Browsing Archive: May, 2010

Marriage as an instutition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 31, 2010, In : Humor 
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Groucho Marx
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Joan of Arc at the Pearly Gates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 30, 2010, In : Humor 
What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates?
"Well done."
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New idea difficulty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 29, 2010, In : Philosophy 
The hardest part of gaining any new idea is sweeping out the false idea occupying that niche.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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I wish I said that!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2010, In : Philosophy 
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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Didn't like the play

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 27, 2010, In : Humor 
I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.
-- Groucho Marx

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Don't interfere

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 26, 2010, In : Philosophy 
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
-- Will Rogers
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Heaven, or Hell?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 25, 2010, In : Philosophy 
"To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Facts are meaningless.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 24, 2010, In : Humor 
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
--HomeFacts are meaningless.

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Potato chips at the monastery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 24, 2010, In : Humor 
A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is cooking potato slices in a large pot of boiling oil. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
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Never do today ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 22, 2010, In : Humor 
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow if tomorrow might improve the odds.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

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A perfectly wonderful evening

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 21, 2010, In : Humor 
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
-- Groucho Marx
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