Browsing Archive: December, 2010

Be yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 31, 2010, In : Humor 
 Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
-- Unknown

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I wish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 30, 2010, In : Humor 
I wish we were better strangers.
-- Unknown

Website 4 the Day:
3 hour temporary e-mail addresses:
http://www.mintemail.com

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If at first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 30, 2010, In : Humor 
If at first you don't succeed, try something easier.
-- Sarcasm Society

Website 4 the Day:
Bypass compulsory Registration:
http://www.bugmenot.com/

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How many people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 28, 2010, In : Humor 
How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
-- Emo Philips

Website 4 the Day:
Watch for sales :
http://zingsale.com/

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I dote

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 27, 2010, In : Humor 
I dote on his very absence.
-- William Shakespeare, “The Merchant of Venice”

Website 4 the Day:
Science videos:
http://freesciencelectures.com/

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Which beer to drink

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 26, 2010, In : Humor 
Sunday is PUNday
I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis.

Website 4 the Day:
Find images for your webpage:
http://www.zemanta.com/

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Principles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 25, 2010, In : Humor 
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Home repair guides:
http://www.hometips.com/repair-fix/

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God made woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 24, 2010, In : Humor 
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Free Windows DVD ripper and media converter until Dec 27th:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13845_3-20026495-58.html

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Battle of the sexes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 23, 2010, In : Humor 
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Find a rated recipe:
http://allrecipes.com/

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Live forever

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 22, 2010, In : Humor 
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Top 1000 websites:
http://www.google.com/adplanner/static/top1000/

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Very educating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 21, 2010, In : Humor 
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
National Affair Blog:
http://www.nationalaffairs.com/blog/blogger/findings-a-daily-roundup

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One in a thousand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 20, 2010, In : Humor 
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Find a recipe for the food you have:
http://www.supercook.com/

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A large circumference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 19, 2010, In : Humor 
I get my large circumference from too much pi.

Website 4 the Day:
Run WIndows programs in a sandbox:
http://www.sandboxie.com/

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Grown men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 18, 2010, In : Humor 
Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
-- Jerry Falwell

Website 4 the Day:
Strip formating from clipboard text:
http://www.stevemiller.net/puretext/

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Every minute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 17, 2010, In : Humor 
Every minute was more exciting than the next.
-- Linda Evans, actress

Website 4 the Day:
Batch commands without programming:
http://www.outertech.com/index.php?_charisma_page=product&id=1

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An unforeseen event

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 16, 2010, In : Humor 
We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
-- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

Website 4 the Day:
Free online video editor:
http://jaycut.com/

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Happy artist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 15, 2010, In : Humor 
The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.
-- Sylvestor Stallone, Actor

Website 4 the Day:
E-mails when a price drops:
http://www.priceambush.com/

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Major knee surgery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 14, 2010, In : Humor 
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

Website 4 the Day:
Health questions and answers:
http://www.sharecare.com

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Don't diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 13, 2010, In : Humor 
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.
-- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

Website 4 the Day:
Backup Windows, Mac, and Linux systems:
http://backuppc.sourceforge.net/

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John Deere's confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 12, 2010, In : Humor 
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

Website 4 the Day:
Unlock Windows files:
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Big emotions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 11, 2010, In : Humor 
Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
-- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

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Other free technical books:
http://freecomputerbooks.com/

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Word use

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 10, 2010, In : Humor 
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

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Additional free technical books:
http://www.downloadfreepdf.com/

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Children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 9, 2010, In : Humor 
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the Day:
Free technical books:
http://www.freebookcentre.net/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 8, 2010, In : Humor 
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the Day:
Exra free ebooks:
http://www.getfreeebooks.com/

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Why

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 7, 2010, In : Humor 
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
-- Mark Twain

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Additional free ebooks:
http://www.e-booksdirectory.com/

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Nothing wrong

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 6, 2010, In : Humor 
There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.
-- Jack E. Leonard

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Other free ebooks:
http://www.free-ebooks.net/

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Cartoonist found dead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 5, 2010, In : Humor 
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Website 4 the Day:
LicenseCrawler finds keys in your registry:
http://www.klinzmann.name/licensecrawler.htm

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Not a flirt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 4, 2010, In : Humor 
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.
--Charles, Count Talleyrand

Website 4 the Day:
Shorten URLs to articles and include snippets:
http://www.snip.ly/

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They never

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 3, 2010, In : Humor 
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
-- Thomas Brackett Reed

Website 4 the Day:
Top technology news:
http://techmeme.com

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I just learned

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 2, 2010, In : Humor 
I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
-- Irvin S. Cobb

Website 4 the Day:
Summarize text:
http://summarity.com/

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Two tickets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 1, 2010, In : Humor 
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… If there is one.
-- Winston Churchill, in response to Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the Day:
Be safe: expand shortened URLs before going there:
http://security.thejoshmeister.com/2009/04/how-to-preview-shortened-urls-tinyurl.html

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