Browsing Archive: November, 2017

Bicycling behind a bus

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
After bicycling behind a bus, I became exhausted.

Website 4 the day:
Comedy wildlife photos:
https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/2017_finalists.php

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Checkers vs. chess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
Checkers is safer to play than chess because in checkers you can't fall asleep and get a king stuck in your eye.
-- Jim Loy

Website 4 the day:
Useful Latin?
http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/handy-latin.html

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Fashion vs. style

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Fashion can be bought, style one must possess.
-- Edna Woolman chase

Website 4 the day:
Private messaging and file transfers:
https://keybase.io/

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Memory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Memory is like a crazy old woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.
-- Dr. Austin O'Malley

Website 4 the day:
Forward scam e-mail tome@rescam.org:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?\v=jPajqAJWiNA

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School I attended

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Check your website's links:
https://wummel.github.io/linkchecker/

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Coffee water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
It doesn't take nearly as much water to make good coffee as most people think.
-- Tom Bernard

Website 4 the day:
Credit card spoof:
https://samy.pl/magspoof/

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Christmastime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
AI-assisted landing page designs:
https://firedrop.ai/

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A trapped boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!

Website 4 the day:
Classic Science Fiction:
http://www.voidspace.org.uk/library/classic_scifi.shtml

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A happy life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
The news from all sides:
https://www.allsides.com/

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Come on over

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Create a wireframe:
http://quirktools.com/wires/

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A long time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
DefCon tools:
https://www.defcon.org/html/links/dc-tools.html

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Be outstanding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
To be outstanding—get comfortable with being uncomfortable.
-- Alrik Koudenburg

Website 4 the day:
20 years of changing seasons:
https://phys.org/news/2017-11-years-seasons-earth-minutes.html

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Avoid crticism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
A better command line search tool:
https://beyondgrep.com

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We need a few people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Sometimes, we need a few people in our lives who will calmly call our bluff.
-- Dr. SunWolf

Website 4 the day:
Don't be a sucker, still relevant after more than 70 years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAqYNFQdZ4

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Reversible jackets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

Website 4 the day:
Where did that word come from?
http://www.etymonline.com/

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One worse thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
If there's one thing worse than a program that doesn't work when it should, it's a program that does work when it shouldn't.
-- Bob Archer

Website 4 the day:
Couch surfing:
https://www.couchsurfing.com/

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Not rich enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Global trip planner:
https://www.rome2rio.com/

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Walking on water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
-- Edward V Berard

Website 4 the day:
Find air travel bargains:


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Getting on a plane

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, ‘Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.’ She said, ‘We can’t do that!’ I told her, ‘You did it last week!’”
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Cryptographic proof of a file's existence:
https://proofofexistence.com/

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Get back my youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Humor 
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Life Saver lightning:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tW8q_JfmcbU

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Doesn't make sense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Philosophy 
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
Real news:
http://mercurynews.ca.newsmemory.com/

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Back covered in lard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

Website 4 the day:
Black on the Air:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/LarryWilmoreBlackOnTheAir

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Illegal immigrants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country, but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
100+ HTML templates:
https://themefisher.com/best-free-html5-templates/

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In the gutter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Philosophy 
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
World poverty clock:
http://www.worldpoverty.io/

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Need one friend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Philosophy 
We need at least one friend who understands what we do not say.
-- Dr. SunWolf

Website 4 the day:
How to:
https://imgur.com/gallery/XzQbf

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A drinking problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name… and you’ve never been to that bar before.
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Securely share files:
https://onionshare.org/

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Key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Personal recycling:
https://preciousplastic.com/en/videos/intro.html

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Good judgement

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Philosophy 
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
-- Fred Brooks

Website 4 the day:
Chop a section of a YouTube video:
http://www.tubechop.com/

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