Browsing Archive: January, 2019

Salt water fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Humor 
Fish live in salt water because they sneeze in pepper water.

Website 4 the day:
Map of anonymous Wikipedia edits:
http://www.lkozma.net/wpv/index.html

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Not too long

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Humor 
If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Short films:
http://sheepfilms.co.uk/category/shortfilms/

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Expiration dates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Humor 
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Find stigmatized properties:
https://www.housecreep.com/

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Fail again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
-- Samuel Beckett

Website 4 the day:
Perfectly timed photos:
http://perfectlytimedphotos.com

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My own world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
-- Lauren Myracle

Website 4 the day:
Kim Jong-Il looks at things:
https://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

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What you need in life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
In life you need either inspiration or desperation.
-- Tony Robbins

Website 4 the day:
Thinking about your partner can lower blood pressure:
https://uanews.arizona.edu/story/having-partner-present-or-mind-may-keep-blood-pressure-down

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Every noble work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Every noble work is at first impossible.
-- Thomas Carlyle

Website 4 the day:
Learn to program for free:
https://www.sololearn.com/

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Would give my right arm

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Humor 
I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

Website 4 the day:
Shake your head to see an image:
https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/latest-viral-optical-illusion-has-you-shaking-your-head-to-see-hidden-image/

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Shopping for happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Humor 
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
-- Gertrude Stein

Website 4 the day:
How much of the internet is fake?
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/12/how-much-of-the-internet-is-fake.html

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Write a novel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Humor 
I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Public safety streams:
https://www.broadcastify.com/

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The digital camera

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Where can I watch a movie?
https://www.justwatch.com/us

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Today is ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
-- Dale Carnegie 

Website 4 the day:
Private, encrypted file sharing:
https://send.firefox.com/

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Without laughter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Philosophy 
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
-- Charlie Chaplin

Website 4 the day:
Make a bootable USB:
https://rufus.ie/

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Be who you are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
-- Bernard Baruch

Website 4 the day:
Amazon giveaways and discounts:
https://www.amazon.com/ga/giveaways?pageId=1

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A thirteenth floor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but publishers aren't afraid of Chapter 11?

Website 4 the day:
Cat history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsj-hDW9bS8

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Jury duty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
I have never served on a jury because I am usually the accused.
-- Robert Pinske

Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://www.imdb.com/freedive/

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Eating and intelligence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
I won't eat any form of intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive.
-- Marty Feldman

Website 4 the day:
Recover lost photos and videos:
https://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/PhotoRec

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Cooking tip

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Cooking tip: wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
-- Nicole Hollander

Website 4 the day:
Recover lost data:
https://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk

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Live by yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits disappear.
-- Merrill Markoe

Website 4 the day:
Find similar songs:
http://moretrackslikethis.com/

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Cowardice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Cowardice is often based on good information.
-- Peter Ustinov

Website 4 the day:
Google's last result:
https://feelingunlucky.today/

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Go to school

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
Unroll toilet paper with your mouse wheel:
http://papertoilet.com/

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Selling my vacuum

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust.

Website 4 the day:
Motivation game-style:
https://lvluplife.com/

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John Madden

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
John Madden is a man who didn't let success go to his clothes.
-- Mike Ditka

Website 4 the day:
If the moon was one pixel:
http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html

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Success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Success is a great deodorant.
-- Elizabeth Taylor

Website 4 the day:
Why time flies faster as you age:
https://qz.com/1516804/physics-explains-why-time-passes-faster-as-you-age/

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Singer from Rhode Island

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
I first billed myself as a signer from Rhode Island, an act of Providence.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Memory games:
http://www.memozor.com/memory-game-online-free

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A dental plan

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
I finally have a dental plan. I chew on the other side.
-- Janine Ditullio

Website 4 the day:
MP3 to text:
https://www.ofoct.com/audio-converter/audio-to-text.html

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Tearing out your hair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Philosophy 
It is foolish to tear out one's hair in grief, as though sorrow is less with baldness.
-- Cicero

Website 4 the day:
Cut/paste emojis:
https://www.emojicopy.com/

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No conversation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Philosophy 
There is no such thing as conversation. There are intersecting monologues.
-- Rebecca West

Website 4 the day:
Find a tutorial:
https://2uts.com/

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Is it a missle?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Humor 
Is it still called a "missile" if it hits the target?

Website 4 the day:
Create a logo:
https://logomaker.thehoth.com/

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Humour's secret source

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free Javascript course:
https://watchandcode.com/p/practical-javascript

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No girlfriend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Web app development community:
https://glitch.com/

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Ineffective workers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Private search engine:
https://news.google.com/newspapers

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Learn something every day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Newspaper archive:
https://news.google.com/newspapers

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Only as good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Philosophy 
You’re only as good as your last haircut.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Point and kill for Windows:
https://bitbucket.org/sta-ger/win-xkill/downloads/

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Ruination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Humor 
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
How funny are words?
https://link.springer.com/article/10.3758/s13428-017-0930-6

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