Browsing Archive: September, 2014

Staying young

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 30, 2014, In : Humor 
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-- Lucille Ball

Website 4 the day:
Run Android Apps on Windows, Mac, and Linux boxes:
http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2014/09/hack-runs-android-apps-on-windows-mac-and-linux-computers/

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Great success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 29, 2014, In : Philosophy 
I've had great success being a total idiot.
-- Jerry Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Know your stuff:
https://www.knowyourstuff.org

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Good birthdays

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 29, 2014, In : Humor 
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
-- Larry Lorenzoni

Website 4 the day:
Slot machine science:
http://www.vox.com/2014/8/7/5976927/slot-machines-casinos-addiction-by-design

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Mobius joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 28, 2014, In : Humor 
I've been trying to come up with a joke about a Mobius strip but I don't know where to begin.

Website 4 the day:
Make your own comics:
http://www.makebeliefscomix.com/

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Life is pleasant

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 27, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
-- Isaac Asimov

Website 4 the day:
Secret menu items:
http://hackthemenu.com/

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Highest form

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 26, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Puns are the highest form of literature.
-- Alfred Hitchcock

Website 4 the day:
Free online schematic capture:
http://www.digikey.com/en/resources/scheme-it

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Learn the rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 24, 2014, In : Philosophy 
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Search with visual results:
http://redz.com/home

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No children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 23, 2014, In : Humor 
Never have children, only grandchildren.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the day:
Free invoice creator:
https://www.freeinvoicecreator.com/

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Public acceptance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 22, 2014, In : Philosophy 
No scientific theory achieves public acceptance until it has been thoroughly discredited. .
-- Douglass Yates

Website 4 the day:
Free webinar for up to 100:
https://www.bigmarker.com/

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Needed difficulties

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 22, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:
Phone system cursed:
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-08-31/news/ct-met-schmich-0831-20120831_1_magic-words-phone-system-computer

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Sunday mass

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 21, 2014, In : Humor 
If Catholics only have mass on Sundays, do they cease to exist the rest of the week?

Website 4 the day:
Summarize text:
http://www.tools4noobs.com/summarize/

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Free people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 19, 2014, In : Philosophy 
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
-- Eric Hoffer

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft training:
http://www.microsoftvirtualacademy.com/

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An inhuman act

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 18, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A person who is going to commit an inhuman act invariably excuses himself by saying, "I'm only human after all."
-- Sydney J. Harris

Website 4 the day:
Natural language search engine:
http://lexxe.com/

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Never prepared

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 18, 2014, In : Philosophy 
We are never prepared for what we expect.
-- James Michener

Website 4 the day:
Phone tricks:
http://www.krem.com/news/10-awesome-things-you-didnt-know-your-phone-could-do-273187191.html

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Realized dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 18, 2014, In : Philosophy 
To have realized your dream makes you feel lost.
-- Oriana Fallaci

Website 4 the day:
License plate e-mail:
http://passingremarks.com/

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A life of ease

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 16, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A life of ease is a difficult pursuit.
-- William Cowper

Website 4 the day:
Data visualization:
http://www.tableausoftware.com/public/

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Better memories

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 16, 2014, In : Philosophy 
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
-- Ben Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Age calculator:
http://yash.info/agecalc/

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Talked about our future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 15, 2014, In : Humor 
I talked about our future and she brought up my past. It was a tense conversation.

Website 4 the day:
25 sites to watch free TV shows:
http://nerdsmagazine.com/websites-to-enjoy-your-favorite-tv-shows-online/

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Time is a drug

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 12, 2014, In : Humor 
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
-- Terry Pratchett

Website 4 the day:
Daily good:
http://www.dailygood.org/

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Amnesia and déjà vu

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 11, 2014, In : Humor 
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Huffington's good news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/good-news/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 10, 2014, In : Humor 
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Triple web browser:
http://www.lunascape.tv/

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Man's significance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 10, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it.
-- Carl Becker

Website 4 the day:
Good News Network:
http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/

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God creating man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 9, 2014, In : Humor 
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Optimist World:
http://optimistworld.com/

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Two wrongs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 8, 2014, In : Humor 
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
-- Thomas Stephen Szasz

Website 4 the day:
Happy news:
http://www.happynews.com/

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Eat a watch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 7, 2014, In : Humor 
I tried to eat a watch. It was time consuming.

Website 4 the day:
Find the invisible cow:
http://findtheinvisiblecow.com/

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Everything is funny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 5, 2014, In : Humor 

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Collaborate in the cloud (free for up to 10 people):
http://www.igloosoftware.com/

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Closed mouth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 4, 2014, In : Humor 
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
-- Sam Horn

Website 4 the day:
Learn to code interactively:
http://dailyzenlist.com/post/92635811587/15-interactive-websites-to-teach-you-how-to-code

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Bulldog v. skunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 3, 2014, In : Philosophy 
A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it's not worth it.
-- J. Nowell

Website 4 the day:
Gain Twitter and Facebook exposure:
http://www.billionfollowers.com/

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The trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 3, 2014, In : Philosophy 
The trouble is you think you have time.
-- Buddha

Website 4 the day:
Unsubscribe from junk mail:
http://www.otherinbox.com/go/en/unsubscriber/

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Reincarnation seminar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 2, 2014, In : Humor 
Last month I blew $5,000 on a reincarnation seminar. I figured hey you only live once.
-- Randy Shakes

Website 4 the day:
DIY industrial machines:
http://opensourceecology.org/

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