Browsing Archive: April, 2019

Walk the plank

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 

My mother used to make me walk the plank when I was younger, we couldn't afford a dog.

Website 4 the day:
Wasting time:
https://iwastesomuchtime.com/

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Leadership

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Leadership involves finding a parade and getting in front of it.
-- John Naisbitt

Website 4 the day:
Gravity points:
https://codepen.io/akm2/full/rHIsa

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Billions for schools and roads

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
-- Andy Borowitz

Website 4 the day:
Find similar musicians:
https://www.music-map.com/ 

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Why two senators?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The reason that there are two senators from each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Things organized neatly:
http://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com/

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More discussion time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If we had more time for discussion, we probably would have made a great many more mistakes.
-- Leon Trotsky

Website 4 the day:
Classified ad exchanges:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/

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The purpose of the brain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
-- Peter De Vries

Website 4 the day:
Museum of Flight:
http://www.museumofflight.org/Explore-The-Museum/

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My old neighborhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Where I grew up, you could walk ten blocks and never leave the scene of a crime.
-- Charlie Callas

Website 4 the day:
Audio-only films:
https://thenextweb.com/shareables/2019/04/03/listen-to-movie-at-work/

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How to have a good day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft courses:  
https://academy.microsoft.com/en-us/professional-program/tracks/

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Only golf

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Golf is the only sport where the object is to play as little as possible.
-- Charles G. McLoughlin

Website 4 the day:
Gardening tips:
http://freeplants.com/

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A place for hotels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
A hotel is a place that keeps the makers of twenty-five-watt lightbulbs in business.
-- Shelley Berman

Website 4 the day:
Ring of 48 high-speed cameras:
https://youtu.be/3fu3anMtDS8

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Trouble with NYC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The trouble with New York is that it's so convenient to everything I can't afford.
-- Jack Barry

Website 4 the day:
Plant watercolors:
https://usdawatercolors.nal.usda.gov/pom/search.xhtml

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Talking dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
If dogs could talk, they's say things like: "Hey! Hey! Hey!"
Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Check USB manufacturer information:
https://www.softpedia.com/get/System/System-Info/ChipGenius.shtml

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The most noxious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Of all the noxious animals, the most noxious is the tourist.
-- Francis Kilvert

Website 4 the day:
Fake SD/USB tester:
https://www.majorgeeks.com/files/details/fakeflashtest.html

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Things to never eat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Never eat anything that has to be explained.
-- Charles Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Popular cars through the years:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/g23320934/car-history/

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Blank dictionary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.

Website 4 the day:
How to be a Wikipedia editor:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/howto-become-wikipedia-editor/

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Food for travel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Never travel without food in your pocket - if only to throw at attacking dogs.
-- E. S. Bates

Website 4 the day:
Are you owed a refund?
https://paribus.co/

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Grow to heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven, unless its roots reach down to hell.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:
Cheap flights from where you are:
https://greatescape.co/

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The Flemish masters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
We studied the Flemish masters using real phlegm.
-- Lew Cady

Website 4 the day:
Data breach support:
https://www.breachclarity.com/

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Happily married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the day:
7.5 billion people on one chart:
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/04/the-world-s-7-5-billion-people-in-one-chart/

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Politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Politics: 'Poli' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures.'
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
The biggest theft:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnh0Z51H87s

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Either or

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Philosophy 
We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.
-- Bonnie Lin

Website 4 the day:
13.8 billion years for free:
https://school.bighistoryproject.com/bhplive

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Magic trapdoor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor 
A magician added a trapdoor into his show. But I think it’s just a stage he’s going through.

Website 4 the day:
URL lengthener:
http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com/

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Money in golf

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor 
You can make a lot of money playing golf. Just ask my ex-wives.
-- Lee Trevino

Website 4 the day:
Unsearchable YouTube videos:
http://defaultfile.name/

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Wandering v. traveling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The difference between wandering and traveling is that we wander for distraction and we travel for fulfillment.
-- Hilaire Belloc

Website 4 the day:
Ancient Rome, then and now:
https://www.boredpanda.com/before-after-roman-buildings-structures/

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While milking a cow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
-- Grant Wood

Website 4 the day:
Ransomware rescue manual:
https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/RansomwareManual-1.pdf

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As a porcupine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor 
A friend said that in the next life she'd like to come back as a porcupine. She doesn't like crowds.
-- Brian Andreas

Website 4 the day:
Is it normal?
https://www.isitnormal.com/

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Just once

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.
-- Robert Breault

Website 4 the day:
Guided meditations:
https://www.tarabrach.com/guided-meditations/

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Two personalities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemicals substances: if they is any reaction, both are transferred.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:
Phish in a barrel:
https://duo.com/assets/ebooks/phish-in-a-barrel.pdf

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