Browsing Archive: December, 2018

So stupid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Humor 
A friend was so stupid that he had to change states and take on an assumed name. He was in the Witless Protection Program.

Website 4 the day:
Guesses the character you are thinking of:
https://en.akinator.com/game

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Be thought a liar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
-- Logan Pearsall Smith

Website 4 the day:
Color wheel:
https://color.adobe.com/create/color-wheel/

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Boredom cure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
-- Dorothy Parker

Website 4 the day:
Compress PDF files:
https://smallpdf.com/compress-pdf

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Only one regret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Humor 
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
MP3 tag editor:
https://www.mp3tag.de/

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Be sorry tomorrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Humor 
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Network scanner:
https://angryip.org/

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Power is not masculine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
-- Katharine Graham

Website 4 the day:
Old SD memory card formatter:
https://www.sdcard.org/downloads/formatter_4/

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Take credit for the good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Philosophy 
We always take credit for the good and attribute the bad to fortune.
-- Charles Kuralt

Website 4 the day:
Full moon:
https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/a6kzqr/the_full_rotation_of_the_moon_as_seen_by_nasas/

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Apple's new car

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows.

Website 4 the day:
#1 song when you were born:
https://playback.fm/birthday-song

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Reality vs. illusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Winter is reality, summer is an illusion.
-- Toivo Pekkanen

Website 4 the day:
Inspriation:
https://ineedaprompt.com/

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Bureaucrats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants.
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Program in emojis:
https://www.emojicode.org/

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10 percent of brains

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
We only use 10 percent of our brains. Think what we could do if we used the other 60 percent.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Museum of endangered sounds:
http://savethesounds.info/

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General Failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Free PDF editor:
http://pdfedit.cz/en/index.html

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Never promoted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you are irreplaceable you will never be promoted.
-- Jonathan S. Benton

Website 4 the day:
Elements through the centuries
https://www.reddit.com/r/educationalgifs/comments/a6lr6n/300_years_of_element_discovery/

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Melting the ceiling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The glass ceiling melts when you turn up the heat.
-- Pauline Kezer

Website 4 the day:
Virtual credit cards:
https://privacy.com/

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Sandwich in a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
“Sorry,” growls the bartender, “we don’t serve food here.”

Website 4 the day:
Cat, solid or liquid?
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2649/Physicist-Wins-Ig-Noble-Prize-For-Study-On-Whether-Cats-Should-Be-Classified-As-Liquids-Or-Solids

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Supply vs. demand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
The supply of government exceeds the demand.
-- Lewis Lapham

Website 4 the day:
When was a webpage posted?
http://carbondate.cs.odu.edu/

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Keep your facts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Find your perfect Linux distribution:
https://librehunt.org/

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Motivational tapes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
I have a set of motivational tapes, but I never feel like watching them.
-- Daniel Liebert

Website 4 the day:
Download videos:
https://www.xvideothief.com/

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Bought a staple gun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My husband bought a staple gun. Now we have to bring food to the cat.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Free streaming movies:
https://www.kanopy.com/

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Fine line of cooking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My wife treads a fine line between cooking and arson.
-- Bill Hoest

Website 4 the day:
Is your Flash drive fake?
https://www.rmprepusb.com/tutorials/-fake-usb-flash-memory-drives

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Nuts to you?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Philosophy 
God sometimes gives nuts to toothless people.
-- Matt Groening

Website 4 the day:
Old masters' Easter eggs:
http://www.artspace.com/magazine/art_101/conspiracy-theory-for-art-nerds-find-the-eerie-easter-eggs-hidden-in-6-old-master-paintings

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Failed magicians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half-sisters.

Website 4 the day:
Free magic tricks:
https://trickshop.com/free-downloads.html

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Why a magician?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I became a magician when my sister told me she got $100 a trick.
-- Michael Finney

Website 4 the day:
$99 Linux laptop:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonevangelho/2018/11/21/pinebook-my-first-few-surprising-hours-with-a-99-linux-laptop/#298169725be2

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Games are silly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Philosophy 
It may well be that all games are silly, but then so are human beings.
-- Robert Lynd

Website 4 the day:
Raising self-reliant children:
http://www.freerangekids.com/

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The noblest dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
The noblest dog is the hot dog, which feeds the hand that bites it.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
US population by state:
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/9yasnn/us_population_growth_by_state_19002017_oc/

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Too much music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky

Website 4 the day:
Google products that flopped:
https://gcemetery.co/

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Psychoanalysis takes years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 

Psychoanalysis is a process that usually takes years, which is why Freudians have such lovely summer homes.
-- Cynthia Heimel

Website 4 the day:
Recover deleted files:
https://www.ccleaner.com/recuva

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17 days straight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I've been straight for seventeen days . . . but not all in a row.
-- sam Kinison

Website 4 the day:
Free graphic viewer:
https://www.irfanview.com/

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