Browsing Archive: July, 2020

Dogs chasing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. That's absurd, my dogs don't even own bikes.

Website 4 the day:
The secret door:
http://ww3.safestyle-windows.co.uk/the-secret-door/

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An empty stomach

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
How animals eat their food:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=qnydFmqHuVo

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Grow yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Is my computer on fire:
http://www.ismycomputeronfire.com/

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Safe with me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn’t even listening.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Chewing gum prank:
https://www.stick-of-gum.com/

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What are you doing?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration.
-- Robert Bresson

Website 4 the day:
Roomba quest:
https://st33d.itch.io/roomba-quest

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Settling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
-- Maureen Dowd

Website 4 the day:
:Screen-play:
http://www.rememberspook.com/#

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Enlightenment

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
-- Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes

Website 4 the day:
Innovation videos:
https://www.tis.tv/

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Replaced our bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

Website 4 the day:
Wasting time:
https://iwastesomuchtime.com/

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Wine, beer, and water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Stories by the National Geographic photographers:
http://thephotosociety.org/

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Opportunity vs. doors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
-- Kyle Chandler

Website 4 the day:
Free ebooks:
https://www.onread.com/

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Paths vs. trails

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Website 4 the day:
How much caffeine is safe?
https://www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caffeine/

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The journey

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The journey, not the arrival, matters.
T. S. Eliot

Website 4 the day:
Fantasy creatures:
https://fruitbatphoenix.com/

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Ineffectively small

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
-- Dalai Lama

Website 4 the day:
Making Hostess snack cakes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=VC601rjqdjY

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Saturn's rings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
-- Mark Russell

Website 4 the day:
Are you rich?
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/08/01/upshot/are-you-rich.html

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Calf crossing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side.

Website 4 the day:
Facebook ad library:
https://www.facebook.com/ads/library/

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Door holding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Lego prosthetic arm:
https://www.cnn.com/videos/style/2020/07/17/great-big-story-lego-prosthetic-arm-gbs.great-big-story

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Eating a horse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go ‘you know, I’m not as hungry as thought I was’?
-- Tim Vinel

Website 4 the day:
Jigsaw from your photo:
http://www.jigzone.com/

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The backache of love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Hidden smartphone codes:
https://www.rd.com/list/hidden-smartphone-codes-you-should-start-using/

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Looking back

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
-- Marie Osmond

Website 4 the day:
Invisible Windows folders:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/create-invisible-folders-windows/

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Experience

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Curated list of starutup venture capitalists:
https://techcrunch.com/the-techcrunch-list/

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A thin line

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Philosophy 
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Quackwatch:
https://quackwatch.org/

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Not a harp

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I went to a costume party and the host asked what I came as. I told him that I was a harp and he said that I was too small to be a harp. He called me a lyre!

Website 4 the day:
Amazing cakes:
https://time.com/5865483/croc-cake/

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Refuse to answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. 
-- Douglas Adams 

Website 4 the day:
F22 flight controls: 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Evhrk5tY-Yo#

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Trouble at the door

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Covid event planning risk:
https://covid19risk.biosci.gatech.edu/

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Harder than an atom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
SSD failures:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/5-warning-signs-ssd-break-fail/

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Avoid popularity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Avoid popularity if you would have peace.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Networked multiple monitors:
https://spacedesk.net/

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Not crazy about reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Text-based window manager:
https://www.byobu.org/home

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My own little world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
-- Lauren Myracle

Website 4 the day:
Terminus SSH client:
https://termius.com/

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Slow guy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I know a guy who is so slow, it takes him a half-hour to eat a three-minute egg.

Website 4 the day:
Walking car: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=6PpuNENmmBU

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2 common elements

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison

Website 4 the day:
Bad day fails:
 https://www.boredpanda.com/bad-day-fails/

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Following my dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Scalable recipes: 
https://theskullery.net/

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Don’t gobblefunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
-- Roald Dahl

Website 4 the day:
Jewelry that reminds you to not touch your face:  
https://www.engadget.com/nasa-coronavirus-covid-19-necklace-jpl-stop-touching-your-face-194312229.htm 

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Who laughs last

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.
-- Charles de Gaulle

Website 4 the day:
Riding on the moon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTQ-SmeLTl8

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Being in shape

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
American healthcare failure: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=al8OrbSAO0s

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The chief cause

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Making paper cups: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=3vboPdSjjAo

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Amish vehicles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Amish vehicles are real grass-guzzlers.

Website 4 the day:
Medieval cat paintings explained: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch&v=1HzpBaIiVsw

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Forgive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
196h Century European maps: 
https://mapire.eu/en/

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So painful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is so painful to the human mind as a great and sudden change.
-- Mary Shelley

Website 4 the day:
UFO sitings:
https://ufostalker.com/

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The longest distance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Time is the longest distance between two places.
-- Tennessee Williams

Website 4 the day:
Meteor shower calendar: 
https://www.amsmeteors.org/meteor-showers/meteor-shower-calendar/

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Too tired

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I'm too tired to hate.
-- Alton Brown

Website 4 the day:
Cats help you live longer:
https://www.upworthy.com/4-brilliant-ways-cats-are-secretly-helping-their-owners-live-healthier-lives

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Deserve respect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
I deserve respect for the things I did not do.
-- Dan Quayle

Website 4 the day:
Keyboard fruit ninja:
https://flavourmachine.com/fruit/

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Bitterest miseries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Of all men's miseries the bitterest it this: to know so much and to have control over nothing.
-- Herodotus

Website 4 the day:
Free search of public records:
https://www.brbpublications.com/freeresources/Pubrecsites.aspx

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Odorless perfume

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Odorless perfume is non-scents.

Website 4 the day:
Fakje vintage ads:
https://cheezburger.com/11786757/fake-vintage-ads-that-bring-the-absurdity

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Party with my characters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn’t show up.
-- Dr Seuss

Website 4 the day:
Cubified animals:
https://cheezburger.com/11758341/digital-artist-transforms-animal-photos-into-cubes

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Nature's way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Photorealistic images with transparent backgrounds: 
http://www.pngplay.com/

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The Dead Sea of my boyhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Explore the Last Supper:
https://artsandculture.google.com/story/explore-the-last-supper/sAKCB2AzvHUmKQ

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Fond of children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I am fond of children - except boys.
-- Lewis Carroll

Website 4 the day:
Game to help depression: 
https://www.media.mit.edu/projects/guardians/overview/

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Call me ugly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Build your own historic tale:
https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

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Aggressive toilets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn’t until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
-- Ryan Reynolds

Website 4 the day:
Anti-pest plants for your yard:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/list/11-pest-control-plants-you-need-in-your-yard/

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Alcohol and literature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.

Website 4 the day:
Overflowin' Catbox Blues:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO3d1_ECZ2o 

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Mondays are fine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Identify birds by their song:
https://birdnet.cornell.edu/

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Terrible things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them
Louis C. K.

Website 4 the day:
Be happy:
https://happy.goodnightjournal.com/

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TV and weather

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Television is very much like the weather: Much can be said of it, but very damn little can be done about it.
-- Rod Serling

Website 4 the day:
Epub to Mobi converter:
https://www.epubconverter.com/epub-to-mobi-converter/

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Behind every great man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Neil Young juke box:
https://neilyoungarchives.com/drawer?position=74.77704862863874

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Breakfast at any time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Python library to build data apps:
https://www.streamlit.io/

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The day you grow up

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
-- Ethel Barrymore

Website 4 the day:
Free SSL certificate:
https://zerossl.com/

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Geology rocks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!

Website 4 the day:
Lego French toast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=BJkkIoni8_I

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Triumph of imagination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Make pop-up cards:
https://peterdahmen.de/category/anleitungen/

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Ineffective workers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Talking to children about internet issues:
https://www.keepitrealonline.govt.nz/

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Facts first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Sheep-herding raccoon:
https://digg.com/2020/baby-raccoon-herds-sheep

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Get results

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
You don't get results by focusing on results. You get results by focusing on the actions that produce results.
-- Mike Hawkins

Website 4 the day:
100,000 generated faces:
https://mkorostoff.github.io/hundred-thousand-faces/

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Silence!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Silence is a source of great strength.
-- Lao Tzu

Website 4 the day:
Anonymize protesters' faces:
https://everestpipkin.github.io/image-scrubber/

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So clever

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.
-- Rumi

Website 4 the day:
Faces from drawings:
http://geometrylearning.com/DeepFaceDrawing/

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I was fired

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, In : Humor 
I was fired from the cardboard container company because I kept thinking outside the box.

Website 4 the day:
Cat songs:
https://youtu.be/xO3d1_ECZ2o

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A mind to be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Most folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
German tap water brought to Evian:
https://digg.com/video/german-tap-water-comes-to-evian

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Artist children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.
-- Pablo Picasso

Website 4 the day:
Edit videos:
https://www.openshot.org/

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Netflix's competition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Netflix's biggest competitor is sleep.
-- Reed Hastings

Website 4 the day:
Realistic Santa Claus:
https://cheezburger.com/103373057/a-way-too-realistic-santa-clause-drawn-in-ms-paint

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A lousy poem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You have created something.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Windows USB driver installer:
https://zadig.akeo.ie/

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