Browsing Archive: October, 2020

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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
librarian -> bookkeeper
referee -> game warden
dairyman -> cowboy.

Website 4 the day:
Stellar origin periodic table:
https://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pub/242813.php

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Very lucrative

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Philosophy 
In the world of big corporations, there's nothing more lucrative than to be fired well.
-- Calvin Trillin

Website 4 the day:
Slave voyages:
https://www.slavevoyages.org/

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What is a neighborhood?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
A neighborhood is a residential area that is changing for the worse.
-- John Ciardi

Website 4 the day:
Code search:
https://searchcode.com/

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Women and children first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
The only reason they say, "Women and children first," is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
-- Judy Allen

Website 4 the day:
3D search:
https://thangs.com/

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Traveling companions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.
-- Art Buchwald

Website 4 the day:
Decluttered search:
https://www.yippy.com/

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Life without music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Without music, life would be a mistake.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Accelerate Python for scientific computing:
https://numba.pydata.org/

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Quit acting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Quitting acting is a sign of maturity.
-- Marlon Brando

Website 4 the day:
Collaborative search:
http://searchteam.com/

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Grass without rain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
Two blades of grass were discussing the lack of rain, when one finally said "Guess, we'll have to make dew."  

Website 4 the day:
NASA's images:
https://images.nasa.gov/

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Practical religion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.
-- Betsy Salkind

Website 4 the day:
Search with images of found sites:
https://peekier.com/

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Boring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Bores bore each other, too, but it never seems to teach them anything.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Search engine with privacy:
https://www.qwant.com/

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Worst asthma

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Asthma bothers me if I'm around dogs or cigars. The worst are dogs smoking cigars.
-- Steve Allen

Website 4 the day:
Free WordPress hosting for a year (cheap after that):
https://youtu.be/cG9kv5-5bPI

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Just sugar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Cotton candy is just sugar made to look like insulation.
-- Mike Birbiglia

Website 4 the day:
Fast Python:
https://doc.pypy.org/en/latest/index.html

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Really bad cooking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
My cooking is so bad I have an oven that flushes.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Free VPN for a year:
https://youtu.be/m-i2JBtG4FE

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Adopted?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I asked my mother if I was adopted and she said, "Not yet, but we've placed an ad."
-- Dana Snow

Website 4 the day:
Flood a scammer:
https://scammerblaster.com/

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A blind date

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I had a blind date with a woman who carried a taser in her purse. She was stunning.

Website 4 the day:
Robots come in peace, written by AI: 
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/sep/08/robot-wrote-this-article-gpt-3

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Sundials and stopped clocks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
A stopped clock is right twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at night.
-- John Hodgman

Website 4 the day:
Mirror screens wirelessly:
https://letsview.com/

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Conquering Asia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Philosophy 
Genghis Khan conquered Asia with an army only half the size of New York City's civil service.
- Emmanuel Savas

Website 4 the day:
Defecation education:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=0Jjr21lFLCY

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Powerful men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Philosophy 
All men with power ought to be mistrusted.
-- Jame Madison

Website 4 the day:
Free software:
https://www.ilovefreesoftware.com/

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Humans can't do this

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
One thing computers can do that humans can't is sit in a sealed box for months.
-- Jack Handey

Website 4 the day:
Tight squeezes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdwOsSPvq9g

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Holding people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Philosophy 
It's useless to hold people to anything they say while they're in love, drunk, or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine

Website 4 the day:
Detailed cell phone specs: 
https://www.gsmarena.com/

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Boring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
A bore is a person who talks when you want him to listen.

-- Ambrose Bierce

Website 4 the day:
AI boosts frames per second: 
https://sites.google.com/view/wenbobao/dain

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Your first child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
After your first child, your role in life will be apparent.

Website 4 the day:
Battery race:
https://youtu.be/7jqImhd8Ggc

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