Browsing Archive: July, 2017

Hardest to cure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Politicians are the hardest of cure of all insane people.
-- Robert E. Lee

Website 4 the day:
Medieval doodles:
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-marginalia-books-doodles

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Original theory of relativity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
Einstein's original theory of relativity is that time slows down when you are with relatives.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Oldest multicolor book:
https://cudl.lib.cam.ac.uk/view/PR-FH-00910-00083-00098/1

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Opportunity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Ransomware protection:
https://ransomfree.cybereason.com/

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The worst of prison

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The worst part about prison is the snoring.
-- Dr. Jack Kervorkian

Website 4 the day:
Learn a language while waiting:
https://people.csail.mit.edu/ccai/waitchatter/

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Billiards

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Live virtually forever:
http://eterni.me/

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Refused to eat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Easy woodworking plans:
http://build-basic.com/

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Watch for children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
I saw a sign that said: "Watch for children" and thought is sounded like a fair trade.

Website 4 the day:
Hamster self-portrait:
https://vimeo.com/173067576

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Ban pit pull breeding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
Britain plans to ban the breeding of pit bulls. It's hard enough to put a muzzle on a pit bull; lots of luck with those condoms.
-- Jay Leno.

Website 4 the day:
Robot room:
https://www.orisystems.com/

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A man's heart

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
The way to a man's heart is through is aorta.
-- Jerome Manheim, MD

Website 4 the day:
Free handwriting fonts:
http://www.creativebloq.com/features/8-free-handwriting-fonts-for-2017

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Why a vegetarian?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I am a vegetarian not for my health, but for the health of the chickens.
-- Isaac Bashevis Singer

Website 4 the day:
Anonymous BitTorrent:
https://anomos.info/wp/

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The fun of talking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The fun of talk is finding out what a man really thinks and then contrasting it with the lies he has been telling all his life.
-- Benjamin Disraeli

Website 4 the day:
Opera Neon - new browser:
https://www.opera.com/computer/neon

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Criticizing ourselves

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Philosophy 
We would rather criticize ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all.
-- Francois La Rochefoucauld

Website 4 the day:
Google Voyager virtual trips:
https://earth.google.com/web/data=CgQSAggB

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An attractive spouse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
-- Albert Brooks

Website 4 the day:
No more ransomware:
https://www.nomoreransom.org/

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Good friend of letters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
I’m very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.

Website 4 the day:
Homemade waterjet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg__B6Ca3jc

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Blind dates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
-- Wendy Liebman

Website 4 the day:
Tie one (or more) on:
https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm

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Musical talent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
My musical talent s less God-given than taketh away.
-- Steve Rubenstein

Website 4 the day:
Old software versions:
http://www.oldversion.com/

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Lady of Spain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Accordions don't play "Lady of Spain," people do.
-- Herb Caen

Website 4 the day:
Age estimate from photos:
https://how-old.net/

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Flowers and age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
At my age, flowers scare me.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Search for animated GIFs:
https://gfycat.com

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An alcoholic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Brendan Behan

Website 4 the day:
Art via texts:
https://www.sfmoma.org/read/send-me-sfmoma/

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Ground beef

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Ground beef: a cow with no legs.

Website 4 the day:
Fake news?
http://factitious.augamestudio.com/#/

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Huh?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.
-- Mitt Romney

Website 4 the day:
Interactive periodic table:
http://elements.wlonk.com/ElementsTable.htm

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Great minds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
Robot legal help:
https://donotpay-search-master.herokuapp.com/

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Why be conventional?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Why be conventional when you can be happy?
-- Simon Doonan

Website 4 the day:
What 2000 looked like in 1899 France:
http://www.openculture.com/2015/09/how-french-artists-in-1899-envisioned-life-in-the-year-2000.html

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To be #1

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
You have to be odd to be number one.
-- Dr. Seuss

Website 4 the day:
Benford's Law:
http://blog.cluster-text.com/2015/10/20/detecting-fraud-using-benfords-law-mathematical-details

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Honesty and friends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones.
-- John Lennon

Website 4 the day:
Online grocery where everything is $3:
https://brandless.com/

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Childhood wisdom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Wisdom leads us back to childhood.
-- Blaise Pascal

Website 4 the day:
Galaxy SciFi magazine archive:
https://archive.org/details/galaxymagazine&tab=collection

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Two doors for chickens

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
A chicken coop only has two doors because if it had four it would be a sedan.

Website 4 the day:
Create your purr:
https://purrli.com/

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Einstein vs. Freud

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Einstein knows as much about psychology as I do about physics, so we had a very nice talk.
-- Sigmund Freud

Website 4 the day:
Google Translate songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKxaxrxVMsg

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Miserly relatives

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Misers make wonderful ancestors.
-- David Brenner

Website 4 the day:
Short by District 9's director:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQ2t_yNHQs

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Children without advantages

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Philosophy 
My children didn't have my advantages. I was born into abject poverty.
-- Kirk Douglas

Website 4 the day:
100 Life Hacks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t04s4NB6ROE

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They laughed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
-- Steve Altman

Website 4 the day:
Watch blocked Youtube videos:
https://www.proxfree.com/youtube-proxy.php

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Argue with a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Never argue with a man whose job depends on not being convinced.
-- H. L. Mencken

Website 4 the day:
Fake news:
http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/

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Jury explained

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Philosophy 
A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History online:
http://naturalhistory.si.edu/VT3/

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Fashion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Website 4 the day:
Spy Museum online:
https://www.spymuseum.org/about/virtual-tour/

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Wormlike creatures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.
-- Will Cuppy

Website 4 the day:
Oriental Institute Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/

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Prison van collision

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
A concrete truck has collided with a prison van. Motorists should watch for hardened criminals.
-- Ronnie Corbett

Website 4 the day:
National Women's History Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/

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Insects take over the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
When insects take over the world, I hope they remember how we used to take them along on picnics.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Le Louvre online:
http://www.louvre.fr/en/visites-en-ligne#tabs

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Left to her cat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
A friend of mine left $15,000 to her cat. Today that cat is broke.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Hamster self-portrait:
https://vimeo.com/173067576

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Hard work deaths

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 4, 2017, In : Humor 
Hard work never killed anybody who supervised it.
-- Harry C. Bauer

Website 4 the day:
Free recycling:
https://www.freecycle.org

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Morse code knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 4, 2017, In : Humor 
If you know Morse code, tap dancers drive you crazy.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Compare book prices:
http://www.directtextbook.com

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Two people types

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 2, 2017, In : Humor 
There are two types of people: those who need closure

Website 4 the day:
Typewriter simulator:
http://uniqcode.com/typewriter/

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