Browsing Archive: August, 2018

Missing eggs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
The chicken couldn't find her eggs. She must have mislaid them.

Website 4 the day:
Conference call simulator:
http://conferencecall.biz/

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Full of it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
Life is full of obstacle illusions.
-- Grant Frazier

Website 4 the day:
Who loves you more?
https://melmagazine.com/ranking-every-kind-of-pet-by-how-capable-it-is-of-loving-you-72d38f87e20f 

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Nobody listens

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
I said don't call me!
http://isaiddontcall.me/

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Awake in case of emergency

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Library e-books and audiobooks:
https://meet.libbyapp.com/

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Comes a time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
-- Casey Stengel

Website 4 the day:
Text to image:
http://t2i.cvalenzuelab.com/

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Two paradoxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
-- Edward Teller

Website 4 the day:
Identify fake photos:
https://www.getsurfsafe.com/

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Walking on water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
-- Lyndon B. Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Python introduction:
https://medium.freecodecamp.org/learning-python-from-zero-to-hero-120ea540b567

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Dog from a hat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Humor 
I saw a magician pull a full-sized dog out of a large hat. It was a Labracadabrador.

Website 4 the day:
Worst search result:
http://feelingunlucky.today/

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Dinner music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Your animal weight:
http://myanimalweight.com/

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A good listener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Humor 
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
-- Kin Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Listen to the moon trip:
https://www.newsweek.com/inside-apollo-11-you-can-now-listen-buzz-aldrin-and-neil-armstrongs-1043435

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To err is human

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Philosophy 
To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.
-- Franklin P. Adams

Website 4 the day:
Zoom quilt:
http://zoomquilt.org/

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Multiple failures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
I have failed many times, and that's why I am a success.
-- Michael Jordan

Website 4 the day:
Nothing for something:
https://payfornothing.club/

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Connections

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Everything is connected... no one thing can change by itself.
-- Paul Hawken

Website 4 the day:
Exercise for muscle groups:
https://musclewiki.org/

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Absurd politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

Website 4 the day:
Odd Internet photos:
http://internethistory.tumblr.com/

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Back on your feet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Humor 
The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.

Website 4 the day:
The customer is not always right:
https://notalwaysright.com/

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Winning isn't everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
-- Vince Lombardi

Website 4 the day:
Google Feud game:
http://www.googlefeud.com/

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Agree on everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Weird or confusing:
https://weirdorconfusing.com/

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No obstacles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
-- Frank A. Clark

Website 4 the day:
The earth over time:
http://dinosaurpictures.org/ancient-earth

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Greater ignorance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
-- Sir William Osler

Website 4 the day:
Math tools:
https://onlinemathtools.com/

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Rides from strange men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Humor 
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
-- Robin Morgan

Website 4 the day:
How fast is your internet download?
https://fast.com/

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Pull off anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.
-- Jessica Alba

Website 4 the day:
Help research:
https://www.zooniverse.org/

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Paying taxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried — but they wanted cash.

Website 4 the day:
Tour the stars:
http://stars.chromeexperiments.com/

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Dog adoption

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn’t my first choice but my doctor told me I can’t have any biologically.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Quantum computers, explained:
https://www.explainingcomputers.com/quantum.html

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The 2nd oldest profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Curated coding videos:
https://www.codingvideoz.com/

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My dream job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
1 second on the internet:
https://tecsynt.com/image/iot-white-paper-one-second.jpg

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Chicken crossing the road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t cook it!
-- Gordon Ramsay

Website 4 the day:
Time wasting website:
https://clickclickclick.click

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Lie to the computer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you lie to the computer, it will get you.
-- Perry Farrar

Website 4 the day:
Everyday sayings:
https://www.stylist.co.uk/books/everyday-sayings-explained/124076

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It's useless

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine

Website 4 the day:
Classic TV shows are sped up:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/03/04/tv_shows_sped_up_to_make_room_for_ads_can_you_tell_the_difference_a_quiz.html

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Emotional wedding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. The cake was in tiers.

Website 4 the day:
Sacred texts:
http://www.sacred-texts.com/index.htm

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What giraffes don't smell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Create your own web page:
https://about.me/

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Catching my eye

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella.
-- Gary Delaney

Website 4 the day:
Reddit University:
http://ureddit.com/

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Software bugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Testing can show the presence of bugs, but not their absence.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra

Website 4 the day:
Peer-to-peer file transfer:
https://file.pizza/

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Who is weaker?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side.
-- Stuart Turner

Website 4 the day:
Track a package:
http://www.boxoh.com/

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The biggest critics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them 
-- Jackie Collins 

Website 4 the day:
Living wage calculator: 
http://livingwage.mit.edu/

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If they disagree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
-- Norm Schryer

Website 4 the day:
Machine Learning 101: 
http://tiny.cc/ML101





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