Browsing Archive: September, 2015

Millions are wrong

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 30, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Fame means that millions of people have the wrong idea of who you are.
-- Erica Jong

Website 4 the day:
Anti-virus testing:
https://www.av-test.org/en/

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Every society honors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
The solar system, in scale:
https://vimeo.com/139407849

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Every cat owner knows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 28, 2015, In : Humor 
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley

Website 4 the day:
Exxon and climate change:
http://insideclimatenews.org/news/15092015/Exxons-own-research-confirmed-fossil-fuels-role-in-global-warming

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Don't have the faintest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 27, 2015, In : Humor 
I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out.

Website 4 the day:
Basic music theory:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc4B83q8Dd4UiXa1ADDbwcOvIhIc1EWyN

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All marriages

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 25, 2015, In : Humor 
All marriages are mixed marriages.
-- Chantal Saperstein

Website 4 the day:
Music theory classes:
https://www.udemy.com/music-theory-classes/

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March is God's way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 24, 2015, In : Humor 
The month of March is God's way of showing nondrinkers what a hangover is like.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Fundamentals of music theory:
https://www.coursera.org/course/musictheory

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Forgot to say something

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 24, 2015, In : Humor 
I forgot to say something during yesterday's game and it bears repeating.
-- Ron Fairly

Website 4 the day:
The amazing Zipf Mystery:
http://viewpure.com/fCn8zs912OE

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All laws abolished

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 23, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Wise people, though all laws were abolished, would lead the same life.
-- Aristophanes

Website 4 the day:
Music theory:
http://www.musictheory.net/lessons

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Lives without folly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 22, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Who lives without folly is not so wise as he thinks.
-- Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Website 4 the day:
Music fundamentals 101:
https://www.youtube.com/user/pebberbrown/search?query=music+fundamentals

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Action without study

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 21, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Action without study is fatal. Study without action is futile.
-- Mary Beard

Website 4 the day:
Yale music theory course:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9LXrs9vCXK56qtyK4qcqwHrbf0em_81r

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A fact about tall people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 20, 2015, In : Humor 
It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.

Website 4 the day:
This is sand:
http://thisissand.com/

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Into a trophy shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 18, 2015, In : Humor 
The first time I walked into a trophy shop, I looked around and thought to myself, "This guy is good!"
-- Fred Wolf

Website 4 the day:
Make a collage:
http://www.shapecollage.com/

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Idealism is fine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 18, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the cost becomes prohibitive.
-- William F. Buckley, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Engrish:
http://www.engrish.com/

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Childhood disease

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 17, 2015, In : Humor 
Childhood is a disease you grow out of.
-- William Golding

Website 4 the day:
Earthquakes around the world:
http://ds.iris.edu/seismon/

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Temperature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 16, 2015, In : Humor 
Whatever temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Find writing errors:
http://www.afterthedeadline.com/

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The whole economic crap

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 15, 2015, In : Philosophy 
I could be through with the whole economic crap in five weeks ... this is beginning to bore me.
-- Karl Marx

Website 4 the day:
John Pugh's murals:
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/incredibe-3d-murals-by-john-pugh.html

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Miss my ex-husband

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 13, 2015, In : Humor 
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.
-- Roseanne Barr

Website 4 the day:
Mechanical movements:
http://507movements.com/

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A great job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 13, 2015, In : Humor 
I got a great job as a spokesperson for a bicycle shop.

Website 4 the day:
Invent a word:
http://www.degraeve.com/invent-a-word

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It's tourist season

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 12, 2015, In : Humor 
If it is tourist season, can we shoot them?
-- Nick Featherman

Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
http://www.splitshire.com/

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Never made Who's Who

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 11, 2015, In : Humor 
I've never made Who's Who, but I'm featured in What's That?
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Learn chess:
https://www.chesscademy.com/

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Elvis alive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 10, 2015, In : Humor 
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Create, play, and share notated music:
https://www.noteflight.com/login

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Health food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 9, 2015, In : Humor 
Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin

Website 4 the day:
How many calories in your food?
http://www.calorieking.com

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Anyone a baboon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 8, 2015, In : Humor 
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
-- Will Cuppy

Website 4 the day:
Rats in the toilet:
http://digg.com/video/toilet-rat

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Compulsive talkers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 7, 2015, In : Humor 
We need a twelve-step program for compulsive talkers. It would be called On Anon Anon.
-- Paula Poundstone

Website 4 the day:
Word search:
http://wordinary.info/

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So much in common

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 6, 2015, In : Humor 
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Website 4 the day:
Welcome to Life:
http://viewpure.com/IFe9wiDfb0E

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Ask me anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 5, 2015, In : Humor 
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Torturous songs:
http://anonhq.com/list-songs-cia-used-torture-muslim-prisoners/

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Political jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 4, 2015, In : Humor 
The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Social anxiety:
http://www.towerofpower.com.au/social-anxiety-disorder-cure

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To laugh at one's self

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 3, 2015, In : Humor 
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Boswell

Website 4 the day:
More spreadsheet templates:
http://www.vertex42.com/ExcelTemplates/

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Guns don’t kill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 2, 2015, In : Humor 
The National Rifle Association says, ‘Guns don’t kill people. People do’. But I think the gun helps.
-- Eddie Izzard

Website 4 the day:
Free Powerpoint templates:
http://www.free-power-point-templates.com/themes/

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The antidote

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2015, In : Philosophy 
Action is the antidote for despair.
-- Joan Baez

Website 4 the day:
Is solar right for you?
https://www.google.com/get/sunroof#p=0

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