Browsing Archive: March, 2011

Hitting the target

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2011, In : Humor 
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Website 4 the Day:
Free website monitoring:
http://mon.itor.us/

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Parachute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 30, 2011, In : Humor 
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Website 4 the Day:
Video lessons on math, finance, biology, chemistry, astronomy, and physics:
http://www.khanacademy.org/

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Used to be

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 29, 2011, In : Humor 
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Website 4 the Day:
Send files securely:
https://www.wbpsystems.com/securefilesend.php

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A parachute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 28, 2011, In : Humor 
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Website 4 the Day:
How to extract from any archive:
http://www.legroom.net/software/uniextract

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U2's lead singer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 27, 2011, In : Humor 
U2's lead singer has been careful to stay out of legal trouble, as he fears it will be difficult to find a lawyer to work pro-Bono.

Website 4 the Day:
Legal two cents' worth for free:
http://forum.freeadvice.com/

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Wasn't your fault

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 26, 2011, In : Humor 
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Website 4 the Day:
April Fools Day is coming, get ready with PC practical jokes:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/7-hilarious-practical-joke-ideas-play-friends-computer/
(What is so practical about a practical joke, anyway?)

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In an emergency

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 26, 2011, In : Humor 
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "In an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

Website 4 the Day:
How to solve any problem:
http://a.freshbrain.com/solvr/

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Good evening

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 24, 2011, In : Humor 
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Website 4 the Day:
How to do anything to text:
http://textmechanic.com/

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Knowledge and wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 23, 2011, In : Humor 
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
-- Peter Kay

Website 4 the Day:
How to fix anything:
http://www.fixitclub.com/

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Who is right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 22, 2011, In : Philosophy 
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
-- Bertrand Russell

Website 4 the Day:
How to say anything:
http://phras.in/

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All you need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 21, 2011, In : Philosophy 
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the Day:
How to clean anything:
http://www.howtocleananything.com/

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Sad resume

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 20, 2011, In : Humor 
My first job was working in an Orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 
After that, I worked at a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

Websites 4 the Day:
Easy come, easy go:
§ Resume templates: http://www.instantresumetemplates.com/
§ Resume help online: http://ebiznet2u....

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The last thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 19, 2011, In : Humor 
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

Website 4 the Day:
Free, open source music server:
http://sockso.pu-gh.com/

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If

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 18, 2011, In : Humor 
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Website 4 the Day:
Online to-do / task list manager:
http://todo.ly/

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A friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 17, 2011, In : Philosophy 
A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
Resend e-mail to yourself at a later time:
http://www.hitmelater.com/

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Light speed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 16, 2011, In : Humor 
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Website 4 the Day:
Online sticky notes:
http://listhings.com/

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Grow up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 15, 2011, In : Philosophy 
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Website 4 the Day:
Visualize your disk usage:
http://w3.win.tue.nl/en/research/research_computer_science/visualization/sequoiaview/

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Opportunity knocks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 14, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Source Unknown

Website 4 the Day:
Phrase finder:
www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/index.html

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Sandpaper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 13, 2011, In : Humor 
Sandpaper was patented in 1834 – the inventor really had it rough.

Website 4 the Day:
Patently odd:
http://ipwatchdog.com/obscure-patents/

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Still alive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 12, 2011, In : Humor 
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
Charlie Sheen

Website 4 the Day:
Compile and run programs online:
http://ideone.com/

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People are frightened

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 11, 2011, In : Philosophy 
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage

Website 4 the Day:
Shrink your DOC and PDF files:
http://www.pocodoc.com/

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Cats teach

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 10, 2011, In : Humor 
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the Day:
Photo effects online:
http://www.rollip.com/

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Animals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 9, 2011, In : Humor 
The best thing about animals is they don't talk much.
-- Thornton Wilder

Website 4 the Day:
Tile your browser windows:
http://slickscreen.com/

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My enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 8, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the Day:
Easy thumbnails:
http://www.fookes.com/ezthumbs/

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Never quit.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 7, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don't quit until you attain it. When you do attain it, set another goal, and don't quit until you reach it. Never quit.
-- Bear Byrant

Website 4 the Day:
Tell Windows files where to go:
http://optionalreaction.com/software/sendtoany/

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Madness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 6, 2011, In : Humor 
Madness takes it's toll. (please have exact change ready)

Website 4 the Day:
Are you certifiable?
http://www.gild.com

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Are you happy?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 5, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so.
-- John Stuart Mill

Website 4 the Day:
Free web hosting:
http://byethost.com/free-hosting

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Judge a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2011, In : Philosophy 
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the Day:
Transfer large files with no login required:
http://filejumbo.com

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Life in 3 words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 3, 2011, In : Philosophy 
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the Day:
Convert to e-reader formats (Kindle is supposed to read .MOBI):
http://ebook.online-convert.com/

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We stop playing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 2, 2011, In : Philosophy 
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the Day:
Know when e-mail you send is read:
http://www.spypig.com/

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The man who tries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, In : Philosophy 
The man who tries to do something and fails is infinitely better than he who tries to do nothing and succeeds.
-- Lloyd Jones

Website 4 the Day:
TSA Cheat Sheet:
http://saizai.com/tsa_rights.pdf

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