Browsing Archive: April, 2018

Library birthday party

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018, In : Humor 
As a bibliophile, I wanted to reserve the library for my birthday party, but it was all booked up.

Website 4 the day:
Free sound effects:
https://www.soundjay.com/

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Learned in youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
In youth we learn; in age we understand.
-- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach

Website 4 the day:
Computer assisted drawing:
https://www.autodraw.com/

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Life's big secret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you're willing to work.
-- Oprah Winfrey

Website 4 the day:
Animation software:
http://opentoonz.github.io/e/index.html

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Water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.
-- Henry David Thoreau

Website 4 the day:
AI semantics:
https://research.google.com/semanticexperiences/

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Logic armor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
Online PDF tools:
https://www.hipdf.com/

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All children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 26, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Children are all foreigners.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
Facebook's guide to their human censors:
https://www.facebook.com/communitystandards/

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Avoid typos

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
If you don't avoid typos, the errorists win.

Website 4 the day:
Interesting images from Google Street View:
http://9-eyes.com/

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A book for a desert island

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Will robots take my job?
https://www.replacedbyrobot.info/

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Why we marry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Why you feel sick when you are:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gVdY9KXF_Sg

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Importance of a dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
-- Nora Ephron

Website 4 the day:
Decode encoded URLs:
https://www.urlencoder.org/

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Rice is great

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Torrent websites:
http://www.alltorrentsites.com/

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People never laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Philosophy 
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Decentralized search engine:
https://yacy.net/en/index.html

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Life gives you lemons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
-- Cathy Guisewite

Website 4 the day:
The American Museum of the House Cat:
http://tiny.cc/housecat

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Marriage is grand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
Marriage is Grand. Divorce is 100 Grand.

Website 4 the day:
Vulgar words of the past:
http://publicdomainreview.org/collections/a-classical-dictionary-of-the-vulgar-tongue-1788/

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My family tree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Public domain images:
http://publicdomainarchive.com/

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Gambling definition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
-- Wilson Mizner

Website 4 the day:
Better media player:
https://mpc-hc.org/

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The art of procrastination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Block ads by DNS:
https://adguard.com/en/adguard-dns/overview.html

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Comedy is funny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
-- Peter Ustinov

Website 4 the day:
Integrate workflows:
https://zapier.com/

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If at first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
-- William Lyon Phelps

Website 4 the day:
Title generator: 
https://www.portent.com/tools/title-maker

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The present future

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The future is already here -- it's just not evenly distributed.
-- William Gibson

Website 4 the day:
Is a website up?
https://www.upornah.com/

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No sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I won't sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.

Website 4 the day:
Do you have a twin:
http://www.twinstrangers.com/

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Not by bread alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
-- James A. Garfield

Website 4 the day:
Improved dart board:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHTizZ_XcUM

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What a body is for

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
-- Thomas A. Edison

Website 4 the day:
Make your own spreadsheet-like calculator:
https://instacalc.com/

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Why "rush hour"?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Share text across the same network:
http://copy-paste.online

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There is no "I"

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
There's no "I" in denial.
-- Peter Serafinowicz 

Website 4 the day:
Learn Perl in 2.5 hours:
http://qntm.org/perl

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Succeed in life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Philosophy 
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
-- Reba McEntire

Website 4 the day:
Compose a relaxing sound:
http://chillnsound.petrovicstefan.rs/

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Life would be tragic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
-- Stephen Hawking

Website 4 the day:
Social media dashboard:
https://www.cyfe.com/

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