Browsing Archive: February, 2022

Recipe for a chuckle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Humor 
If you boil a funny bone you get a laughing stock.

Website 4 the day:
Game rules:
https://gamerules.com/

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Comedians don't laugh

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
-- James Lipton

Website 4 the day:
Writing an elevator pitch:
https://www.scienceofpeople.com/elevator-pitch/

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That joke was rich

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Humor 
A rich man's joke is always funny.
-- Thomas Edward Brown

Website 4 the day:
Coupons on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Coupons

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Sorry circumstances

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Humor 
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
-- Norman Wisdom

Website 4 the day:
Mythbusters for the impatient:
https://www.youtube.com/c/MythbustersImpatient

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Every dogman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 3, 2022, In : Humor 
Every dogman has its day.
-- Anthony Burgess

Website 4 the day:
Independent search engine:
https://www.mojeek.com/

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A handsome woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.
-- J. B. Priestley

Website 4 the day:
Literature clock:
https://literature-clock.jenevoldsen.com/

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Well informed men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Website 4 the day:
Mickey Mouse in Viet Nam (1960's short):
https://youtu.be/JOiKgrSUWWk

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Writing a book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an oughtobiography.

Website 4 the day:
AI breaks NES Tetris: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_KY_EwZEVA

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Sunburned locations

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
How DuPont poisoned the world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pW2ATrDnA8

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Live my life over

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Create virtual machines fast:
https://itsfoss.com/quickgui/

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A stationery store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I saw a stationery store move.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Dementia test:
https://wexnermedical.osu.edu/brain-spine-neuro/memory-disorders/sage#SAGETest

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Executive ability

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.
-- Earl Nightingale

Website 4 the day:
Robot comedian:
https://zed.cam/

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In the army

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Logos, logos, logos:
https://1000logos.net/

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Yield to temptation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Yield to temptation. I may not pass your way again.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Useful Windows CMD tools:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/20-run-commands-windows

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Hiding elephants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Why do you never see elephants hiding behind trees? They’re so good at it.

Website 4 the day:
Statue of Liberty's torch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ybKILVz2Xc

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Rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?
-- Leo Durocher

Website 4 the day:
Machine ethics demo:
https://delphi.allenai.org/

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Leading to Congress

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Biking on a wind turbine blade:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR4maEf-eCY

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Window shopping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
-- Tommy Cooper

Website 4 the day:
What time is it at:
https://timezone.fyi/

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Unique marriage license

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022,
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern.
-- Mickey Rooney

Website 4 the day:
Remove photo objects:
https://cleanup.pictures/

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The nature of work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.
-- Michel Tournier

Website 4 the day:
Best pitch decks for startups:
https://slidebean.com/blog/best-pitch-deck-templates-for-startups

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Love changes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
-- Lemony Snicket

Website 4 the day:
Top websites:
https://www.semrush.com/website/top

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Clover and ivy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I mixed a four-leaf clover with poison ivy and got a rash of good luck.

Website 4 the day:
Inventors whose inventions killed them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4LhsiI0L9g

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Toaster avoidance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
Never put a sock in a toaster.
-- Eddie Izzard

Website 4 the day:
Toxic sites in the US:
https://projects.propublica.org/toxmap/

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Growing up with siblings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.
-- Robert Brault

Website 4 the day:
The can opener bridge:
https://11foot8.com/

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Less like an adult

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
I like to think of myself less like ‘an adult’ and more like a ‘former fetus.’.
-- Anna Kendrick

Website 4 the day:
Loop a Youtube video:
youtuberepeater.com

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Management

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Philosophy 
Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
-- Peter Drucker

Website 4 the day:
Bypass Youtube age restrictions:
https://nsfwyoutube.com/

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Getting old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Mix two Youtube videos:
https://youtube-dj.com/

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Love is the answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 2, 2022, In : Humor 
If love is the answer, can you please rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
Make and sell NFTs:
https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-make-sell-nft-art

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