Browsing Archive: March, 2015

Age of proof

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 30, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I'm now at the age where I've got to prove that I'm just as good as I never was.
-- Rex Harrison

Website 4 the day:
Canned e-mail messages:
http://cannedemails.com

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Sad business

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 30, 2015, In : Philosophy 
What a sad business is being funny!
-- Charles Chaplin

Website 4 the day:
Answers to academic questions:
https://www.studypool.com/

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Wood shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 29, 2015, In : Humor 
I nailed my wood-shop test.

Website 4 the day:
Categorized videos:
http://www.frequency.com/guide

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Tragedy v. Comedy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 27, 2015, In : Humor 
Tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if I walk into an open sewer and die.
-- Mel Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Travel videos:
http://www.travelistly.com/tv

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Want to be normal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 27, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I just want to be normally insane.
-- Marlon Brando

Website 4 the day:
Live TV:
http://pluto.tv/watch/headline-news

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Paid too much

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 25, 2015, In : Humor 
We pay him too much, but he's worth it.
Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Random videos:
http://soupy.tv/

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Surprised audience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 25, 2015, In : Humor 
In the theatre the audience want to be surprised -- but by the things they expect.
-- Tristan Bernard

Website 4 the day:
Find people:
http://www.peekyou.com/

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Not a woman's dress

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 24, 2015, In : Humor 
You must understand that this is not a woman's dress I'm wearing. It's a man's dress.
-- David Bowie

Website 4 the day:
Rent a husband:
http://www.rentahusband.com/

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A better self

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 23, 2015, In : Humor 
I liked myself better when I wasn't me
-- Carol Burnett

Website 4 the day:
Send a message from beyond:
http://ifidie.org/

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Cowbells

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 22, 2015, In : Humor 
Cows wear cowbells because their horns don't work.

Website 4 the day:
Find info on people:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/4-steps-find-information-someone-online/

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Never punch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 20, 2015, In : Humor 
Never punch a man chewing tobacco.
Joan Bauer

Website 4 the day:
Share the web, together:
http://www.teamgum.com/

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Death by housework

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 20, 2015, In : Humor 
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Free legal forms:
http://formswift.com/

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Prove me right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 19, 2015, In : Philosophy 
A thousand things can prove me right and one can prove me wrong.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
How to meditate:
http://io9.com/how-to-meditate-and-get-the-most-benefit-out-of-it-1688990555

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Along with the critics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 17, 2015, In : Humor 
I, along with the critics, have never taken myself very seriously.
-- Elizabeth Taylor

Website 4 the day:
Illusions:
http://www.grand-illusions.com/acatalog/ig-index.html

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Scottish existence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 17, 2015, In : Humor 
Scotland is a country where existence itself is seen as a form of showing off.
-- Rab C Nesbitt

Website 4 the day:
Linux podcasts:
http://www.thelinuxlink.net/

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Measuring knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 16, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Knowledge is measured by degrees of ignorance.
-- Michael Travis

Website 4 the day:
Bite sized physics:
http://course.minutephysics.com/

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Changing his spots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 14, 2015, In : Humor 
The leopard wanted to change his spots. So he moved.

Website 4 the day:
Danger, Humans:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcPqk-O-fD4

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Assumptions are windows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 13, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in.
-- Isaac Asimov

Website 4 the day:
Welcome to Life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E

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What you need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 13, 2015, In : Philosophy 
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
-- Thomas A. Edison

Website 4 the day:
Open source machine tools:
http://opensourcemachinetools.org/how-to-documentsarticles/

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Know the name

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 11, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something.
-- Richard P. Feynman

Website 4 the day:
Run Android apps on PCs:
http://consoleos.com/

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Opposite of correct

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 10, 2015, In : Philosophy 
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Over-sharing concern:
http://pleaserobme.com/

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Age doesn't matter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 10, 2015, In : Humor 
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
-- Luis Bunuel

Website 4 the day:
Get alerts of available hotel rooms :
http://www.hotelroomalerts.com/

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Had I known

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 9, 2015, In : Humor 
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
China's smog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6X2uwlQGQM
(turn on English captioning)


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Stork delivery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Sunday is PUNday:

Most babies are delivered by a stork, but their kid was so large at birth that they needed a crane.

Website 4 the day:
Free audio books and e-books:
http://www.loyalbooks.com/

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Expensive suits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 7, 2015, In : Humor 
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
-- Warren Buffet.

Website 4 the day:
Free video footage:
http://www.pond5.com/stock-video-footage/1/*.html?free=1

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Marriages made in Heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 6, 2015, In : Humor 
They say that marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
-- Clint Eastwood

Website 4 the day:
Contribute to science:
https://www.zooniverse.org/

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Never been hurt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 5, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
-- Calvin Coolidge

Website 4 the day:
Be corrected by native speakers:
http://lang-8.com/

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Turtle on a fence post

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 4, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
-- Alex Haley

Website 4 the day:
Get inspired to write:
http://www.youshouldwrite.com/

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Ruins my life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 3, 2015, In : Humor 
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
Write interactive stories:
http://www.inklestudios.com/inklewriter/

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Live my life again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 2, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
-- Tallulah Bankhead

Website 4 the day:
Micro-courses:
https://coursmos.com/

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Honesty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 1, 2015, In : Humor 
Honesty is the best policy, if you can afford the premiums.

Website 4 the day:
Free TV shows:
http://www.shoutfactorytv.com/

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