Showing category "Humor" (Show all posts)

Burger vs. steak

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
A burger has less energy than a steak because it’s in its ground state.

Website 4 the day:
Claim this bird:
https://www.windowsfx.org/

Continue reading ...
 

No shrink in Hollywood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Beautiful noise:
https://mynoise.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Age anxious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Online diagram maker:
https://app.diagrams.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Getting older

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
-- Tracey Ullman

Website 4 the day:
Preserved ghost towns:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/lists/americas-best-preserved-ghost-towns

Continue reading ...
 

Money talks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.
-- Jill Shalvis

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning in Python:
https://scikit-learn.org/stable/

Continue reading ...
 

Roof's cost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I complained to my builder about the cost of my roof. I thought it was on the house.

Website 4 the day:
HTML to PDF: 
https://wkhtmltopdf.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Lead a horse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.
-- Cuthbert Soup

Website 4 the day:
Planetary ages:
https://www.kamogo.com/2

Continue reading ...
 

Make more mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
-- Mitch Radcliffe

Website 4 the day:
Run Linux in your browser:
https://bellard.org/jslinux/

Continue reading ...
 

Hard to admit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.
-- Sean Cove

Website 4 the day:
Web-based free Photoshop alternative:
https://www.photopea.com/

Continue reading ...
 

New skylight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious!
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Automated web testing:
https://portswigger.net/burp/communitydownload

Continue reading ...
 

Accident with Vicks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
A truck loaded with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway. There was no congestion for eight hours.

Website 4 the day:
Search faces:
http://www.pictriev.com/

Continue reading ...
 

I had a dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.
-- Amy Summers

Website 4 the day:
Koko couldn't talk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7wFotDKEF4

Continue reading ...
 

Socks and donut holes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Have you guys ever thought about the fact that socks are like the donut holes of underpants?
-- Travis McElroy

Website 4 the day:
Spy on military bases from space:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/research/a37014065/how-to-spy-on-military-bases-use-satellite-imagery

Continue reading ...
 

Why dusting?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
“Why is it that when you wipe up dust it's called dusting but when you wipe up a spill it's not called spilling?”
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Free New Zealand SMS: 
https://temp-sms.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Would like a kid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.
-- Damien Fahey

Website 4 the day:
Find info of those who click on a link:
https://grabify.link/

Continue reading ...
 

Money can't buy health

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
-- Dorothy Parker

Website 4 the day:
Free undergraduate and advanced degrees:
https://aui.me/

Continue reading ...
 

Be proud!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.
-- Harper Lee

Website 4 the day:
How to get an EDU email:
https://www.saveourschoolsmarch.org/faqs/how-to-get-an-edu-email-address/

Continue reading ...
 

Model making

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I built a model of Mount Everest, and my son asked, 'Is it to scale?' I replied, 'No…it’s to look at.

Website 4 the day:
End harassment:
https://www.ihollaback.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Cucumber and pickle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Hacking autonomous cars:
https://hackernoon.com/how-to-hack-self-driving-cars-vulnerabilities-in-autonomous-vehicles-jh3r37cz

Continue reading ...
 

Jewelry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles.
-- Sarah Phillips

Website 4 the day:
Better headlines:
https://coschedule.com/headline-studio

Continue reading ...
 

Humpty Dumpty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
The summer was bad for Humpty Dumpty.  But he had a great Fall.

Website 4 the day:
Jobs that no longer exist: 
https://www.popularmechanics.com/culture/g36177735/odd-obsolete-jobs/?slide=1

Continue reading ...
 

Eating elephants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat.,
-- Todd Stocker

Website 4 the day:
News from all parts of the political spectrum:
https://ground.news/

Continue reading ...
 

Listen to me!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
If everyone listened to me, the world would be a better place.
-- Aviva Moore

Website 4 the day:
Michelangelos' hidden drawings: 
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/michelangelos-hidden-drawings

Continue reading ...
 

The sport of laziness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
If being lazy was an Olympic sport, I would totally win the bronze.
-- Kevin Molesworth

Website 4 the day:
Ontological thoughts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXW-QjBsruE

Continue reading ...
 

Looking better naked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
Exercise makes you look better naked. So does Tequila. Your choice.
-- Charles Bukowski

Website 4 the day:
Housecat history:
https://getpocket.com/explore/item/a-brief-history-of-house-cats

Continue reading ...
 

The ship has sailed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
That ship has not only sailed but has been dry-docked and turned into a museum.
-- Bob Odenkirk

Website 4 the day:
HP calculator museum:
https://www.hpmuseum.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Good punch-lines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 29, 2021, In : Humor 
Every good punch-line comes from being punched.
-- Maureen Muldoon

Website 4 the day:
Free classic books:
https://www.planetebook.com/ebooks/

Continue reading ...
 

How kind you are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Humor 
No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder.

Website 4 the day:
Church of the Later Day Dude: 
https://dudeism.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A neck brace

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.

Website 4 the day:
Understand math:
https://betterexplained.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Can't win

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 28, 2021, In : Humor 
You can't win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.
-- Robert Killinger

Website 4 the day:
When 1 second stretched to an hour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2cZKQZ1XA

Continue reading ...
 

Seven days

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
-- Mort Walker

Website 4 the day:
OpenToonz animation software:
https://opentoonz.github.io/e/

Continue reading ...
 

Unmarried surgeon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
An unmarried transplant surgeon avoided dating due to his fear of rejection.

Website 4 the day:
Free audiobook summaries:
https://www.quickread.com/

Continue reading ...
 

To err is human

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
To err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane.
-- Lane Olinghouse

Website 4 the day:
Identify seals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUaNHA-WQWg

Continue reading ...
 

Laugh!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
-- J. M. Linsner

Website 4 the day:
How to learn electronics, programming, physics, and aeronautics: 
https://github.com/joaocarvalhoopen/Guides_Linux-Programming-Electronics-Aeronautics

Continue reading ...
 

Girlfriend moved to Siberia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
My girlfriend moved to Siberia. Now she seems cold and distant.

Website 4 the day:
Online Spirograph:
http://htmlspirograph.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Only as good

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 27, 2021, In : Humor 
You’re only as good as your last haircut.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Markdown editor:
https://dillinger.io/

Continue reading ...
 

Sins of deserts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is ok because the sin of pi is zero.

Website 4 the day:
Mac-and-cheese ice cream:
https://www.today.com/food/kraft-releases-mac-cheese-ice-cream-van-leeuwen-t225112

Continue reading ...
 

Housekeeping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.
-- Marcelene Cox

Website 4 the day:
Worst pandemic roommate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECxeA6OWpcA

Continue reading ...
 

Narrow-minded

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
He was so narrow-minded, he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Molly Ivins

Website 4 the day:
If educational videos were like music videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G025oxyWv0E

Continue reading ...
 

New firing range

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m thinking of opening a firing range where all the targets are shaped like computers with screens full of pop-up ads.
-- Dan Burt

Website 4 the day:
What is your food name?
https://www.playbuzz.com/mailib10/whats-your-food-nickname

Continue reading ...
 

Very privileged

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I never feel more privileged than when I get angry about website design.
-- Kelly Oxford

Website 4 the day:
Text web browser:
https://lynx.browser.org/

Continue reading ...
 

On the edge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
Being on the edge isn’t as safe, but the view is better.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Repairing iPhone's cracked back glass:
https://digg.com/video/watching-how-a-cracked-iphone-screens-back-glass-gets-restored

Continue reading ...
 

Two-year old vs. blender

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
A two-year old is kind of like a blender, but you don’t have any top for it.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Does society collapse this century?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3xw3x/new-research-vindicates-1972-mit-prediction-that-society-will-collapse-soon

Continue reading ...
 

Cheap hair piece

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I bought a hair piece at a yard sale for only $1. It was a small price toupee.

Website 4 the day:
Elephant translation:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-first-google-translate-for-elephants-debuts/

Continue reading ...
 

Learning from mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
-- Pakalu Papito

Website 4 the day:
Parametric 3D modeling:
https://openscad.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Daydreaming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 3, 2021, In : Humor 
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Chicken embryo developing in glass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOLy6J1Sorg

Continue reading ...
 

I was shocked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof

Website 4 the day: 
Unusual products:
https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/

Continue reading ...
 

It's hard doing nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.
-- Leslie Nielsen

Website 4 the day:
This night sky does not exist: 
https://arthurfindelair.com/thisnightskydoesnotexist/

Continue reading ...
 

How many lemons?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
How many lemons grow on a tree? All of them.

Website 4 the day:
This horse does not exist:
https://thishorsedoesnotexist.com/

Continue reading ...
 

I wish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
I wish we could become better strangers.
-- William Shakespeare

Website 4 the day:
These lyrics do not exist:
https://theselyricsdonotexist.com/

Continue reading ...
 

If you were the prize

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 1, 2021, In : Humor 
If you were the prize at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
-- Judge Judy

Website 4 the day:
This startup does not exist:
https://thisstartupdoesnotexist.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Resistance training

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I am trying resistance training.  I refuse to exercise. 

Website 4 the day:
Comic artwork tool:
https://medibangpaint.com/en/pc/

 


Continue reading ...
 

What the world needs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
Open source GUI prototyping tool:
https://pencil.evolus.vn/

Continue reading ...
 

Swiss army

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
-- Billy Connolly

Website 4 the day:
3D models:
https://thangs.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Suck at the trumpet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
If you suck at playing the trumpet, that is probably why.

Website 4 the day:
Ankle exoskeletons:
https://www.freethink.com/articles/ankle-exoskeleton

Continue reading ...
 

If you were an idiot

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
End of world countdown:
https://www.kamogo.com/21

Continue reading ...
 

Observing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
You can observe a lot by just watching.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Application security - community edition:
https://portswigger.net/burp/releases/professional-community-2021-4-3?requestededition=community

Continue reading ...
 

So ugly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Break glass:
https://www.breakstuffbayarea.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Defining middle age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
-- E. Joseph Cossman

Website 4 the day:
Send some snow:
https://www.breakstuffbayarea.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Six out of seven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Six of seven dwarves aren't Happy. 

Website 4 the day:
Capture MP3s from YouTube: 
https://ytmp3.cc/youtube-to-mp3/

Continue reading ...
 

Lost in thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Electric planes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj4PE9uATJA

Continue reading ...
 

Being wise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
-- Sam Levesnson

Website 4 the day:
No code web and mobile app development:
https://solutions.appsheet.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Horse money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
PDF Tools for Windows:
https://tools.pdf24.org/en/creator

Continue reading ...
 

Crying over an onion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Python for low-cost microcontrollers:
https://circuitpython.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Forced to live

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Balanced news:
https://www.allsides.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Autocorrect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Autocorrect is my own worst enema.

Website 4 the day:
Prisoners' inventions:
https://temporaryservices.org/served/projects-by-name/prisoners-inventions/

Continue reading ...
 

I wish I knew

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
-- Eubie Blake

Website 4 the day:
Library of mistakes:
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/podcast-library-of-mistakes

Continue reading ...
 

The trouble with jogging

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Classic movies:
https://www.classiccinemaonline.com/

Continue reading ...
 

When to start

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 

The time to begin most things is ten years ago.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
Follow a raindrop:
https://river-runner.samlearner.com/

Continue reading ...
 

It takes 20 years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
-- Helen Rowland

Website 4 the day:
Drama of metal forming:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEatTMQsGtg

Continue reading ...
 

When I was kidnapped

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Intuitive vector graphics editor:
https://boxy-svg.com/

Continue reading ...
 

The internet is great

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 2, 2021, In : Humor 
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can quote something and just totally make up the source.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Visualize mathematics:
https://www.imaginary.org/program/surfer

Continue reading ...
 

Three unwritten rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
The three unwritten rules of business:

Website 4 the day:
Tattoo ideas:
https://tattoo-ideas.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Stirred but not shaken

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m not confused, I’m just well mixed.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
Artificial inflation of climate news:
https://syntheticmessenger.labr.io/

Continue reading ...
 

Pie slicing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Documentaries:
https://www.documentarystorm.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Something for nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
When you get something for nothing, you just haven’t been billed for it yet.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Planning D Day:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/a15909/how-d-day-was-planned-1944

Continue reading ...
 

Single because ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m single because I was born that way.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
70+ Python projects:
https://www.theinsaneapp.com/2021/06/list-of-python-projects-with-source-code-and-tutorials.html

Continue reading ...
 

Tree identification

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
You can tell a tree is a dogwood tree by its bark.

Website 4 the day:
Slide rule simulators:
https://www.sliderules.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Support bacteria

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Spoof calls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBsh9cC3FH4

Continue reading ...
 

Why shoes?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
We only need to wear shoes because the British built roads which hurt our feet.
-- Anthony Burgess

Website 4 the day:
Weirdness of computers:
https://suricrasia.online/iceberg/

Continue reading ...
 

Keeping calm

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Scanner art:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2yTNVebKR4

Continue reading ...
 

Do you mind?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
First person look at the Capitol Riot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hszd21sQa0s

Continue reading ...
 

Something to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 16, 2021, In : Humor 
Just go up to somebody on the street and say, “You’re it!” and just run away.
-- Ellen Degeneres

Website 4 the day:
Google Docs templates:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/24-google-docs-templates-will-make-life-easier

Continue reading ...
 

ID theft

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
My friend David had his ID stolen. He is now just Dav.

Website 4 the day:
Internet radio station list:
https://www.internet-radio.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Working in a pet store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Lost English letters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJxKyh9e5_A

Continue reading ...
 

You're old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Have you been in a data breach?
https://monitor.firefox.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Behind every great man...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Create Windows shortcuts that don't ask UAC permissions:
https://www.tenforums.com/tutorials/57690-create-elevated-shortcut-without-uac-prompt-windows-10-a.html

Continue reading ...
 

Follow the masses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
Be careful when you blindly follow the Masses… Sometimes the ‘M’ is silent.
-- Leonardo DiCaprio

Website 4 the day:
Windows Image Viewer:
https://www.faststone.org/FSViewerDetail.htm

Continue reading ...
 

Talk is cheap?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 15, 2021, In : Humor 
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Selenium automated browser:
https://www.selenium.dev/

Continue reading ...
 

Dividing the Red Sea

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
Did Moses divide the Red Sea by using a sea-saw?

Website 4 the day:
Three famous burgers recreated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBEmFxdpQGI

Continue reading ...
 

Constantly smiling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
-- Laurell K. Hamilton

Website 4 the day:
Painting a "transparent" wall:
https://digg.com/video/graffiti-artist-shows-how-he-pulls-off-painting-a-transparent-wall

Continue reading ...
 

Grooming

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
If I were to start taking care of my grooming, I would no longer be my own self; so, the hell with it.
-- Albert Einstein

Website 4 the day:
Free open-source password manager:
https://www.passbolt.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Education

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Rocking a stuck roller coaster:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9qAnG-7OzU

Continue reading ...
 

Make an editor happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 8, 2021, In : Humor 
Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Glass breaking at 800,000 frames per second:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE7ug2okU-E

Continue reading ...
 

Be there or be square

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021, In : Humor 

"Be there or be square" means that you are not a-round.

Website 4 the day:
Inflate and animate a drawing: 
https://monstermash.zone/

Continue reading ...
 

Waking women in love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 29, 2021, In : Humor 
Don’t wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality. 
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Screen capture and video editing: 
https://www.movavi.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Adjective forms

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
Since the adjective of "metal" is "metallic" shouldn't the adjective of "iron" be "ironic"?

Website 4 the day:
Ash Kyd's website: 
https://ash.ms/vlog/

Continue reading ...
 

Wife's mood ring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When she's in a good mood it turns blue, but when she's in a bad mood there's a red mark across my forehead.
 -- Jeff Foxworthy  

Website 4 the day:
SQL injection penetration testing tool: 
https://sqlmap.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Valuable truth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession and therefore are economical in its use.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Live captioning on desktop Google Chrome: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/enable-live-captions-in-chrome-desktop

Continue reading ...
 

Down to earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.
-- Karl Lagerfeld

Website 4 the day:
Where to watch ducks: 
https://sickofthis.xyz/

Continue reading ...
 

Wetness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
How very wet this water is.
-- L. Frank Baum

Website 4 the day:
How long have you traveled: 
https://www.kamogo.com/14

Continue reading ...
 

Foolish money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
A fool and his money are soon partying. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Remove malware from Windows: 
https://www.windowscentral.com/how-remove-malware-using-microsoft-safety-scanner-windows-10

Continue reading ...
 

Pub walking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 22, 2021, In : Humor 
It only takes me minutes to walk to the pub and over a half-hour to go home. The difference is staggering.

Website 4 the day:
Free, secure email: 
https://www.mailpile.is/

Continue reading ...
 

The Interstate Highway System

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 21, 2021, In : Humor 
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.
-- Charles Kuralt

Website 4 the day:
Koko's final message: 
https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/lpypdt/kokos_final_message_to_humanity/

Continue reading ...
 

Worse than raining cats and dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 8, 2021, In : Humor 
I thought it was bad raining cats and dogs, but it got worse when hailing taxis.

Website 4 the day:
Intelligent flash cards:
 https://apps.ankiweb.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Bumping plates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021, In : Humor 
When one tectonic plate bumped into another it said "Sorry! My fault."

Website 4 the day:
DIY Big Mac: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgIfypeptJw

Continue reading ...
 

A good memory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021, In : Humor 
I distinctly remember forgetting that. 
-- Clara Barton

Website 4 the day:
AI or not AI?
https://tidiosurveys.typeform.com/to/Qhh2ILd0

Continue reading ...
 

Surprising cost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 2, 2021, In : Humor 
You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. 
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:
Odd programming languages: 
https://catseye.tc/article/Languages.md

Continue reading ...
 

A fitting title

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 
The purchasing manager for a medical department was given the title "buy-ologist."

Website 4 the day:
Read and write image metadata: 
https://exiftool.org/

Continue reading ...
 

It takes so long

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. 
--  Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
The recumbent bike: 
https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/a-complete-illustrated-history-of-the-recumbent-bicycle

Continue reading ...
 

Didn't go to college

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would have taken all my tests at a restaurant, because the customer is always right. 
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Cartoon skeletons: 
https://www.boredpanda.com/digital-art-photoshop-famous-cartoon-characters-anatomical-skeletons-luisrogeriop

Continue reading ...
 

Factory work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Omega Mart commercials: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGHxXw7Qcs8

Continue reading ...
 

Man of my word

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 28, 2021, In : Humor 
I am a man of my word, and that word is "unreliable." 
-- Demitri Martin

Website 4 the day:
What does Google know about you? 
https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/columnist/komando/2021/04/01/google-tracks-lot-data-you-heres-how-erase-it/4811047001/

Continue reading ...
 

Furniture calls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Humor 
The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand

Website 4 the day:
$1700 electric jeep: 
https://electrek.co/2021/01/30/awesomely-weird-alibaba-electric-vehicle-1500-electric-jeep/  

Continue reading ...
 

Broken grammar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 14, 2021, In : Humor 
The semicolon broke grammar laws and was given two consecutive sentences.

Website 4 the day:
Pass the salt: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nORRgU8sGdE

Continue reading ...
 

Napoleon's coat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021, In : Humor 
Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore, but he did have a hand in it.

Website 4 the day:
1891 American slang dictionary: 
https://archive.org/details/americanslangdic00maitiala/page/n5/mode/2up

Continue reading ...
 

Not all have brains

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 28, 2021, In : Humor 
The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.  
― Raheel Farooq

Website 4 the day:
Virtual lava lamp: 
http://www.slightlyinteresting.com/lavalamp/lava.asp

Continue reading ...
 

Beethoven would never succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021, In : Humor 
Everyone told Beethoven that he would never succeed in music, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?

Website 4 the day:
Online spirograph: 
https://nathanfriend.io/inspirograph/

Continue reading ...
 

Life and love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 27, 2021, In : Humor 
Life is one fool thing after another, whereas love is two fool things after each other. 
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Worm composting: 
https://digg.com/video/time-lapse-of-worms-composting-leaves-cardboard-and-paper-over-100-days

Continue reading ...
 

Become a trash collector

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
To become a trash collector you don't need much training. You just pick it up as you go along.

Website 4 the day:
Prank glitter bomb: 
https://pranksanonymous.com/product/glitter-bomb/

Continue reading ...
 

Someday

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Denise Brennan-Nelson

Website 4 the day:
Email aliases: 
https://polycred.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Luggage theft

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
I went on trial for stealing some luggage. It was a brief case.

Website 4 the day:
O RLY book cover generator: 
https://dev.to/rly

Continue reading ...
 

Like a sewer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Golf-Tip: 
https://1800golftip.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Short weekends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
The weekends are too short for sleep!
-- Bryant A. Loney

Website 4 the day:
13 psychology tricks: 
https://thelifehacker.org/2020/06/22/13-psychology-tricks-that-will-work-on-anybody/

Continue reading ...
 

Wherever Dad is

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.
-- Jack Whitehall

Website 4 the day:
The Greek Antikythera Mechanism: 
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-84310-w.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Afraid of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
My therapist says I’m afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would really cut into my sitting-around time.
-- Maria Bamford

Website 4 the day:
Who hates who? 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWX0bbGAd0k

Continue reading ...
 

Living within your means

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Nano vs. Bitcoin: 
https://medium.com/nanocurrency/nano-is-what-bitcoin-hoped-to-be-a84aecf46b74

Continue reading ...
 

The Los Angeles Angels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Does it disturb anyone else that ‘The Los Angeles Angels’ baseball team translates directly to ‘The The Angels Angels’?
-- Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
C extensions for Python: 
https://cython.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Winter fat gone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 

Finally, my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls.

Website 4 the day:
Official US Government website: 
https://www.usa.gov/

Continue reading ...
 

Sushi and plastic surgery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
-- Graham Norton

Website 4 the day:
Open access journals and articles: 
https://doaj.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Beautiful sunrises

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
-- Mindy Kaling

Website 4 the day:
Search the Dark Web: 
https://ahmia.fi/

Continue reading ...
 

Lack of communcation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Escape Zoom meetings: 
https://zoomescaper.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Other's paths

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Slap-cooking a chicken: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFhnnTWMgI

Continue reading ...
 

Start of shopping season

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, April 6, 2021, In : Humor 
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
Construct3 game maker: 
https://www.construct.net/en

Continue reading ...
 

Moses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Moses was a basket case.

Website 4 the day:
Create flowcharts: 
https://flowchart.fun/

Continue reading ...
 

Almost everything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
90 percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon  

Website 4 the day:
Interesting Engineering: 
https://interestingengineering.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Washington DC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John. F. Kennedy

Website 4 the day:
The Milky Way: 
https://astroanarchy.blogspot.com/2021/03/gigapixel-mosaic-of-milky-way-1250.html

Continue reading ...
 

Nice being a pessimist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.     
-- George Will

Website 4 the day:
Pick-up lines used by women: 
https://www.researchgate.net/profile/T-Joel-Wade/publication/337990989_Can_I_have_your_number_Men's_perceived_effectiveness_of_pick-up_lines_used_by_women/links/5df912ba299bf10bc3634656/Can-I-have-your-number-Mens-perceived-effectiveness-of-pick-up-lines-used-by-women.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Defamation of character

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character. 
-- Charles Brakley

Website 4 the day:
Turbo encabulator: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fjcJp_Nwvk

Continue reading ...
 

Marriage alternative

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house. 
-- Rod Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Retroencabulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW2LvQUcwqc

Continue reading ...
 

Don’t want a whole dessert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
'I don’t want a whole dessert; let’s just get two spoons.' - Former friends of mine
 -- Anna Kendrick  

Website 4 the day:
Lego Oreo cheesecake: 
https://digg.com/video/this-stop-motion-oreo-cheesecake-made-out-of-legos-looks-mouthwateringly-delicious

Continue reading ...
 

Dwarves and midgets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Dwarves and midgets have little in common.

Website 4 the day:
Hamster obstacle course:
https://digg.com/video/hamster-obstacle-course-video

Continue reading ...
 

Created 2 humans

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets.
-- John Kinnear

Website 4 the day:
Welcome to the River Styx:
https://riverstyx.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Yell at your kids

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.
-- Reese Witherspoon

Website 4 the day:
Time tracking: 
https://toggl.com/track/signup/

Continue reading ...
 

The younger generation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 26, 2021, In : Humor 
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it.
-- Haim Ginott

Website 4 the day:
Screw types: 
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582542.jpg

Continue reading ...
 

Middle age fright

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
-- Doris Day

Website 4 the day:
Face recognition in Python: 
https://pypi.org/project/deepface/

Continue reading ...
 

Not old enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
No man is ever old enough to know better.
-- Holbrook Jackson

Website 4 the day:
Map of the universe: 
https://share.smartnews.com/scPY

Continue reading ...
 

Magazine collector

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I told my therapist about my obsession with collecting magazines. He said that I have a lot of issues.

Website 4 the day:
Find faces like yours on the internet: 
https://pimeyes.com/en

Continue reading ...
 

Learned from children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Laundry symbols: 
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582534.jpg

Continue reading ...
 

Nothing to do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
-- Bob Phillips

Website 4 the day:
Privacy-centric browser: 
https://librewolf.readthedocs.io/en/latest/

Continue reading ...
 

The high road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.
-- Sandra Bullock

Website 4 the day:
Bicyling science: 
https://direct.mit.edu/books/book/3998/Bicycling-Science

Continue reading ...
 

Let me check my calendar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.
-- Noelle Chatham

Website 4 the day:
Virtual Reality meetings: 
https://spatial.io/ ?yola-link-is-coming=true

Continue reading ...
 

Wrote children's books

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Check for email/password breaches: 
https://www.confidently.com/databreach.html

Continue reading ...
 

Worn out fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.
-- John J. Plomp

Website 4 the day:
Test Linux versions in a browser: 
https://distrotest.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Persistent debt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Your debt will stay with you if you can't budge it.

Website 4 the day:
Pun-ish company names: 
https://cheezburger.com/13424645/pun-business-names-that-really-went-for-it

Continue reading ...
 

Why babies?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Make no mistake about why these babies are here—they are here to replace us.
-- Jerry Seinfield

Website 4 the day:
Run classic operating systems in a browser: 
https://youtu.be/2XYTARp4TNg

Continue reading ...
 

X-rayed my head

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean

Website 4 the day:
Pick a color: 
http://www.romeolight.com/products/cp1/

Continue reading ...
 

How grateful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.
-- Gib Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Swiss Army Knife blades:
https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/86582538.jpg

Continue reading ...
 

If we don't succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
-- Dan Quayle

Website 4 the day:
Cloak your photos: 
https://sandlab.cs.uchicago.edu/fawkes/

Continue reading ...
 

Give a man a fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Making the Slice of Life film: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjVowm9Sy9M

Continue reading ...
 

Barbie popular?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 10, 2021, In : Humor 
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Amateur Blade Runner fan film: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyn0cLCMKsM

Continue reading ...
 

Named after Einstein

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
I was named after Einstein. Yeah, he was named in 1879.

Website 4 the day:
Sell your startup: 
https://microacquire.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Simply wise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
-- Sam Levenson

Website 4 the day:
Amazon product price history: 
https://keepa.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Slow children playing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
I think those neighborhood signs that say ‘slow children playing’ are so very mean.
-- Zack Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
15 facts: 
https://15facts.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Went to a meeting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early
-- Jack Benny

Website 4 the day:
Anti-social media: 
http://www.noiys.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Afraid of heights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, March 4, 2021, In : Humor 
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
The deadliest pandemics: 
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/local/retropolis/coronavirus-deadliest-pandemics/

Continue reading ...
 

My drug test

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 25, 2021, In : Humor 
I scored high on my drug test.

Website 4 the day:
If you dug a hole straight through the earth: 
https://www.antipodesmap.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Small swimming pool donation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for a local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

Website 4 the day:
Ames window illusion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBap_Lp-0oc

Continue reading ...
 

Popular labor-saving device

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
The most popular labor-saving device is still money.
-- Phyllis George

Website 4 the day:
Convert Audible files to MP3:
https://openaudible.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Stop imitating a flamingo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
When my wife insisted that I stop imitating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

Website 4 the day:
Popsicle piano:
https://digg.com/video/someone-made-a-miniature-piano

Continue reading ...
 

Joking gods

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
The UFO collection:
https://www.theblackvault.com/documentarchive/ufos-the-central-intelligence-agency-cia-collection/

Continue reading ...
 

How to be happy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 12, 2021, In : Humor 
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
-- Alan Alda

Website 4 the day:
Trump Twitter archive:
https://www.thetrumparchive.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Someone stole my antidepressants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Someone stole my antidepressants. I hope he's happy!

Website 4 the day:
Beginner's guide to GIT: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/beginners-guide-to-git

Continue reading ...
 

Critics are like eunuchs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves. 
  -- Brendan Behan  

Website 4 the day:
Global sleep durations: 
https://i.redd.it/etrutievbq661.png

Continue reading ...
 

Save the earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.
--  P. J. O'Rourke

Website 4 the day:
Growing red pepper: 
https://digg.com/video/red-bell-pepper-grow-time-lapse

Continue reading ...
 

The road to hell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
-- Stephen King

Website 4 the day:
Toxicological analysis of George’s marvellous medicine: 
https://www.bmj.com/content/371/bmj.m4467

Continue reading ...
 

The trouble with this country

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, ‘The trouble with this country is ….
-- Sinclair Lewis

Website 4 the day:
Darth by Darthwest: 
https://digg.com/video/someone-inserted-cary-grant-into-star-wars

Continue reading ...
 

No enemies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning in Python, Pytorch: 
https://pytorch.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Stupidity got us into this mess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 2, 2021, In : Humor 
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
-- Will Rogers 

Website 4 the day:
Forest xylophone: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_CDLBTJD4M

Continue reading ...
 

What to call a used car salesman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
A used auto salesman can also be called a car-deal-ologist. 

Website 4 the day:
Become a cartoon:

Continue reading ...
 

The trouble with some women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
-- Cher

Website 4 the day:
$1.50 logic analyzer: 
http://www.ganssle.com/tem/tem411.html#article2

Continue reading ...
 

Marxist and Fascist similarity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
-- Lee Grant

Website 4 the day:
Quantum mechanics, explained:
https://www.sciencealert.com/17-year-old-wins-global-science-prize-for-brilliant-explainer-on-quantum-mechanics

Continue reading ...
 

A self-made man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
He is a self-made man and worships his creator.
-- Henry Clapp

Website 4 the day:
Internet link problem reports: 
https://downdetector.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Compressing words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Link and information manager for Chrome browser: 
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/braintool/fialfmcgpibjgdoeodaondepigiiddio

Continue reading ...
 

I know a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Very short movie summaries: Log file explorer: http://glogg.bonnefon.org/
http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/

Continue reading ...
 

The road to success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 29, 2021, In : Humor 
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
-- Will Rogers 

Website 4 the day:
Mars Perseverance rover landing trailer: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpISn-B6VA0

Continue reading ...
 

Adam and Eve were first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Adam and Eve were the first to ignore apple's terms and conditions.

Website 4 the day:
The science of funny:
https://digg.com/video/heres-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world-according-to-science

Continue reading ...
 

Successful women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
-- Stephanie Piro

Website 4 the day:
Create Venn diagrams:
https://www.visme.co/venn-diagram-maker/

Continue reading ...
 

Life in Lubbock

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love.
-- Butch Hancock

Website 4 the day:
Personality quiz:
https://www.16personalities.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Acts of God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
The only people who still call hurricanes acts of God are the people who write insurance forms.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Haiku generator:
https://www.nsahaiku.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Reincarnation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
-- Shane Richie

Website 4 the day:
The Oregon Trail:
https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_The_1990

Continue reading ...
 

Instant gratification

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Instant gratification takes too long. 
-- Carrie Fisher

Website 4 the day:
Kitten cam:
https://explore.org/livecams/cats/kitten-rescue-cam

Continue reading ...
 

Living in the past

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper. 
-- Matt Wohlfarth

Website 4 the day:
Miniature animal sculptures:
https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2020/07/fanni-sandor-miniature-animals/

Continue reading ...
 

One flower to another

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
One flower's stamen said to another's pistil "I like your style!".

Website 4 the day:
Penny helicopter:
https://www.airplanesandrockets.com/helicopters/penni-helicopter-jan-1970-aam.htm

Continue reading ...
 

Best with coffee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.
-- Henry Rollins

Website 4 the day:
Third generation glitter bomb:
https://digg.com/video/glitter-bomb-porch-pirate

Continue reading ...
 

Income source

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Filling out a credit card application, my friend came upon this question: ‘What is your source of income?’ She wrote: ‘ATM.
-- Michael Mcrae

Website 4 the day:
Will robots take your job?
https://willrobotstakemyjob.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Where's the homework?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I recently asked a student where his homework was. He replied, ‘It’s still in my pencil.
-- Larry Timmons

Website 4 the day:
Open source programming IDE:
https://codelite.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Do it all over again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I asked my brother-in-law, the father of four boys, ‘If you had it to do all over again, would you still have kids?’ ‘Yes,’ he said. ‘Just not these four.
-- Sheila Lee

Website 4 the day:
Windows console emulator:
https://cmder.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Harder on a relationship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years or sharing an iPhone charger for one day.
-- Rhea Butcher

Website 4 the day:
Set up Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 (WSL2) after WSL is installed:
https://www.windowscentral.com/how-install-wsl2-windows-10

Continue reading ...
 

Never at lunch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Set up Windows Subsystem for Linux (WSL):
https://www.windowscentral.com/install-windows-subsystem-linux-windows-10

Continue reading ...
 

Formula for ice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
If the chemical formula for water is H2O, is the formula for ice (H2O)3?

Website 4 the day:
The world's first math mistake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVs6wF7nC4

Continue reading ...
 

Coffiee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais

Website 4 the day:
Interactive cybersecurity platform:
https://defendtheweb.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Furniture salesman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
-- Les Dawson

Website 4 the day:
Learn hacking from Google:
https://google-gruyere.appspot.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Not superstitious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 9, 2021, In : Humor 
I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
-- Steve Carrell

Website 4 the day:
Windows 10 Powertoys:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/windows-10-powertoys/

Continue reading ...
 

Chicken crosses the playground

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Website 4 the day:
Adventure:
https://emojiadventure.blogspot.com/p/chicken.html

Continue reading ...
 

Program solving made easy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Dating site for the dead:
http://www.ghostsingles.com/

Continue reading ...
 

The wisdom of age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Elastic man:
https://www.adultswim.com/etcetera/elastic-man/app.html

Continue reading ...
 

Get with the program

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Every time I “get with the program”… somebody changes the channel.
-- Lynn Johnston

Website 4 the day:
Spacebar counter:
https://www.eggradients.com/tool/spacebar-counter

Continue reading ...
 

Boy swallowed some coins

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, the nurse replied “No change yet.”

Website 4 the day:
Things organized neatly:
https://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com/

Continue reading ...
 

At the fork in the road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Shared piano: 
https://musiclab.chromeexperiments.com/Shared-Piano

Continue reading ...
 

My own rules

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.
-- Si Robertson

Website 4 the day:
Guides on writing simple English: 
http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/free-guides.html

Continue reading ...
 

Learning from mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly.
-- Peter Cook

Website 4 the day:
Windows keyboard shortcuts: 
https://www.softwareok.com/?seite=Microsoft/QuickTextPaste

Continue reading ...
 

Treat your wife

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I read that you should treat your wife like you did on your first date. So, after dinner tonight I'm dropping her off at her parent's house.

Website 4 the day:
SpaceVIM: 
https://spacevim.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Don't know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
Find people's details based on their phone number: 
https://medium.com/@santhosh23mj/gather-information-from-phonenumbers-using-phoneinfoga-7f4daa6bcea3

Continue reading ...
 

True terror

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
-- Kurt Vonnegut

Website 4 the day:
Find people: 
https://thatsthem.com/people-search

Continue reading ...
 

So drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I got so drunk that I passed out in my fireplace. I slept like a log.

Website 4 the day:
Check a username across social media platforms: 
https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock

Continue reading ...
 

Talking to God

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.
-- Jane Wagner

Website 4 the day:
System simulation in Python:
https://m-labs.hk/gateware/nmigen/

Continue reading ...
 

Ant activity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
-- Harry Hill

Website 4 the day:
Component search engine: 
https://componentsearchengine.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Black cat crossing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Markx

Website 4 the day:
Classic cartoons:
https://www.youtube.com/user/8thManDVDcom

Continue reading ...
 

Buying happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
Gertrude Stein

Website 4 the day:
De-Googled Android OS: 
https://e.foundation/

Continue reading ...
 

Candy cane collection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Humor 

I have a candy cane collection. They are all in mint condition.

Website 4 the day:
All 403 Bob Ross episodes: 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxcnsr1R5Ge_fbTu5ajt8DQ

Continue reading ...
 

Laughing at mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower

Website 4 the day:
The oldest song: 
https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-oldest-song-in-the-world-written-3400-years-ago/

Continue reading ...
 

Crying strawberry

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The baby strawberry was crying because his parents were in a jam.

Website 4 the day:
Try to make 2048:
https://play2048.co/

Continue reading ...
 

He is insane

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Ordinarily he is insane. But he has lucid moments when he is only stupid.
-- Heinrich Heine

Website 4 the day:
Find recipes for what you have:
https://www.supercook.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Changing a man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
-- Natalie Wood

Website 4 the day:
Astronomy picture of the day:
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

Continue reading ...
 

Dangerous weapons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

Website 4 the day:
Lame Facebook posts:
http://www.lamebook.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Secret of success

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The secret of success is to offend the greatest number of people.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Website 4 the day:
Crossfade from the web:
https://crossfade.io/

Continue reading ...
 

Raising children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
-- P. J. O'Rourke

Website 4 the day:
Making a PB&J: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm1NfUUCJgc

Continue reading ...
 

Don't know where you are going

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Scream into the void:
https://screamintothevoid.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Waking up grumpy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Some mornings I wake up grumpy. And some mornings I just let him sleep.

Website 4 the day:

Continue reading ...
 

The value of loss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
Spreadsheet database:
https://airtable.com/

Continue reading ...
 

The taste of soap

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Create mobile apps from Google spreadsheets:
https://www.glideapps.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Love is the answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
Improve Windows security:
https://www.makeuseof.com/easy-ways-boost-security-microsoft-defender-and-windows-10/

Continue reading ...
 

Acupuncture

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Website 4 the day:
Free video conferencing:
https://meet.jit.si/

Continue reading ...
 

Homework skills

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
-- Bill Waterson

Website 4 the day:
Three free collaboration boards: 
https://lucidspark.com/

Continue reading ...
 

One thing against Moses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!
-- Golda Meir

Website 4 the day:
Free task planner: 
https://pdapps.org/kanbani/

Continue reading ...
 

Procrastinate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
An hour of active satellites: 
https://streamable.com/u3v8ew

Continue reading ...
 

Horse's hay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
After the horse ate all of his hay, he had a baleful look about him.

Website 4 the day:
Space images converted into sound: 
https://www.system-sounds.com/

Continue reading ...
 

More confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Name logos: 
https://www.textgiraffe.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Doctor's good news

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
-- Steve Martin

Website 4 the day:
Talent sourcing: 
https://usebraintrust.com

Continue reading ...
 

Newborn looks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato.
-- Kevin Hart

Website 4 the day:
Face mask for Amazon employees: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AXx2XSI4Kw

Continue reading ...
 

Why hummingbirds hum

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The reason that hummingbirds hum is that they don't know the words.

Website 4 the day:
Ordering a pizza can be hard: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtVKaGpn8Gg

Continue reading ...
 

A terrible childhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I’d have an excuse.
-- Jimmy Fallon

Website 4 the day:
Collatz calculator: 
https://www.dcode.fr/collatz-conjecture

Continue reading ...
 

You’re getting old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out’.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
WIndows-like Linux distro: 
https://www.linuxfx.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Feminine intuition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof.
-- Harry Haenigsen

Website 4 the day:
Military brownies: 
https://digg.com/video/us-military-brownie-recipe

Continue reading ...
 

Alternative titles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
librarian -> bookkeeper
referee -> game warden
dairyman -> cowboy.

Website 4 the day:
Stellar origin periodic table:
https://www.eurekalert.org/multimedia/pub/242813.php

Continue reading ...
 

What is a neighborhood?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
A neighborhood is a residential area that is changing for the worse.
-- John Ciardi

Website 4 the day:
Code search:
https://searchcode.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Women and children first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
The only reason they say, "Women and children first," is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
-- Judy Allen

Website 4 the day:
3D search:
https://thangs.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Traveling companions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.
-- Art Buchwald

Website 4 the day:
Decluttered search:
https://www.yippy.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Grass without rain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 14, 2020, In : Humor 
Two blades of grass were discussing the lack of rain, when one finally said "Guess, we'll have to make dew."  

Website 4 the day:
NASA's images:
https://images.nasa.gov/

Continue reading ...
 

Practical religion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.
-- Betsy Salkind

Website 4 the day:
Search with images of found sites:
https://peekier.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Worst asthma

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Asthma bothers me if I'm around dogs or cigars. The worst are dogs smoking cigars.
-- Steve Allen

Website 4 the day:
Free WordPress hosting for a year (cheap after that):
https://youtu.be/cG9kv5-5bPI

Continue reading ...
 

Just sugar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Cotton candy is just sugar made to look like insulation.
-- Mike Birbiglia

Website 4 the day:
Fast Python:
https://doc.pypy.org/en/latest/index.html

Continue reading ...
 

Really bad cooking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
My cooking is so bad I have an oven that flushes.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
Free VPN for a year:
https://youtu.be/m-i2JBtG4FE

Continue reading ...
 

Adopted?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I asked my mother if I was adopted and she said, "Not yet, but we've placed an ad."
-- Dana Snow

Website 4 the day:
Flood a scammer:
https://scammerblaster.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A blind date

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I had a blind date with a woman who carried a taser in her purse. She was stunning.

Website 4 the day:
Robots come in peace, written by AI: 
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/sep/08/robot-wrote-this-article-gpt-3

Continue reading ...
 

Sundials and stopped clocks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
A stopped clock is right twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at night.
-- John Hodgman

Website 4 the day:
Mirror screens wirelessly:
https://letsview.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Humans can't do this

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
One thing computers can do that humans can't is sit in a sealed box for months.
-- Jack Handey

Website 4 the day:
Tight squeezes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdwOsSPvq9g

Continue reading ...
 

Boring

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
A bore is a person who talks when you want him to listen.

-- Ambrose Bierce

Website 4 the day:
AI boosts frames per second: 
https://sites.google.com/view/wenbobao/dain

Continue reading ...
 

Your first child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 6, 2020, In : Humor 
After your first child, your role in life will be apparent.

Website 4 the day:
Battery race:
https://youtu.be/7jqImhd8Ggc

Continue reading ...
 

My worst job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
My worst job was selling phones over the phone. I'd call people, and if they answered, I'd hang up because they already had one.
-- Remo Goodale

Website 4 the day:
Centennial lightbulb: 
https://www.centennialbulb.org/photos.htm

Continue reading ...
 

A dog or a child?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I can't decide between a dog and a child. Should I ruin my rug or my life?
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Android minus Google: 
https://e.foundation/

Continue reading ...
 

Money v. happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
US air quality map:
https://gispub.epa.gov/airnow/

Continue reading ...
 

Garden soil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

Website 4 the day:
Useless machines:
https://www.youtube.com/c/JosephsMachines

Continue reading ...
 

Truth is beauty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 29, 2020, In : Humor 
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
Info on the past:
https://www.whizzpast.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Eating candy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Humor 
I can eat candy with either hand. I am ambidextrose.  

Website 4 the day:
Find similar websites:
http://www.moreofit.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A calculated risk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Humor 
I took a calculated risk. Unfortunately, I am bad at math.

Website 4 the day:
The worst for sale:
http://theworstthingsforsale.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Not fat from beer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 1, 2020, In : Humor 
Beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean….against bars, tables, chairs, and walls.

Website 4 the day:
Circular seal:
https://digg.com/video/circular-swimming-fixture-for-a-seal

Continue reading ...
 

Dogs chasing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. That's absurd, my dogs don't even own bikes.

Website 4 the day:
The secret door:
http://ww3.safestyle-windows.co.uk/the-secret-door/

Continue reading ...
 

Safe with me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn’t even listening.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Chewing gum prank:
https://www.stick-of-gum.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Replaced our bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.

Website 4 the day:
Wasting time:
https://iwastesomuchtime.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Wine, beer, and water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Stories by the National Geographic photographers:
http://thephotosociety.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Ineffectively small

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
-- Dalai Lama

Website 4 the day:
Making Hostess snack cakes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=VC601rjqdjY

Continue reading ...
 

Saturn's rings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
-- Mark Russell

Website 4 the day:
Are you rich?
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/08/01/upshot/are-you-rich.html

Continue reading ...
 

Calf crossing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side.

Website 4 the day:
Facebook ad library:
https://www.facebook.com/ads/library/

Continue reading ...
 

Door holding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Lego prosthetic arm:
https://www.cnn.com/videos/style/2020/07/17/great-big-story-lego-prosthetic-arm-gbs.great-big-story

Continue reading ...
 

Eating a horse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go ‘you know, I’m not as hungry as thought I was’?
-- Tim Vinel

Website 4 the day:
Jigsaw from your photo:
http://www.jigzone.com/

Continue reading ...
 

The backache of love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 30, 2020, In : Humor 
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Hidden smartphone codes:
https://www.rd.com/list/hidden-smartphone-codes-you-should-start-using/

Continue reading ...
 

Not a harp

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I went to a costume party and the host asked what I came as. I told him that I was a harp and he said that I was too small to be a harp. He called me a lyre!

Website 4 the day:
Amazing cakes:
https://time.com/5865483/croc-cake/

Continue reading ...
 

Refuse to answer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. 
-- Douglas Adams 

Website 4 the day:
F22 flight controls: 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Evhrk5tY-Yo#

Continue reading ...
 

Not crazy about reality

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Text-based window manager:
https://www.byobu.org/home

Continue reading ...
 

Slow guy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I know a guy who is so slow, it takes him a half-hour to eat a three-minute egg.

Website 4 the day:
Walking car: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=6PpuNENmmBU

Continue reading ...
 

2 common elements

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison

Website 4 the day:
Bad day fails:
 https://www.boredpanda.com/bad-day-fails/

Continue reading ...
 

Following my dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Scalable recipes: 
https://theskullery.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Don’t gobblefunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Don’t gobblefunk around with words.
-- Roald Dahl

Website 4 the day:
Jewelry that reminds you to not touch your face:  
https://www.engadget.com/nasa-coronavirus-covid-19-necklace-jpl-stop-touching-your-face-194312229.htm 

Continue reading ...
 

Who laughs last

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.
-- Charles de Gaulle

Website 4 the day:
Riding on the moon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTQ-SmeLTl8

Continue reading ...
 

Being in shape

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
I’m in shape. Round is a shape.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
American healthcare failure: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=al8OrbSAO0s

Continue reading ...
 

The chief cause

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Making paper cups: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=3vboPdSjjAo

Continue reading ...
 

Amish vehicles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 29, 2020, In : Humor 
Amish vehicles are real grass-guzzlers.

Website 4 the day:
Medieval cat paintings explained: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch&v=1HzpBaIiVsw

Continue reading ...
 

Odorless perfume

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Odorless perfume is non-scents.

Website 4 the day:
Fakje vintage ads:
https://cheezburger.com/11786757/fake-vintage-ads-that-bring-the-absurdity

Continue reading ...
 

Party with my characters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn’t show up.
-- Dr Seuss

Website 4 the day:
Cubified animals:
https://cheezburger.com/11758341/digital-artist-transforms-animal-photos-into-cubes

Continue reading ...
 

Nature's way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Photorealistic images with transparent backgrounds: 
http://www.pngplay.com/

Continue reading ...
 

The Dead Sea of my boyhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Explore the Last Supper:
https://artsandculture.google.com/story/explore-the-last-supper/sAKCB2AzvHUmKQ

Continue reading ...
 

Fond of children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I am fond of children - except boys.
-- Lewis Carroll

Website 4 the day:
Game to help depression: 
https://www.media.mit.edu/projects/guardians/overview/

Continue reading ...
 

Call me ugly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Build your own historic tale:
https://htck.github.io/bayeux/#!/

Continue reading ...
 

Aggressive toilets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn’t until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
-- Ryan Reynolds

Website 4 the day:
Anti-pest plants for your yard:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/list/11-pest-control-plants-you-need-in-your-yard/

Continue reading ...
 

Alcohol and literature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.

Website 4 the day:
Overflowin' Catbox Blues:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO3d1_ECZ2o 

Continue reading ...
 

Mondays are fine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks.
-- Ricky Gervais

Website 4 the day:
Identify birds by their song:
https://birdnet.cornell.edu/

Continue reading ...
 

TV and weather

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Television is very much like the weather: Much can be said of it, but very damn little can be done about it.
-- Rod Serling

Website 4 the day:
Epub to Mobi converter:
https://www.epubconverter.com/epub-to-mobi-converter/

Continue reading ...
 

Behind every great man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Neil Young juke box:
https://neilyoungarchives.com/drawer?position=74.77704862863874

Continue reading ...
 

Breakfast at any time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Python library to build data apps:
https://www.streamlit.io/

Continue reading ...
 

Geology rocks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!

Website 4 the day:
Lego French toast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=BJkkIoni8_I

Continue reading ...
 

Facts first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 7, 2020, In : Humor 
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Sheep-herding raccoon:
https://digg.com/2020/baby-raccoon-herds-sheep

Continue reading ...
 

I was fired

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 1, 2020, In : Humor 
I was fired from the cardboard container company because I kept thinking outside the box.

Website 4 the day:
Cat songs:
https://youtu.be/xO3d1_ECZ2o

Continue reading ...
 

Ingesting horses

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
A guy was admitted to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is stable.

Website 4 the day:
Transfer up to 5GB for free:
https://www.plustransfer.com/#

Continue reading ...
 

Butcher bet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.

Website 4 the day:
Convert online audios or videos to common format:
https://www.clipconverter.cc/

Continue reading ...
 

Opportunity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Wispy art:
https://29a.ch/sandbox/2011/neonflames/

Continue reading ...
 

Time flies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Website 4 the day:
Famous movie lines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxxm1ygUCsM&t=9s

Continue reading ...
 

High school math

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 28, 2020, In : Humor 
While sitting in high school math class, I had to wonder if it wasn't coincidence that the word "number" starts with "numb."

Website 4 the day:
Checking for bed bugs in hotels:
https://www.consumerreports.org/video/view/home-garden/safety/5334685154001/how-to-check-for-bed-bugs-in-a-hotel-room/

Continue reading ...
 

Exploding cheese factory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!

Website 4 the day:
Free streaming music:
https://www.jango.com/

Continue reading ...
 

In favor of birth control

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
-- Benny Hill

Website 4 the day:
Virtual tours: 
https://www.airpano.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Abbreviation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Microsoft Office tips, etc.:
https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/microsoft-office-mastery/

Continue reading ...
 

Mañana

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Tomorrow is the busiest day of the week.

Website 4 the day:
Cat sleeping positions: 
https://medium.com/tenderlymag/the-delicate-and-complex-art-of-cat-sleeping-positions-515e89872d67

Continue reading ...
 

Bath toys

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Printable 3D models: 
https://www.yeggi.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem. 
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Crashes with one car removed: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDZ0pLQTMKQ

Continue reading ...
 

Dangerous bagel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
-- Ryan Reynolds

Website 4 the day:
360-degree views of Russian train stations: 
http://metro360.ru/#

Continue reading ...
 

Fight to the Finish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
I saw a boxing match that was advertised as a "Fight to the Finish." That is a good place to end.

Website 4 the day:
Why do cats like sleeping with us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLgsieZVFaY


Continue reading ...
 

Don’t sweat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Download an entire website from the Wayback Machine: 
https://github.com/hartator/wayback-machine-downloader

Continue reading ...
 

Unlimited

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
You never run out of things that can go wrong
-- Edward A. Murphy

Website 4 the day:
Unlock PDFs:
https://www.sodapdf.com/unlock-pdf/

Continue reading ...
 

Toaster settings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 9, 2020, In : Humor 
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
-- Sam Levenson  

Website 4 the day:
Text difference checker: 
https://www.diffchecker.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Sumo championship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Humor 
The weigh-in at the Sumo wrestling championship was a large scale effort.

Website 4 the day:
Transparent artwork:
https://www.cleanpng.com/

Continue reading ...
 

The earth's surface

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Humor 
If 70 percent of the earth's surface is covered by water, how come it's so hard to get to the beach?
-- Teressa Skelton

Website 4 the day:
Every timezone:
https://everytimezone.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A nervous breakdown

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 1, 2020, In : Humor 
A nervous breakdown shows you care.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
Simple explanation of machine learning:
https://thenextweb.com/neural/2020/04/25/machine-learning-models-explained-to-a-five-year-old-syndication/  

Continue reading ...
 

Girlfriend at the zoo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. I think she is a keeper.

Website 4 the day:
Free licensed software:
 https://www.giveawayoftheday.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Dry-clean only

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
This shirt is dry-clean only, which means it’s dirty. 
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
World stats: 
https://www.worldometers.info/

Continue reading ...
 

Past relationships

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

Website 4 the day:
1.8 billion pixel image of Mars: 
https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?feature=7610

Continue reading ...
 

Most beautiful words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
The most beautiful words in the English language aren't "I love you" but "it's benign.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
HTML/CSS crash course:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLblA84xge2_y8F1K0wzPia9V_ULVcfg4k

Continue reading ...
 

In debt

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I remember being in so much debt that I couldn't afford my electricity bills, it was a dark time.

Website 4 the day:
Smithsonian Institute photos: 
https://www.si.edu/openaccess

Continue reading ...
 

Long time writing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I've been writing for a long time. I sat down to write my first novel in the middle of March of 1982.
-- J. A. Jance

Website 4 the day:
The science of well being: 
https://www.coursera.org/learn/the-science-of-well-being

Continue reading ...
 

Hanging a map

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations I’ve traveled to, but first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down. 
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Learn psychology: 
https://nobaproject.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Dating a philosophy professor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I'm trying to date a philosophy professor, but she doesn't even know if I exist or not.

Website 4 the day:
Keeping $50 million in counterfeit 20's: 
https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-paper-caper

Continue reading ...
 

Something to not do

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.
-- W. C. Sellar

Website 4 the day:
Blockchain video streams: 
https://lbry.tv/

Continue reading ...
 

Late-night TV commercial

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
I saw a commercial on late-night TV that said ‘Forget everything you know about slipcovers.’ So I did. It was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers and I didn’t know what the hell they were. 
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Free uninstaller: 
https://www.nirsoft.net/utils/uninstall_view.html

Continue reading ...
 

The universal aptitude

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 31, 2020, In : Humor 
The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle. 
-- John Stapp

Website 4 the day:
Jules Verne's illustrations: 
http://jv.gilead.org.il/rpaul/

Continue reading ...
 

Banks and secrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Why can't a bank keep a secret? They have too many tellers!

Website 4 the day:
View and edit photos:
https://www.xnview.com/en/xnviewmp/

Continue reading ...
 

Housework

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Create music in Excel:
https://www.theverge.com/2020/2/6/21126465/xl-studio-music-making-drum-microsoft-excel-daw-dylan-tallchief

Continue reading ...
 

Shocking mistake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I was shocked to find out it was a mistake to hire a cut-rate electrician.

Website 4 the day:
Grocery coupons:   
https://lozo.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Anybody

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow

Website 4 the day:
Short DIY videos:
https://tangi.co/

Continue reading ...
 

Failure like fertilizer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.
-- Denis Waitley

Website 4 the day:
3D CAD software: 
https://www.openscad.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Don't marry until

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.  
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Flashpoint webgame preservation project: 
http://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/

Continue reading ...
 

Finishing last

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
-- Abe Lemons

Website 4 the day:
Past versus present:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU0mpPm9U-4&feature=youtu.be

Continue reading ...
 

High eyebrows

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Website 4 the day:
Check to see if your car has recalls:
https://www.nhtsa.gov/recalls

Continue reading ...
 

Where I am

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I live on a one-way street that’s also a dead end. I’m not sure how I got there.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Typewriter art: 
https://digg.com/video/watch-this-artist-use-a-typewriter-to-beautifully-illustrate-an-english-countryside

Continue reading ...
 

Don't weigh myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are.
-- Matt Bellassai

Website 4 the day:
Writing tool: 
https://www.thesaurus.com/writingtool

Continue reading ...
 

Failed kindergarten

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I failed kindergarten because I couldn’t spell my last name.
-- Zach Galifianakis  

Website 4 the day:
City roads: 
https://anvaka.github.io/city-roads/

Continue reading ...
 

Priest and attorney

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
My priest just passed the bar exam. He is now my father-in-law.

Website 4 the day:

Continue reading ...
 

Love and money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
They say love is more important than money…Have you tried paying your bills with a hug?
  -- Dave Chappelle  

Website 4 the day:
Public debates: 
https://www.kialo.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Intelligent women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
 -- Kathy Lette  

Website 4 the day:
The sky: 
https://www.google.com/sky/

Continue reading ...
 

Blank dictionary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.

Website 4 the day:
International Space Station tour:   
https://youtu.be/Snn1k_qEx20

Continue reading ...
 

Driving fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. 
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #5:
https://www.truthorfiction.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Going to church

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. 
-- Billy Sunday

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #4:
https://www.factcheck.org/

Continue reading ...
 

All you need is love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.  
-- Charles M. Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #2:
https://www.snopes.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Facebook is like jail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 15, 2020, In : Humor 
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don’t know. 
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Unbiased fact check site #1:
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Why aliens don't visit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Humor 
Aliens don't visit earth because of our rating: we only have one star.

Website 4 the day:
Search the Dark Web (be careful!):
https://ahmia.fi/

Continue reading ...
 

Iron Maiden tape loop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Humor 
I have an Iron Maiden tape loop playing by my windmill because it is a big metal fan.

Website 4 the day:
Windows paint program: 
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/fresh-paint/9wzdncrfjb13

Continue reading ...
 

Put me to sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 17, 2020, In : Humor 
The wild pig put me to sleep. He was a boar.

Website 4 the day:
Internet hoax slayer: 
https://www.hoax-slayer.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Always straightening

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
If you are always straightening things, you have OCD. If you are always eating things, you have OBCD.

Website 4 the day:
Fake e-mail addresses: 
http://www.fakemailgenerator.com

Continue reading ...
 

Population of Ireland's capital

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
Ireland's capital must be overpopulated by now because every day it's Dublin.

Website 4 the day:
Create a broken file:
http://www.xnet.se/fd/

Continue reading ...
 

A big family

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
-- Lewis Grizzard

Website 4 the day:
Fake credit card numbers:
https://www.darkcoding.net/credit-card-numbers/

Continue reading ...
 

Military justice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Create a font: 
https://fontforge.org/en-US/

Continue reading ...
 

Hollywood people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
-- Lionel Barrymore

Website 4 the day:
PowerPoint templates: 
 https://www.free-powerpoint-templates-design.com/

Continue reading ...
 

People who drink

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
Heavenly answers:   
http://www.askmoses.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Avoid the argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 16, 2020, In : Humor 
Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Who do you think you are?"
-- Ray Combs

Website 4 the day:
Private search:
https://www.searchencrypt.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Happy spots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The ink spots were jubilant because they just came out of the pen.

Website 4 the day:
Observe the weather:
https://www.weather.gov/coop/BecomeAnObserver

Continue reading ...
 

Love my cell phone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
We love our own cell phones but hate everyone else's.
-- Joe Bob Briggs

Website 4 the day:
Ship your enemies glitter: 
http://www.shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Learning to fly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Free printable habit tracker:
https://tealnotes.com/free-printable-bullet-journal-habit-tracker-template/

Continue reading ...
 

Without statistics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
In ancient times they had no statistics, so they had to fall back on lies.
-- Stephen Leacock

Website 4 the day:
Nooooooooooooooo: 
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Composition of the universe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The universe is made up of electrons, protons, neutrons, and morons.
-- Andy Dappen

Website 4 the day:
Drop trash into the can:
http://www.trashloop.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Cleaning my spice rack

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
While cleaning my spice rack, I saw that everything was old and had to be thrown out. – What a waste of thyme.  

Website 4 the day:
Live satellite images of the earth:
https://zoom.earth/

Continue reading ...
 

Dogsled riding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Dogsled riding is both relaxing and fragrant
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Psychoactive drugs:
https://www.erowid.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Walk with the Lord

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
A man once told me to walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded.
-- Ken Singleton

Website 4 the day:
Blockchain symphony: 
https://symphony.iohk.io/en/

Continue reading ...
 

If you are not the windshield

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Some days you're a windshield, some days you're a bug.
-- Price Cobb

Website 4 the day:
Gross science:
https://www.youtube.com/user/grossscienceshow

Continue reading ...
 

Lizard with a stroller

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
 A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. “What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my newt.”

Website 4 the day:
Sexual health chatbot:
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/roo-sexual-health-chatbot

Continue reading ...
 

What is a decision

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
A decision is what a man makes when he can't find anybody to serve on a committee.
-- Fletcher Knebel

Website 4 the day:
Learn digital painting:
https://www.ctrlpaint.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Scrabble with children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Children are the best opponents in Scrabble because they are easy to beat the fun to cheat.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Drawing lessons:
http://www.drawingcoach.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Age of proof

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I'm now at an age where I have to prove that I'm as good as I never was.
-- Rex Harrison

Website 4 the day:
VBA in Excel: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/writing-vba-macro-microsoft-excel/

Continue reading ...
 

Inheriting the earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Jesus said that the meek would inherit the earth. So far, all we've got is Minnesota and North Dakota.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Quadratic equations made easy:
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/614775/a-new-way-to-make-quadratic-equations-easy/

Continue reading ...
 

Through a campground

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Yesterday I ran through a campground, but that was past tents.

Website 4 the day:
How to crack a safe:
https://www.sparrowslockpicks.com/v/vspfiles/files/SPARROWSVaultInstructions2019104.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

All wrapped up in yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed.
-- Kate Halvorson

Website 4 the day:
A compiler for carpentry: 
https://grail.cs.washington.edu/projects/carpentrycompiler/

Continue reading ...
 

Health food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
My husband thinks that health food is anything he eats before the expiration date.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
How to take notes: 
https://pdf.wondershare.com/mobile-app/cornell-note-taking-system.html 

Continue reading ...
 

Comparative weights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Comparing the weight of water and butane, I found water to be heavier because butane is a lighter fluid.

Website 4 the day:
Second Cousin Once Removed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBt5V7kO3j4

Continue reading ...
 

Bagpipe tunes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
If you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both.
-- Jack Finney

Website 4 the day:
Earth satellite images: 
http://rammb.cira.colostate.edu/ramsdis/online/

Continue reading ...
 

Dancing till the cows come home

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
I could dance with you till the cows come home, but I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Everyone can draw:
https://www.drawspace.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Police cars without wheels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
A thief stole all the wheels off of the police cars. The cops are working on the case tirelessly.

Website 4 the day:
Puppies:
https://openpuppies.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Gave birth to twins

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
After a long delivery and giving birth to twins - a boy and a girl - the exhausted new mom fell soundly asleep. With the husband out of town, the woman's brother named the tots. He named the girl Denise and the boy Denephew.

Website 4 the day:
Separate vocals and instruments: 
https://deezer.io/releasing-spleeter-deezer-r-d-source-separation-engine-2b88985e797e

Continue reading ...
 

Bad chocolate mousse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Make machine learning models: 
https://teachablemachine.withgoogle.com/ 

Continue reading ...
 

Why Santa is jolly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Industrial espionage: 
https://www.crowdstrike.com/resources/wp-content/brochures/reports/huge-fan-of-your-work-intelligence-report.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Bible's straight man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Who was the straightest man in the bible? Joseph because the pharaoh made him a ruler.

Website 4 the day:
How funny are words? 
https://link.springer.com/content/pdf/10.3758%2Fs13428-017-0930-6.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Clones

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Clones are people two.

Website 4 the day:
Fold and one cut font: 
https://erikdemaine.org/fonts/simplefoldcut/

Continue reading ...
 

Sleep talking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus

Website 4 the day:
Uncle Dave's survival manual: 
https://www.pssurvival.com/PS/Disaster_Prep/Captain_Daves_Survival_Guide_2002.PDF

Continue reading ...
 

Bad estimate

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
They misunderestimated me.
Geroge W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Run DOS programs on Windows 10: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/use-vdos-run-dos-programs-windows/

Continue reading ...
 

No banks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I don't believe in banks and store all my money in my mattress. Now I have a quite a lump sum.

Website 4 the day:
Realistic computer speech: 
https://deepmind.com/blog/article/wavenet-generative-model-raw-audio

Continue reading ...
 

Borrowing from China

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
The trouble with borrowing money from China is that thirty minutes later you feel broke again.
-- Steve Bridges

Website 4 the day:
Guided meditations:  
https://www.uclahealth.org/marc/mindful-meditations

Continue reading ...
 

Credible consultants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at any company.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Virtual machine on Android:
https://www.vmos.com/

Continue reading ...
 

No lines

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 14, 2019, In : Humor 
There are never any lines at the bathroom at a public swimming pool.
-- Dan Bradley

Website 4 the day:
Web-based music synthesizer: 
https://z.musictools.live/

Continue reading ...
 

Sunken ship on the ocean floor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Divers found a sunken ship on the ocean floor that kept twitching. It was a nervous wreck.

Website 4 the day:
Copy/paste emojis, characters, etc.:
https://copychar.cc

Continue reading ...
 

Men and women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. 
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Make an infographic map in seconds: 
http://mapinseconds.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A politician's career

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
The politician had a very promising career.

Website 4 the day:
Learn a language:
https://lingvist.com/  

Continue reading ...
 

Elaborate chess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
 -- Raymond Chandler

Website 4 the day:
Where to watch online movies: 
https://www.chilimovie.com 

Continue reading ...
 

Go to high school

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
You shouldn't have to go to high school until you are at least forty, you've had a lot of therapy, and you're ready for it.
-- Marilyn Kentz

Website 4 the day:
How compilers see your code:
https://godbolt.org/

Continue reading ...
 

What I need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Why don’t they give us things we can actually use? I don’t need a thinner phone. You know what I need? I need to tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Retaliation at Google: 
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6427199-Examples-Retaliation-at-Google.html

Continue reading ...
 

Deep topic

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
I fell into the deep hole from which I fetch water and was stuck there all day. My time was well spent.

Website 4 the day:
Metropolis in color: 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t75YCtJJFX0&feature=youtu.be

Continue reading ...
 

Straight in the eye

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Stitch images into a composite: 
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/product/computational-photography-applications/image-composite-editor/

Continue reading ...
 

Phones

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three – and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
Free fall icons and graphics:
https://www.shutterstock.com/blog/free-fall-icons-and-graphics  

Continue reading ...
 

The only crime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Programming idioms:
https://www.programming-idioms.org/about#about-block-all-idioms

Continue reading ...
 

Coming in late

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
I asked my boss if I could sleep in tomorrow and come in late. He said "Dream on."

Website 4 the day:
Robot voice generator: 
https://lingojam.com/RobotVoiceGenerator

Continue reading ...
 

A genuine medical need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 12, 2019, In : Humor 
It is inhumane in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Real-time internet stats: 
https://www.webfx.com/internet-real-time/

Continue reading ...
 

Wooden dream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
I dreamt that I was a piece of lumber. It wasn't interesting though, I was board.

Website 4 the day:
Celebrities record what you ask for money:   
https://www.cameo.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A gentleman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Who tweeted it first?
http://ctrlq.org/first/

Continue reading ...
 

Remember anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free wallpaper: 
https://interfacelift.com/wallpaper/downloads/date/any/

Continue reading ...
 

Birthday candles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
When I blew out the candles on my birthday cake they were happy. In fact, they were delighted

Website 4 the day:
Guess your age:
https://www.how-old.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Don't succeed at first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
If at first you don’t succeed you’re running about average.
-- M. H. Alderson

Website 4 the day:
Play musical scales:
https://femurdesign.com/omni/

Continue reading ...
 

Keep giving

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 29, 2019, In : Humor 
Guilt the gift that keeps on giving.  
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Space news: 
https://www.space.com

Continue reading ...
 

Toilet paper

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life.

Website 4 the day:
How to spell a word: 
http://tellspell.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
-- Saul Bellow

Website 4 the day:
How to Create a Short Song in LMMS:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/create-short-song-in-lmms/

Continue reading ...
 

A bank job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Website 4 the day:
What the earth looked like in the past: 
http://dinosaurpictures.org/ancient-earth#0

Continue reading ...
 

Honest criticism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Terrifying declassified government documents: 
https://www.buzzfeed.com/sydrobinson1/declassified-government-documents-terrifying ?yola-link-is-coming=true

Continue reading ...
 

Nature's way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
The paper clip: 
https://slate.com/human-interest/2012/05/the-history-of-the-paper-clip-it-was-invented-in-1899-it-hasnt-been-improved-upon-since.html

Continue reading ...
 

Patience admiration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
-- Bill McGlashen

Website 4 the day:
Slide rule scales: 
https://www.sliderulemuseum.com/SR_Scales.htm ?yola-link-is-coming=true

Continue reading ...
 

Love your neighbors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Enable Windows ransomware protection: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/enable-ransomware-protection-windows-defender/

Continue reading ...
 

Hunting for food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my food, I don’t even know where Sandwiches live.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Quote tracing:
https://quoteinvestigator.com

Continue reading ...
 

Half a bagel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Half a bagel is better than nothing.
Nothing is better than heaven.
Therefore half a bagel is better than heaven.

Website 4 the day:
AI creativity:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1803.03453.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Blessed are the cracked

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Humor 
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Hacker powered security:
https://www.hackerone.com/sites/default/files/2019-08/hacker-powered-security-report-2019.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Life's trouble

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 12, 2019, In : Humor 
You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Webpage load time: 
https://tools.pingdom.com

Continue reading ...
 

Phobia literature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

Website 4 the day:
Print your own customized gift wrap:
https://wripwrapwrop.com/en/

Continue reading ...
 

Sleep like a baby

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
-- Leo J. Burke

Website 4 the day:
What is a day?
https://labs.minutelabs.io/what-is-a-day/#/welcome

Continue reading ...
 

Doctor's joke

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
Recently, my doctor made a joke about my back. It was about a weak back.

Website 4 the day:
Endangered sounds:
http://savethesounds.info/

Continue reading ...
 

The only profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
-- Jules Renard

Website 4 the day:
International gun laws:
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/03/02/world/international-gun-laws.html

Continue reading ...
 

Bringing up children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 30, 2019, In : Humor 
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot

Website 4 the day:
Free DNS servers:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/best-dynamic-dns-providers/

Continue reading ...
 

Best time to buy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Humor 
A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
-- Marty Allen

Website 4 the day:
Under-ten-cent processors:
https://cpldcpu.wordpress.com/2019/08/12/the-terrible-3-cent-mcu/

Continue reading ...
 

A rainy day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn

Website 4 the day:
Learn Java by doing:
https://codegym.cc/

Continue reading ...
 

Long-distance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 22, 2019, In : Humor 
I'm in a long-distance relationship. Darn restraining order!

Website 4 the day:
The oldest plant:
https://www.wellandgood.com/good-food/spirulina-sleep/

Continue reading ...
 

An hourglass figure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.

Website 4 the day:
Animal/food mash-ups:
https://mymodernmet.com/photo-manipulation-animals-ronald-ong/

Continue reading ...
 

Win or lose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!
-- Steven Weinberg

Website 4 the day:
High voltage / high current art:
http://capturedlightning.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Verbal contracts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Read webpages out loud:
https://talkify.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Inflation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
-- Sam Ewing

Website 4 the day:
What is new on Netflix?
https://usa.newonnetflix.info/

Continue reading ...
 

Marriage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Turkey's underground city of 20,000:
https://www.historicmysteries.com/derinkuyu-underground-city-cappadocia/

Continue reading ...
 

Lost in thought

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
-- Paul Fix

Website 4 the day:
Free professionally edited books:
https://standardebooks.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Going bald

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 15, 2019, In : Humor 
I knew I was going bald because it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
-- Harry Hill

Website 4 the day:
Sleep deprivation across the US:
https://www.cdc.gov/sleep/data_statistics.html

Continue reading ...
 

Most likely ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
Robert E. Lee's high school yearbook lists him as "Most likely to secede."

Website 4 the day:
Gerrymandered font:
https://techcrunch.com/2019/08/01/this-free-ugly-font-is-made-from-hideously-gerrymandered-districts/

Continue reading ...
 

Jogging adds years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Random design challenges:
http://protobot.org/#en

Continue reading ...
 

Desire dumber

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
-- Scott Adams

Website 4 the day:
Vegan recipes:
https://www.thevegancaveman.com/

Continue reading ...
 

No yes-men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 9, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Practical lock picking:
http://rageuniversity.org/PRISONESCAPE/PRISON%20LOCKS%20AND%20KEYS/Practical.Lock.Picking.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Sleep-smoking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
I accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.

Website 4 the day:
Cats are liquid:
https://www.boredpanda.com/cats-are-liquids/

Continue reading ...
 

Money vs. happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Solving a humongous Rubik's cube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJtLb_rPVg

Continue reading ...
 

French food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
-- Doug Larson

Website 4 the day:
3D printed lock pick gun:
https://hackaday.com/2019/07/17/3d-printed-snap-gun-for-automatic-lock-picking/

Continue reading ...
 

Money's worth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
-- Jackie Mason

Website 4 the day:
Free JavaScript books:
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/cf50qu/you_dont_know_javascript_but_you_could_for_free/

Continue reading ...
 

Volume of news

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 2, 2019, In : Humor 
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfield

Website 4 the day:
Dress for space:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2019/business/immersive-space-suits-history-fashion-and-function/?utm_term=.cbade8bdb56c

Continue reading ...
 

Work out almost daily

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I work out almost every day. Friday I almost worked out, Saturday I almost worked out, Sunday I almost worked out...

Website 4 the day:
Apollo 11 in real time:
https://apolloinrealtime.org/11/

Continue reading ...
 

Family debates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I’ve come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have food in their mouths.
-- Kenneth Cole

Website 4 the day:
Python machine learning:
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/cfxxcd/machine_learning_get_started_with_python

Continue reading ...
 

Everything predetermined

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I have noticed that even people who claim everything is pre­determined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.
-- Stephen Hawking

Website 4 the day:
Lightworks video editor:
https://www.lwks.com/

Continue reading ...
 

The 3 R's

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
You know there’s a problem when you realize that out of the three Rs, only one begins with an R.
-- Dennis Miller

Website 4 the day:
CD/DVD burner:
http://infrarecorder.org/

Continue reading ...
 

An intellectual

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
-- Billy Connolly

Website 4 the day:
Algorithm tutorial:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn2ipk-jqgZiAHiA70hOxAj8RMUeqYNK

Continue reading ...
 

Lion vs. calf

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The lion shall lie down with the calf, but the calf won’t get much sleep
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Buy electronics from makers:
https://www.tindie.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Get better soon

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Got my boss a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she could get better.

Website 4 the day:
Free movies on YouTube:
http://zerodollarmovies.com/catalog/english

Continue reading ...
 

Why no visitors?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
Why don't aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings. One star.

Website 4 the day:
Give homeless money by phone:
https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/wjvavy/this-app-lets-you-give-money-to-homeless-people-from-your-phone

Continue reading ...
 

Diet's 2nd day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off it.
-- Jackie Gleason

Website 4 the day:
Send 5 GBytes for free:
https://transfer.pcloud.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Who are the users?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
User: the word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Live filesharing and chat:
https://volafile.org/

Continue reading ...
 

What holds ships together

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; It was riveting.
-- Stewart Francis

Website 4 the day:
Free images for transfer:
https://thegraphicsfairy.com/

Continue reading ...
 

When I was younger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
One time, a guy handed me a picture and said, “Here’s a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is when you were younger.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Draw a stickman:
http://www.drawastickman.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Never boils

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 10, 2019, In : Humor 
A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid.
-- Lesley Wake

Website 4 the day:
Track when an image is seen:
https://grabify.link/

Continue reading ...
 

An origami store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
I had a business plan for an origami store, but It folded.

Website 4 the day:
Compare airfares:
https://www.airfarewatchdog.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Confidence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.
-- Tina Fey

Website 4 the day:
Free local TV:
https://www.locast.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Forgetting history

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Fool advertisers with Firefox:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/43j8qm/firefox-will-give-you-a-fake-browsing-history-to-fool-advertisers

Continue reading ...
 

Insomnia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
-- Jon Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Picture yourself on Mt. Everest:
https://thetopofmounteverest.com/#home

Continue reading ...
 

Daydream

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 7, 2019, In : Humor 
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Spell words with chemical symbols:
https://www.chemspeller.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Investment anxiety

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I used to be mildly fearful of residential property investments. Now I have an apartment complex.

Website 4 the day:
Google slides to animated GIFs:
https://talltweets.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A fine place

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Humor 
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Screenshot a web page:
https://screenshot.guru/

Continue reading ...
 

You might as well

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
-- Joe E. Lewis

Website 4 the day:
View PCB layout:
https://openboardview.org/

Continue reading ...
 

40,000 piece puzzle

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says "go outside."
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Signal waveform editor:
https://wavedrom.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Kangaroo high jumps

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
I saw a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State building, but was only because the building can't jump.

Website 4 the day:
Free 40 minute web/video conferencing:
https://zoom.us/

Continue reading ...
 

Bilingual hockey players

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
-- Gordie Howe

Website 4 the day:
It's OK to ask for more time:
https://www.hbs.edu/faculty/Publication%20Files/19-064_8312949a-87f4-493b-8362-d364382c3db4.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Outdoor fun and more

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Secure OS:
https://tails.boum.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Didn’t say it.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t care what the tape says. I didn’t say it.
-- Ray Malavasi

Website 4 the day:
Anonymous OS:
https://www.whonix.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Just can't win

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams

Website 4 the day:
Bootable USB privacy:
https://tails.boum.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Cricket in heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 20, 2019, In : Humor 
Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.
-- Alec Douglas Home

Website 4 the day:
A person's looks from their speech:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1905.09773.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Hippo vs. Zippo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 12, 2019, In : Humor 
The difference Between a Hippo and a Zippo: one's really heavy, the others a little lighter.

Website 4 the day:
Find out about people:
https://thatsthem.com

Continue reading ...
 

Religious differences

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019, In : Humor 
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

Website 4 the day:
Get stock by buying stuff:
https://bumped.com/

Continue reading ...
 

The inevitable

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 6, 2019, In : Humor 
Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine.
-- Robert C. Gallagher

Website 4 the day:
Retargetable decompiler:
https://retdec.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A landscape gardener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
I tried to hire a landscape gardener but he turned down the job because my yard was laid out as portrait.

Website 4 the day:
Vintage cat photos:
https://petapixel.com/2019/05/24/vintage-photos-of-cats-doing-human-things/

Continue reading ...
 

Middle age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
-- Bob Hope

Website 4 the day:
Where is your birthday in Pi?
http://mypiday.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A bad memory

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Website 4 the day:
Free textbooks:
https://openstax.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Hard to put up with

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Create an avatar:
https://getavataaars.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Man's worst enemy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
Alcohol may be , but the bible says love your enemy.
-- Frank Sinatra

Website 4 the day:
Stay for free:
https://lifehacker.com/how-to-stay-for-free-anywhere-in-the-world-1832965711

Continue reading ...
 

Foolishly spent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 1, 2019, In : Humor 
Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly.
-- George Raft

Website 4 the day:
Virtualbox tutorial:
https://www.systemcodegeeks.com/virtualization/virtualbox/virtualbox-tutorial-virtualization-essentials/

Continue reading ...
 

Firing based on posture

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 23, 2019, In : Humor 
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

Website 4 the day:
How Bitcoin works:
https://www.bitcoinsimulator.tk/blockchain?chain=public

Continue reading ...
 

A neck brace

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.

Website 4 the day:
Zoidberg whoop:
http://www.instantwhoop.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Only one drink

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Humor 
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Gruesome Body Bakery:
http://inventorspot.com/articles/body_bread_13546

Continue reading ...
 

The finger

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I didn’t give you the finger…you earned it.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Eat and grow big:
http://slither.io/

Continue reading ...
 

Memory foam

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, May 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it’s trying to blackmail me.
-- Gary Delaney

Website 4 the day:
World Carrot Museum:
http://www.carrotmuseum.co.uk/

Continue reading ...
 

Being run down by a bike

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Every day this same bike tries to run me down. This happens repeatedly. It is a vicious cycle.

Website 4 the day:
What to watch?
https://neverthink.tv

Continue reading ...
 

Like a nighttime phone call

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
-- Evelyn Hendrickson

Website 4 the day:
Magnetic fluxlines:
https://www.hbs.edu/faculty/Publication%20Files/19-064_8312949a-87f4-493b-8362-d364382c3db4.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

So much left at the end

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
-- John Barrymore

Website 4 the day:
The true size of countries:
https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2019-04/nifn-hbt042319.php

Continue reading ...
 

Free will

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
You must believe in free will; there is no choice.
-- Isaac Bashevis Singer

Website 4 the day:
Unlock Windows files:
https://www.iobit.com/en/iobit-unlocker.php#

Continue reading ...
 

Huge drink order

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
A man walks into a bar and orders 10 times the number of drinks as anyone else there.
The bartender responds "Now that is an order of magnitude."

Website 4 the day:
Cardboard bike:
https://vimeo.com/37584656

Continue reading ...
 

Feeling alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.
-- Jimmy Kimmel

Website 4 the day:
How long to binge watch ... ?
http://tiii.me/

Continue reading ...
 

Start with a smile

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, May 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
YouTube's documentary channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_sXrcURB-Dh4az_FveeQ0Q

Continue reading ...
 

Walk the plank

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 

My mother used to make me walk the plank when I was younger, we couldn't afford a dog.

Website 4 the day:
Wasting time:
https://iwastesomuchtime.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Billions for schools and roads

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
-- Andy Borowitz

Website 4 the day:
Find similar musicians:
https://www.music-map.com/ 

Continue reading ...
 

Why two senators?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The reason that there are two senators from each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Things organized neatly:
http://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com/

Continue reading ...
 

The purpose of the brain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
-- Peter De Vries

Website 4 the day:
Museum of Flight:
http://www.museumofflight.org/Explore-The-Museum/

Continue reading ...
 

My old neighborhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Where I grew up, you could walk ten blocks and never leave the scene of a crime.
-- Charlie Callas

Website 4 the day:
Audio-only films:
https://thenextweb.com/shareables/2019/04/03/listen-to-movie-at-work/

Continue reading ...
 

How to have a good day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft courses:  
https://academy.microsoft.com/en-us/professional-program/tracks/

Continue reading ...
 

Only golf

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Golf is the only sport where the object is to play as little as possible.
-- Charles G. McLoughlin

Website 4 the day:
Gardening tips:
http://freeplants.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A place for hotels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
A hotel is a place that keeps the makers of twenty-five-watt lightbulbs in business.
-- Shelley Berman

Website 4 the day:
Ring of 48 high-speed cameras:
https://youtu.be/3fu3anMtDS8

Continue reading ...
 

Trouble with NYC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
The trouble with New York is that it's so convenient to everything I can't afford.
-- Jack Barry

Website 4 the day:
Plant watercolors:
https://usdawatercolors.nal.usda.gov/pom/search.xhtml

Continue reading ...
 

Talking dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
If dogs could talk, they's say things like: "Hey! Hey! Hey!"
Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Check USB manufacturer information:
https://www.softpedia.com/get/System/System-Info/ChipGenius.shtml

Continue reading ...
 

Things to never eat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Never eat anything that has to be explained.
-- Charles Schulz

Website 4 the day:
Popular cars through the years:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/g23320934/car-history/

Continue reading ...
 

Blank dictionary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.

Website 4 the day:
How to be a Wikipedia editor:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/howto-become-wikipedia-editor/

Continue reading ...
 

Food for travel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Never travel without food in your pocket - if only to throw at attacking dogs.
-- E. S. Bates

Website 4 the day:
Are you owed a refund?
https://paribus.co/

Continue reading ...
 

The Flemish masters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
We studied the Flemish masters using real phlegm.
-- Lew Cady

Website 4 the day:
Data breach support:
https://www.breachclarity.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Happily married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the day:
7.5 billion people on one chart:
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/04/the-world-s-7-5-billion-people-in-one-chart/

Continue reading ...
 

Politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor 
Politics: 'Poli' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures.'
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
The biggest theft:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnh0Z51H87s

Continue reading ...
 

Magic trapdoor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor 
A magician added a trapdoor into his show. But I think it’s just a stage he’s going through.

Website 4 the day:
URL lengthener:
http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Money in golf

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor 
You can make a lot of money playing golf. Just ask my ex-wives.
-- Lee Trevino

Website 4 the day:
Unsearchable YouTube videos:
http://defaultfile.name/

Continue reading ...
 

As a porcupine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor 
A friend said that in the next life she'd like to come back as a porcupine. She doesn't like crowds.
-- Brian Andreas

Website 4 the day:
Is it normal?
https://www.isitnormal.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Birthday present

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
I gave a bald friend a comb for his birthday. I think he liked the gift because he said he would never part with it.

Website 4 the day:
Three words can pinpoint your location:
https://what3words.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Canine IQ

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
Python data analysis library:
https://pandas.pydata.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Climbing the ladder

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
59 ways to cook eggs:
https://youtu.be/qWAagS_MANg

Continue reading ...
 

Excellent lawyer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
360-degree view of the Milky Way Galaxy:
https://futurism.com/the-byte/360-degree-video-milky-way-galaxy

Continue reading ...
 

Not even an inkling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling.
-- Robert Brault

Website 4 the day:
Genderless voice:
https://www.fastcompany.com/90321378/the-worlds-first-genderless-ai-voice-is-here-listen-now

Continue reading ...
 

May duct tape be with you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 27, 2019, In : Humor 
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
-- Carl Zwanzig

Website 4 the day:
Traffic simulation:
http://traffic-simulation.de/

Continue reading ...
 

Born again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Humor 
I thought about being born again, but my mother refused.

Website 4 the day:
Hard pressure points:
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/324699.php

Continue reading ...
 

Answering an argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Humor 
If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
YouTube mashups:
https://rave.dj/

Continue reading ...
 

Family fun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Humor 
There's no such thing as fun for the whole family.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
How random are you?
https://www.expunctis.com/2019/03/07/Not-so-random.html

Continue reading ...
 

Revealing signatures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 18, 2019, In : Humor 

A signature always reveals a man's character — and sometimes even his name.
-- Evan Esar

Website 4 the day:
Relative cost of living: 
https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/

Continue reading ...
 

My broken marionette

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, In : Humor 
I am giving away my broken marionette. No strings attached.

Website 4 the day:
This startup does not exist
https://thisstartupdoesnotexist.com/

Continue reading ...
 

If at first you don't succeed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 13, 2019, In : Humor 
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek DS9 OPS sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDEO07viY-g

Continue reading ...
 

Mexican magician

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
A Mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said, Uno, Dose, and he disappeared without a trace

Website 4 the day:
Video editor:
https://shotcut.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Pessimism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.
-- Jean Rostand

Website 4 the day:
Fold clothes like Marie Kondo:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/storage-organization/how-to-fold-clothes-like-marie-kondo/

Continue reading ...
 

Keeping a man guessing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.
-- Mae West

Website 4 the day:
Search public records:
http://brbpublications.com

Continue reading ...
 

Cleaning after children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.
-- Margaret Culkin Banning

Website 4 the day:
Explore math:
https://www.desmos.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Double your money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
-- Kin Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Salaries at Google, Facebook, and Microsoft:
https://www.levels.fyi/SE/Google/Facebook/Microsoft

Continue reading ...
 

Driving me crazy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
You can't drive me crazy because I am close enough to walk.

Website 4 the day:
Motherboard speaker music?
https://techcrunch.com/2019/02/08/feel-the-beep-this-album-is-played-entirely-on-a-pc-motherboard-speaker/

Continue reading ...
 

Crossing paths

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Hiding places:
https://www.familyhandyman.com/smart-homeowner/the-ultimate-guide-for-secret-hiding-places-in-your-home/view-all/

Continue reading ...
 

Invention of high heels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley

Website 4 the day:
Video games as medicine:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doctors-may-soon-prescribe-a-video-game-for-mental-health_n_55c9182ae4b0f1cbf1e60df9

Continue reading ...
 

Astrology

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 28, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Website 4 the day:
Google knows where you have been:
https://www.google.com/maps/timeline

Continue reading ...
 

Paper or plastic?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."

Website 4 the day:
Color consciousness
https://www.eastman.org/sites/default/files/technicolor/pdfs/ColorConsultants_ColorConsciousness.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

I hate nostalgia

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
I hate nostalgia. Hated it then and hat it now.
-- Ed Asner

Website 4 the day:
Free proxy list:
http://free-proxy.cz/en/

Continue reading ...
 

Not all drugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
I am not opposed to all drugs. I watch TV.
-- Paul Krassner

Website 4 the day:
Becoming an organism:
http://digg.com/video/cell-division-time-lapse

Continue reading ...
 

Tranquilizers for all

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
If everyone took tranquilizers, nobody would need them.
-- Edmund Orrin

Website 4 the day:
Where is Starman?
https://www.whereisroadster.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Not by words alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
Man does not live by words alone, even though he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson

Website 4 the day:
Fastest growing US jobs:
https://bit.ly/2RM2voJ

Continue reading ...
 

Baldness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 22, 2019, In : Humor 
If you're bald, remember that grass doesn't grow on a busy street.
-- William Hague

Website 4 the day:
National Forest typeface:
https://nationalparktypeface.com/Download

Continue reading ...
 

I'm a deck of cards!

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 5, 2019, In : Humor 
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!"
The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later." |

Website 4 the day:
Google slides to animated GIF:
https://talltweets.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Nobody is Perfect.

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 4, 2019, In : Humor 
Nobody is Perfect.
I am Nobody.

Website 4 the day:
Boxes? Hallways?
http://crossdivisions.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Salt water fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Humor 
Fish live in salt water because they sneeze in pepper water.

Website 4 the day:
Map of anonymous Wikipedia edits:
http://www.lkozma.net/wpv/index.html

Continue reading ...
 

Not too long

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Humor 
If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Short films:
http://sheepfilms.co.uk/category/shortfilms/

Continue reading ...
 

Expiration dates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 29, 2019, In : Humor 
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Find stigmatized properties:
https://www.housecreep.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Would give my right arm

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Humor 
I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

Website 4 the day:
Shake your head to see an image:
https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/latest-viral-optical-illusion-has-you-shaking-your-head-to-see-hidden-image/

Continue reading ...
 

Shopping for happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Humor 
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.
-- Gertrude Stein

Website 4 the day:
How much of the internet is fake?
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/12/how-much-of-the-internet-is-fake.html

Continue reading ...
 

Write a novel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 24, 2019, In : Humor 
I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Public safety streams:
https://www.broadcastify.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A thirteenth floor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but publishers aren't afraid of Chapter 11?

Website 4 the day:
Cat history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsj-hDW9bS8

Continue reading ...
 

Jury duty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
I have never served on a jury because I am usually the accused.
-- Robert Pinske

Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://www.imdb.com/freedive/

Continue reading ...
 

Eating and intelligence

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
I won't eat any form of intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive.
-- Marty Feldman

Website 4 the day:
Recover lost photos and videos:
https://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/PhotoRec

Continue reading ...
 

Cooking tip

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Cooking tip: wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
-- Nicole Hollander

Website 4 the day:
Recover lost data:
https://www.cgsecurity.org/wiki/TestDisk

Continue reading ...
 

Live by yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 16, 2019, In : Humor 
When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits disappear.
-- Merrill Markoe

Website 4 the day:
Find similar songs:
http://moretrackslikethis.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Selling my vacuum

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust.

Website 4 the day:
Motivation game-style:
https://lvluplife.com/

Continue reading ...
 

John Madden

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
John Madden is a man who didn't let success go to his clothes.
-- Mike Ditka

Website 4 the day:
If the moon was one pixel:
http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html

Continue reading ...
 

Singer from Rhode Island

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
I first billed myself as a signer from Rhode Island, an act of Providence.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Memory games:
http://www.memozor.com/memory-game-online-free

Continue reading ...
 

A dental plan

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 8, 2019, In : Humor 
I finally have a dental plan. I chew on the other side.
-- Janine Ditullio

Website 4 the day:
MP3 to text:
https://www.ofoct.com/audio-converter/audio-to-text.html

Continue reading ...
 

Is it a missle?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Humor 
Is it still called a "missile" if it hits the target?

Website 4 the day:
Create a logo:
https://logomaker.thehoth.com/

Continue reading ...
 

No girlfriend

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Humor 
I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Web app development community:
https://glitch.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Ruination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 5, 2019, In : Humor 
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Bill Watterson

Website 4 the day:
How funny are words?
https://link.springer.com/article/10.3758/s13428-017-0930-6

Continue reading ...
 

So stupid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Humor 
A friend was so stupid that he had to change states and take on an assumed name. He was in the Witless Protection Program.

Website 4 the day:
Guesses the character you are thinking of:
https://en.akinator.com/game

Continue reading ...
 

Only one regret

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Humor 
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
MP3 tag editor:
https://www.mp3tag.de/

Continue reading ...
 

Be sorry tomorrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018, In : Humor 
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Network scanner:
https://angryip.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Apple's new car

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows.

Website 4 the day:
#1 song when you were born:
https://playback.fm/birthday-song

Continue reading ...
 

Bureaucrats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants.
-- Harry S. Truman

Website 4 the day:
Program in emojis:
https://www.emojicode.org/

Continue reading ...
 

10 percent of brains

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
We only use 10 percent of our brains. Think what we could do if we used the other 60 percent.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
Museum of endangered sounds:
http://savethesounds.info/

Continue reading ...
 

General Failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018, In : Humor 
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Free PDF editor:
http://pdfedit.cz/en/index.html

Continue reading ...
 

Sandwich in a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
“Sorry,” growls the bartender, “we don’t serve food here.”

Website 4 the day:
Cat, solid or liquid?
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2649/Physicist-Wins-Ig-Noble-Prize-For-Study-On-Whether-Cats-Should-Be-Classified-As-Liquids-Or-Solids

Continue reading ...
 

Keep your facts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Find your perfect Linux distribution:
https://librehunt.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Motivational tapes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
I have a set of motivational tapes, but I never feel like watching them.
-- Daniel Liebert

Website 4 the day:
Download videos:
https://www.xvideothief.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Bought a staple gun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My husband bought a staple gun. Now we have to bring food to the cat.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Free streaming movies:
https://www.kanopy.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Fine line of cooking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My wife treads a fine line between cooking and arson.
-- Bill Hoest

Website 4 the day:
Is your Flash drive fake?
https://www.rmprepusb.com/tutorials/-fake-usb-flash-memory-drives

Continue reading ...
 

Failed magicians

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half-sisters.

Website 4 the day:
Free magic tricks:
https://trickshop.com/free-downloads.html

Continue reading ...
 

Why a magician?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I became a magician when my sister told me she got $100 a trick.
-- Michael Finney

Website 4 the day:
$99 Linux laptop:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonevangelho/2018/11/21/pinebook-my-first-few-surprising-hours-with-a-99-linux-laptop/#298169725be2

Continue reading ...
 

The noblest dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
The noblest dog is the hot dog, which feeds the hand that bites it.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Website 4 the day:
US population by state:
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/9yasnn/us_population_growth_by_state_19002017_oc/

Continue reading ...
 

Too much music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky

Website 4 the day:
Google products that flopped:
https://gcemetery.co/

Continue reading ...
 

Psychoanalysis takes years

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 

Psychoanalysis is a process that usually takes years, which is why Freudians have such lovely summer homes.
-- Cynthia Heimel

Website 4 the day:
Recover deleted files:
https://www.ccleaner.com/recuva

Continue reading ...
 

17 days straight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I've been straight for seventeen days . . . but not all in a row.
-- sam Kinison

Website 4 the day:
Free graphic viewer:
https://www.irfanview.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A theatrical performance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018, In : Humor 
I saw a theatrical performance of a dictionary. It was a play on words.

Website 4 the day:
Quantum gravity research:
http://www.quantumgravityresearch.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Life is short

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 27, 2018, In : Humor 
Life is too short to learn German.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Free TV:
https://view.yahoo.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Balloon exercising

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
I used to lift balloons for exercise. But, I stopped because It wasn't really working out.

Website 4 the day:
Pedestrian devoured by sink hole:
https://digg.com/video/sinkhole-lanzhou-city?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email

Continue reading ...
 

Fishing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
Teach a man to fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
-- Zenna Schaffer

Website 4 the day:
Einstein's concern a decade before rise of Nazis:
https://noox.app/us/3395960

Continue reading ...
 

Used to do drugs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Social media and depression:
https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-instagram-snapchat-social-media-well-being-2018-11

Continue reading ...
 

Truth is beauty

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
It's difficult to reconcile that concept that truth is beauty with orthodontia and nose jobs.
-- Judith Viorst

Website 4 the day:
AI for all:
https://www.acumos.org/

Continue reading ...
 

A good listener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 19, 2018, In : Humor 
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
-- Katherine Whitehorn

Website 4 the day:
An app to save everything:
https://collect.wetransfer.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Sale at a turf farm

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Humor 
I just heard that the local turf farm was having a yard sale.

Website 4 the day:
Cheat sheets:
https://www.cheatography.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Object in motion or rest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Humor 
An object in motion will continue in the wrong direction. An object at rest will remain in the wrong place.
-- David Gerold

Website 4 the day:
Site for early adopters:
https://betalist.com/

Continue reading ...
 

My retirement plan

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Humor 
My retirement plan is a slippery floor in a department store.
-- Keith McGill

Website 4 the day:
Make an app or game without programming:
https://www.buildbox.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Information booth job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 12, 2018, In : Humor 
I was hired for a job in an information booth with no questions asked.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Sub-$1 microcontrollers compared:
https://jaycarlson.net/microcontrollers/

Continue reading ...
 

The auto body shop

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 31, 2018, In : Humor 
The auto body shop was wreck-a-mended.

Website 4 the day:
Home for introverts:
https://www.riskology.co/blog/

Continue reading ...
 

Breeding rabbits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018, In : Humor 
Breeding rabbits was a hare-raising experience.

Website 4 the day:
Penny pictures:
http://www.fincher.org/Misc/Pennies/BigTower.shtml

Continue reading ...
 

Refuse to admit

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018, In : Humor 
I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
-- Nancy Astor

Website 4 the day:
Calculus from over 100 years ago:
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/33283/33283-pdf.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Middle aged

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 27, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
-- Barry Cryer

Website 4 the day:
Meet halfway:
https://www.meetways.com/

Continue reading ...
 

This morning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

Website 4 the day:
Trumpet vs. hair:
http://trumpdonald.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Intelligent life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
-- Bob Monkhouse

Website 4 the day:
Odd research:
https://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/

Continue reading ...
 

Ultimate frustration

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
-- Sam Ewing

Website 4 the day:
Stephen Hawkings' final paper:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1810.01847.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Soar in the clouds

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek bridge sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnU2qn6-hz4

Continue reading ...
 

Camping in nature

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Count sheep:
http://www.icantsleep.help/

Continue reading ...
 

Fond of children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 17, 2018, In : Humor 
I am fond of children - except boys.
-- Lewis Carroll

Website 4 the day:
Count the flashes:
https://digg.com/video/rabbit-illusion

Continue reading ...
 

Russian Dolls

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Humor 
I hate Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.

Website 4 the day:
Click to remove:
http://www.clicktoremove.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Writing a book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
This guy wants your money:
http://www.ijustwantyourmoney.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Internet answers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Humor 
The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.
-- Ward Cunningham

Website 4 the day:
Recover from brain freeze:
https://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/124879/file-1305051026-pdf/GENARD_METHOD_CHEAT_SHEETS/Genard_Method_Cheat_Sheet_5WaysToRecoverFromABrainFreeze_PDF.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Increased esteem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 15, 2018, In : Humor 
My esteem for this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now that when people wave at me, they use all their fingers.
-- Jimmy Carter

Website 4 the day:
Data visualization:
https://serialmentor.com/dataviz/

Continue reading ...
 

Never date a tennis player

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 6, 2018, In : Humor 
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

Website 4 the day:
SPAM® museum:
http://www.spam.com/museum

Continue reading ...
 

Knowledge vs. underwear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Learn photography:
http://photoskop.com/

Continue reading ...
 

So surprised

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
-- Gracie Allen

Website 4 the day:
Result of a nuclear bomb:
https://outrider.org/nuclear-weapons/interactive/bomb-blast

Continue reading ...
 

Ain't sleeping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
-- Jonathan Raban

Website 4 the day:
What's it like to be dyslexic:
https://geon.github.io/programming/2016/03/03/dsxyliea

Continue reading ...
 

Invention of swearing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
-- Finley Peter Dunne

Website 4 the day:
Watch a palate make sounds
https://dood.al/pinktrombone/

Continue reading ...
 

Every successful man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 5, 2018, In : Humor 
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-- Maryon Pearson

Website 4 the day:
Behind the news:
http://time.com/photography/lightbox/

Continue reading ...
 

Neighbor's chickens

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Humor 
My neighbor's chickens were eating my garden, so I put up a fence. Now it is impeccable.

Website 4 the day:
If you are bored:
https://www.boredbutton.com/

Continue reading ...
 

They laughed at Joan of Arc

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Humor 
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it anyway.
-- Gracie Allen

Website 4 the day:
Free wallpaper:
https://interfacelift.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Meek inheritance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Humor 
The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it.
-- Jackie Vernon

Website 4 the day:
Make things:
https://www.tinkercad.com/#/

Continue reading ...
 

Only flair

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 25, 2018, In : Humor 
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
-- Pauline Kael

Website 4 the day:
Chart of Electromagnetic Radiations:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/llnl/9403051123/sizes/l/

Continue reading ...
 

Sued the airline

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 22, 2018, In : Humor 
When I sued the airline for my missing luggage, the verdict was that I lost my case.

Website 4 the day:
USA in numbers:
https://usafacts.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Major problem mistakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, September 22, 2018, In : Humor 
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Machine learning with Python:
https://towardsdatascience.com/a-complete-machine-learning-walk-through-in-python-part-one-c62152f39420

Continue reading ...
 

A dirty bird

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My parrot was dirty, so I bought a feather duster.

Website 4 the day:
Lightning map: 
http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=30

Continue reading ...
 

Went for a massage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Humor 
I went for a massage because I wanted to be kneaded.

Website 4 the day:
Accomplishments by your age:
http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished/index.html

Continue reading ...
 

Photographing Shirley Temple

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Humor 
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
-- Tallulah Bankhead

Website 4 the day:
Better CLI commands:
https://remysharp.com/2018/08/23/cli-improved

Continue reading ...
 

Violin vs. viola

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Humor 
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the day:
Make slogan great again:
http://beat2020.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Of doors and dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 10, 2018, In : Humor 
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:
Online TV:
http://xumo.tv

Continue reading ...
 

Missing eggs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
The chicken couldn't find her eggs. She must have mislaid them.

Website 4 the day:
Conference call simulator:
http://conferencecall.biz/

Continue reading ...
 

Full of it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
Life is full of obstacle illusions.
-- Grant Frazier

Website 4 the day:
Who loves you more?
https://melmagazine.com/ranking-every-kind-of-pet-by-how-capable-it-is-of-loving-you-72d38f87e20f 

Continue reading ...
 

Nobody listens

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:
I said don't call me!
http://isaiddontcall.me/

Continue reading ...
 

Awake in case of emergency

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Library e-books and audiobooks:
https://meet.libbyapp.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Comes a time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
-- Casey Stengel

Website 4 the day:
Text to image:
http://t2i.cvalenzuelab.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Walking on water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 31, 2018, In : Humor 
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
-- Lyndon B. Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Python introduction:
https://medium.freecodecamp.org/learning-python-from-zero-to-hero-120ea540b567

Continue reading ...
 

Dog from a hat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Humor 
I saw a magician pull a full-sized dog out of a large hat. It was a Labracadabrador.

Website 4 the day:
Worst search result:
http://feelingunlucky.today/

Continue reading ...
 

Dinner music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Humor 
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton

Website 4 the day:
Your animal weight:
http://myanimalweight.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A good listener

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, August 17, 2018, In : Humor 
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
-- Kin Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Listen to the moon trip:
https://www.newsweek.com/inside-apollo-11-you-can-now-listen-buzz-aldrin-and-neil-armstrongs-1043435

Continue reading ...
 

Back on your feet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Humor 
The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.

Website 4 the day:
The customer is not always right:
https://notalwaysright.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Rides from strange men

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, August 16, 2018, In : Humor 
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
-- Robin Morgan

Website 4 the day:
How fast is your internet download?
https://fast.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Paying taxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried — but they wanted cash.

Website 4 the day:
Tour the stars:
http://stars.chromeexperiments.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Dog adoption

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m planning to adopt a dog soon, it wasn’t my first choice but my doctor told me I can’t have any biologically.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Quantum computers, explained:
https://www.explainingcomputers.com/quantum.html

Continue reading ...
 

The 2nd oldest profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Curated coding videos:
https://www.codingvideoz.com/

Continue reading ...
 

My dream job

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
1 second on the internet:
https://tecsynt.com/image/iot-white-paper-one-second.jpg

Continue reading ...
 

Chicken crossing the road

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t cook it!
-- Gordon Ramsay

Website 4 the day:
Time wasting website:
https://clickclickclick.click

Continue reading ...
 

It's useless

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 11, 2018, In : Humor 
It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk or running for office.
-- Shirley MacLaine

Website 4 the day:
Classic TV shows are sped up:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2015/03/04/tv_shows_sped_up_to_make_room_for_ads_can_you_tell_the_difference_a_quiz.html

Continue reading ...
 

Emotional wedding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. The cake was in tiers.

Website 4 the day:
Sacred texts:
http://www.sacred-texts.com/index.htm

Continue reading ...
 

What giraffes don't smell

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Create your own web page:
https://about.me/

Continue reading ...
 

Catching my eye

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella.
-- Gary Delaney

Website 4 the day:
Reddit University:
http://ureddit.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Who is weaker?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side.
-- Stuart Turner

Website 4 the day:
Track a package:
http://www.boxoh.com/

Continue reading ...
 

The biggest critics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, August 4, 2018, In : Humor 
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them 
-- Jackie Collins 

Website 4 the day:
Living wage calculator: 
http://livingwage.mit.edu/

Continue reading ...
 

A new store

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018, In : Humor 
I am going to start a new store that only sells Cheerios, bagels, and donuts. It will be called "Hole Foods."

Website 4 the day:
8 hours of Star Trek DS9 Quark's bar sounds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyi-5BWRWdM

Continue reading ...
 

Terrible things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018, In : Humor 
I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Free stock videos:
http://makerbook.net/video/

Continue reading ...
 

Life v. art

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 26, 2018, In : Humor 
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Free images:
https://www.typeform.com/blog/ask-awesomely/free-pics/

Continue reading ...
 

Not going to the nude beach

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018, In : Humor 
My wife refuses to go to a nude beach with me. She's just being clothes-minded.

Website 4 the day:
Paint on a speaker:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lm75v4Ndlg

Continue reading ...
 

If we can't fix it

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018, In : Humor 
If we can't fix it, it ain't broken.
-- Walt Weir

Website 4 the day:
Programming books:
https://github.com/tpn/pdfs

Continue reading ...
 

Fall of the Roman Empire

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 21, 2018, In : Humor 
One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.''
-- Robert Firth

Website 4 the day:
Open source GUI prototyping:
http://pencil.evolus.vn/Default.html

Continue reading ...
 

Letter friendly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don’t know why.

Website 4 the day:
Log into sites that need a user/password:
http://login2.me/

Continue reading ...
 

Cute sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Humor 
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
-- Will Ferrell

Website 4 the day:
Relax with soothing kitten images: 
http://www.eyebleach.me/

Continue reading ...
 

Nothing but respect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Humor 
I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Conspiracy theory list:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories

Continue reading ...
 

Weather forecast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 14, 2018, In : Humor 
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Worm follows mouse:
http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/

Continue reading ...
 

I want to win

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, In : Humor 
I want to win a huge lottery payoff, just like my dad. He never won, but he wanted to.

Website 4 the day:
Free videos:
http://videos.pexels.com

Continue reading ...
 

Flowers for no reason

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, In : Humor 
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
-- Molly McGee

Website 4 the day:
Low power Linux:
http://www.bodhilinux.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Life's problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, In : Humor 
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
HTML e-mail for Gmail:
https://htmlmail.pro/

Continue reading ...
 

Health club position

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
I applied for a position in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

Website 4 the day:
Innovators and entrepreneurs:
http://www.npr.org/podcasts/510313/how-i-built-this

Continue reading ...
 

Terrified by women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is “Notice anything different?
-- Mike Vanatta

Website 4 the day:
Computational cognitive neuroscience:
https://grey.colorado.edu/mediawiki/sites/CompCogNeuro/images/0/0e/ccnbook_08_2016.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Getting a child's attention

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
-- Lane Olinghouse

Website 4 the day:
Rewriter tools:
https://www.rewritertools.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Coffee or tea?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Details on any web site:
http://builtwith.com

Continue reading ...
 

Facebook name

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, It will say "you are now friends with Benefits."

Website 4 the day:
Web programming playground:
https://webmakerapp.com

Continue reading ...
 

Watching my drinking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Make a comic:
https://www.pixton.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Addicted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m addicted to placebos.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generate spreadsheet mock data:
https://mockaroo.com/

Continue reading ...
 

No talent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.
-- Robert Benchley

Website 4 the day:
Goldbach Conjecture calculator:
http://wims.unice.fr/wims/wims.cgi?module=tool/number/goldbach.en

Continue reading ...
 

Chapstick v. Glue Stick

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
My girlfriend asked me to pass her the Chapstick and I accidentally passed her the Glue Stick! She hasn't said a word to me since.

Website 4 the day:
Hi-def NYC flyover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN3uF3990Q0

Continue reading ...
 

Everybody lies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
-- Nick Diamos

Website 4 the day:
VPN comparison:
https://thatoneprivacysite.net/vpn-comparison-chart/

Continue reading ...
 

Indonesian drivers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Once you see the drivers in Indonesia, you understand why religion plays such a big part in their lives.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Digital literacy terms:
https://www.tolerance.org/magazine/fall-2017/speaking-of-digital-literacy

Continue reading ...
 

Going to an opera

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Going to an opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment.
-- Hannah More

Website 4 the day:
Thinking in systems:
http://ncase.me/loopy/

Continue reading ...
 

An oboe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
An oboe is an ill wind that nobody blows good.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Software project management (free for a three-member team):
https://clubhouse.io/

Continue reading ...
 

High heating bill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
My landlord wanted to make an appointment to talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, "My door is always open".

Website 4 the day:
Audio-only television:
http://blindy.tv/

Continue reading ...
 

Love my friends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I love my friends. Without them, I'd be the most screwed-up person I know.
-- Margo Black

Website 4 the day:
Remove website malware:
https://hackercombat.com/fix-malware-from-your-website-free/

Continue reading ...
 

Driving too fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I drive much too fast to worry about cholesterol.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Check files or websites for viruses:
https://www.virustotal.com/#/home/upload

Continue reading ...
 

Ignorance is bliss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
-- Philip Howard

Website 4 the day:
AI Algorithms:
http://wps.aw.com/wps/media/objects/5771/5909832/PDF/Luger_0136070477_1.pdf


Continue reading ...
 

Shoveling snow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Humor 
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.

Website 4 the day:
Why we like junk food:
http://jamesclear.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/why-humans-like-junk-food-steven-witherly.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Dissatisfied with life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Humor 
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Mount. St. Helens missing photos:
https://www.whas11.com/mobile/article/news/local/mount-st-helens-eruption-never-before-published-photos/417-550397455

Continue reading ...
 

Blonde jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 1, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:
Remove USB write protection:
https://windows101tricks.com/how-to-remove-write-protection-from-usb

Continue reading ...
 

Great reflexes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
With great reflexes comes great response ability.

Website 4 the day:
Laws of spacecraft design:
https://spacecraft.ssl.umd.edu/akins_laws.html

Continue reading ...
 

Making exercise fun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?“
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Free 3D CAD:
https://www.onshape.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Avoid temptation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
-- Joey Adams

Website 4 the day:
Chrome browser's malware detector:
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/tips/web-browsers/using-chrome-settings-cleanup-to-scan-for-unwanted-software-using-chrome/

Continue reading ...
 

Laziness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
-- Jules Renard

Website 4 the day:
Audio books:

Continue reading ...
 

Congressmen

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, May 30, 2018, In : Humor 
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
-- Milton Berle

Website 4 the day:
Classic DOS games:
https://classicreload.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Girl named Ilene

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
A girl called herself Ilene because one leg was shorter than the other. 

Website 4 the day:
A hub for inspiration: 
https://www.ideaspies.com/

Continue reading ...
 

All men are equal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
One man is a good as another until he has written a book.
-- Benjamin Jowett

Website 4 the day:
Free photos:
http://imcreator.com/free

Continue reading ...
 

Five and dime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Artificial Intelligence:
http://myweb.sabanciuniv.edu/rdehkharghani/files/2016/02/Prentice-Hall-Series-in-Artificial-Intelligence-Stuart-Russell-Peter-Norvig-Artificial-Intelligence_-A-Modern-Approach-Prentice-Hall-2010.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Positively bald

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
-- Don Herold

Website 4 the day:
Firefox tips:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/tips-tricks-firefox

Continue reading ...
 

Bought batteries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, May 18, 2018, In : Humor 
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Blockchain course:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOVAbKKSH10

Continue reading ...
 

A red tomato

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Humor 
The tomato was red because it saw the salad dressing.

Website 4 the day:
Zoom quilt:
http://zoomquilt2.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Naive kid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Humor 
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Monitor Windows connections:
https://www.nirsoft.net/utils/cports.html

Continue reading ...
 

Seeking a blessing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Humor 
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
-- Jerome K. Jerome

Website 4 the day:
Make a podcast:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.spreaker.android.studio

Continue reading ...
 

The opening before

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 14, 2018, In : Humor 
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
-- Ronald Reagan

Website 4 the day:
Research content:
http://buzzsumo.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Moses was first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
Moses was the first person to bring data down from the cloud.

Website 4 the day:
Arbitrary online calculator:
https://apfloat.appspot.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Don't trust children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Learn GIT:
http://gitimmersion.com

Continue reading ...
 

Noisy brakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Automatically get credit card benefits:
https://www.siftwallet.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A rich man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Privacy-focused Linux:
http://pureos.net

Continue reading ...
 

Laugh at yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, May 3, 2018, In : Humor 
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Experimental security feature of Chrome:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/enable-chrome-strict-site-isolation/

Continue reading ...
 

Library birthday party

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 27, 2018, In : Humor 
As a bibliophile, I wanted to reserve the library for my birthday party, but it was all booked up.

Website 4 the day:
Free sound effects:
https://www.soundjay.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Avoid typos

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
If you don't avoid typos, the errorists win.

Website 4 the day:
Interesting images from Google Street View:
http://9-eyes.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A book for a desert island

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Will robots take my job?
https://www.replacedbyrobot.info/

Continue reading ...
 

Importance of a dog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
-- Nora Ephron

Website 4 the day:
Decode encoded URLs:
https://www.urlencoder.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Rice is great

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Torrent websites:
http://www.alltorrentsites.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Life gives you lemons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, April 18, 2018, In : Humor 
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
-- Cathy Guisewite

Website 4 the day:
The American Museum of the House Cat:
http://tiny.cc/housecat

Continue reading ...
 

Marriage is grand

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
Marriage is Grand. Divorce is 100 Grand.

Website 4 the day:
Vulgar words of the past:
http://publicdomainreview.org/collections/a-classical-dictionary-of-the-vulgar-tongue-1788/

Continue reading ...
 

My family tree

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Public domain images:
http://publicdomainarchive.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Gambling definition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
-- Wilson Mizner

Website 4 the day:
Better media player:
https://mpc-hc.org/

Continue reading ...
 

The art of procrastination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Block ads by DNS:
https://adguard.com/en/adguard-dns/overview.html

Continue reading ...
 

If at first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 13, 2018, In : Humor 
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
-- William Lyon Phelps

Website 4 the day:
Title generator: 
https://www.portent.com/tools/title-maker

Continue reading ...
 

No sleep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
I won't sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.

Website 4 the day:
Do you have a twin:
http://www.twinstrangers.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Not by bread alone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
-- James A. Garfield

Website 4 the day:
Improved dart board:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHTizZ_XcUM

Continue reading ...
 

Why "rush hour"?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Share text across the same network:
http://copy-paste.online

Continue reading ...
 

There is no "I"

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 9, 2018, In : Humor 
There's no "I" in denial.
-- Peter Serafinowicz 

Website 4 the day:
Learn Perl in 2.5 hours:
http://qntm.org/perl

Continue reading ...
 

Odorless air fresheners

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 31, 2018, In : Humor 
I didn't buy the odorless air fresheners. They made no scents.

Website 4 the day:
Baby map:
http://neal.fun/baby-map/

Continue reading ...
 

Two birds on a perch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Humor 
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says “Do you smell fish?”

Website 4 the day:
Airbnb horror stories:
https://www.asherfergusson.com/airbnb/

Continue reading ...
 

Talking on cellphones

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Humor 
If god meant for people to talk into cellphones, he would've put our mouths on the side of our heads.
-- Devon Sampson

Website 4 the day:
Group locations:
https://karavanapp.org/

Continue reading ...
 

No cactus expert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.
-- Mark A. Cooper

Website 4 the day:
Adventures of Dr. Eval:
https://alexnisnevich.github.io/untrusted/

Continue reading ...
 

How is this possible?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, March 26, 2018, In : Humor 
How is it possible to have a civil war?
-- George Carlin

Website 4 the day:
Run a fictitious old Windows version:
https://www.windows93.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Started with nothing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 25, 2018, In : Humor 
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
-- Seasick Steve

Website 4 the day:
Make your own comic strip:
http://stripcreator.com

Continue reading ...
 

Gym refusal

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018, In : Humor 
My boyfriend refused to go to the gym with me. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.

Website 4 the day:
The Roominator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CleTKq093sI

Continue reading ...
 

The birds and bees

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018, In : Humor 
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Transition to 100% renewable energy:
http://thesolutionsproject.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Talking to yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, March 16, 2018, In : Humor 
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
-- Franklin P. Jones

Website 4 the day:
Asteroid database:
http://www.asterank.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Belt of watches

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I once made a belt out of a lot of watches. It turned out to be a waist of time.

Website 4 the day:
Street views of Disneyland parks:
https://www.theverge.com/2018/3/6/17084348/google-maps-disneyland

Continue reading ...
 

Two wrongs don't make a right

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. 
-- Thomas Szasz

Website 4 the day:
Generate a fake name:
http://scrapgenerator.com/name/

Continue reading ...
 

When you're in jail

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, March 11, 2018, In : Humor 
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
How much is your domain name worth?
https://www.godaddy.com/domain-value-appraisal

Continue reading ...
 

Hide and seek

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 24, 2018, In : Humor 
Leopards don't play hide and seek because they are always spotted.

Website 4 the day:
Where is Starman?
http://www.whereisroadster.com/index.html

Continue reading ...
 

Whiskey diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Website 4 the day:
Planetarium for your PC:
http://stellarium.org/en_GB/

Continue reading ...
 

Not everyone an engineer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
We don't want everyone to be an engineer. The fashion crisis alone would be troubling.
-- Bill Nye

Website 4 the day:
Website security tester:
https://portswigger.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Mime gang

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
I was beaten up by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

Website 4 the day:
Anatomy:
http://teachmeanatomy.info/

Continue reading ...
 

A rare thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
Truth is such a rare thing it is delightful to tell it.
-- Emily Dickinson

Website 4 the day:
What is trending on Google:
https://trends.google.com/trends/

Continue reading ...
 

Flying south for the winter

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
Birds fly south for the winter because it is too far to walk.

Website 4 the day:
Find a site's backlinks:
http://www.backlinkwatch.com/

Continue reading ...
 

The truth will set you free

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 2, 2018, In : Humor 
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
-- Joe Klaas

Website 4 the day:
Online tone generator:
http://onlinetonegenerator.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Cole's Law

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 29, 2018, In : Humor 
Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.

Website 4 the day:
Lego Antikythera Mechanism:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLPVCJjTNgk

Continue reading ...
 

A blind date

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
My buddy set me up on a blind date & said, "Heads up, she's expecting a baby." Felt like an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper.

Website 4 the day:
Mark Twain's patented game:
http://timeonline.uoregon.edu/twain/index.php

Continue reading ...
 

Restaurant at Sea World

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
Sea World has a seafood restaurant. What do they server, slow learners?
-- Lynda Montgomery

Website 4 the day:
Birds'-eye view of New York City:
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/drone-photos-of-new-york-city.html

Continue reading ...
 

Fettuccine Alfredo

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
Fettuccine Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Make your own cryptocurrency:
https://coinlaunch.market/coincreator

Continue reading ...
 

A in philosophy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
I got an A in philosophy because I proved that my professor didn't exist.
-- Judy Tenuta

Website 4 the day:
Cookbook programming examples:
http://pleac.sourceforge.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Marriages made in Heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 12, 2018, In : Humor 
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
-- Clint Eastwood

Website 4 the day:
Anonymous web surfing:
http://anonymouse.org/anonwww.html

Continue reading ...
 

Police toilets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
Someone stole all the toilets in the police station and the officers have nothing to go on.

Website 4 the day:
Equation solver:
https://www.symbolab.com/solver

Continue reading ...
 

Not an island

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
No man is an island, so don't tie your boat to a guy.
-- Johnny Carson

Website 4 the day:
Free online PDF tools:
https://www.cleverpdf.com/

Continue reading ...
 

When all else fails

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
When all else fails, there is always self-delusion
-- Conan O'Brien

Website 4 the day:
Chat with a stranger:
http://Strangermeetup.Com

Continue reading ...
 

Sense of superiority

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
What a sense of superiority it gives one not to read a book that everybody else is reading.
-- Alice James

Website 4 the day:
Listen/vent to a stranger:
http://blahtherapy.com/chat-hub/

Continue reading ...
 

Who you know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 8, 2018, In : Humor 
It's not who you know. It's whom.
-- Reverend Peter Gomes

Website 4 the day:
Morse Code visual guide:
https://imgur.com/gallery/P9SoUiM

Continue reading ...
 

Eating snails

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food.

Website 4 the day:
Every meeting ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7agjXFFQJU

Continue reading ...
 

Predatory criminals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who lacks the capital to form a corporation.
-- Howard Scott

Website 4 the day:
How to package bubble wrap:
http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2017/11/21/5271212558922528731/640x360_MP4_5271212558922528731.mp4

Continue reading ...
 

Back to the land

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm not the type who wants to go back to the land. I'me the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Conference call "on hold" music:
https://soundcloud.com/alexcornell/im-on-hold-by-alex-cornell

Continue reading ...
 

Sent a telegram

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
I once sent a dozen friends a telegram saying "Flee at once - All is discovered." They all left town immediately.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
The Magnus Effect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OSrvzNW9FE

Continue reading ...
 

Two diets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 6, 2018, In : Humor 
I had to go on two diets at once because one wasn't giving me enough food.
-- Barry Marter

Website 4 the day:
Underground cities:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUFtgcUlzY 

Continue reading ...
 

A lifetime guarantee

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
A friend's TV came with a lifetime guarantee. When the TV broke, they killed him.

Website 4 the day:
Marriage tweets:
https://imgur.com/gallery/Vv7RH

Continue reading ...
 

Time is an illusion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
-- Douglas adams

Website 4 the day:
Well timed photos:
http://www.kickvick.com/perfectly-timed-photos

Continue reading ...
 

List of the richest

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
Sync / backup drives:
https://www.2brightsparks.com/download-syncbackfree.html

Continue reading ...
 

Got rich through hard work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
-- Don Marquis

Website 4 the day:
Washington DC Landmarks:
https://digg.com/video/washington-dc-hyperlapse

Continue reading ...
 

Fell into upholstery machine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
My uncle fell into an upholstery machine. He's fully recovered now.

Website 4 the day:
Electro-Boom:
https://www.youtube.com/user/msadaghd

Continue reading ...
 

All the money I need

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Build a custom Linux:
http://www.instalinux.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Better marriages

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
-- Zig Ziglar

Website 4 the day:
Free online classes:
https://outschool.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Eating animals

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
-- Tom Snyder

Website 4 the day:
Planetary motions and Homer Simpson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVuU2YCwHjw

Continue reading ...
 

Help you move

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
-- Jim Hayes

Website 4 the day:
What countries are best at:
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/international-number-ones-statistics-world-map-2016-original.jpg

Continue reading ...
 

A cheap taser

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
When I bought a cheap taser on the internet and it turned out to be broken, no one was shocked.

Website 4 the day:
Walk on Mars:
http://www.deccanchronicle.com/technology/in-other-news/231017/google-now-lets-you-take-a-walk-on-mars-from-your-smartphone.html

Continue reading ...
 

Retirement problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off
-- Abe Lemons

Website 4 the day:
Pet handouts:
http://www.ddfl.org/resources-publications/pet-behavior-handouts/

Continue reading ...
 

Funny as a child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:
JFK assassination collection:
https://www.archives.gov/research/jfk/background

Continue reading ...
 

Power corrupts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
-- Diana Wynne Jones

Website 4 the day:
Framework to scrape websites:
https://scrapy.org/

Continue reading ...
 

A wonderful thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
-- Franklin Jones

Website 4 the day:
Free movies:
https://tubitv.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Fish and vistors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
-- Ben Franklin

Website 4 the day:
Build a better mousetrap: 
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQv9MGcwQg4vvbdVw61mx-XMyhsq9EgmR

Continue reading ...
 

Drug dealer shoes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Website 4 the day:
Make music:
https://lmms.io/

Continue reading ...
 

Cloning

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
Wiki entries near you:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Nearby

Continue reading ...
 

Don't eat health food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
-- Robert Orben

Website 4 the day:
Online HTML editor:
https://html-online.com/editor/

Continue reading ...
 

Housekeeping

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Website 4 the day:
Universal document converter:
https://pandoc.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Avoiding temptation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
-- Joey Adams

Website 4 the day:
What is contemporary art?
https://www.google.com/culturalinstitute/beta/u/0/project/contemporary-art

Continue reading ...
 

Trash collector work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
When I started work as a trash collector, there was no training. I just picked it up as I went along.

Website 4 the day:
Weight of the internet:
http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/4/6/608946_v1.jpg

Continue reading ...
 

Love interests

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Website 4 the day:
Make an avatar:
http://www.theavatarmaker.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Behind every great man

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-- Jim Carrey

Website 4 the day:
Create bibliographies:
http://www.bibme.org/

Continue reading ...
 

What's the correct age?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 6, 2017, In : Humor 
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Free mind-mapping:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/freeplane/

Continue reading ...
 

Cross country skiing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Excel art:
http://digg.com/video/excel-artist

Continue reading ...
 

Buying stock

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 5, 2017, In : Humor 
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."
-- Claude Pepper

Website 4 the day:
Free video calls:
https://imo.im/

Continue reading ...
 

Life needs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 3, 2017, In : Humor 
My life needs editing.
 -- Mort Sahl

Website 4 the day:
Meme generator:
https://memegenerator.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Bicycling behind a bus

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
After bicycling behind a bus, I became exhausted.

Website 4 the day:
Comedy wildlife photos:
https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/2017_finalists.php

Continue reading ...
 

Checkers vs. chess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
Checkers is safer to play than chess because in checkers you can't fall asleep and get a king stuck in your eye.
-- Jim Loy

Website 4 the day:
Useful Latin?
http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/handy-latin.html

Continue reading ...
 

School I attended

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
Check your website's links:
https://wummel.github.io/linkchecker/

Continue reading ...
 

Christmastime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
-- Phyllis Diller

Website 4 the day:
AI-assisted landing page designs:
https://firedrop.ai/

Continue reading ...
 

A trapped boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!

Website 4 the day:
Classic Science Fiction:
http://www.voidspace.org.uk/library/classic_scifi.shtml

Continue reading ...
 

Come on over

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Create a wireframe:
http://quirktools.com/wires/

Continue reading ...
 

A long time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 20, 2017, In : Humor 
Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
-- Woody Allen

Website 4 the day:
DefCon tools:
https://www.defcon.org/html/links/dc-tools.html

Continue reading ...
 

Reversible jackets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

Website 4 the day:
Where did that word come from?
http://www.etymonline.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Getting on a plane

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, ‘Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami.’ She said, ‘We can’t do that!’ I told her, ‘You did it last week!’”
-- Henny Youngman

Website 4 the day:
Cryptographic proof of a file's existence:
https://proofofexistence.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Get back my youth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 13, 2017, In : Humor 
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Life Saver lightning:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tW8q_JfmcbU

Continue reading ...
 

Back covered in lard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
About a month before he died, my uncle had his back covered in lard. After that, he went down hill fast.

Website 4 the day:
Black on the Air:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/LarryWilmoreBlackOnTheAir

Continue reading ...
 

Illegal immigrants

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country, but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million.
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:
100+ HTML templates:
https://themefisher.com/best-free-html5-templates/

Continue reading ...
 

A drinking problem

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name… and you’ve never been to that bar before.
-- Zach Galifianakis

Website 4 the day:
Securely share files:
https://onionshare.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, November 7, 2017, In : Humor 
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Personal recycling:
https://preciousplastic.com/en/videos/intro.html

Continue reading ...
 

Useless eBay

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Website 4 the day:
Does it fart?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19gMMn4Wmw3BNLWMojEy7kgrjnjVB2JlMSwd1s-nYyUc/edit#gid=0

Continue reading ...
 

Everyone hates me

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous—everyone hasn’t met me yet.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Android apps on PCs:
https://www.bignox.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Dipolmacy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
AI blog:
https://dzone.com/artificial-intelligence-tutorials-tools-news

Continue reading ...
 

Beautiful words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
The four most beautiful words in our common language? I told you so.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the day:
Google Now commands:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/secret-google-now-commands/

Continue reading ...
 

Little gowns

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in sight.

Website 4 the day:
Cat kaleidoscope:
http://catleidoscope.sergethew.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Death and taxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 23, 2017, In : Humor 
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Washington Post's Trump archive:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/trump-revealed-book-reporting-archive/

Continue reading ...
 

A sleepwalking nun

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Humor 
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.

Website 4 the day:
E-mail in real life: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTgYHHKs0Zw

Continue reading ...
 

Parked hospital bed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Humor 
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Jumping into a field of mouse traps:
https://www.cnet.com/news/1000-mousetraps-dive-trampoline-slow-mo-guys-you-tube/

Continue reading ...
 

A valued customer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Humor 
They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
-- Sophie Kinsella

Website 4 the day:
Compelling first lines:
http://landofmaps.com/2016/06/16/the-first-lines-of-some-of-the-most-iconic-books-ever-written

Continue reading ...
 

Enduring adversity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 14, 2017, In : Humor 
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity – another man’s, I mean.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
The economy:
http://www.core-econ.org/the-economy/book/text/0-3-contents.html

Continue reading ...
 

Hated driving

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
Heisenberg hated driving because every time he looked at the speedometer, he'd get lost.

Website 4 the day:
Can you spot the fakes:
https://warwickpsych.eu.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_a34DwCbDSlcGgiF&Q_JFE=0

Continue reading ...
 

One day at a time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
When people go through something rough in life, they say, “I’m taking it one day at a time.” Yes, so is everybody. Because that’s how time works.
-- Hannibal Buress

Website 4 the day:
Your webpage on different browsers:
http://browsershots.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Against picketing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Repeat a Youtube video:
https://listenonrepeat.com/

Continue reading ...
 

The smell of books

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?
-- Bridger Winegar

Website 4 the day:
Rare aircraft films:
https://www.youtube.com/user/DrydenTV/playlists

Continue reading ...
 

Perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 28, 2017, In : Humor 
The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.
-- Stanley Randall

Website 4 the day:
Web based circuit simulator:
http://www.falstad.com/circuit/circuitjs.html

Continue reading ...
 

The other side

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017, In : Humor 
To get to the other side. Why did the tachyon cross the road?

Website 4 the day:
Odd weather reports:
https://www.weatherfrom.com

Continue reading ...
 

Word to the wise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017, In : Humor 
A word to the wise is infuriating.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Types of civilizations:
https://futurism.com/images/kardashev-scale-the-kinds-of-alien-civilizations-in-our-universe/

Continue reading ...
 

Organized political party

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 27, 2017, In : Humor 
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Lithium ion batteries dangerous when punctured:
https://digg.com/2017/hydraulic-press-battery-pack

Continue reading ...
 

A Wonderful Organ

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 26, 2017, In : Humor 
The brain is a wonderful organ, it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost

Website 4 the day:
3D from your smartphone camera:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_photogrammetry_software

Continue reading ...
 

I had potential

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Humor 
My physics professor said I had potential. Then he pushed me off a building.

Website 4 the day:
Welcome to the future:
http://www.futuretimeline.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Humor 
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
-- David Lee Roth

Website 4 the day:
The only knot you need:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfpzRE9sgRY

Continue reading ...
 

List of things

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 25, 2017, In : Humor 
Everyone should write a list of things they ought to do before they die ... their oughtobiography.

Website 4 the day:
Museum of unworkable devices:
http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/museum/unwork.htm

Continue reading ...
 

Another word

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
What's another word for Thesaurus?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Most expensive Google Adwords:
https://www.inc.com/larry-kim/these-are-the-10-most-expensive-google-keywords.html

Continue reading ...
 

Long walks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Fred Allen

Website 4 the day:
Recognizing pictured dishes:
http://www.vision.ee.ethz.ch/datasets_extra/food-101/

Continue reading ...
 

Diet's 2nd day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off it.
-- Jackie Gleason

Website 4 the day:
Robot lights:
www.treehugger.com/sustainable-product-design/reactive-solar-powered-lights-species-illumination-bob-de-graaf.html

Continue reading ...
 

Smoking an e-cigarette

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.

Website 4 the day:
Domino row building machine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1-wU9NgsV4

Continue reading ...
 

Divorce

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.

Website 4 the day:
Rock music:
https://vimeo.com/208067675

Continue reading ...
 

A balanced diet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 4, 2017, In : Humor 
My idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Website 4 the day:
Turbo encapulator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag

Continue reading ...
 

New cliches

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
What we need are new cliches.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

Website 4 the day:
Unfold a building:
https://vimeo.com/193884074

Continue reading ...
 

Tax code

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
The tax code is ten times bigger than the Bible without the good news.
-- Dave Camp

Website 4 the day:
Moon landing video:
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-beautiful-short-film-recreates-the-moon-landing-us-1795928746

Continue reading ...
 

Helpful earthquakes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
Earthquakes are helpful if you are bowling.
-- Henry Cho

Website 4 the day:
Make your own GIFs: 
http://www.popsci.com/gifs-made-easy

Continue reading ...
 

Committee meetings

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
Overexposure to committee meetings can lead to a staff infection.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe

Website 4 the day:
Ransomware protection:
https://ransomfree.cybereason.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Vegetarian

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
"Vegetarian" is an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."
-- Andy Rooney

Website 4 the day:
Founding Fathers and religion:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeff-schweitzer/founding-fathers-we-are-n_b_6761840.html

Continue reading ...
 

16th birthday surprise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
On my sixteenth birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed.
-- Tom Cotter

Website 4 the day:
USPS dropbox and mailbox locator:
http://www.payphone-project.com/usps-mailboxes/index.html

Continue reading ...
 

U.S. Taxes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States, but I would be just as proud for half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey

Website 4 the day:
Build a Chrome extension:
https://www.codebite.pk/wp-content/cache/all/create-chrome-extension/index.html

Continue reading ...
 

A revolving door

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
I knew a couple who met in a revolving door. I think they're still going round together.

Website 4 the day:
Amazon's warehouse robots:
http://www.chonday.com/Videos/how-the-amazon-warehouse-works

Continue reading ...
 

Ben Hur, the cat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, August 14, 2017, In : Humor 
We have a cat named Ben Hur. We called it Ben until it had kittens.
-- Sally Poplin

Website 4 the day:
15 useful Windows command line commands:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/15-cmd-commands-every-windows-user-know/

Continue reading ...
 

TV for sale

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, August 13, 2017, In : Humor 
I saw an advert that read: "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full" I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.

Website 4 the day:
LEGO breakfast:
http://digg.com/video/lego-stop-motion-breakfast

Continue reading ...
 

Original theory of relativity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
Einstein's original theory of relativity is that time slows down when you are with relatives.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Oldest multicolor book:
https://cudl.lib.cam.ac.uk/view/PR-FH-00910-00083-00098/1

Continue reading ...
 

Opportunity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
-- Jay London

Website 4 the day:
Ransomware protection:
https://ransomfree.cybereason.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Billiards

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Live virtually forever:
http://eterni.me/

Continue reading ...
 

Refused to eat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Easy woodworking plans:
http://build-basic.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Watch for children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
I saw a sign that said: "Watch for children" and thought is sounded like a fair trade.

Website 4 the day:
Hamster self-portrait:
https://vimeo.com/173067576

Continue reading ...
 

Ban pit pull breeding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
Britain plans to ban the breeding of pit bulls. It's hard enough to put a muzzle on a pit bull; lots of luck with those condoms.
-- Jay Leno.

Website 4 the day:
Robot room:
https://www.orisystems.com/

Continue reading ...
 

A man's heart

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
The way to a man's heart is through is aorta.
-- Jerome Manheim, MD

Website 4 the day:
Free handwriting fonts:
http://www.creativebloq.com/features/8-free-handwriting-fonts-for-2017

Continue reading ...
 

An attractive spouse

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
-- Albert Brooks

Website 4 the day:
No more ransomware:
https://www.nomoreransom.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Good friend of letters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017, In : Humor 
I’m very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.

Website 4 the day:
Homemade waterjet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg__B6Ca3jc

Continue reading ...
 

Blind dates

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
-- Wendy Liebman

Website 4 the day:
Tie one (or more) on:
https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm

Continue reading ...
 

Musical talent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
My musical talent s less God-given than taketh away.
-- Steve Rubenstein

Website 4 the day:
Old software versions:
http://www.oldversion.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Lady of Spain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Accordions don't play "Lady of Spain," people do.
-- Herb Caen

Website 4 the day:
Age estimate from photos:
https://how-old.net/

Continue reading ...
 

Flowers and age

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
At my age, flowers scare me.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Search for animated GIFs:
https://gfycat.com

Continue reading ...
 

Ground beef

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Ground beef: a cow with no legs.

Website 4 the day:
Fake news?
http://factitious.augamestudio.com/#/

Continue reading ...
 

Two doors for chickens

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017, In : Humor 
A chicken coop only has two doors because if it had four it would be a sedan.

Website 4 the day:
Create your purr:
https://purrli.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Miserly relatives

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Misers make wonderful ancestors.
-- David Brenner

Website 4 the day:
Short by District 9's director:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQ2t_yNHQs

Continue reading ...
 

They laughed

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
-- Steve Altman

Website 4 the day:
Watch blocked Youtube videos:
https://www.proxfree.com/youtube-proxy.php

Continue reading ...
 

Fashion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Website 4 the day:
Spy Museum online:
https://www.spymuseum.org/about/virtual-tour/

Continue reading ...
 

Wormlike creatures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.
-- Will Cuppy

Website 4 the day:
Oriental Institute Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/

Continue reading ...
 

Prison van collision

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
A concrete truck has collided with a prison van. Motorists should watch for hardened criminals.
-- Ronnie Corbett

Website 4 the day:
National Women's History Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/

Continue reading ...
 

Insects take over the world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
When insects take over the world, I hope they remember how we used to take them along on picnics.
-- Bill Vaughan

Website 4 the day:
Le Louvre online:
http://www.louvre.fr/en/visites-en-ligne#tabs

Continue reading ...
 

Left to her cat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017, In : Humor 
A friend of mine left $15,000 to her cat. Today that cat is broke.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Hamster self-portrait:
https://vimeo.com/173067576

Continue reading ...
 

Hard work deaths

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 4, 2017, In : Humor 
Hard work never killed anybody who supervised it.
-- Harry C. Bauer

Website 4 the day:
Free recycling:
https://www.freecycle.org

Continue reading ...
 

Morse code knowledge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 4, 2017, In : Humor 
If you know Morse code, tap dancers drive you crazy.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Compare book prices:
http://www.directtextbook.com

Continue reading ...
 

Two people types

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 2, 2017, In : Humor 
There are two types of people: those who need closure

Website 4 the day:
Typewriter simulator:
http://uniqcode.com/typewriter/

Continue reading ...
 

If the shoe fits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 29, 2017, In : Humor 
If the shoe fits, it's too expensive
-- Adrienne Gusoff

Website 4 the day:
Our nation in numbers:
http://usafacts.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Not getting married again

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 26, 2017, In : Humor 
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
-- Rod Stewart

Website 4 the day:
Music on disk drives:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox3EohATwGg

Continue reading ...
 

Salt water fish

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 25, 2017, In : Humor 
Fish live in salt water because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Website 4 the day:
Japanese Rube Goldberg machine and story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDnp3dWlXk

Continue reading ...
 

Never boils

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 22, 2017, In : Humor 
A watched pot never boils, but it does get paranoid.
-- Lesley Wake

Website 4 the day:
Ad-free surfing:
http://www.slimjet.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Hair highlights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 22, 2017, In : Humor 
I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Compelling first lines:
http://landofmaps.com/2016/06/16/the-first-lines-of-some-of-the-most-iconic-books-ever-written

Continue reading ...
 

A filing cabinet

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 21, 2017, In : Humor 
A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.
-- T. H. Thompson

Website 4 the day:
Japanese Rube Goldberg machine and story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDnp3dWlXk

Continue reading ...
 

Fish in salt water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 19, 2017, In : Humor 
Fish live in salt water because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Website 4 the day:
Original Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy animated:
https://digg.com/video/animated-hitchhikers-guide-galaxy

Continue reading ...
 

Advantage of the telephone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Sketch to cat "photo":
https://affinelayer.com/pixsrv/index.html

Continue reading ...
 

My own little world

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 16, 2017, In : Humor 
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.
-- Lauren Myracle

Website 4 the day:
Couch surfing:
https://www.couchsurfing.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Hard to laugh at yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 15, 2017, In : Humor 
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Sketch to portrait:
http://fotogenerator.npocloud.nl/

Continue reading ...
 

Red sky at night

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day.
-- Tom Parry

Website 4 the day:
Wolves in Yellowstone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysa5OBhXz-Q

Continue reading ...
 

Artist arrested

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 11, 2017, In : Humor 
A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.

Website 4 the day:
Stalin's Soviet Union:
https://www.rferl.org/a/the-manhoff-archive/28359558.html

Continue reading ...
 

No prom for a ghost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Humor 
The ghost didn't go to prom because he had no body to dance with.

Website 4 the day:
Making a chicken sandwich:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URvWSsAgtJE

Continue reading ...
 

Like this book

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Humor 
For the sort of people who like this book, it is the sort of book those people will like.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Trump news:
https://presterity.org/

Continue reading ...
 

All of a person's veins and arteries

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Humor 
If you removed all of a person's veins and arteries and laid them end to end, then that person will die.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
How to climb a rope:
http://www.artofmanliness.com/2017/01/13/3-ways-climb-rope/

Continue reading ...
 

Girlfriend's instruction

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 29, 2017, In : Humor 
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I got drunk.

Website 4 the day:
Youtube tricks:
http://jnanweb.com/2016/02/29/youtube-tricks

Continue reading ...
 

Eat a live frog

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Humor 
Eat a live frog every morning, and nothing worse will happen to yu the rest of the day.
-- Mark Twain

Website 4 the day:
Best way to tie your shoe laces:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2015-11-12/how-to-tie-your-shoes-and-lace-your-shoes-the-best-way

Continue reading ...
 

Clown attack

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Humor 
If attacked by a clown mob, go for the juggler.

Website 4 the day:
A truly random website:
https://www.random.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Seeing people you know

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Humor 
The only problem with seeing people you know is that they know you.
-- Brent Runyon

Website 4 the day:
Open source game library:
http://flixel.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Stepladders

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, May 15, 2017, In : Humor 
I have a stepladder, because my real ladder left when I was a kid.

Website 4 the day:
Doodle:
http://kleki.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Photon without luggage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
A photon never carries luggage because it is traveling light.

Website 4 the day:
Slinky seismometer:
http://www.kjmagnetics.com/blog.asp?p=seismometer-2

Continue reading ...
 

Solipsisticly speaking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

Website 4 the day:
Cardboard card sorter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ILHtAPY29I

Continue reading ...
 

Filling a mall

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
To fill a mall with shoppers takes a whole lot of cars.

Website 4 the day:
Alter faces:
http://www.theverge.com/2017/2/15/14621902/face-altering-app-faceapp-neural-network-android

Continue reading ...
 

Dominate a dinner-table

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Met Museum releases 375,000 images:
https://www.cnet.com/news/met-museum-free-images-creative-commons/

Continue reading ...
 

Always in love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Share a screenshot:
http://jetscreenshot.com/

Continue reading ...
 

What do we want?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
What do we want: A time machine.
When do we want it? Doesn't matter.
-- Neil deGrasse Tyson

Website 4 the day:
Share mouse and keyboard across four WIndows 10 PCs:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=35460

Continue reading ...
 

Accused of plagiarism

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, April 13, 2017, In : Humor 
My teacher accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine.

Website 4 the day:
Learn to design DNA:
http://synthhttp://syntheticbiology1.com/ticbiology1.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Like a sewer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, March 22, 2017, In : Humor 
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-- Tom Lehrer

Website 4 the day:
Inside an internal combustion cylinder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdW1t8r8qYc

Continue reading ...
 

Most beautiful words

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
-- Gore Vidal

Website 4 the day:
Quote investigator:
http://quoteinvestigator.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Pass on advice

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
-- Oscar Wilde

Website 4 the day:
Communicate privately:
https://www.wickr.com/personal

Continue reading ...
 

The difference

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? A bag of beer nuts cost $2 but deer nuts are under a buck.

Website 4 the day:
Japanese museum of rock faces:
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/11/the-japanese-museum-of-rocks-that-look-like-faces/

Continue reading ...
 

Couples at the gym

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
Some couples don't go to the gym because not all relationships work out.

Website 4 the day:
Garage inventor:
http://www.colinfurze.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Behind failures

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
-- Lily Tomlin

Website 4 the day:
SXSW music archive:
http://www.sxswtorrent.com/

Continue reading ...
 

20%

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, March 21, 2017, In : Humor 
One fifth of people are two tense.

Website 4 the day:
Candy sorting machine:
https://willemm.nl/mm-skittles-sorting-machine/

Continue reading ...
 

Chicken coop's doors

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Humor 
Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Website 4 the day:
Create your own executive order:
https://www.cnet.com/news/trump-executive-order-generator-online/

Continue reading ...
 

Looking back

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, March 11, 2017, In : Humor 
Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned into a pillar of salt.
My mom looked back once while she was driving, She turned into a telephone pole!

Website 4 the day:
Pictures defy logic:
http://www.albasun.com/2015/02/18-images-that-contradict-to-any-logic.html

Continue reading ...
 

The gift of procrastination

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.
-- Joan Konner

Website 4 the day:
Chainsaw art:
http://www.wickedreport.com/awesome-wooden-art

Continue reading ...
 

An expert

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr

Website 4 the day:
Improve your productivity
http://www.inc.com/jeff-haden/first-90-days-90-ways-to-boost-your-productivity.html

Continue reading ...
 

Two kinds of people

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
There are two kinds of people. You're not one of them.
-- Bruce Erik Kaplan

Website 4 the day:
Distorted button effects:
http://tympanus.net/Development/DistortedButtonEffects

Continue reading ...
 

The book-writing profession

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The profession of book-writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.
-- John Steinbeck

Website 4 the day:
Bash by examples:
http://www.linuxintro.org/wiki/BaBE

Continue reading ...
 

Similar sheep

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.

Website 4 the day:
Maze algorithms
http://www.jamisbuck.org/mazes

Continue reading ...
 

A national pastime

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Not reading poetry amounts to a national pastime in America.
Phyllis McGinley

Website 4 the day:
Private web searching:
http://startpage.com/do/mypage.pl

Continue reading ...
 

Not getting what we pay for

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Thank heavens we don't get all the government we pay for.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
The purpose of life is to live forever:
https://arxiv.org/pdf/1506.05869v2.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Quit looking for work

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they get a job.
-- Zig Ziglar

Website 4 the day:
Build a Van de Graaff generator:
http://rimstar.org/equip/build_make_van_de_graaff.htm

Continue reading ...
 

Consider jogging

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I'll consider jogging if I ever see a jogger smiling.
-- Joan Rivers

Website 4 the day:
Regular expressions cheat sheet:
http://www.cheatography.com/davechild/cheat-sheets/regular-expressions

Continue reading ...
 

There was no Ritalin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
When I was in school, there was no Ritalin for attention deficit disorder, just a big nun with a ruler.
-- Maureen Dowd

Website 4 the day:
free resume templates:
http://blog.spoongraphics.co.uk/articles/20-free-editable-cvresume-templates-for-ps-ai

Continue reading ...
 

Optimistic devil

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.
-- Karl Kraus

Website 4 the day:
Earth alerts:
http://earthalerts.manyjourneys.com/web

Continue reading ...
 

Can't be an athlete

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.

Website 4 the day:
Live action Futurama:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1RMKdWz8M

Continue reading ...
 

Never seen headline

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Here's a headline you never see: “Psychic Wins Lottery.”
-- Dennis Miller

Website 4 the day:
Graph book occurrences over time:
https://books.google.com/ngrams/

Continue reading ...
 

Computers and tattoos

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Computers are everywhere. Now tattoo parlors have to spell check.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:
US immigration history:
metrocosm.com/us-immigration-history-map.html

Continue reading ...
 

Ex-heavy gambler

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I used to be a heavy gambler, now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
-- Steve Allen

Website 4 the day:
Make a musical instrument:
http://www.cigarboxnation.com/page/free-plans

Continue reading ...
 

Staying longer

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
-- William Dean Howells

Website 4 the day:
Learn Java programming:
https://www.simplilearn.com/resources-to-learn-java-programming-article

Continue reading ...
 

New York City for my health

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and it was the only placed where my fears where justified.
-- Anita Weiss

Website 4 the day:
Facebook site for messages only:
https://www.messenger.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Americans like travel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Americans have always liked travel, that being how we got here in the first place.
-- Otto Friedrich

Website 4 the day:
Periodic table of fictional elements:
https://www.buymetalonline.co.uk/images/fictional_minerals.jpg

Continue reading ...
 

An archaeologist's life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
A friend is an archaeologist. His life is in ruins.

Website 4 the day:
Bioengineered pet spoof:
http://www.genpets.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Horse sense

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Delete Amazon Echo and Google Home recordings:
http://bgr.com/2016/12/30/how-to-delete-amazon-echo/

Continue reading ...
 

Soft head correlation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The softer a man's head, the louder his socks.
-- Helen Rowland

Website 4 the day:
Paper V8:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/a24561/make-your-own-tiny-paper-v8-engine-with-these-plans/

Continue reading ...
 

Hot music

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
The hot music now is a combination of country and rap. It's call crap.
-- Bud E. Luv

Website 4 the day:
Free first aid training:
http://www.firstaidforfree.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Sweet revenge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Revenge is sweet and not fattening.
-- Alfred Hitchcock

Website 4 the day:
Reheat pasta for health:
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29629761

Continue reading ...
 

Speaking Esperanto

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I speak Esperanto like a native.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
Unlock your mind:
http://thegeniusdeck.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Lock picking advantage

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.

Website 4 the day:
You can't see this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NPH_udOOek

Continue reading ...
 

Nutrition and potato chips

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
OpenBSD release songs:
http://www.openbsd.org/lyrics.html

Continue reading ...
 

Photo of a wheat field

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I took a photo of a wheat field. It came out grainy.

Website 4 the day:
Review charities:
http://www.charitynavigator.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Sleeping comes naturally

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Sleeping comes naturally to me. I can do it with my eyes closed.

Website 4 the day:
Learn magic tricks:
http://www.learnmagictricks.org/

Continue reading ...
 

When I was a boy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
New image compression 4x better:
http://thenextweb.com/google/2017/01/12/googles-new-compression-tool-uses-75-less-bandwidth-without-sacrificing-image-quality/

Continue reading ...
 

What crabs think

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
How to dispense ketchup:
https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/this-is-the-best-way-to-get-ketchup-out-of-the-bottle-according-to-science

Continue reading ...
 

An astronomy course

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2017, In : Humor 
I took an astronomy course, but it was over my head.

Website 4 the day:
Bioengineered pet spoof:
http://www.genpets.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Beer and pizza vs. celery

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
They don’t make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery.
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Old-style CRT at 100 FPS:
http://digg.com/video/crt-tv-screens-refresh

Continue reading ...
 

Live to be one hundred

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Delete Amazon Echo and Google Home recordings:
http://bgr.com/2016/12/30/how-to-delete-amazon-echo/

Continue reading ...
 

Derivation of politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:
:uʍop-ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ
http://www.sevenwires.com/play/UpsideDownLetters.html

Continue reading ...
 

Fun exercise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
-- Bill Murray

Website 4 the day:
Code in colored blocks:
http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/piet.html

Continue reading ...
 

Janitor's union

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms.

Website 4 the day:
Live action Futurama:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1RMKdWz8M

Continue reading ...
 

Four pieces of pie

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Cut my pie into four pieces, I do not think I could eat eight.
-- Yogi Berra

Website 4 the day:
Periodic table of fictional elements:
https://www.buymetalonline.co.uk/images/fictional_minerals.jpg

Continue reading ...
 

Following my dreams

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.
-- Mitch Hedberg

Website 4 the day:
Facebook site for messages only:
https://www.messenger.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Everything coming your way

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Learn Java programming:
https://www.simplilearn.com/resources-to-learn-java-programming-article

Continue reading ...
 

In case of snake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake…which I also keep handy.
-- W. C. Fields

Website 4 the day:
Make a musical instrument:
http://www.cigarboxnation.com/page/free-plans

Continue reading ...
 

One drink drunk

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Reheat pasta for health:
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-29629761

Continue reading ...
 

My candy cane collection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2017, In : Humor 
Want to see my candy cane collection? They are all in mint condition.

Website 4 the day:
Free Harvard University courses:
http://online-learning.harvard.edu/courses?sort_by=date_added&cost%5B%5D=free

Continue reading ...
 

Washington DC and Wisconsin

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
Washington, DC, is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
-- Dennis Miller

Website 4 the day:
FreeOffice Microsoft Office alternative:
http://www.freeoffice.com/en/download

Continue reading ...
 

Off the freeway

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
Coming off the freeway, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "If you were homeless, you'd be home now."
-- John Mendoza

Website 4 the day:
Vulnerability testing:
http://www.tenable.com/products/nessus/select-your-operating-system

Continue reading ...
 

Portrait vs. Painting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
A portrait is a painting in which there is something wrong with the mouth.
-- Eugene Speicher

Website 4 the day:
POV tying a tie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPjKfAFoXEU

Continue reading ...
 

Dog economy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $1.66 a can. That's almost $12 in dog money.
-- Joe Weinstein

Website 4 the day:
Find my phone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpN9NzO4Mo8

Continue reading ...
 

No secrets

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
I don't have any secrets. I just forget a lot of stuff.
-- Brian Andreas

Website 4 the day:
Popular baby names since 1910:
http://digg.com/2016/most-popular-baby-names-noah-emma

Continue reading ...
 

Hindsight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
With hindsight, I wouldn't have sat on that thumbtack.

Website 4 the day:
Wrap packages in cloth:
http://furoshiki.com/techniques/

Continue reading ...
 

Cure seasickness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
To cure seasickness, sit under a tree.
-- Spike Milligan

Website 4 the day:
CIA's maps:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/ciagov/

Continue reading ...
 

Eat anything

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
People will eat anything if it is cut into small enough pieces.
-- Leonard Powell

Website 4 the day:
Who has your data:
http://www.stopdatamining.me/

Continue reading ...
 

The first thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
-- Oscar Levant

Website 4 the day:
Dead or alive?
http://deadoraliveinfo.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Conscience visits

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
-- H. L. Mencken

Website 4 the day:
Forward e-mail via SMS:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/send-your-email-to-sms-te/ipghnlmkjdejhibmialipjeaoobhaofe

Continue reading ...
 

My name until 13

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was Shaddup.
-- Daniel Tosh

Website 4 the day:
Stop procrastinating:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCZOcsNyk-g7itGkhU7SYkzgp6n7poZCH

Continue reading ...
 

4 bowls of soup

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2017, In : Humor 
I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.

Website 4 the day:
Coin stacking
http://boingboing.net/2016/12/08/watch-some-fantastic-coin-stac.html

Continue reading ...
 

Sporting goods companies payments

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.
-- Bob Uecker

Website 4 the day:
Stupid test answers:
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/16-wonderfully-stupid-test-answers

Continue reading ...
 

Sleeping dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Don't let sleeping dogs lie. Insist on the truth.
-- Cynthia Nelms

Website 4 the day:
OnlyOffice:
https://www.onlyoffice.com/download-desktop.aspx

Continue reading ...
 

New York time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. 
-- Bette Midler 

Website 4 the day:
Russian propaganda echos: 
http://www.propornot.com/p/the-list.html

Continue reading ...
 

The actor fell through

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

Website 4 the day:
'Bohemian Rhapsody' as a crime thriller:
http://mashable.com/2016/12/06/queen-bohemian-rhapsody-literally

Continue reading ...
 

I'd horsewhip you

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
-- S. J. Perelman

Website 4 the day:
Dogs of Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/p/feature/d8j6je99gnx65bk?ref_=doa_red

Continue reading ...
 

Scottish food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
My theory is that all Scottish food is based on a dare.
-- Mike Myers

Website 4 the day:
Camera sees around corner:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a18428/camera-sees-around-corners/

Continue reading ...
 

Waiting 2 weeks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Whenever something good happens to me, I wait two weeks before telling anybody because I like to use the word fortnight.
-- Demetri Martin

Website 4 the day:
Multi-platform notes:
https://www.google.com/keep/

Continue reading ...
 

Break a leg

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 11, 2016, In : Humor 
We tell actors to "Break a leg" because every play needs a cast.

Website 4 the day:
Google Santa Info:
https://santatracker.google.com/village.html

Continue reading ...
 

A Marxist and a fascist

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
I have been married to one Marxist and one fascist and neither would take out the garbage.
-- Lee Grant

Website 4 the day:
Cool animated short:


Continue reading ...
 

A plain, simple woman

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
I stand before you as a plain, simple woman. The beautician can't take me until tomorrow.
-- Gracie Allen

Website 4 the day:
First response PC repair kit:
http://paul.is-a-geek.org/aio-srt/aio-srt-lite/

Continue reading ...
 

Everyone is entitled

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Website 4 the day:
News heat map:
http://newsmap.jp/

Continue reading ...
 

Delusions of grandeur

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Delusions of grandeur make me feel better about myself.
-- Jane Wagner

Website 4 the day:
Remove yourself from the Internet:
https://www.deseat.me/

Continue reading ...
 

Woman in labor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 5, 2016, In : Humor 
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!" She was having contractions. 

Website 4 the day:
Check for fake reviews: 
http://fakespot.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Horseshoe luck

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016, In : Humor 
A horseshoe can't bring good luck because every horse in the race carries four.
-- Walter "Red" Smith

Website 4 the day:
Hacker's operating system:
http://tools4hackers.com/parrot-3-0-hackers-operating-system

Continue reading ...
 

Fear of negative numbers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, November 26, 2016, In : Humor 
The mathematician was afraid of negative numbers. He would stop at nothing to avoid them.

Website 4 the day:
South Korean Toilet Museum:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HWg9mMFN50

Continue reading ...
 

Can't answer an argument

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Website 4 the day:
Humans through time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwmA3Q0_OE

Continue reading ...
 

Women and cats

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Website 4 the day:
Inexpensive mental health counseling:
http://lifehacker.com/top-10-free-and-affordable-mental-health-and-counseling-1788814933

Continue reading ...
 

What's on TV

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Website 4 the day:
Make word art:
http://makewordart.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Dumb-blonde jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:
DIY riot mask:
http://survivallife.com/stay-prepared-diy-riot-mask/

Continue reading ...
 

Life is too short

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Life is too short to learn German.
-- Richard Porson

Website 4 the day:
Nano exploration:
http://vimeo.com/9068558

Continue reading ...
 

Learning braille

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, November 21, 2016, In : Humor 
I’ve been learning braille. I’m sure I’ll master it once I get a feel for it.

Website 4 the day:
Windows tricks:
http://www.talktogamer.com/2015/10/50-tricks-and-hacks-which-you-dont-know.html

Continue reading ...
 

Never hated enough

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Humor 
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Website 4 the day:
The Blue Brain project:
http://bluebrain.epfl.ch/

Continue reading ...
 

Always and never

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wendell Johnson

Website 4 the day:
Building sawhorses:
http://woodgears.ca/sawhorse/

Continue reading ...
 

Becoming a witch

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Humor 
I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried it for a spell.

Website 4 the day:
Free Microsoft Office online tools:
https://products.office.com/en-us/office-online/documents-spreadsheets-presentations-office-online

Continue reading ...
 

Why Waldo wears stripes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, November 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Waldo wears stripes so that he won't be spotted.

Website 4 the day:
Zombie preparedness:
http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/zombie_gn_final.pdf

Continue reading ...
 

Seeking a blessing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016, In : Humor 
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
Jerome K. Jerome

Website 4 the day:
Lie with statistics:
http://lifehacker.com/how-to-lie-to-yourself-and-others-with-statistics-1788184031

Continue reading ...
 

Name switching

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 26, 2016, In : Humor 
“Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.

Website 4 the day:
Slang dictionary:
https://greensdictofslang.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Stop eating doughnuts

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 22, 2016, In : Humor 
If you stop eating doughnuts you will live three years longer, but it’s just three more years that you’ll want a doughnut.
-- Lewis Black

Website 4 the day:
Consumer complaints:
https://www.pissedconsumer.com/

Continue reading ...
 

User definition

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, October 22, 2016, In : Humor 
"User": the word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.”
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Linux for routers:
http://wiki.openwrt.org/doc/start

Continue reading ...
 

Close to perfection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 21, 2016, In : Humor 
The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.
-- Stanley Randall

Website 4 the day:
What Pixar animators do in their spare time:
https://vimeo.com/187257744

Continue reading ...
 

Shoe factory tragedy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016, In : Humor 
The shoe factory suffered a horrible fire and many soles were lost.

Website 4 the day:
Inside Teddy Ruxpin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ5cD9xvqew

Continue reading ...
 

Beginnings of auto racing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.
-- Henry Ford

Website 4 the day:
Build a house with only a screwdriver:
http://www.businessinsider.com/popup-house-pack-home-build-like-lego-pieces-2016-10

Continue reading ...
 

I ain't afraid

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016, In : Humor 
I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him either.
-- Annie Oakley

Website 4 the day:
WikiTravel:
http://wikitravel.org/en/Main_Page

Continue reading ...
 

Save money

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 19, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number LII: People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Clown car style packing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5UlxHsgD58

Continue reading ...
 

America's tricentennial

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 18, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number LI: By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Compare products:
https://www.productchart.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Life spans

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 17, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Mood music:
http://focusmusic.fm/

Continue reading ...
 

Regulation growth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 16, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLIX: Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Crayon art:
https://www.color.works/

Continue reading ...
 

Long-necked pink bird

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, October 16, 2016, In : Humor 
I saw a long-necked pink bird with a hacking cough in my yard. It was a phlegmingo.

Website 4 the day:
The speed dating of TED talks:
http://www.ignitetalks.io/

Continue reading ...
 

More time is less time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLVIII: The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to spend doing what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all your time talking about nothing.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
How to read sheet music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3WuQxnA7Hg

Continue reading ...
 

Covered with water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 14, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
10 companies control your food:
http://www.businessinsider.com/10-companies-control-the-food-industry-2016-9/

Continue reading ...
 

Saving a billion

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 12, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLVI: A billion saved is a billion earned.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Tie two sticks together:
http://lifehacker.com/learn-the-basics-of-tying-wood-together-with-these-thre-1787219750

Continue reading ...
 

Expected

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 11, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLV: One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
City VR experience:
https://cityvr.com/ 

Continue reading ...
 

21st century air flight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Vegetarian Chinese take-out:
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/vegan-chinese-dishes/

Continue reading ...
 

Working hardware

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLIII: Hardware works best when it matters the least.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Literature infographics:
https://www.coursehero.com/infographics/

Continue reading ...
 

Clown's open door

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 10, 2016, In : Humor 
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

Website 4 the day:
Collaborative story telling:
http://ficly.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Impossible systems

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, October 7, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLII: Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Planet unknown:
https://vimeo.com/183577091

Continue reading ...
 

More is less

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XLI: The more one produces, the less one gets.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Make 2D hand-drawn animations:
https://pencil2d.github.io/

Continue reading ...
 

Start out slowly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, October 6, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XL: Most projects start out slowly, and then sort of taper off.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Binaural beats generator:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/gnaural/

Continue reading ...
 

Never promise

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, October 5, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Mathematical algorithm system:
http://axiom-developer.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Birds v. worms

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, October 4, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Why cats do what they do:
http://www.vetstreet.com/our-pet-experts/is-my-cat-trying-to-annoy-me-5-strange-cat-behaviors-explained

Continue reading ...
 

Worse than you expect

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 3, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXVII: Ninety percent of the time things will turn out worse than you expect. The other 10 percent of the time you had no right to expect so much.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Deep mind for better speech:
https://deepmind.com/blog/wavenet-generative-model-raw-audio/

Continue reading ...
 

Eyeball to eyeball

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, October 3, 2016, In : Humor 
One eyeball says to the other: "Between you and me, something smells."

Website 4 the day:
Lewd sounding town names:
http://laughingsquid.com/a-map-highlighting-the-lewdest-sounding-town-name-in-each-state-in-the-united-states/

Continue reading ...
 

Proposal thickness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXVI: The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars. If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
DIY medicine:
https://fourthievesvinegar.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Weak data

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 30, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXV: The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Human perspective on self-driving cars:
http://moralmachine.mit.edu/

Continue reading ...
 

Competitive selection

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 29, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXIV: The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Organize health info:
https://carezone.com/home

Continue reading ...
 

Rushing fools

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 28, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXIII: Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Downloadable and online graphics editor:
http://vectr.com/

Continue reading ...
 

Problems into gold

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, September 27, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
H20 (water) prank:
http://www.dhmo.org/

Continue reading ...
 

Optimum committee size

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, September 26, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXXI: The optimum committee has no members.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Summaries of the day's important news:
http://www.theskimm.com/?r=1baabd86.

Continue reading ...
 

Skunks

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, September 25, 2016, In : Humor 
Skunks are very scent-imental!

Website 4 the day:
R2D2 translator:
http://www.r2d2translator.com/

Continue reading ...
 

People asking questions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, September 23, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXX: By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Wobulator:
http://webaudio.prototyping.bbc.co.uk/wobbulator/

Continue reading ...
 

Executive longevity

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 22, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Animated text:
http://www.stilllife.studio/txtwav

Continue reading ...
 

When it is better

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, September 22, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXVIII: It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
E-coli evolves to tolerate antibiotics:
https://player.vimeo.com/video/180908160

Continue reading ...
 

Not intimidating

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, September 21, 2016, In : Humor 
Augstine's Law Number XXVII: Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.
-- Norman Ralph Augustine

Website 4 the day:
Check out people: