Browsing Archive: July, 2016

Atlanta was a void

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 31, 2016, In : Humor 
In the beginning, Atlanta was a void without form. It still is.
-- Roy Blount, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Find a companion:
http://petfinder.com

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A non-stop flight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2016, In : Humor 
I didn't take a non-stop flight on my vacation because I couldn't figure out how to get off the plane.

Website 4 the day:
Avoid airline fees:
http://twocents.lifehacker.com/how-to-get-around-most-airlines-hidden-fees-1782372680

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Change

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2016, In : Humor 
People change and forget to tell each other.
-- Lillian Hellman

Website 4 the day:
Simple JavaScript charts:
http://gionkunz.github.io/chartist-js/

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A tangled weave

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When we think our children are naive.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
What does Google know about you?
https://myactivity.google.com/

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Viagra cost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2016, In : Humor 
The average cost of one Viagra pill is about $90, given the cost of the drinks and the room.
-- Argus Hamilton

Website 4 the day:
Methods of mathematical proof:
http://jwilson.coe.uga.edu/EMT668/EMAT6680.F99/Challen/proof/proof.html

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Eagles soar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 27, 2016, In : Humor 
The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
-- John Benfield

Website 4 the day:
Uses for hydrogen peroxide:
http://sevennutrition.com/digital/11-little-known-uses-for-hydrogen-peroxide/

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Everyone an adult

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 26, 2016, In : Philosophy 
I believe that everyone my age is an adult, while I am merely in disguise.
-- Margaret Atwood

Website 4 the day:
Public domain movies:
https://m.youtube.com/user/BestPDMovies

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Fish on a wall

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 25, 2016, In : Philosophy 
You never see a fish on a wall with its mouth shut.
-- Sally Berger

Website 4 the day:
2016's best illusion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfFco7K9v8

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Future energy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Fusion is the energy of the future, and always will be.

Website 4 the day:
Music genres:
http://everynoise.com/engenremap.html

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The greatest thing since ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016, In : Humor 
It's the greatest thing since they reinvented unsliced bread.
-- William Keegan

Website 4 the day:
Make a programmable outlet:
http://www.mechtechlab.com/portlet/

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One's principles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016, In : Humor 
If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.
-- Agatha Christie

Website 4 the day:
Make a tiny FM transmitter:
http://makezine.com/projects/make-tiny-fm-transmitter-spying/

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Favorite gym machine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016, In : Humor 
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine
.-- Caroline Rhea

Website 4 the day:
First aid and CPR training online:
http://www.firstaidforfree.com

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dddd

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016,

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Fonts in use:
http://fontsinuse.com/

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God and voting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 21, 2016, In : Humor 
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Fonts in use:
http://fontsinuse.com/

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eBay down for hours

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 20, 2016, In : Humor 
eBay was shut down for three hours, which led to a loss of $6 million worth of useless crap.
-- Colin Quinn

Website 4 the day:
Herb-drug interactions:
https://www.standardprocess.com/MediHerb-Document-Library/Catalog-Files/herb-drug-interaction-chart.pdf

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Items you lose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Any item you lose automatically doubles in value.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
HTML cheat sheet:
http://lifehacker.com/get-a-jump-start-on-your-next-web-site-with-this-html-c-1782183641/

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911 calls in NYC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 18, 2016, In : Humor 
When you call 911 in New York City, the poerator says, "This better be good."
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
E-mail reminders:
https://www.followupthen.com/

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Tomorrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 18, 2016, In : Humor 
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the week.

Website 4 the day:
1980's TV:
http://my80stv.com/

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Keep an open mind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 16, 2016, In : Humor 
It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.
-- Carl Sagan

Website 4 the day:
Use of "irony":
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony

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The general rule

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 15, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Insects are the general rule and everything else is a special case.
-- Paul Bystrak

Website 4 the day:
How to use "literally":
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

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See me jogging

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 14, 2016, In : Humor 
If you ever see me jogging, tell the bus driver that my arm is caught in the door.
-- Jeff Shaw

Website 4 the day:
When to use a semicolon :
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon

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Lousy dishes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 13, 2016, In : Humor 
More lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pâté than any other.
-- Kingsley Amis

Website 4 the day:
When to use an apostrophe:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe

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Sex education in school

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 12, 2016, In : Humor 
Sex education in school may be a good idea, but there should be no homework.
-- Bill Cosby

Website 4 the day:
Where major services are down:
http://downdetector.com/

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Transition in one generation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 12, 2016, In : Philosophy 
In one generation we went from teaching Latin and Greek to remedial English.
-- Joseph Sobran

Website 4 the day:
Lock pick channel:
https://lock-lab.com

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A glass of water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 10, 2016, In : Humor 
After the waiter brought a glass of water, I commented on my rough day and asked for something harder. So he came back with a glass of ice.

Website 4 the day:
All of Key and Peele:
http://www.cc.com/shows/key-and-peele

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The key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 9, 2016, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Dr. Google will see you now:
http://www.theverge.com/2016/6/20/11978338/google-symptom-search-app-web-md-health-doctor

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Is nothing impossible?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2016, In : Humor 
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
-- Winnie the Pooh

Website 4 the day:
Capture and edit screen video:
https://screentogif.codeplex.com/

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When you see ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 7, 2016, In : Humor 
What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Simple screen video capture: 
http://blog.bahraniapps.com/gifcam/

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The best husband

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 5, 2016, In : Humor 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

Website 4 the day:
Vegetarian starter guide:
http://tryveg.com/assets/pdf/vsg0501.pdf

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Pitter-patter of little feet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 5, 2016, In : Humor 
We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
California healthcare compare:
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/health/california-health-cost-and-quality---consumer-reports/index.htm

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Necking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 4, 2016, In : Humor 
Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
NRA contributions to your representatives:
http://whoismyvoice.com/

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Backwards rabbits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Rabbits walking backwards, all in a row, are a receding hare line.

Website 4 the day:
Klingon Wikipedia:
http://klingon.wikia.com/wiki/ghItlh%27a%27

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What I want for my children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 2, 2016, In : Humor 
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Our changing diet:
http://flowingdata.com/2016/05/17/the-changing-american-diet/

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Not overweight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 1, 2016, In : Humor 
I am not overweight. I'm nine inches too short.
-- Shelley Winters

Website 4 the day:
Veggie cooking cheat sheet:
http://sevennutrition.com/digital/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/veggie-cheat-sheet.jpg

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