Browsing Archive: November, 2015

Intelligent life exists

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 30, 2015, In : Humor 
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
-- Bill Waterson

Website 4 the day:
Are you missing any money?
http://naupa.org/

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Communism dropout

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 30, 2015, In : Humor 
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

Website 4 the day:
Collect image feedback:
http://www.useapollo.com/

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Simply monologues

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 28, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
750 words a day:
http://750words.com/

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God commanded Abraham

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 27, 2015, In : Humor 
When God commanded Abraham to circumcise himself, Abraham said, "Why not? It's no skin off my nose."
-- Red Buttons

Website 4 the day:
Real-time location sharing:
http://www.glympse.com/

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Careful influencing a child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 26, 2015, In : Humor 
In order to influence a child, be careful not to be that child's parent.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Emotion recognition by Microsoft:
https://www.projectoxford.ai/demo/Emotion#detection

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Your theory is crazy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 25, 2015, In : Philosophy 
We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Free mobile faxing:
http://www.faxburner.com/

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Peekaboo blouse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 24, 2015, In : Humor 
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek, then they'd boo.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Light-weight browser:
http://midori-browser.org/download/

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Wedding disparity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 22, 2015, In : Humor 
At weddings, one family is always better than the other.
-- Jeff Foxworthy

Website 4 the day:
Help cure cancer:
http://www.vodafone.com.au/aboutvodafone/vodafoneaustraliafoundation/dreamlab

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Man v. dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 22, 2015, In : Humor 
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

Website 4 the day:
Download accelerator:
http://www.eagleget.com/

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What doesn't go away

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 20, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Reality is what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it.
-- Philip K. Dick

Website 4 the day:
Free decision lists/polls:
http://www.upvoter.co/

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Good at tennis

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 20, 2015, In : Humor 
No mater how good you get at tennis, you'll never be as good as a wall.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Century old Antarctic negatives found:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/28/world/antarctic-historic-photos/

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Change direction soon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 19, 2015, In : Humor 
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
-- Professor Irwin Corey

Website 4 the day:
Learn a language in 3 months:
http://www.fluentin3months.com/start-here/

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I fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 18, 2015, In : Humor 
I fish, therefore I lie.
-- Tom Clark

Website 4 the day:
Work from home excuses:
http://wfh.ninja/

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Father hated radio

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 17, 2015, In : Humor 
My father hated radio and couldn't wait for television to be invented so he could hate that, too.
-- Peter De Vries

Website 4 the day:
OS updates prank:
http://fakeupdate.net/

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Listen to my body

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 16, 2015, In : Humor 
I was told to listen to my body when jogging. My body said, "What are you doing? Are you crazy? Sit down!"
-- Chet Hurley

Website 4 the day:
Hotel (un)safes:
http://viewpure.com/sg-Ib5Echns

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Blew up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 14, 2015, In : Humor 
My chemistry set blew up, I guess oxidants happen.

Website 4 the day:
World history since 3000 BC:
http://geacron.com/home-en/

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Best-kept medical secrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 14, 2015, In : Humor 
One of the best-kept medical secrets is that everything gives mice cancer.
-- Marving Kitman

Website 4 the day:
Hoover Dam in photos: Online PDF tools: http://smallpdf.com/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/07/hoover-dam-photos_n_7745916.html

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Most productive days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 13, 2015, In : Philosophy 
One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code.
-- Ken Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Earth's biggest turning points:
http://www.bbc.com/earth/bespoke/story/20150123-earths-25-biggest-turning-points/index.html

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Sit and wait for inspiration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 12, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.
-- Stephen King

Website 4 the day:
Uses for baking soda:
http://viewpure.com/D0zn0Hsfnpo

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Greatest labor-saving invention

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, November 11, 2015, In : Philosophy 
One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow.
-- Vincent T. Foss

Website 4 the day:
Colors and mood:
http://www.scienceofpeople.com/2013/01/10-ways-color-affects-your-mood/

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Any fool and computers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 10, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
-- Martin Fowler

Website 4 the day:
Lunar maps:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/moon-maps-let-you-explore-the-moon-like-never-before/

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One of these days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 10, 2015, In : Philosophy 
One of these days is none of these days.
-- H.G. Bohn

Website 4 the day:
Grammar Monster:
http://www.grammar-monster.com/index.html

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Two guys in a boat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 9, 2015, In : Humor 
Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.

Website 4 the day:
Weird stuff on Amazon:
http://weird.am/

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Any amount of work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 7, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
-- Robert Benchley

Website 4 the day:
Algebra calculator:
http://www.mathpapa.com/algebra-calculator.html

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You may delay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, November 6, 2015, In : Philosophy 
You may delay but time will not.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Free online language learning:
http://livemocha.com/

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Opportunity’s assassin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 5, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Procrastination is opportunity’s assassin.
-- Victor Kiam

Website 4 the day:
File organizer:
http://www.tagspaces.org/

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It is called life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 5, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Life, as it is called, is for most of us one long postponement.
-- Henry Miller

Website 4 the day:
Write better with free e-books:
http://www.lousywriter.com/free-ebooks.php

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Want a hard job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 3, 2015, In : Philosophy 
If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.
-- Olin Miller

Website 4 the day:
What the CIA knew about Kennedy's assassination:
http://nsarchive.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEBB493/docs/intell_ebb_026.PDF

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Don't wait.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 2, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
-- Napoleon Hill

Website 4 the day:
Other uses for your microwave:
http://viewpure.com/SWdVeP-2-wk

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Avoid people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, November 1, 2015, In : Humor 
Avoid people with graph paper. They may be plotting something.

Website 4 the day:
Graphing calculator:
https://www.desmos.com/calculator

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