Browsing Archive: May, 2012

Drunk man's words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 31, 2012, In : Philosophy 
A drunk mans words are a sober man’s thoughts.
-- Steve Fergosi

Website 4 the day:
Share thoughts (sober or otherwise):
http://www.wiki-site.com/index.php/Wiki_Creation_-_Create_A_Wiki_For_Free!

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I feel sorry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2012, In : Humor 
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra

Website 4 the day:
Don't tweet today, what you can put off until tomorrow:
https://www.socialoomph.com/ 

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Those who have what they want

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 29, 2012, In : Philosophy 
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven’t what they want that they don’t want it.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Tell people in your own font:
http://fontstruct.com/

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Patriot's duty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 28, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.
-- Thomas Paine

Website 4 the day:
Memorial Day history:
http://www.usmemorialday.org/backgrnd.html

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Sandwich walks into a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 27, 2012, In : Humor 
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

Website 4 the Day:
Non-soggy sandwiches:
http://www.thefoodpornographer.com/2008/08/02/bento-tips-and-reflections-1/

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Sign on a brassiere shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 26, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a brassiere shop:
We fix flats.

Website 4 the day:
The uplifting history of the bra:
http://www.lingerie-n-more.com/2009/09/18/bras-through-the-ages/

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Sign on a divorce lawyer’s wall

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 25, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a divorce lawyer’s wall: 
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

Website 4 the day:
Lawyer humor:
http://mason.gmu.edu/~rrotunda/lawyer.htm

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Sign on a music store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 24, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a music store: 
Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.

Website 4 the day:
Music humor:
http://www.buddyandhopkins.com/BH_musichumor.html

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Sign on a junkyard fence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 23, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a junkyard fence:
Edifice wrecks.

Website 4 the day:
Used car part finder:
http://www.car-part.com/

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Sign on a beauty parlor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 22, 2012,
Sign on a beauty parlor: 
Curl up and dye.

Website 4 the day:
125 years of women's hairstyles:
http://www.lhj.com/style/covers/125-years-of-ladies-home-journal-hair-through-the-ages/

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Sign on a plumber’s truck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 21, 2012, In : Humor 
Sign on a plumber’s truck:
A flush is better than a full house.

Website 4 the day:
Toilet tutorial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pPfrV8E37o

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Failed Math

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 20, 2012, In : Humor 
I failed Math so many times I can't even count.
-- Stewart Francis

Website 4 the Day:
Create or view awesome infographics:
http://visual.ly/

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Share everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 19, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Share everything. Don't take things that aren't yours. Put things back where you found them.
-- Robert Fulghum

Website 4 the day:
Share files across multiple hosts:
http://www.mirrorcreator.com/

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Can computers think?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
-- Edsgar Dijkstra

Website 4 the day:
Why people think that computers can't.  (From 1982)
http://web.media.mit.edu/~minsky/papers/ComputersCantThink.txt

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Paranoiac in reverse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 17, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
-- J. D. Salinger

Website 4 the day:
Reverse image search:
http://www.tineye.com/

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What you pay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 16, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.  
-- Warren Buffett

Website 4 the day:
See historical Amazon prices:
http://ookong.com

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Flurry of images

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 15, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I have lived in a flurry of images, but I will go out in a freeze frame.  
-- Anthony Quinn

Website 4 the day:
Free vectors:
http://tutorialblog.org/free-vector-downloads

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Going nowhere

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I thought I was going nowhere. Now I can see there was a pattern.
-- Kate DiCamillo

Website 4 the day:
Free patterns:
http://squidfingers.com/patterns 

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DWK

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 13, 2012, In : Humor 
A woman was driving in her car on a narrow road. She was knitting at the same time, so she was driving very slowly. 
A man came up from behind and he wanted to pass her. He opened the window and yelled, "Pull over! Pull over!"
The lady yelled back, "No, it's a sweater!"

Website 4 the Day:
Learn how to, but not while driving:
http://www.knittinghelp.com/

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A smile a day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 12, 2012, In : Humor 
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Demos of handwriting recognition:
http://webdemo.visionobjects.com/

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People stealing your ideas

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 11, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.
-- Howard Aiken

Website 4 the day:
Photo tours of 15,000 popular landmarks:
http://www.theverge.com/2012/4/25/2974069/google-maps-photo-tours

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Congressmen's trips abroad

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 10, 2012, In : Humor 
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!  
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Create a website:
http://imcreator.com/

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America: the Land of Promise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 9, 2012, In : Humor 
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Autofill sign-up/login forms and track purchases:
https://www.dashlane.com/

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Error to error

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 8, 2012, In : Philosophy 
From error to error, one discovers the entire truth.  
-- Fortune cookie message

Website 4 the day:
Who is tracking you?
http://www.ghostery.com/

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Did you know?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 7, 2012, In : Humor 
Did you know that you can just rip up a to-do list?  
-- Tim Siedell

Website 4 the day:
Change your screen color to match day light:
http://stereopsis.com/flux/

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Asked for a joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, May 6, 2012, In : Humor 
When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture. 

Website 4 the Day:
Send an odd e-card:
http://www.someecards.com/

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Think you are thinking?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 5, 2012, In : Philosophy 
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James

Website 4 the day:
How to think critically:
http://www.rogerdarlington.me.uk/thinking.html

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Infuriating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 4, 2012, In : Philosophy 
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right.  
-- Moliere

Website 4 the day:
How to think:

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Faith in fools

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2012, In : Humor 
I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence.  
-- Edgar Allen Poe

Website 4 the day:
Build your self-confidence:
http://www.pickthebrain.com/blog/10-ways-to-instantly-build-self-confidence/

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In all the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 2, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.  
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
The wages of dangerous stupidity:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

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Nothing more frightful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, In : Philosophy 
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.  
-- Goethe

Website 4 the day:
See III C:
http://philosophy.lander.edu/ethics/socrates.html

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