Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 31, 2012,
In :
Humor
You are what you tweet.
Website 4 the day:
Free e-mail Twitter alerts:
http://tweetbeep.com/
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Full blast
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 31, 2012,
In :
Humor
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
How to deal with noisy neighbors:
http://ohmyapt.apartmentratings.com/noisy-neighbors.html
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Snake in a bar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 29, 2012,
In :
Humor
So, a snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you."
"Why not?" asks the snake.
The bartender says,"Because you can't hold your liquor."
Website 4 the Day:
Snakes on a plane (surface):
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Uchiha/classic-snake-game
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/snake-game/
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Mouse love
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 28, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney
Website 4 the day:
Disney's bio:
http://www.justdisney.com/walt_disney/biography/long_bio.html
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This mess
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 27, 2012,
In :
Humor
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Some dumb things:
http://www.bored.com/dumbthings/
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Buy a good ear
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 26, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
You can't go to the store and buy a good ear and rhythm.
-- Les Paul
Website 4 the day:
There's a method to rhythm:
http://www.myharpsdelight.com/learn-rhythm.html
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Liars made
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 25, 2012,
In :
Humor
Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
File your taxes for free:
http://www.irs.gov/efile/article/0,,id=118986,00.html
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Why stickers?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 24, 2012,
In :
Humor
Why do manufactures of ladders put stickers on the top step of ladders warning you not to step on that step? Wouldn't it be better if there was no step to step on.
Website 4 the day:
Why did the boy take a ladder to school? It was a high school.
http://www.simplyladders.com/
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What you see
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 23, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goals.
-- Brian Tracy
Website 4 the day:
How to stay focused:
http://www.toiletpaperentrepreneur.com/managing-focus/how-to-stay-focused-63-very-focused-ways
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Deviation
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 22, 2012,
In :
Humor
The standard deviation is not enough for perverted statisticians.
Website 4 the Day:
Basic statistics:
http://www.statsoft.com/textbook/basic-statistics/
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I'd rather be a failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 21, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Steve Jobs on doing what you love:
http://news.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505.html
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Being married
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 20, 2012,
In :
Humor
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner
Website 4 the day:
Divorce lawyers on how to stay married:
http://www.divorcemag.com/articles/Relationships/staymarried.html
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Everything is funny
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 19, 2012,
In :
Humor
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
The funniest part of this link is that it is a UK site:
http://www.thinctanc.co.uk/words/comedy.html
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Bright children
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 18, 2012,
In :
Humor
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
-- Ralph Bus
Website 4 the day:
Save energy at home:
http://www.energysavers.gov/tips/
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Why don't they?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2012,
In :
Humor
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Cook for your cat: (with or without mice):
http://catinfo.org/?link=makingcatfood
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Being powerful
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 16, 2012,
In :
Humor
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
-- Margaret Thatcher
Website 4 the day:
Charisma is power:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2009/03/20/how-to-be-charismatic-7-powerful-tips-from-the-mentalist/
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The first
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 15, 2012,
In :
Humor
The first scientists who studied fog were mistified.
Website 4 the Day:
Make your own bottled fog:
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Fog-in-a-Bottle
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Nobody cares
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 14, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
-- Cynthia Nelms
Website 4 the day:
Mayo Clinic's guide to being happy:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/how-to-be-happy/MY01357
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Be kind
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 13, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
-- Judith Martin
Website 4 the day:
It's nice to be nice:
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Polite
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Only those
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 12, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Elliot
Website 4 the day:
Learn to take risks:
http://www.livestrong.com/article/14727-becoming-a-risk-taker/
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A terrible thing
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 11, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.
-- Erica Jong
Website 4 the day:
Take control of your time:
http://sidsavara.com/personal-development/how-to-actively-take-control-of-your-time-and-your-life
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Burdensome
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 10, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Nothing is more burdensome than an unfinished task.
-- Jim Rohn
Website 4 the day:
Finish what you start:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2010/03/23/how-to-finish-what-you-have-started/
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Gifted child
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 8, 2012,
In :
Humor
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Website 4 the Day:
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said
the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his
feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the
teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you
standing up there all by yourself.
http://www.ri.net/gifted_talented/character.html
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Thoughts as tools
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 7, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The thoughts we choose to think are the tools we use to paint the canvas of our lives.
Louise Hay
Website 4 the day:
Paint with friends:
http://sketchia.com/
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Secret of being
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 6, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The secret of man's being is not only to live but to have something to live for.
-- Dostoyevsky
Website 4 the day:
It can be the little things that make life worth living:
http://www.savagechickens.com/2008/09/something-to-live-for.html
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Will not limit myself
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.
-- Dolly Parton
Website 4 the day:
Ignore what other's think:
http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Care-What-People-Think
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There will come a time
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 4, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
-- Louis L'Amour
Website 4 the day:
How to start:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2009/04/23/how-to-stop-procrastinating-7-timeless-tips/
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Married by a judge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2012,
In :
Humor
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx
Website 4 the day:
Improve your marriage:
http://marriage.about.com/od/marriagetoolbox/a/fiveimprove.htm
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The old year has gone
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 2, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months! Powell
– Edward Payson
Website 4 the day:
Goals, not resolutions:
http://simplemom.net/20-questions-for-a-new-year/
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New Year's resolution
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 1, 2012,
In :
Humor
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
Website 4 the Day:
How to achieve one's resolutions:
http://www.goalsguy.com/Events/n_resolutions.html
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