Browsing Archive: June, 2016

Dying fake plants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2016, In : Humor 
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Combining typefaces:
https://typekit.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/combiningtypefaces.pdf

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Become a better person

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2016, In : Humor 
My girlfriend wants me to become a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.
-- Anthony Jeselnik

Website 4 the day:
Amazon Echo in a browser: /
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-test-drive-the-amazon-echo-in-a-browser

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Nothing nice to say

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 28, 2016, In : Humor 
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Website 4 the day:
Learn ethical hacking:
http://www.prophethacker.com/2016/05/websites-learn-ethical-hacking-2016.html

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Why we are here

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2016, In : Humor 
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
-- W. H. Auden

Website 4 the day:
Coding with Chrome:
http://www.omgchrome.com/coding-chrome-google-ide-extension/

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Haunted house elevator

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2016, In : Humor 
I installed an elevator in my haunted house to lift my spirits.

Website 4 the day:
Snowflake font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Faux-Snow-BRK

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Golf clubs, etc.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 24, 2016, In : Humor 
Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Flower font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Kalocsai-Flowers

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Irony

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 24, 2016, In : Humor 
Speaking of irony, there's a newspaper in Britain called the Sun.
-- Stewart Francis

Website 4 the day:
Happy font:
http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/fontry-west/jls-smiles/sampler/

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Humans and dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Humans have all the qualities of dogs except loyalty.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Sugary font:
http://www.bvfonts.com/fonts/details.php?id=4

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Hate music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 21, 2016, In : Humor 
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Jimmy Durante

Website 4 the day:
Stately font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/stateface

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Measuring success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016, In : Humor 
One measure of success is the number of things written about you that aren't trhttps://www.futurelearn.com/ue.
-- Cybill Shepherd

Website 4 the day:
Rosette font:
http://www.fontspace.com/agasilva/rosette110621

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Only one fault

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016, In : Humor 
The play had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
-- James Thurber

Website 4 the day:
Splat font:
http://www.fontspace.com/24hourfonts/split-splat-splodge

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Line of rabbits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016, In : Humor 
Rabbits walking backwards, all in a row, are a receding hare line.

Website 4 the day:
Free alternative to Microsoft Office:
http://www.freeoffice.com/en/

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Bridge club

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 17, 2016, In : Humor 
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Universe expanding faster than expected:
http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/archive/releases/2016/17/text/

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Only young once

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 17, 2016, In : Humor 
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
-- Germaine Greer

Website 4 the day:
Open IoT platform:
https://thingspeak.com/

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Only exercise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 15, 2016, In : Humor 
The only exercise I have time for is a run in my stockings.
-- Donna Gephart

Website 4 the day:
Burp web security testing tool:
https://portswigger.net/burp/

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Hemorrhoid sufferers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Seven out of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids. Do the other three enjoy them?
-- Sal Davino

Website 4 the day:
Beginners guide to web sites:
http://lifehacker.com/5790955/how-to-make-a-web-site-the-complete-guide

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What schools are for

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 14, 2016, In : Philosophy 
What are schools for if not for indoctrination against communism?
-- Richard Nixon

Website 4 the day:
Watching what you are saying:
http://news.mit.edu/2014/algorithm-recovers-speech-from-vibrations-0804

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If you do succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 13, 2016, In : Philosophy 
If at first you do succeed, try something harder.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Talk to a stranger:
http://www.omegle.com/

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Kitchen ransacked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 13, 2016, In : Humor 
The ransacked kitchen was covered with cake, fruit, and custard. The police are a trifle concerned.

Website 4 the day:
Do it yourself AC:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/interior-projects/how-to/g2632/diy-air-conditioner/

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One who writes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 11, 2016, In : Humor 

A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
-- Thomas Mann

Website 4 the day:
Google streetcam shots:
http://9-eyes.com/

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Lost rifle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 10, 2016, In : Humor 
When I was in the army, I lost my rifle and was charged $85. That's why in the navy the captain goes down in the ship.
-- Dick Gregory

Website 4 the day:
Have you been pwned?
https://haveibeenpwned.com/

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Mankind's measles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 9, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Nationalism is the measles of mankind.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Pranking texts:
http://textastrophe.com/

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Root of most troubles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 8, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Most of our troubles stem from our inability to sit quietly in a room.
-- Blaise Pascal

Website 4 the day:
Past photographs in the present:
http://dearphotograph.com/

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Be haunted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 7, 2016, In : Humor 
You don't have to be a house to be haunted.
-- Emily Dickinson

Website 4 the day:
Audio only website:
https://croaciaaudio.com

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Weed money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Put your money in weeds. The price of weeds never goes down.
-- Wanda Sykes

Website 4 the day:
Free online courses:
https://www.futurelearn.com/

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Well dressed vs. scruffy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 4, 2016, In : Humor 
The difference between a well dressed guy on a bicycle and a scruffy guy on a unicycle is a tire.

Website 4 the day:
How old do you look?
http://how-old.net/

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The best policy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
-- Steve Landesberg

Website 4 the day:
Bizarre cold war experiments:
http://allday.com/post/8545-these-are-the-most-bizarre-research-experiments-to-come-out-of-the-cold-war/

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Airplane prank

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Next time you fly, squirt ketchup on each ear and then ask the flight attendant, "Is this supposed to happen?"
-- Brad Stine

Website 4 the day:
Install Chrome extensions into Opera:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-install-google-chrome-extensions-in-opera-browser/

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Animals and us separated

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016, In : Humor 
What separates us from all other animals is that we aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.
-- Jeff Stilson

Website 4 the day:
Vegie burgers:
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/vegetables-you-can-make-burgers-with/

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Television trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016, In : Philosophy 
The trouble with television is that it takes your mind off your mind.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
Top Google searches, by state:
http://blog.estately.com/2016/05/you-wont-believe-the-questions-each-state-googles-more-than-any-other-state/

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Plastic surgery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016, In : Humor 
I was going to have plastic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
How to remove a splinter:
https://www.aad.org/media/news-releases/how-to-remove-a-splinter

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