Browsing Archive: March, 2016

Satisfaction of being shot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 31, 2016, In : Humor 
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
-- F. J. Raymond

Website 4 the day:
Sunrise, sunset:
http://www.suncalc.org/

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Can't plead guilty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Your Honor, I can't plead guilty or non guilty because I haven't yet heard the evidence.
-- Jonathan S. Benton

Website 4 the day:
How ETFs work:
http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-etf-files/toy/

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Jogger's yearning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 29, 2016, In : Humor 
Inside every jogger is a potato yearning for a couch.
-- Robert Fredericks

Website 4 the day:
VPN comparison chart:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FJTvWT5RHFSYuEoFVpAeQjuQPU4BVzbOigT0xebxTOw/edit#gid=0

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No one complains

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 29, 2016, In : Humor 
Just because no one complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
-- Benny Hill

Website 4 the day:
Early Jazz legends:
https://archive.org/details/davidwnivenjazz

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Elevator phobia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 27, 2016, In : Humor 
Being afraid of elevators, I take steps to avoid them.

Website 4 the day:
Incredible Star Wars fan movie:
http://viewpure.com/Djo_91jN3Pk

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Left Alabama

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 25, 2016, In : Humor 
I was born in Alabama, but I left after one month because I had already done all there was to do.
-- Paula Poundstone

Website 4 the day:
Marble music:
http://viewpure.com/IvUU8joBb1Q

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Men destroyed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 25, 2016, In : Humor 
Fast food has destroyed more men than fast women.
-- Jim Murray

Website 4 the day:
Internet vulnerability tests: https://www.grc.com/shieldsup Old food:
http://www.businessinsider.com/what-foods-looked-like-before-genetic-modification-2016-1

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Talking cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 24, 2016, In : Humor 
If cats could talk, they would lie.
-- J. Kopack

Website 4 the day:
Cincinnati's subway that wasn't:
http://wackulus.com/cincinnati-has-a-subway-system-that-was-never-finished-and-left-abandoned/

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Anything for a good body

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 23, 2016, In : Humor 
I'll do anything for a good body except diet and exercise.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
Truth or fiction?
https://www.truthorfiction.com

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Catch of the day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 22, 2016, In : Humor 
In some restaurants, the catch of the day is the waiter.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Clothing symbol decoder:
http://www.textileaffairs.com/docs/lguide.pdf

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Full of misery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 21, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering -- and it's all over much too soon.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Make a clock:
http://viewpure.com/B8Y146v8HxE

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King George's thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 20, 2016, In : Humor 
King George thought that the American colonists were revolting.

Website 4 the day:
Insults through e-mail:
http://reginald.io/

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Lucky rabbit's foot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 18, 2016, In : Humor 
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you wish, but remember that it didn't work for the rabbit.
-- R. E. Shay

Website 4 the day:
Weather small talk:
http://graphics.wsj.com/weather-small-talk/

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What people want

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 18, 2016, In : Philosophy 
If i had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.
-- Henry Ford

Website 4 the day:
Malware museum:
https://archive.org/details/malwaremuseum

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Fond of pigs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 17, 2016, In : Humor 
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-- Winston Churchill

Website 4 the day:
SED one liners:
http://www.pement.org/sed/sed1line.txt

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Truly a bargain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 16, 2016, In : Humor 
I know this dress was a bargain because I overheard the clerk in the store say that I got it for a ridiculous figure.
-- Minnie Pearl

Website 4 the day:
Free vector icons and fonts:
http://uxrepo.com/

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Soon we all will have

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 15, 2016, In : Humor 
Because of web pages, everyone on earth will soon have fifteen megabytes of fame.
-- M. G. Siriam

Website 4 the day:
Interactive math and science simulations:
https://phet.colorado.edu/

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Man's worst enemy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
-- Frank Sinatra

Website 4 the day:
Redo photos in famous art style:
http://www.deepart.io/

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Restaurant on the moon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 13, 2016, In : Humor 
The restaurant on the moon had great food, but no atmosphere.

Website 4 the day:
Weird patent coloring book:
https://archivesaotus.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/patentscoloringbook.pdf

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Biblical times and today

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 13, 2016, In : Humor 
My people wandered in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times men would not stop to ask for directions.
-- Elayne Boosler

Website 4 the day:
Send telemarketer to a robot:
http://jollyrogertelephone.com/how-to-send-your-telemarketers-to-this-robot/

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The disease of youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 11, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Youth is a disease that must be borne patiently. Time will cure it.
-- R. H. Benson

Website 4 the day:
Free eBay sniping service:
http://www.gixen.com/index.php

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Becoming nearsighted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 10, 2016, In : Humor 
Since I have become nearsighted, I can't see dust of squalor and conceive of myself as living in splendor.
-- Alice James

Website 4 the day:
Install Linux Mint on your PC:
http://www.zdnet.com/article/how-to-install-linux-mint-on-your-windows-pc/

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The world is turning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 9, 2016, In : Humor 
As long as the world is turning, we're going to be dizzy and make mistakes.
-- Mel Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Society of the Mind course:
http://ocw.mit.edu/6-868JF11

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Men are frauds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 8, 2016, In : Humor 
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
-- H. L. Mencken

Website 4 the day:
On-demand roadside assitance:
http://urgent.ly/

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Thin person inside

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 8, 2016, In : Humor 
Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
-- Bob Thaves

Website 4 the day:
Smart phone wallpapers:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/41bje7/high_quality_vertical_wallpapers_vol_2_amoled/

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Great power

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 6, 2016, In : Humor 
With great power comes great electricity bills.

Website 4 the day:
Simpsons screen caps:
https://frinkiac.com/

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Priceless politicians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2016, In : Humor 
A statesman is a politician whose price is unknown.
-- Robert Brenneman

Website 4 the day:
1960's adult coloring books:
https://newrepublic.com/article/126580/radical-history-1960s-adult-coloring-books

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Disguised opportunities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Left on the moon:
http://viewpure.com/2mgqMAa6LNI

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3,000 baseball hits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 4, 2016, In : Humor 
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.
-- Hank Aaron

Website 4 the day:
House painting help:
http://www.housepaintingguide.org/

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A city boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 2, 2016, In : Humor 
I'm a city boy. When I hunt, it's for a parking place, when I fish, it's for compliments.
-- Jon Carroll

Website 4 the day:
Health answers:
http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/

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What is a horse?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 2, 2016, In : Humor 
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
-- Ian Fleming

Website 4 the day:
How to land a plane:
http://viewpure.com/7a2n97rm0Gs

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Publicity poison

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 1, 2016, In : Philosophy 
Publicity is like poison. It only hurts you if you swallow it.
-- Sam Rutigliano

Website 4 the day:
Simple scratchpad:
https://fromscratch.rocks/

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