Browsing Archive: November, 2021

Speedbump fear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Humor 
I have a fear of a speedbump by my home. But I'm slowly getting over it.

Website 4 the day:
Find hidden cameras with your phone: 
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/use-smartphone-detect-hidden-surveillance-cameras/

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Too drunk to drive

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Humor 
How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.
-- Kevin Hart

Website 4 the day:
Read without distractions:
https://outline.com/

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Black holes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Black Holes are where God divided by zero.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Reddit alternative: 
https://teddit.net/

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Power corrupts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Humor 
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
-- Diana Wynne JonesBlack Holes are where God divided by zero

Website 4 the day:
Internet slang:
https://7esl.com/internet-slang/

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A coward

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Philosophy 
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman

Website 4 the day:
Morning messages to help stop misinformation:
https://bettermorningmessages.com/

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Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Happiness equals reality minus expectations.
-- Tom Magliozzi

Website 4 the day:
Windows anti-spy tool:
https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10

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Perfume as art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 29, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Perfume is the art that makes memory speak.
-- Francis Kurkdjian

Website 4 the day:
Make a sign:
https://observatory.db.erau.edu/generators/signs/

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Burger vs. steak

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
A burger has less energy than a steak because it’s in its ground state.

Website 4 the day:
Claim this bird:
https://www.windowsfx.org/

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No shrink in Hollywood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Beautiful noise:
https://mynoise.net/

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Envy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous.
-- Benson Bruno

Website 4 the day:
Graph visualization:
https://www.graphviz.org/

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Age anxious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Online diagram maker:
https://app.diagrams.net/

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Getting older

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
-- Tracey Ullman

Website 4 the day:
Preserved ghost towns:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/lists/americas-best-preserved-ghost-towns

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Money talks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
-- Jill Shalvis

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning in Python:
https://scikit-learn.org/stable/

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The show goes on

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.
-- Lorne Michaels

Website 4 the day:
California Covid-19 online vaccine record:
https://myvaccinerecord.cdph.ca.gov/

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Roof's cost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I complained to my builder about the cost of my roof. I thought it was on the house.

Website 4 the day:
HTML to PDF: 
https://wkhtmltopdf.org/

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What is a quote?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
What is a quote? A quote (cognate with quota) is a cut, a section, a slice of someone's orange. You suck the slice, toss the rind, skate away.
-- Anne Carson

Website 4 the day:
Send files:
https://send-anywhere.com/

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Lead a horse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.
-- Cuthbert Soup

Website 4 the day:
Planetary ages:
https://www.kamogo.com/2

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Appallingly clear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
What year you are in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjypvmPeGV8

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Make more mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
-- Mitch Radcliffe

Website 4 the day:
Run Linux in your browser:
https://bellard.org/jslinux/

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Hard to admit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.
-- Sean Cove

Website 4 the day:
Web-based free Photoshop alternative:
https://www.photopea.com/

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New skylight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious!
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Automated web testing:
https://portswigger.net/burp/communitydownload

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Accident with Vicks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
A truck loaded with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway. There was no congestion for eight hours.

Website 4 the day:
Search faces:
http://www.pictriev.com/

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I had a dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.
-- Amy Summers

Website 4 the day:
Koko couldn't talk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7wFotDKEF4

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Socks and donut holes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Have you guys ever thought about the fact that socks are like the donut holes of underpants?
-- Travis McElroy

Website 4 the day:
Spy on military bases from space:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/research/a37014065/how-to-spy-on-military-bases-use-satellite-imagery

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Why dusting?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
“Why is it that when you wipe up dust it's called dusting but when you wipe up a spill it's not called spilling?”
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Free New Zealand SMS: 
https://temp-sms.org/

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Would like a kid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.
-- Damien Fahey

Website 4 the day:
Find info of those who click on a link:
https://grabify.link/

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Money can't buy health

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
-- Dorothy Parker

Website 4 the day:
Free undergraduate and advanced degrees:
https://aui.me/

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Be proud!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.
-- Harper Lee

Website 4 the day:
How to get an EDU email:
https://www.saveourschoolsmarch.org/faqs/how-to-get-an-edu-email-address/

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Model making

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I built a model of Mount Everest, and my son asked, 'Is it to scale?' I replied, 'No…it’s to look at.

Website 4 the day:
End harassment:
https://www.ihollaback.org/

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Breakthrough beginnings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Do you know where your breakthrough begins? Your breakthrough begins where your excuses ends.
-- Patience Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Chatting with the departed: 
https://www.sfchronicle.com/projects/2021/jessica-simulation-artificial-intelligence

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Cucumber and pickle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Hacking autonomous cars:
https://hackernoon.com/how-to-hack-self-driving-cars-vulnerabilities-in-autonomous-vehicles-jh3r37cz

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Truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
We have truth in order not to die of art.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Online OCR:
https://www.i2ocr.com/

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Blessed is he

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
-- Alexander Pope

Website 4 the day:
Remove image backgrounds:
https://www.remove.bg/

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Jewelry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles.
-- Sarah Phillips

Website 4 the day:
Better headlines:
https://coschedule.com/headline-studio

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Never lie

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Philosophy 
I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
-- Mark Wahlberg

Website 4 the day:
Find software alternatives:
https://alternativeto.net/

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