Browsing Archive: September, 2012

Sign language

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 30, 2012, In : Humor 
Knowing sign language can be handy.

Website 4 the Day:
Protect your diary:
http://rednotebook.sourceforge.net/

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Never a substitute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 29, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Organization can never be a substitute for initiative and for judgment.
-- Louis D. Brandeis

Website 4 the day:
Organize your programs, files, and folders:
http://ticno.com/multibar/?lang=en

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Failed writers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 28, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I suppose some editors are failed writers; but so are most writers.
-- TS Eliot

Website 4 the day:
Free audio editor:
http://www.wavosaur.com/

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Language

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 27, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Language is the archives of history.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Handle 150+ types of archives:
http://peazip.sourceforge.net/

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Concentrate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 26, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Concentrate your strengths against your competitor's relative weaknesses.
-- Paul Gauguin

Website 4 the day:
Compare your website to competitors:
http://www.diyseo.com/free-tools/seo-report-card

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Silence is perfect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Regular expression tutorial:
http://www.regular-expressions.info/tutorial.html

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X rated films

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 24, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I had the X rating on my films. Now they do as much on The Simpsons as I got an X rating for Fritz the Cat.
-- Ralph Bakshi

Website 4 the day:
What Google page does a site show up on?
http://whatpageofsearchamion.com/

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Finding area

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 23, 2012, In : Humor 
Finding area is an integral part of calculus.

Website 4 the Day:
Visual calculus:
http://archives.math.utk.edu/visual.calculus/

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Art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 22, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If it sells, it's art.
-- Frank Lloyd

Website 4 the day:
How Thomas Edison are you?
http://thomasedison.org/

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Stop thinking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 21, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Stop thinking, and end your problems.
-- Lao Tzu

Website 4 the day:
How many days are left?
http://xdaysleft.com/

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Discussions with monkey

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 20, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Encrypted USB partition:
http://www.rohos.com/

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Loved children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 19, 2012, In : Humor 
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Where did I put that phone?
http://www.wheresmycellphone.com/

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Profound influence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 18, 2012, In : Humor 
My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Collect/organize/share web stuff:
http://www.pearltrees.com/

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Apartments

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 17, 2012, In : Humor 
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generate web-based presentations:
https://www.startmeeting.com/studio

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Soap addiction

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2012, In : Humor 
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

Website 4 the Day:
Don't lye:
http://www.thecrunchychicken.com/2009/01/survival-series-making-soap-without-lye.html

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No-prep profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 15, 2012, In : Humor 
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

Website 4 the day:
What does the Internet think:
http://whatdoestheinternetthink.net/

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Nothing is hard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 14, 2012, In : Humor 
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen

Website 4 the day:
Share a web page with a warning:
http://isnsfw.com/

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Trick to being a humorist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 13, 2012, In : Humor 
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Help others find the name of a tune:
http://namemytune.com/

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New skylights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 12, 2012, In : Humor 
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. 
Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
50 Windows Registry Hacks:
http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/37920/the-50-best-registry-hacks-that-make-windows-better/

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No business ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 11, 2012, In : Humor 
There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Free accounting software:
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2382514,00.asp

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Value of money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2012, In : Humor 
If you would like to know the value of money, try to borrow some.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Crowdfunding website reviews:
http://www.crowdfunding-website-reviews.com/

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Sound promises

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 9, 2012, In : Humor 
Many campaign promises are sound. Only sound!

Website 4 the Day:
Non-partisan fact checking site:
http://www.factcheck.org/

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Unpredictable children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 8, 2012, In : Humor 
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
How to catch a liar:
http://www.webmd.com/balance/features/10-ways-catch-li

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Women forgive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 7, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
How to forgive:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/forgiveness/MH00131

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I am drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 6, 2012, In : Humor 
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
Collect money to fund anti-ugly research:
http://chipin.com

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Stay in shape

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 5, 2012, In : Humor 
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeners

Website 4 the day:
Improved mental health is a walk in the park:
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2012/06/21/Walking-in-park-better-for-mental-health/UPI-34271340256956/

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Curious about sheep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 4, 2012, In : Humor 
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Graphical weather and rain prediction maps:
http://graphical.weather.gov/

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Men without women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 3, 2012, In : Humor 
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Open source web fonts:
http://google.com/webfonts

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Mad magician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 2, 2012, In : Humor 
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

Website 4 the Day:
Amaze your friends:
http://www.goodtricks.net/

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Bad artists

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 1, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Bad artists copy. Good artists steal.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
Still another file synchronizer:
http://synkron.sourceforge.net/

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