Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 29, 2012,
In :
Humor
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Top free and pay audiobooks and ebooks:
http://www.librophile.com/
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Little old woman
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 26, 2012,
In :
Humor
The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.
Website 4 the Day:
Search Mother Goose nursery rhymes:
http://www.mothergoose.com/Rhymes/rhymes.htm
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Don’t be so humble
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 25, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Don’t be so humble—you are not that great.
-- Golda Meir
Website 4 the day:
Clean up your clipboard text:
http://www.snapfiles.com/get/clippy.html
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Women with "pasts"
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 24, 2012,
In :
Humor
Women with “pasts” interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
-- Mae West
Website 4 the day:
Enhance that clipboard:
http://www.joejoesoft.com/vcms/97/
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Computer perfection
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 23, 2012,
In :
Humor
They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
-- Milton Berle
Website 4 the day:
An enhanced clipboard:
http://bluemars.org/clipx/
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It matters not
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 22, 2012,
In :
Humor
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
-- Steven Weinberg
Website 4 the day:
Yep, another clipboard tool:
http://www.mlin.net/Clipomatic.shtml
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“No comment”
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 21, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
“No comment” is a comment.
-- George Carlin
Website 4 the day:
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Courage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 20, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Courage is knowing what not to fear.
-- Plato
Website 4 the day:
Clipboard extension:
http://ditto-cp.sourceforge.net/
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A free violin lesson
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 19, 2012,
In :
Humor
She was given a violin lesson for free, with no strings attached.
Website 4 the Day:
Free texting:
http://www.textmefree.com/
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Academics are infuriating
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 18, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I think academics are infuriating. For every expert on Shakespeare there is another one to cancel his theory out. It drives you up the wall. I think the greatest form of finding out the truth is through fantasy.
-- Joseph Fiennes
Website 4 the day:
Virtual academic:
http://writing-program.uchicago.edu/toys/randomsentence/index.htm
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Pleasure trip
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 17, 2012,
In :
Humor
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
-- Henry Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Save travel money by sleeping in airports:
http://www.sleepinginairports.net/
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An intellectual
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 16, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
-- Albert Camus
Website 4 the day:
How to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWa_-Mxe89w
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The human brain
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 15, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.
-- Emerson Pugh
Website 4 the day:
A glimpse into the brain:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/life/human-biology/brain.htm
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Love is
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 14, 2012,
In :
Humor
Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
-- Ben Hecht
Website 4 the day:
Google this: Google this:
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
or just click on this link:
http://tiny.cc/e0ddo
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Don't care much
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 13, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
I don't care much about music. What I like is sounds.
-- Dizzy Gillespie
Website 4 the day:
Pull out the sounds from Youtube videos:
http://www.youtube-mp3.org/
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DWI
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 12, 2012,
In :
Humor
They arrested a woman for causing an accident while on her cellphone....she was charged with driving while intalksicated.
Website 4 the Day:
State-by-state cell phone driving laws:
http://www.ghsa.org/html/stateinfo/laws/cellphone_laws.html
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If you don't succeed ...
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 11, 2012,
In :
Humor
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
-- W.C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Famous book rejections:
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/04/28/if-at-first-you-don%E2%80%99t-succeed-very-famous-book-rejections/
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Past events
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 10, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte
Website 4 the day:
A history of the Internet:
http://www.w3.org/History.html
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Every minute
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 9, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Website 4 the day:
Instant tips to happiness:
http://articles.cnn.com/2009-08-04/living/rs.ten.ways.be.happier_1_happiness-project-feelings-big-impact?_s=PM:LIVING
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Some folks
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 8, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
-- Josh Billings
Website 4 the day:
On the loss of wisdom:
http://www.ted.com/talks/barry_schwartz_on_our_loss_of_wisdom.htm
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Wise men
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, February 7, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
-- Samuel Palmer
Website 4 the day:
List of sayings to not repeat:
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/proverbs.html
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Money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, February 6, 2012,
In :
Humor
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
-- J. Paul Getty
Website 4 the day:
How to stay in touch with your growing children:
http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/family/5-ways-to-stay-in-touch-with-grown-children.htm
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Colorful dreams
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, February 5, 2012,
In :
Humor
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Website 4 the Day:
What your dream might be telling you:
http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/
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God and money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, February 4, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker
Website 4 the day:
Who has what?
http://www.forbes.com/wealth/billionaires/list
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Be wary
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, February 3, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
-- Robert Paul
Website 4 the day:
Before taking things apart, see how they are made:
http://manufacturing.stanford.edu/hetm.html
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The best husband
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, February 2, 2012,
In :
Humor
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie
Website 4 the day:
Good things about being older:
http://www.deeperissues.net/life/25-good-things-about-getting-old/
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All victory
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, February 1, 2012,
In :
Philosophy
The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious.
-- Marcus Aurelius
Website 4 the day:
Organize team work:
https://trello.com/
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