Browsing Archive: April, 2015

Impeccable

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 30, 2015, In : Humor 
He has impeccable bad taste.
-- Otis Ferguson

Website 4 the day:
Johnny Carson's interview with Ayn Rand:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2012/08/14/ayn_rand_on_johnny_carson_watch_the_full_tonight_show_interview_video_.html

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Listen to experts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 29, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Learn to sew:
http://www.craftsy.com/class/Sewing-Machine-911/77

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An ugly kid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 28, 2015, In : Humor 
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Ambient music based on Wikipedia:
http://listen.hatnote.com/#en

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Nicest thing I can say

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 26, 2015, In : Humor 
The nicest thing I can say about Frances Farmer is that she is unbearable.
-- William Wyler

Website 4 the day:
Long live your data:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/five-technologies-data-lives-forever/

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Poison ivy and a 4-leaf clover

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 26, 2015, In : Humor 
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

Website 4 the day:
Fix Windows 7 and 8 problems:
http://www.thewindowsclub.com/repair-fix-windows-7-vista-problems-with-fixwin-utility
http://www.thewindowsclub.com/fixwin-windows-8

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Could it be any better?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 24, 2015, In : Humor 
If it were better, it wouldn't be as good.
-- Brendan Gill

Website 4 the day:
Historical photos:
http://dailysanctuary.com/out-rare-photos-from-the-past/

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Almost perfect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 24, 2015, In : Humor 
Mrs. P. had only one fault; she was perfect. Otherwise, she was perfect.
-- Truman Capote

Website 4 the day:
ASCII draw:
http://asciiflow.com/

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Nothing to say

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 23, 2015, In : Humor 
He had nothing to say and he said it.
-- Ambrose Bierce

Website 4 the day:
Hobby projects:
http://kipkay.com/

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A Englishman alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 22, 2015, In : Humor 
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
-- Geroge Mikes

Website 4 the day:
Clean up web page content:
http://saulify.me/

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Keeping out of politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 20, 2015, In : Philosophy 
In our age there is no such thing as ‘keeping out of politics.’ All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.
-- George Orwell

Website 4 the day:
If this then that:
https://ifttt.com/

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The miracle of curiosity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 20, 2015, In : Philosophy 
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Beginner's Perl:
http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/perl-for-newbies/

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ex-IRS

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 18, 2015, In : Humor 
I used to work for the IRS, but I found it too taxing. 

Website 4 the day:
Find uncrowded places: 
http://avoidhumans.com/

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Intelligence not proven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 17, 2015, In : Philosophy 
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Website 4 the day:
Vintage cartoons:
http://vintagecartoons.tv/

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The optimist and the fly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 17, 2015, In : Humor 
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
-- George Jean Nathan

Website 4 the day:
1000 year old cure kills MRSA bacteria:
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-32117815

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Chewing gum TV

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 16, 2015, In : Philosophy 
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

Website 4 the day:
Women destroy Science Fiction:
http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/special-issues/women-destroy-sf/table-of-contents/

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The environment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 15, 2015, In : Humor 
The environment is everything that isn't me.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
The edge of knowledge:
http://edge.org/

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Intellectual label

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 13, 2015, In : Humor 
To label me as an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
-- Dick Cavett

Website 4 the day:
DIY dog clothing:
http://theilovedogssite.com/25-free-dog-clothing-ideas-patterns/

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Never more children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 13, 2015, In : Humor 
Never have more children than you have car windows.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
ASCII banner text:
http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=display&f=Graffiti

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My last hope

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 12, 2015, In : Humor 
Cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

Website 4 the day:
Linux command reference:
http://linoxide.com/guide/linux-command-shelf.html

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A committee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 10, 2015, In : Humor 
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Free cloud storage:
http://askbobrankin.com/ten_free_cloud_backup_services.html

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Woman in a sweatshirt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 10, 2015, In : Humor 
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the day:
Book sculptures:
http://earth-landscapes.info/beautiful-transformation-from-old-books-into-amazing-landscapes/

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Lots of people mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 8, 2015, In : Philosophy 
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
-- Josh Billings

Website 4 the day:
Renderman free for non-commercial use:
http://renderman.pixar.com/view/non-commercial-renderman

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Behind every great man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Digital Signal Processing guide:
http://www.dspguide.com/pdfbook.htm

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Kick in the pants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 8, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
-- Theodore Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Just another day at the office:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPMHcanq0xM

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Respect for authority

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 6, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Free records:
http://www.allfreerecords.com/

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Meeting blackberries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 4, 2015, In : Humor 
Two blackberries met. They were both in a jam.

Website 4 the day:
They're made of meat:
http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/TheyMade.shtml

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Listening to opera

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, April 4, 2015, In : Humor 
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
-- James Stephens

Website 4 the day:
Math notes:
http://tutorial.math.lamar.edu/

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Shut my eyes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 2, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I shut my eyes in order to see.
Paul Gauguin

Website 4 the day:
Someone to listen:
https://www.7cupsoftea.com/

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Never saw the irony

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 2, 2015, In : Humor 
My mom never saw the irony in calling me a sonofabitch.
-- Jack Nocholson

Website 4 the day:
A word in all of your fonts:
http://wordmark.it/

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No actor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 1, 2015, In : Humor 
I'm no actor, and I have sixty-four pictures to prove it.
-- Victor Mature

Website 4 the day:
Default router passwords:
http://routerpasswords.com/

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