New car

April 29, 2022
I bought a car covered in red and yellow leaves. It's an autumnobile.

Website 4 the day:
The stenograph: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA6UythLlEI
 

Top of the food chain

April 29, 2022
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Selling the Eiffel Tower:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mVdxtLXhsg
 

Directions

April 29, 2022
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Old electronics:
https://oldcrap.org/
 

Not the dog's size

April 29, 2022
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the dog’s owner – and the distance you are from your car.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Emulation of old web browsers:
https://oldweb.today/
 

Love conquers

April 29, 2022
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
CIA rectal tool kit:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/cia-issued-rectal-tool-kit
 

Can't fix it

April 29, 2022
You can't fix stupid.
-- Ron White

Website 4 the day:
Private search:
https://search.brave.com/
 

Health nuts

April 29, 2022
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx

Website 4 the day:
1+1=2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysNyWFQstto
 

Coded apology

April 29, 2022
I received an apology written in dots and dashes. It was in re-morse code.

Website 4 the day:
Compare specs of two phones or tablets:
http://gsmversus.com/
 

The internet

April 29, 2022
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Single-cell into a full newt:
https://digg.com/video/cell-division-time-lapse
 

Miserable golfer

April 29, 2022
If I wasn’t a golfer, I would still be miserable – but not as miserable.
-- Larry David

Website 4 the day:
How do design a logo:
https://www.creativebloq.com/graphic-design/pro-guide-logo-design-21221
 

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