Happy spots

December 25, 2019
The ink spots were jubilant because they just came out of the pen.

Website 4 the day:
Observe the weather:
https://www.weather.gov/coop/BecomeAnObserver
 

Love my cell phone

December 25, 2019
We love our own cell phones but hate everyone else's.
-- Joe Bob Briggs

Website 4 the day:
Ship your enemies glitter: 
http://www.shipyourenemiesglitter.com/
 

Learning to fly

December 25, 2019
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Free printable habit tracker:
https://tealnotes.com/free-printable-bullet-journal-habit-tracker-template/
 

Without statistics

December 25, 2019
In ancient times they had no statistics, so they had to fall back on lies.
-- Stephen Leacock

Website 4 the day:
Nooooooooooooooo: 
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
 

Composition of the universe

December 25, 2019
The universe is made up of electrons, protons, neutrons, and morons.
-- Andy Dappen

Website 4 the day:
Drop trash into the can:
http://www.trashloop.com/
 

Reliance

December 25, 2019
Never rely on your friends for money or on your money for friends.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe

Website 4 the day:
Fighting pixels:
http://pixelsfighting.com/
 

Easy Street

December 25, 2019
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
-- John Madden

Website 4 the day:
Is my computer on?
http://www.ismycomputeron.com/
 

Cleaning my spice rack

December 25, 2019
While cleaning my spice rack, I saw that everything was old and had to be thrown out. – What a waste of thyme.  

Website 4 the day:
Live satellite images of the earth:
https://zoom.earth/
 

Great wealth

December 25, 2019
The greater the wealth, the thicker the dirt.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith

Website 4 the day:
Random color:
http://randomcolour.com/
 

Degrading jobs

December 25, 2019
All paid jobs degrade the mind.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
What is the highest frequency sound you can hear?
http://onlinetonegenerator.com/hearingtest.html
 

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