Browsing Archive: November, 2010

His mother

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, In : Humor 
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
-- Mae West

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Comparison

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 30, 2010, In : Humor 
He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
-- Billy Wilder

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The curtains were drawn

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 28, 2010, In : Humor 
In the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.

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Statistics and lamp-posts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 27, 2010, In : Humor 
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts for support rather than illumination.
-- Andrew Lang

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Turn RSS feeds into PDF magazines:
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Modesty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 26, 2010, In : Humor 
A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
-- Winston Churchill

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Thanksgiving celebration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 25, 2010, In : Humor 
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
-- Jon Stewart

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Loves nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 24, 2010, In : Humor 
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
-- Forrest Tucker

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Simply a shiver

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 23, 2010, In : Humor 
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
-- Paul Keating

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All the virtues

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 22, 2010, In : Humor 
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
-- Winston Churchill

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A cardboard belt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 21, 2010, In : Humor 
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

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Something to make us cat owners jealous:
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Thank you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 20, 2010, In : Humor 
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.
-- Moses Hadas

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The most words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 19, 2010, In : Humor 
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
-- Abraham Lincoln

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No enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 18, 2010, In : Humor 
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
-- Oscar Wilde

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Good instincts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 17, 2010, In : Humor 
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.
-- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

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Delusions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 16, 2010, In : Humor 
He had delusions of adequacy.
-- Walter Kerr

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A self-made man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 15, 2010, In : Humor 
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
-- John Bright

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The TV repairman got married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 14, 2010, In : Humor 
When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.

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The worst lesson

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 13, 2010, In : Philosophy 
He had learned the worst lesson that life can teach - that it makes no sense.
-- Philip Roth

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Block Facebook stalkers:
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Worst form of government

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 12, 2010, In : Philosophy 
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
-- Winston Churchill

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How much?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 11, 2010, In : Philosophy 
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
-- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation

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A bachelor's life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 10, 2010, In : Humor 
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

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The game

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, In : Humor 
Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.
-- Mickey Rivers, baseball player

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The greatest threat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 8, 2010, In : Philosophy 
'The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.
-- Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX)

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Leather shoes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 7, 2010, In : Humor 
I didn't want to buy leather shoes, but eventually I was suede.

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Dictatorship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 6, 2010, In : Philosophy 
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.
-- George W. Bush

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I am not worried

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 5, 2010, In : Humor 
I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.
-- Ronald Reagan

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Food is important

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 4, 2010, In : Humor 
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
-- Fran Lebowitz, US writer

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Test your brain:
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If only

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 3, 2010, In : Humor 
If only faces could talk...
-- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

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Its not pollution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2010, In : Humor 
It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

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Turn this team around

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 1, 2010, In : Philosophy 
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
-- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Maverick

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