Browsing Archive: December, 2015

Happy marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 31, 2015, In : Humor 
I had five years of happy marriage, which is not bad out of fifteen.
-- Bob Thomas

Website 4 the day:
How memorable is your image?
http://memorability.csail.mit.edu/demo.html

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Don’t build your dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 30, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you don’t build your dream, someone will hire you to help build theirs.
-- Tony Gaskin

Website 4 the day:
Vectorize raster images:
http://www.autotracer.org/

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No metaphorical shortage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 29, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Dudeists of the world unite:
http://dudeism.com/

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Nature abhors a vacuum

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 27, 2015, In : Humor 
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.
-- Nelson A. Crawford

Website 4 the day:
Pocket privacy:
https://whispersystems.org/

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Eating clocks and watches

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 27, 2015, In : Humor 
I had to stop eating clocks and watches. It was too time consuming.

Website 4 the day:
Math Swiss Army knife:
https://www-fourier.ujf-grenoble.fr/~parisse/giac.html

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Camping and nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 26, 2015, In : Humor 
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Youtube trending videos:
https://www.youtube.com/feed/trending

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Hold a cat by the tail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 26, 2015, In : Humor 
If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Today I Found Out:
https://www.youtube.com/user/TodayIFoundOut/featured

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Looking for knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 24, 2015, In : Humor 
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I’m looking for knowledge. . . or when I want to create some.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Watch YouTube videos faster:
http://viewpure.com/0xe4D_T_WN0

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The first place

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 24, 2015, In : Humor 
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I’m looking for knowledge. . . or when I want to create some.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Watch YouTube videos faster:
http://viewpure.com/0xe4D_T_WN0

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On a diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 23, 2015, In : Humor 
I was on a diet for fourteen days. I lost exactly two weeks.
-- Sam Levenson

Website 4 the day:
Home repair costs:
http://www.homeadvisor.com/cost/report/

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Get your message across

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 22, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you want to get your message across, shut up.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe

Website 4 the day:
Basic HTML/CSS:
http://www.dontfeartheinternet.com/

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250 million years ago

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 22, 2015, In : Humor 
The Himalayan sea salt we just got says it was created 250 million years ago. Label says the expiration date is 2016. Guess they dug it up just in time!
-- Jeff Dunham

Website 4 the day:
Chromebook on your old laptop:Chromebook on your old laptop:
http://www.neverware.com/free#freeintro

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My doctor's waiting room

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 20, 2015, In : Humor 
After hours in my doctor's waiting room, I realized why we are called patients.

Website 4 the day:
Find cheaper airfares:
https://tripdelta.com/en

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Husbands not shot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 19, 2015, In : Humor 
Police records show that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
-- Earl Wilson

Website 4 the day:
Manipulate people:
http://www.businessinsider.com/psychological-tricks-to-influence-people-2015-11

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Tarot poker

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 18, 2015, In : Humor 
Last night I played poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Bull generator:
http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

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Half fares

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 17, 2015, In : Humor 
When are the airlines going to offer half fares to Pago, Bora, Baden, and Walla?
-- Bob Holmes

Website 4 the day:
Old time radio shows:
http://www.oldradioworld.com/

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Die horribly on television

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 16, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Organize free online courses:
https://www.coursebuffet.com/

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The living are dead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 15, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The living are the dead on vacation.
-- Maurice de Maeterlinck

Website 4 the day:
No login video chats:
https://appear.in/

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Care about the rest of the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 13, 2015, In : Humor 
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Chopra wisdom?
http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

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Beavers' money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 12, 2015, In : Humor 
Where do beavers keep their money? In a riverbank.

Website 4 the day:
Spurious correlations:
http://tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

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68 % water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 12, 2015, In : Humor 
We are 68 percent water. Tha's how close to drowning we are.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Museum of modern betas: 
http://momb.socio-kybernetics.net/

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Halls of justice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 11, 2015, In : Philosophy 
In halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce

Website 4 the day:
Founders' careers:
https://fleximize.com/careers-of-the-founders/

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Don't care what's on TV

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 10, 2015, In : Humor 
Men don't care what's on television. They only care about what else is on television.
-- Jerry Seinfield

Website 4 the day:
Think visually:
http://wisemapping.com/

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Reincarnation anxiety

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2015, In : Humor 
I suffer from reincarnation anxiety. I'm afraid I'll come back as myself.
-- Richard Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Interactive timelines:
http://histography.io/

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1812 winner

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 8, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The only winner in the war of 1812 was Tchaiskovsky.
-- Solomom on Short

Website 4 the day:
Be a Google Guide:
http://google-latlong.blogspot.co.uk/2015/11/get-your-favorite-places-on-map-with_13.html

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Advantage of inaccuracy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 6, 2015, In : Humor 
A lack of accuracy can be an advantage if you're hurling yourself on your sword.
-- Chet Hurley

Website 4 the day:
Collaborate:
https://sketchboard.io/

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Don't feed the animals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 6, 2015, In : Humor 
Toy store sign: "Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed."

Website 4 the day:
Paramount movies on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzMVH2jEyEwXPBvyht8xQNw/playlists

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Never a mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 4, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The man who never makes a mistake gets tired of doing nothing.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Sublime text editor:
http://www.sublimetext.com/3

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An interesting life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 4, 2015, In : Philosophy 
All you have to do to have an interesting life to to be a damned fool.
-- Sau Bellow

Website 4 the day:
Free professional ringtones:
http://theinteractivist.com/free-ringtones-iringpro/

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Above-ground dead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 3, 2015, In : Humor 
In my home state of Louisiana, we bury the dead above-ground so that we can get them to the polls quicker.
-- Lesley Stahl

Website 4 the day:
NASA ringtones:
http://www.nasa.gov/connect/sounds/index.html

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One-handed economist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 3, 2015, In : Humor 
Give me a one-handed economist. All of my economists say, "On the other hand ..."
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Fast start Windows 10:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/improve-windows-10-startup-time/

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My family tree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 1, 2015, In : Humor 
I examined my family tree and discovered that I was the sap.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Screenwriter assist:
https://storywriter.amazon.com/

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