Browsing Archive: December, 2016

Sporting goods companies payments

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.
-- Bob Uecker

Website 4 the day:
Stupid test answers:
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/16-wonderfully-stupid-test-answers

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My philosophy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Philosophy 
My philosophy was, like, people basically suck.
-- Mike Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Teleporter:
http://vispo.com/teleporter/webios/index.html

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Sleeping dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Don't let sleeping dogs lie. Insist on the truth.
-- Cynthia Nelms

Website 4 the day:
OnlyOffice:
https://www.onlyoffice.com/download-desktop.aspx

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The guitar is all right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The guitar is all right, but you'll never make a living at it.
-- John Lennon's aunt Mimi

Website 4 the day:
Transfer files without an intermediate server:
https://takeafile.com/

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New York time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. 
-- Bette Midler 

Website 4 the day:
Russian propaganda echos: 
http://www.propornot.com/p/the-list.html

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The actor fell through

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

Website 4 the day:
'Bohemian Rhapsody' as a crime thriller:
http://mashable.com/2016/12/06/queen-bohemian-rhapsody-literally

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I'd horsewhip you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
-- S. J. Perelman

Website 4 the day:
Dogs of Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/p/feature/d8j6je99gnx65bk?ref_=doa_red

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Scottish food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
My theory is that all Scottish food is based on a dare.
-- Mike Myers

Website 4 the day:
Camera sees around corner:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a18428/camera-sees-around-corners/

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Waiting 2 weeks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Whenever something good happens to me, I wait two weeks before telling anybody because I like to use the word fortnight.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Multi-platform notes:
https://www.google.com/keep/

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We don't believe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Philosophy 
I'm a Millenial. We don't believe in labels.
-- Tomi Lahren

Website 4 the day:
Warrant canaries:
http://www.zdnet.com/article/warrant-canary/

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Break a leg

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
We tell actors to "Break a leg" because every play needs a cast.

Website 4 the day:
Google Santa Info:
https://santatracker.google.com/village.html

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A Marxist and a fascist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
I have been married to one Marxist and one fascist and neither would take out the garbage.
-- Lee Grant

Website 4 the day:
Cool animated short:


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Usually jollier

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Philosophy 
People who are late are usually jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
-- E. V. Lucas

Website 4 the day:
Best torrent sites:
http://wizblogger.com/30-best-torrent-sites-list-regularly-updated

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A plain, simple woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
I stand before you as a plain, simple woman. The beautician can't take me until tomorrow.
-- Gracie Allen

Website 4 the day:
First response PC repair kit:
http://paul.is-a-geek.org/aio-srt/aio-srt-lite/

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Ounce of pretension

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Philosophy 
An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.
-- Steven F. Clark

Website 4 the day:
Google photo identifier:
https://aiexperiments.withgoogle.com/giorgio-cam/view/

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Everyone is entitled

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the day:
News heat map:
http://newsmap.jp/

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Delusions of grandeur

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Delusions of grandeur make me feel better about myself.
-- Jane Wagner

Website 4 the day:
Remove yourself from the Internet:
https://www.deseat.me/

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Woman in labor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!" She was having contractions. 

Website 4 the day:
Check for fake reviews: 
http://fakespot.com/

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