Browsing Archive: December, 2017

A lifetime guarantee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
A friend's TV came with a lifetime guarantee. When the TV broke, they killed him.

Website 4 the day:
Marriage tweets:
https://imgur.com/gallery/Vv7RH

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What Washington needs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
What Washington needs is adult supervision.
-- Barack Obama

Website 4 the day:
Android apps on Windows:
https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/how-to-run-android-apps-in-windows/

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Rob Peter to pay Paul

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Free courses:
https://www.udemy.com/courses/search/?q=free

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A = success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Secure messaging:
https://telegram.org/

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Time is an illusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
-- Douglas adams

Website 4 the day:
Well timed photos:
http://www.kickvick.com/perfectly-timed-photos

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List of the richest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
Sync / backup drives:
https://www.2brightsparks.com/download-syncbackfree.html

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Got rich through hard work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Washington DC Landmarks:
https://digg.com/video/washington-dc-hyperlapse

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Fell into upholstery machine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
My uncle fell into an upholstery machine. He's fully recovered now.

Website 4 the day:
Electro-Boom:
https://www.youtube.com/user/msadaghd

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All the money I need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Build a custom Linux:
http://www.instalinux.com/

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Better marriages

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
-- Zig Ziglar

Website 4 the day:
Free online classes:
https://outschool.com/

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Eating animals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
-- Tom Snyder

Website 4 the day:
Planetary motions and Homer Simpson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVuU2YCwHjw

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Happiness of a smile

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.
-- Tom WIlson

Website 4 the day:
FInd manuals:
https://www.manualslib.com

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Help you move

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
-- Jim Hayes

Website 4 the day:
What countries are best at:
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/international-number-ones-statistics-world-map-2016-original.jpg

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Dangerous being right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
Internet live stats:
www.internetlivestats.com

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A cheap taser

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
When I bought a cheap taser on the internet and it turned out to be broken, no one was shocked.

Website 4 the day:
Walk on Mars:
http://www.deccanchronicle.com/technology/in-other-news/231017/google-now-lets-you-take-a-walk-on-mars-from-your-smartphone.html

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Snowflake in an avalanche

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Philosophy 
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible
-- Voltaire

Website 4 the day:
Classic games in Chrome browser:
https://elgoog.im/snake/

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Retirement problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off
-- Abe Lemons

Website 4 the day:
Pet handouts:
http://www.ddfl.org/resources-publications/pet-behavior-handouts/

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Funny as a child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
JFK assassination collection:
https://www.archives.gov/research/jfk/background

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Power corrupts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
-- Diana Wynne Jones

Website 4 the day:
Framework to scrape websites:
https://scrapy.org/

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A wonderful thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
-- Franklin Jones

Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://tubitv.com/

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Fish and vistors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
-- Ben Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Build a better mousetrap: 
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQv9MGcwQg4vvbdVw61mx-XMyhsq9EgmR

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Drug dealer shoes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Website 4 the day:
Make music:
https://lmms.io/

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Kinds of acquaintances

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Philosophy 
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.
-- Logan P. Smith

Website 4 the day:
Capture video of Windows desktop:
https://www.cockos.com/licecap/

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Cloning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Wiki entries near you:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Nearby

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Don't eat health food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
Online HTML editor:
https://html-online.com/editor/

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Housekeeping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Website 4 the day:
Universal document converter:
https://pandoc.org/

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Not willing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
-- Bertrand Russell

Website 4 the day:
Free stock photos:
https://stocksnap.io/

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Avoiding temptation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
-- Joey Adams

Website 4 the day:
What is contemporary art?
https://www.google.com/culturalinstitute/beta/u/0/project/contemporary-art

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Trash collector work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
When I started work as a trash collector, there was no training. I just picked it up as I went along.

Website 4 the day:
Weight of the internet:
http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/4/6/608946_v1.jpg

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Love interests

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the day:
Make an avatar:
http://www.theavatarmaker.com/

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Behind every great man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Create bibliographies:
http://www.bibme.org/

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What's the correct age?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Free mind-mapping:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/freeplane/

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Cross country skiing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Excel art:
http://digg.com/video/excel-artist

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Buying stock

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2017, In : Humor 
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
-- Claude Pepper

Website 4 the day:
Free video calls:
https://imo.im/

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Life needs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 3, 2017, In : Humor 
My life needs editing.
 -- Mort Sahl

Website 4 the day:
Meme generator:
https://memegenerator.net/

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