Browsing Archive: January, 2021

What to call a used car salesman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
A used auto salesman can also be called a car-deal-ologist. 

Website 4 the day:
Become a cartoon:

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The trouble with some women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
-- Cher

Website 4 the day:
$1.50 logic analyzer: 
http://www.ganssle.com/tem/tem411.html#article2

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Marxist and Fascist similarity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
-- Lee Grant

Website 4 the day:
Quantum mechanics, explained:
https://www.sciencealert.com/17-year-old-wins-global-science-prize-for-brilliant-explainer-on-quantum-mechanics

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A self-made man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
-- Henry Clapp

Website 4 the day:
Internet link problem reports: 
https://downdetector.com/

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Compressing words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Link and information manager for Chrome browser: 
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/braintool/fialfmcgpibjgdoeodaondepigiiddio

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I know a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Very short movie summaries: Log file explorer: http://glogg.bonnefon.org/
http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/

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The road to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
-- Will Rogers 

Website 4 the day:
Mars Perseverance rover landing trailer: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpISn-B6VA0

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Adam and Eve were first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Adam and Eve were the first to ignore apple's terms and conditions.

Website 4 the day:
The science of funny:
https://digg.com/video/heres-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world-according-to-science

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Successful women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
-- Stephanie Piro

Website 4 the day:
Create Venn diagrams:
https://www.visme.co/venn-diagram-maker/

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Life in Lubbock

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love.
-- Butch Hancock

Website 4 the day:
Personality quiz:
https://www.16personalities.com/

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Acts of God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
The only people who still call hurricanes acts of God are the people who write insurance forms.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Haiku generator:
https://www.nsahaiku.net/

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Reincarnation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
-- Shane Richie

Website 4 the day:
The Oregon Trail:
https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_The_1990

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Instant gratification

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Instant gratification takes too long. 
-- Carrie Fisher

Website 4 the day:
Kitten cam:
https://explore.org/livecams/cats/kitten-rescue-cam

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Living in the past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper. 
-- Matt Wohlfarth

Website 4 the day:
Miniature animal sculptures:
https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/07/fanni-sandor-miniature-animals/

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One flower to another

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
One flower's stamen said to another's pistil "I like your style!".

Website 4 the day:
Penny helicopter:
https://www.airplanesandrockets.com/helicopters/penni-helicopter-jan-1970-aam.htm

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Best with coffee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.
-- Henry Rollins

Website 4 the day:
Third generation glitter bomb:
https://digg.com/video/glitter-bomb-porch-pirate

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Income source

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Filling out a credit card application, my friend came upon this question: ‘What is your source of income?’ She wrote: ‘ATM.
-- Michael Mcrae

Website 4 the day:
Will robots take your job?
https://willrobotstakemyjob.com/

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Where's the homework?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, ‘It’s still in my pencil.
-- Larry Timmons

Website 4 the day:
Open source programming IDE:
https://codelite.org/

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Do it all over again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I asked my brother-in-law, the father of four boys, ‘If you had it to do all over again, would you still have kids?’ ‘Yes,’ he said. ‘Just not these four.
-- Sheila Lee

Website 4 the day:
Windows console emulator:
https://cmder.net/

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Harder on a relationship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years or sharing an iPhone charger for one day.
-- Rhea Butcher

Website 4 the day:
Set up Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 (WSL2) after WSL is installed:
https://www.windowscentral.com/how-install-wsl2-windows-10

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Never at lunch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Set up Windows Subsystem for Linux (WSL):
https://www.windowscentral.com/install-windows-subsystem-linux-windows-10

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Formula for ice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
If the chemical formula for water is H2O, is the formula for ice (H2O)3?

Website 4 the day:
The world's first math mistake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVs6wF7nC4

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Normal is an illusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
-- Charles Addams

Website 4 the day:
Free Machine Learning course:
https://www.coursera.org/learn/machine-learning

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Rock bottom

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you realize that you're standing on another trap door.
-- Marisha Pessl

Website 4 the day:
Real-time Bitcoin monitor:
https://blocks.wizb.it/

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The devil you know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Even the devil was an angel once.
-- M. Robinson

Website 4 the day:
Extremely buggy web app with 100 vulnerabilities:
http://www.itsecgames.com/

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Coffiee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais

Website 4 the day:
Interactive cybersecurity platform:
https://defendtheweb.net/

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Furniture salesman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
-- Les Dawson

Website 4 the day:
Learn hacking from Google:
https://google-gruyere.appspot.com/

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Not superstitious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
-- Steve Carrell

Website 4 the day:
Windows 10 Powertoys:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/windows-10-powertoys/

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