Browsing Archive: July, 2011

Bottle sign

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 31, 2011, In : Humor 
Sign on a broken perfume bottle, "Out of odor".

Website 4 the Day:
A guy goes into the doctor's office and claims that his body hurts wherever he touches it. To demonstrate, he pushes on his left knee and screams in pain. Then pushes on his elbow and screams in even more. Everywhere he touched made him scream.

The doctor responded: "Your body is OK, your finger is broken."

http://home.snafu.de/tilman/xenulink.html

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One perfect child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2011, In : Humor 
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

Website 4 the Day:
Get the drop on your friends (OK, its just a file sharing site):
http://drop.io/

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Elect bad officials

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 29, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Website 4 the Day:
Bulk Rename Utility:
http://www.bulkrenameutility.co.uk/Main_Intro.php

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Not broken

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2011, In : Humor 
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, just 'escalator temporarily stairs.' "Sorry for the convenience."
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the Day:
Split files:
http://www.cthuloides-cabinett.de/software/chainsaw.html

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Light speed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 27, 2011, In : Humor 
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

Website 4 the Day:
Open Source Movie Catalog
http://www.antp.be/software/moviecatalog

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Man's deep need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 26, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the Day:
Back-up/burn CDs/DVDs/ISOs:
http://www.magiciso.com/

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Keep your health

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 25, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
Compress images:
http://caesium.sourceforge.net/index.html

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Polka-dots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Those who want to paint polka-dots have to find a good spot.

Website 4 the Day:
Knock Knock! Who's there? Dots. Dots who? Dots for me to know, and you to find out.
http://www.picturedots.com/

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Non-permanence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 23, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Everything is temporary. Everything is bound to end.
-- Keren Ann

Website 4 the Day:
Temporary email aliases, better than disposable email.
http://tempalias.com

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Important to me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2011, In : Philosophy 
It's really important to me to keep growing and keep finding new things.
--Andrea Martin

Website 4 the Day:
Windows Explorer alternative with built-in FTP:
http://www.freecommander.com/

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The clock

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 21, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
-- Golda Meir

Website 4 the Day:
Do you have the time?
http://keir.net/neutron.html

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No accidents

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 20, 2011, In : Philosophy 
“There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.”
-- C.S. Lewis Quotes

Website 4 the Day:
Send anonymous e-mail:
http://www.webwizny.com/sendemail.php

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Going viral

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 19, 2011, In : Philosophy 
An inefficient virus kills its host. A clever virus stays with it.
-- James Lovelock

Website 4 the Day:
Analog-X Script Defender
http://www.analogx.com/contents/download/System/sdefend/Freeware.htm

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Radically new

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 18, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Because the world is radically new, the ideal encyclopedia should be radical, too.
-- Charles Van Doren

Website 4 the Day:
How they found information, before Google:
http://www.1911encyclopedia.org/Main_Page

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Sky diving photographer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 17, 2011, In : Humor 
A sky diving photographer was arrested for in-descent exposures.

Website 4 the Day:
The quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera.
http://www.citrify.com/

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The important thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 16, 2011, In : Humor 
But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the Day:
Math Tutorials:
http://patrickjmt.com/

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A world market

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 15, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I think there's a world market for maybe five computers.
-- Thomas Watson

Website 4 the Day:
Permanently erase your hard drive:
http://www.dban.org/

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Stifling writers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 14, 2011, In : Humor 
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor

Website 4 the Day:
Simple online editor:
http://www.quietwrite.com/

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Never go

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 13, 2011, In : Humor 
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the Day:
Take care of your green, leafy friends:
http://www.plantcare.com

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Appearances

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 12, 2011, In : Humor 
In order to make it seem like you have a life, go offline for a few hours.

Website 4 the Day:
Tool to help you limit time on social websites:
http://www.securitysupervisor.com/security-software/free-internet-security-controller

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Correct answers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 11, 2011, In : Humor 
Filling in every bubble on a ScanTron will result in all correct answers.

Website 4 the Day:
You have questions, they have answers:
http://www.answers.com/

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Q walks into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 10, 2011, In : Humor 
A Helvetica letter Q walks into a bar and the barkeep declares: "Get out! We don't serve your type here!"

Website 4 the Day:
Q: What did the horse say to Bordeaux?
A: Why the long type face?
http://www.whatfontis.com/

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Argue with an idiot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 10, 2011, In : Humor 
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
(If you don't agree, call me and we can argue about it.)

Website 4 the Day:
Those who forget their clipboard history are doomed to repeat it:
http://clipcube.wikispaces.com/

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In case of fire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 8, 2011, In : Humor 
Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?
-- Warren Hutcherson

Website 4 the Day:
Compare and synchronize files on Windows and Linux:
http://freefilesync.sourceforge.net/

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Public wants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2011, In : Philosophy 
What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.
-- Roland Barthes

Website 4 the Day:
Edit map and send image:
http://scribblemaps.com/

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Public wants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2011, In : Philosophy 
What the public wants is the image of passion, not passion itself.
-- Roland Barthes

Website 4 the Day:
Edit map and send image:
http://scribblemaps.com/

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Thinking is easy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 6, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Thinking is easy, acting is difficult, and to put one's thoughts into action is the most difficult thing in the world.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Website 4 the Day:
Save notes/thoughts/photos/etc. from browser or smartphone:
https://catch.com/

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Perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 5, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Nobody is perfect...until you fall in love with them.

Website 4 the Day:
What do you love?
http://www.wdyl.com/#

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Fourth of July

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 4, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I always have the most fun on the Fourth of July. You don`t have to exchange any gifts. You just go to the beach and watch fireworks.
-- James Lafferty

Website 4 the Day:
Information and location of July 4th fireworks displays:
http://www.july4thfireworks.com/

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Comic aspirations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 3, 2011, In : Humor 
My mailman tried to be a comedian, but he needed to work on his delivery.

Website 4 the Day:
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says “I’m sendi...

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Life is art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 2, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
-- John W. Gardner

Website 4 the Day:
Free fonts:
http://www.fontsquirrel.com/

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Look at life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 1, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett quotes

Website 4 the Day:
Rename multiple Windows files:
http://www.joejoesoft.com/cms/showpage.php?cid=108

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