Browsing Archive: February, 2016

Cursing calendars

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 29, 2016, In : Humor 
After Tuesday, all calendars go W T F.

Website 4 the day:
NASA's travel posters:
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/visions-of-the-future/

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Planting what?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 27, 2016, In : Humor 
What are they planting to grow seedless watermelons?
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Real-time astronomy:
http://www.rtgui.com/

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A priest went to Lourdes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 26, 2016, In : Humor 
Consider the case of Father La Tour, a priest who went to Lourdes for his asthma and died of a heart attack.
-- Charles Bragg

Website 4 the day:
Animated knot tying guide:
http://www.animatedknots.com/knotlist.php

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You're old when

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2016, In : Humor 
You know you're old when somebody compliments you on your alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Frequency and volume of familiar sounds:
http://www.archildrens.org/documents/services/audiology/familiarsoundsaudiogram.pdf

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A tennis ball

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 24, 2016, In : Humor 
A tennis ball is worse than a tennis elbow.
-- John Burkhart

Website 4 the day:
Size up your business:
https://www.sizeup.com/

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Smokers laid end-to-end

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 22, 2016, In : Humor 
If you laid all the smokers end to end around the world, 67 percent of them would drown.
-- Steve Altman

Website 4 the day:
Small business tools:
https://www.sba.gov/tools/

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What's bad for you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 22, 2016,
Red meat is not bad for you. What's bad for you is blue-green meat.
-- Tommy Smothers

Website 4 the day:
Buy a business:
http://bizquest.com/

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A dedicated life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 21, 2016, In : Humor 
The biologist dedicated her life to studying sponges because she found them so absorbing.

Website 4 the day:
Top 10 lists:Top 10 lists:
http://www.toptenz.net/

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Buried in Chicago

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 20, 2016, In : Humor 
I want to be buried in Chicago so I can stay active in politics.
-- Mark Russell

Website 4 the day:
Cruise the web of yesteryear:
http://oldweb.today/

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Most important tool

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 19, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The most important scientific tool is the eraser.
-- Luna B. Leopold

Website 4 the day:
Express your feelings:
http://lifehacker.com/find-the-perfect-word-for-your-feelings-with-this-vocab-1653013241

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Economic forecasters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 18, 2016, In : Humor 
Economic forecasters exist to make astrologers look good.
-- Robert B. Reich

Website 4 the day:
Amazingly real drawings:
http://viewpure.com/ohaMAB7AlTY

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Solving problems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 17, 2016, In : Humor 
Engineers like to solve problems. If there aren't any, they will create some.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Netflix category searches:
http://netflixcodes.me/

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Why I quit coaching

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 17, 2016, In : Humor 
I quit coaching because of illness and fatigue. The fans were sick and tired of me.
-- John Ralston

Website 4 the day:
Shakespeare original and modern English:
http://nfs.sparknotes.com/

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Fishing is boring until

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 15, 2016, In : Humor 
Fishing is boring until you catch a fish, when it becomes disgusting.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Find available names:
https://namechk.com/

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Printer music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 14, 2016, In : Humor 
I heard music coming from my printer and knew that the paper was jamming.

Website 4 the day:
Shrink what bothers you and relax:
http://www.pixelthoughts.co/

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The city that never sleeps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 13, 2016, In : Humor 
New York is the city that never sleeps, which is why it looks like hell in the morning.
-- Bill Maher

Website 4 the day:
Check files for malware:
https://www.virustotal.com/

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Interesting travel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2016, In : Humor 
The only aspect of travels that is interesting to others is disaster. 
-- Martha Gellman 

Website 4 the day:
Create a resume: 
http://ineedaresu.me/#/

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Playing first chair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 11, 2016, In : Humor 
I played first chair in the high school band until they gave me an instrument.
-- George R. Hext

Website 4 the day:
Android on any PC:
http://www.jide.com/en/remixos-for-pc

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A high price

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 10, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
-- Tom Stoppard

Website 4 the day:
WWII psychological warfare:
http://wackulus.com/psychological_warfare_wwii/

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Ask a woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 9, 2016, In : Humor 
Only a doctor can ask a woman to undress and then send a bill to her husband.
-- Jackie Mason

Website 4 the day:
Intro to CS with Java:
http://chortle.ccsu.edu/java5/

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Cooking with wine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 8, 2016, In : Humor 
I cook with wine. Sometimes I add it to the food.
-- Robert Morley

Website 4 the day:
Words named after people:
http://viewpure.com/0FChlYp5MDo

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Lawyer thrown from saloon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 7, 2016, In : Humor 
Did you hear about the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? He was disbarred.

Website 4 the day:
Google Maps view of the largest model railroad:
http://www.google.com/maps/about/behind-the-scenes/streetview/treks/miniatur-wunderland/

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The cow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 6, 2016, In : Humor 
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk.
-- Obden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Social intro cards:
http://gizmodo.com/young-people-used-these-absurd-little-cards-to-get-laid-1751387386

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Painting to save

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 6, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Which painting would I save if there was a fire at the National Gallery? The one nearest the door.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Inventors killed by their inventions:
http://viewpure.com/LpbEFuxGrh4

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Ear doctor's solution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 4, 2016, In : Humor 
A friend of mine went to a doctor for a ringing in his ear. The doctor gave him an unlisted ear.
-- Charlie Callas

Website 4 the day:
Free Yoga videos:
https://www.doyogawithme.com/

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Giving food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Food gives meaning to dining-room furniture.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
VR glasses make cancers glow:
http://viewpure.com/2UVxqMMgv1w

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Mealtime choice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 3, 2016, In : Humor 
At mealtime, my mother gave the family a choice: take it or leave it.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
NASA's plan for Mars:
http://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/journey-to-mars-next-steps-20151008_508.pdf

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Sleeping good people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2016, In : Humor 
Good people sleep better than bad people, but bad people enjoy being awake more.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
NYC's public domain collection:
http://www.nypl.org/research/collections/digital-collections/public-domain

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A big man crying

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 1, 2016, In : Humor 
It takes a big man to cry, and an even bigger one to laugh at him.
-- Jack Handey

Website 4 the day:
Video editor:
https://www.youtube.com/editor

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