Browsing Archive: August, 2019

Phobia literature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

Website 4 the day:
Print your own customized gift wrap:
https://wripwrapwrop.com/en/

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A sense of humor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Larry Gelbart

Website 4 the day:
Convert to/from PDF:
https://pdf.to/

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Sleep like a baby

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
-- Leo J. Burke

Website 4 the day:
What is a day?
https://labs.minutelabs.io/what-is-a-day/#/welcome

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Science and facts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
-- Henri Poincare

Website 4 the day:
Keyboard music:
https://patatap.com

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Luck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Luck is the residue of design.
-- Branch Rickey

Website 4 the day:
Urgent care or ER?
https://www.indigourgentcare.com/blog/the-right-place-for-the-right-care-urgent-care-vs-emergency-room

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What is art?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
-- Frank Zappa

Website 4 the day:
Calming videos:
https://napflix.tv/

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Brave heros

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
What language is that?
https://lingyourlanguage.com/

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Doctor's joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
Recently, my doctor made a joke about my back. It was about a weak back.

Website 4 the day:
Endangered sounds:
http://savethesounds.info/

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We've been warned

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
We are the people our parents warned us about.
-- Jimmy Buffett

Website 4 the day:
Summarize any article:
https://tldr.hackeryogi.com/

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The only profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
-- Jules Renard

Website 4 the day:
International gun laws:
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/03/02/world/international-gun-laws.html

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Change the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-- Leo Tolstoy

Website 4 the day:
Secure e-mail:
https://tutanota.com/

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Bringing up children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot

Website 4 the day:
Free DNS servers:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/best-dynamic-dns-providers/

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Most important days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
The roots of slavery:
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/08/14/magazine/1619-america-slavery.html

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Time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Time is an illusion.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences:
https://oeis.org/?language=english

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A common delusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.
-- Rose MacAulay

Website 4 the day:
Technology news:
https://www.techmeme.com/

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Losing tempers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
-- Frank Moore Colby

Website 4 the day:
Programming instruction:
https://internetingishard.com/

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Life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Free mechanical CAD program:
https://www.rs-online.com/designspark/mechanical-software

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Opportunities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Today's opportunities erase yesterday's failures.
-- Gene Brown

Website 4 the day:
Segregation and racist artifact museum:
https://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/what.htm

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Best time to buy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Humor 
A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
-- Marty Allen

Website 4 the day:
Under-ten-cent processors:
https://cpldcpu.wordpress.com/2019/08/12/the-terrible-3-cent-mcu/

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A rainy day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn

Website 4 the day:
Learn Java by doing:
https://codegym.cc/

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Long-distance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Humor 
I'm in a long-distance relationship. Darn restraining order!

Website 4 the day:
The oldest plant:
https://www.wellandgood.com/good-food/spirulina-sleep/

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An hourglass figure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.

Website 4 the day:
Animal/food mash-ups:
https://mymodernmet.com/photo-manipulation-animals-ronald-ong/

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Win or lose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!
-- Steven Weinberg

Website 4 the day:
High voltage / high current art:
http://capturedlightning.com/

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Verbal contracts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Read webpages out loud:
https://talkify.net/

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Inflation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
-- Sam Ewing

Website 4 the day:
What is new on Netflix?
https://usa.newonnetflix.info/

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Marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Turkey's underground city of 20,000:
https://www.historicmysteries.com/derinkuyu-underground-city-cappadocia/

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Lost in thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
-- Paul Fix

Website 4 the day:
Free professionally edited books:
https://standardebooks.org/

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Going bald

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
I knew I was going bald because it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
-- Harry Hill

Website 4 the day:
Sleep deprivation across the US:
https://www.cdc.gov/sleep/data_statistics.html

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Most likely ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
Robert E. Lee's high school yearbook lists him as "Most likely to secede."

Website 4 the day:
Gerrymandered font:
https://techcrunch.com/2019/08/01/this-free-ugly-font-is-made-from-hideously-gerrymandered-districts/

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Flag burning preferred

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.
-- Molly Ivins

Website 4 the day:
Journey Planet:
http://journeyplanet.weebly.com/

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Jogging adds years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Random design challenges:
http://protobot.org/#en

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Children are tyrants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
Give your teddy bear a vacation:
http://unagi-travel.net/

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Demagogue secret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.
-- Karl Kraus

Website 4 the day:
All about toilets:
https://toilet-guru.com/

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Desire dumber

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Vegan recipes:
https://www.thevegancaveman.com/

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No yes-men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Practical lock picking:
http://rageuniversity.org/PRISONESCAPE/PRISON%20LOCKS%20AND%20KEYS/Practical.Lock.Picking.pdf

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Sleep-smoking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
I accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.

Website 4 the day:
Cats are liquid:
https://www.boredpanda.com/cats-are-liquids/

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Money vs. happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Solving a humongous Rubik's cube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJtLb_rPVg

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Failure is a fertilizer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Philosophy 
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
-- Denis Waitley

Website 4 the day:
Calculators for construction, woodworkers, etc.:
https://www.blocklayer.com/

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French food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
3D printed lock pick gun:
https://hackaday.com/2019/07/17/3d-printed-snap-gun-for-automatic-lock-picking/

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Common elements

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison

Website 4 the day:
World's most relaxing song:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jordanpassman/2016/11/23/the-worlds-most-relaxing-song/#7b895e8b2053

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Money's worth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
-- Jackie Mason

Website 4 the day:
Free JavaScript books:
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/cf50qu/you_dont_know_javascript_but_you_could_for_free/

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Volume of news

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfield

Website 4 the day:
Dress for space:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2019/business/immersive-space-suits-history-fashion-and-function/?utm_term=.cbade8bdb56c

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