A neck brace

May 14, 2019
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.

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Zoidberg whoop:

Only one drink

May 14, 2019
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
-- George Burns

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Gruesome Body Bakery:

The finger

May 14, 2019
I didn’t give you the finger…you earned it.
-- Bill Murray

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Eat and grow big:

Memory foam

May 14, 2019
I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it’s trying to blackmail me.
-- Gary Delaney

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World Carrot Museum:

The question

May 14, 2019
The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.
-- Ayn Rand

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Publish your research:

If your head gets too big

May 14, 2019
If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.
-- Elvis Presley

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What did Alexa hear and store?

Open mind trouble

May 14, 2019
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
-- Terry Pratchett

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Selfie teleprompter:

Being run down by a bike

May 4, 2019
Every day this same bike tries to run me down. This happens repeatedly. It is a vicious cycle.

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What to watch?

I know nothing

May 4, 2019
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. 
-- Robert Benchley

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Soviet's code machine, better than Enigma:

Like a nighttime phone call

May 4, 2019
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
-- Evelyn Hendrickson

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Magnetic fluxlines: