Sign on a broken perfume bottle, "Out of odor".

Website 4 the Day:
A guy goes into the doctor's office and claims that his body hurts wherever he touches it. To demonstrate, he pushes on his left knee and screams in pain. Then pushes on his elbow and screams in even more. Everywhere he touched made him scream.

The doctor responded: "Your body is OK, your finger is broken."

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