Browsing Archive: August, 2019

Most likely ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
Robert E. Lee's high school yearbook lists him as "Most likely to secede."

Website 4 the day:
Gerrymandered font:
https://techcrunch.com/2019/08/01/this-free-ugly-font-is-made-from-hideously-gerrymandered-districts/

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Flag burning preferred

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.
-- Molly Ivins

Website 4 the day:
Journey Planet:
http://journeyplanet.weebly.com/

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Jogging adds years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Random design challenges:
http://protobot.org/#en

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Children are tyrants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
-- Socrates

Website 4 the day:
Give your teddy bear a vacation:
http://unagi-travel.net/

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Demagogue secret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.
-- Karl Kraus

Website 4 the day:
All about toilets:
https://toilet-guru.com/

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Desire dumber

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Vegan recipes:
https://www.thevegancaveman.com/

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No yes-men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Practical lock picking:
http://rageuniversity.org/PRISONESCAPE/PRISON%20LOCKS%20AND%20KEYS/Practical.Lock.Picking.pdf

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Sleep-smoking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
I accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.

Website 4 the day:
Cats are liquid:
https://www.boredpanda.com/cats-are-liquids/

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Money vs. happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Solving a humongous Rubik's cube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJtLb_rPVg

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Failure is a fertilizer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Philosophy 
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
-- Denis Waitley

Website 4 the day:
Calculators for construction, woodworkers, etc.:
https://www.blocklayer.com/

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French food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
3D printed lock pick gun:
https://hackaday.com/2019/07/17/3d-printed-snap-gun-for-automatic-lock-picking/

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Common elements

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison

Website 4 the day:
World's most relaxing song:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jordanpassman/2016/11/23/the-worlds-most-relaxing-song/#7b895e8b2053

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Money's worth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
-- Jackie Mason

Website 4 the day:
Free JavaScript books:
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/cf50qu/you_dont_know_javascript_but_you_could_for_free/

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Volume of news

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfield

Website 4 the day:
Dress for space:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2019/business/immersive-space-suits-history-fashion-and-function/?utm_term=.cbade8bdb56c

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