Browsing Archive: January, 2016

Very cold

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 31, 2016, In : Humor 
I was cold, so I stood in the corner because it was about 90 degrees.

Website 4 the day:
540,000 free images:
https://pixabay.com/

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Old books just out

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 30, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The oldest books are just out to those who haven't read them.
-- Samuel Butler

Website 4 the day:
Electronic music:
http://www.di.fm/

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Do to a politician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The worst thing you can do to politicians is quote them verbatim.
-- Andy Logan

Website 4 the day:
Simple magnet car:
http://www.kjmagnetics.com/blog.asp?p=AA-motor

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Meet a writer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 28, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Wanting to meet a writer because you like his work is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pâté.
-- Margaret Atwood

Website 4 the day:
You can draw:
http://viewpure.com/7TXEZ4tP06c

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2 competing theories

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 27, 2016, In : Philosophy 
When choosing between two competing theories, pick the one that doesn't involve a magic spell.
-- Emo Philips

Website 4 the day:
Database manager:
http://adminer.org

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In their pockets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Those who have money have in their pockets those who have none.
-- Leo Tolstoy

Website 4 the day:
Computer tutorials:
http://thinktutorial.com/

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Reject, ignore, fear, and avoid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 25, 2016, In : Philosophy 
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might as well stay home.
-- James Michener

Website 4 the day:
Word cloud generator:
http://www.tagxedo.com/

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Fired my masseuse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 24, 2016, In : Humor 
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way

Website 4 the day:
Are the ruthless more successful?
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160103-do-ruthless-people-really-get-ahead

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Hard argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 23, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
-- Josh Billings

Website 4 the day:
Don't look dumb:
http://www.businessinsider.com/common-behaviors-that-make-you-look-dumb-2015-12

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Fiction is life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 22, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.
-- Clive James

Website 4 the day:
Poster generator:
http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/

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Commitment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Marriage requires commitment. So does insanity.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Quote to image:
https://behappy.me/generator

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Key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 20, 2016, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Spell/Style/Grammer Checker: 
http://afterthedeadline.com

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A dream man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 19, 2016, In : Humor 
The man who waits for the woman to make the first move is the man of his dreams.
-- Leo Roberts

Website 4 the day:
Compare web fonts:
https://www.typetester.org/

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IQ boasting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 18, 2016, In : Philosophy 
People who boast about their IQ are losers.
-- Stephen Hawking

Website 4 the day:
Encrypted mail on Chrome:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/search/mailevelope

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Leopard's spots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 18, 2016, In : Humor 
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.

Website 4 the day:
Screen recorder:
http://www.maartenbaert.be/simplescreenrecorder/

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The inhumanity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 16, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The inhumanity of the computer is that it is completely honest.
-- Isaac Asimov

Website 4 the day:
1+2+3+4+5+.. =- 1/12:
http://viewpure.com/w-I6XTVZXww

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Ability of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 15, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Success is the ability to rise above principle.
-- Gerald Barzan

Website 4 the day:
Free music archive:
http://freemusicarchive.org/

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Lipstick importance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 13, 2016, In : Humor 
The important thing about lipstick is to accept God's word on where your lips end.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Curiosity makes you smarter:
https://curiosity.com/

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Time to have a heart attack

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 13, 2016, In : Humor 
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Mindfulness exercises:
http://lifehacker.com/7-cups-puts-trained-listeners-and-mindfulness-exercises-1748789071

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Stop trying to be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 12, 2016, In : Philosophy 
If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time.
-- Edith Wharton

Website 4 the day:
Create HTML image maps:
https://www.image-maps.com/

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IQ boasting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 11, 2016, In : Philosophy 
People who boast about their IQ are losers.
-- Stephen Haw

Website 4 the day:
Encrypted mail on Chrome:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/search/mailevelope

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Leopard changing spots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 11, 2016, In : Humor 
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.

Website 4 the day:
Screen recorder:
http://www.maartenbaert.be/simplescreenrecorder/

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Willingly pay the price

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Guilt is the price we willingly pay for doing what we are going to do anyway.
-- Isabelle Holland

Website 4 the day:
Dynamic mathematics:
http://www.geogebra.org/cms/

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Psychic wanted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 8, 2016, In : Humor 
Advertisement: "Psychic Wanted -- qualified person will know where to apply"
-- Jay Trachman

Website 4 the day:
Buy/sell gift cards:
http://www.giftcardgranny.com/


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If God wanted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 7, 2016, In : Humor 
If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us tickets.
-- Mel Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Gain control of your home:
http://www.flylady.net/

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Acting is hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 6, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Acting is hell. You spend all your time trying to do what they put people in asylums for.
-- Jane Fonda

Website 4 the day:
Fast pickles:
http://www.cooksillustrated.com/guides/holiday-2015/diy-gifts/160-how-to-make-quick-homemade-pickles

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Don't like coffee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 4, 2016, In : Humor 
I don't like coffee, but neither do I like it when I fall asleep and my head hits the desk.
-- Brian Andreas

Website 4 the day:
Send any video to Chromecast or Apple TV from your Windows or Mac computer:
http://airflowapp.com/

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Times of joy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 3, 2016, In : Humor 
In times of joy, we all wish we had a tail we could wag.
-- W. H. Auden

Website 4 the day:
Rhythm method:
http://html909.com/

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Where the sun went

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 3, 2016, In : Humor 
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 

Website 4 the day:
Build your own Chicago: 
http://www.buildyourownchicago.com/free.html

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Nauseous babies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt.
-- Jeff Foxworthy

Website 4 the day:
New York Tenement life in the late 1800;s:
https://archive.org/details/howotherhalfliv00riisgoog

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Life without technology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 1, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Even if smog were a threat to human life, we must remember that life in nature, without technology, is wholesale death.
-- Ayn Rand

Website 4 the day:
Are you being tracked?
https://panopticlick.eff.org/

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