Browsing Archive: June, 2010

Marriage and career

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 30, 2010, In : Humor 
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Source Unknown
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Always drink

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Always drink upstream from the herd.
-- Will Rogers
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Plagiarists

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 28, 2010, In : Humor 
Plagiarists at least have the quality of preservation.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

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Shakespeare walks into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 27, 2010, In : Humor 
Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "I can't serve you." says the bartender. "You're Bard!"
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Do the hokey pokey

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 26, 2010, In : Humor 
What if "the hokey pokey" is REALLY what it's all about?
-- Curtis Spencer
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You know ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 25, 2010, In : Humor 
You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope

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Equality for all

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 24, 2010, In : Philosophy 
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Mohandas Gandhi

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Good for baseball?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 23, 2010, In : Humor 
On the marriage of Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe — I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto
-- Yogi Berra


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Two theories ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2010, In : Humor 
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
-- Will Rogers

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Not one!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2010, In : Humor 
He has not a single redeeming defect.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
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Old mathemeticians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 20, 2010, In : Humor 
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

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Belief

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 19, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Belief gets in the way of learning.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Hereditary looks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 18, 2010, In : Humor 
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
-- Groucho Marx
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Live simpler

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 17, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Life is simpler when you plough around the stump.
-- WIll Rogers
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BFF

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 16, 2010, In : Humor 
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx
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The power

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 15, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
-- Robert A. Heinlein


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Get thee to a nunnery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 14, 2010, In : Humor 
Convent. A place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Old cooks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 13, 2010, In : Humor 
Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
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Love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 12, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Resistance is futile

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 11, 2010, In : Philosophy 
I can resist anything but temptation
-- Oscar Wilde
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Being right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 10, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

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It takes two

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 9, 2010, In : Humor 
it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
--Homer Simpson
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Timing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
-- Will Rogers
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Yield

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 7, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Failed juggler

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 7, 2010, In : Humor 
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
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A moral offense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 6, 2010, In : Philosophy 
In a society in which it is a moral offense to be different from your neighbor your only escape is never to let them find out.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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To live a long time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 4, 2010, In : Philosophy 
To get anywhere, or even to live a long time, a man has to guess, and guess right, over and over again, without enough data for a logical answer.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Fickle bride

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 3, 2010, In : Humor 
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
-- Source Unknown

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The best answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
-- Will Rogers

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Trying, the 1st step

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 1, 2010, In : Humor 
Trying is the first step towards failure. 
--Homer Simpson

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