Browsing Archive: February, 2012

After eating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 29, 2012, In : Humor 
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Top free and pay audiobooks and ebooks:
http://www.librophile.com/

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Little old woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 26, 2012, In : Humor 
The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.

Website 4 the Day:
Search Mother Goose nursery rhymes:
http://www.mothergoose.com/Rhymes/rhymes.htm

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Don’t be so humble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 25, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Don’t be so humble—you are not that great.
-- Golda Meir

Website 4 the day:
Clean up your clipboard text:
http://www.snapfiles.com/get/clippy.html

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Women with "pasts"

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 24, 2012, In : Humor 
Women with “pasts” interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Enhance that clipboard:
http://www.joejoesoft.com/vcms/97/

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Computer perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 23, 2012, In : Humor 
They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
An enhanced clipboard:
http://bluemars.org/clipx/

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It matters not

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 22, 2012, In : Humor 
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
-- Steven Weinberg

Website 4 the day:
Yep, another clipboard tool:
http://www.mlin.net/Clipomatic.shtml

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“No comment”

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 21, 2012, In : Philosophy 
“No comment” is a comment.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:


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Courage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 20, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Courage is knowing what not to fear.
-- Plato

Website 4 the day:
Clipboard extension:
http://ditto-cp.sourceforge.net/

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A free violin lesson

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 19, 2012, In : Humor 
She was given a violin lesson for free, with no strings attached.

Website 4 the Day:
Free texting:
http://www.textmefree.com/

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Academics are infuriating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 18, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I think academics are infuriating. For every expert on Shakespeare there is another one to cancel his theory out. It drives you up the wall. I think the greatest form of finding out the truth is through fantasy.
-- Joseph Fiennes

Website 4 the day:
Virtual academic:
http://writing-program.uchicago.edu/toys/randomsentence/index.htm

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Pleasure trip

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 17, 2012, In : Humor 
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
-- Henry Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Save travel money by sleeping in airports:
http://www.sleepinginairports.net/

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An intellectual

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 16, 2012, In : Philosophy 
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
-- Albert Camus

Website 4 the day:
How to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWa_-Mxe89w

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The human brain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 15, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.
-- Emerson Pugh

Website 4 the day:
A glimpse into the brain:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/life/human-biology/brain.htm

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Love is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 14, 2012, In : Humor 
Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
-- Ben Hecht

Website 4 the day:Google this: 
 
Google this: 
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5 
or just click on this link: 
http://tiny.cc/e0ddo

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Don't care much

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 13, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I don't care much about music. What I like is sounds.
-- Dizzy Gillespie

Website 4 the day:
Pull out the sounds from Youtube videos:
http://www.youtube-mp3.org/

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DWI

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 12, 2012, In : Humor 
They arrested a woman for causing an accident while on her cellphone....she was charged with driving while intalksicated.

Website 4 the Day:
State-by-state cell phone driving laws:
http://www.ghsa.org/html/stateinfo/laws/cellphone_laws.html

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If you don't succeed ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 11, 2012, In : Humor 
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- W.C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Famous book rejections:
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/04/28/if-at-first-you-don%E2%80%99t-succeed-very-famous-book-rejections/

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Past events

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 10, 2012, In : Philosophy 
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

Website 4 the day:
A history of the Internet:
http://www.w3.org/History.html

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Every minute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 9, 2012, In : Philosophy 
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Instant tips to happiness:
http://articles.cnn.com/2009-08-04/living/rs.ten.ways.be.happier_1_happiness-project-feelings-big-impact?_s=PM:LIVING

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Some folks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 8, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
-- Josh Billings

Website 4 the day:
On the loss of wisdom:
http://www.ted.com/talks/barry_schwartz_on_our_loss_of_wisdom.htm

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Wise men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 7, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
-- Samuel Palmer

Website 4 the day:
List of sayings to not repeat:
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/proverbs.html

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Money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2012, In : Humor 
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
-- J. Paul Getty

Website 4 the day:
How to stay in touch with your growing children:
http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/family/5-ways-to-stay-in-touch-with-grown-children.htm

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Colorful dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 5, 2012, In : Humor 
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Website 4 the Day:
What your dream might be telling you:
http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/

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God and money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 4, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker

Website 4 the day:
Who has what?
http://www.forbes.com/wealth/billionaires/list

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Be wary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 3, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
-- Robert Paul

Website 4 the day:
Before taking things apart, see how they are made:
http://manufacturing.stanford.edu/hetm.html

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The best husband

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2012, In : Humor 
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

Website 4 the day:
Good things about being older:
http://www.deeperissues.net/life/25-good-things-about-getting-old/

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All victory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 1, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious.
-- Marcus Aurelius

Website 4 the day:
Organize team work:
https://trello.com/

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