Browsing Archive: August, 2016

Fight winners

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 31, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number X: Bulls do not win bullfights; people do. People do not win people fights; lawyers do.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Free USGS Quads:
http://www.natgeomaps.com/trail-maps/pdf-quads

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Acronyms and abbreviations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 31, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound...Q.E.D.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Alzheimer's checklist:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3714806/Will-Alzheimer-s-Answer-questions-Checklist-shows-symptoms-disease-memory-loss.html

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Unsuccessful four years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number VIII: The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator is fifth grade arithmetic.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Office workout:
http://darebee.com/workouts/office-workout.html

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Increasing overhead

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 29, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number VII: Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft Expression Design:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=36180

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Thrown off the team

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 28, 2016, In : Humor 
Cinderella thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.

Website 4 the day:
Catipedia:
https://www.catchow.com/catipedia/

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Hungry hunting dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 27, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Free sound clips:
http://soundbible.com/

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Producing participants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 26, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Speech accent archive:
http://accent.gmu.edu/

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Afford to advertise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 25, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number IV: If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Google free fonts:
https://fonts.google.com/

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Lazy hunters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Hack your Ikea:
http://www.ikeahackers.net/

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If today were half as good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Mars Rover Game:
http://mars.nasa.gov/gamee-rover/

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Making a silk purse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Taco Bell's vegie menu:
https://www.tacobell.com/feed/how-to-eat-veggie

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Horse relationships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Horses have stable relationships.

Website 4 the day:
How web designers trick us:
http://darkpatterns.org/

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Where not to stand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.
-- John Peer

Website 4 the day:
Self-treatment for choking:
http://www.resuscitationjournal.com/article/S0300-9572(16)00087-3/pdf

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Dresses to kill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 18, 2016, In : Humor 
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Mindfullness resources:
http://www.freemindfulness.org/download

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Discussions of great minds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 18, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Website 4 the day:
Google Forms how-to:
https://zapier.com/learn/google-sheets/how-to-use-google-forms/

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Live like a poor man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 16, 2016, In : Humor 
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
SketchUp tutorial:
http://www.woodcraftmagazine.com/sketchups.php

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Wife wants to drive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 16, 2016, In : Humor 
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
-- Sam Levenson

Website 4 the day:
Interactive historical perspective of sleep:
http://healthysleep.med.harvard.edu/interactive/timeline

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Kissing advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 15, 2016, In : Humor 
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
-- Joey Adams

Website 4 the day:
3D animation and rendering:
https://www.daz3d.com/get_studio

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Everything stolen

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 13, 2016, In : Humor 
Thieves stole everything in my house except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

Website 4 the day:
Make a money shirt:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nv_J5JeIjI

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Doing great things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 12, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.
-- Vincent Van Gogh

Website 4 the day:
HTML math symbols:
https://www.univie.ac.at/moe/formeln/index.html

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Mind vs. parachute

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 12, 2016, In : Philosophy 
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
-- Frank Zappa

Website 4 the day:
Online OCR:
http://www.onlineocr.net/

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Wasted life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Life is wasted on the living.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Intelligent flash cards:
http://ankisrs.net/

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Sweet youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, August 10, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Youth is counted sweetest by those who are no longer young.
-- John Green

Website 4 the day:
Commonly misspelled words:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

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10% of life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 9, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.
-- Lou Holtz

Website 4 the day:
When to use "i.e.":
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ie

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So ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 8, 2016, In : Philosophy 
So it goes.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft eBooks:
https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/mssmallbiz/2016/07/10/free-thats-right-im-giving-away-millions-of-free-microsoft-ebooks-again-including-windows-10-office-365-office-2016-power-bi-azure-windows-8-1-office-2013-sharepoint-2016-sha/

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Time is money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 8, 2016, In : Humor 
Time is money. Overtime is more money.

Website 4 the day:
Popular Mechanics DIY tips:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/how-to/g88/know-your-stuff-the-110-best-diy-tips-ever/

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What no billionaire will have

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 6, 2016, In : Philosophy 
I have something no billionaire will ever have: enough.
-- Joseph Heller

Website 4 the day:
Easy video subtitles:
http://amara.org/en/

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Lawyers with a briefcase

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 5, 2016, In : Philosophy 
A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.
-- Mario Puzo

Website 4 the day:
Be more productive with the Eisenhower box:
http://jamesclear.com/eisenhower-box

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Eyesight problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 4, 2016, In : Humor 
There is something wrong with my eyesight. I can't see going to work.
-- Teddy Bergeron

Website 4 the day:
Fairest way to share:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prh72BLNjIk

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Enough virtue

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 4, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Few men have enough virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington

Website 4 the day:
How to speak Ikea:
https://youtu.be/9LEak9ROQYA

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University definition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, August 2, 2016, In : Humor 
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
-- John Ciardi

Website 4 the day:
A billion degrees of separation:
www.bbc.com/future/story/20131218-absolute-zero-to-absolute-hot

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