Browsing Archive: January, 2012

You are

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 31, 2012, In : Humor 
You are what you tweet.

Website 4 the day:
Free e-mail Twitter alerts:
http://tweetbeep.com/

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Full blast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 31, 2012, In : Humor 
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
How to deal with noisy neighbors:
http://ohmyapt.apartmentratings.com/noisy-neighbors.html

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Snake in a bar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 29, 2012, In : Humor 
So, a snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you."
"Why not?" asks the snake.
The bartender says,"Because you can't hold your liquor."

Website 4 the Day:
Snakes on a plane (surface):
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Uchiha/classic-snake-game
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/snake-game/

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Mouse love

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 28, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney

Website 4 the day:
Disney's bio:
http://www.justdisney.com/walt_disney/biography/long_bio.html

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This mess

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 27, 2012, In : Humor 
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Some dumb things:
http://www.bored.com/dumbthings/

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Buy a good ear

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 26, 2012, In : Philosophy 
You can't go to the store and buy a good ear and rhythm.
-- Les Paul

Website 4 the day:
There's a method to rhythm:
http://www.myharpsdelight.com/learn-rhythm.html

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Liars made

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 25, 2012, In : Humor 
Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
File your taxes for free:
http://www.irs.gov/efile/article/0,,id=118986,00.html

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Why stickers?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 24, 2012, In : Humor 
Why do manufactures of ladders put stickers on the top step of ladders warning you not to step on that step? Wouldn't it be better if there was no step to step on.

Website 4 the day:
Why did the boy take a ladder to school? It was a high school.
http://www.simplyladders.com/

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What you see

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 23, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goals.
-- Brian Tracy

Website 4 the day:
How to stay focused:
http://www.toiletpaperentrepreneur.com/managing-focus/how-to-stay-focused-63-very-focused-ways

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Deviation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 22, 2012, In : Humor 
The standard deviation is not enough for perverted statisticians.

Website 4 the Day:
Basic statistics:
http://www.statsoft.com/textbook/basic-statistics/

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I'd rather be a failure

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 21, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
-- George Burns

Website 4 the day:
Steve Jobs on doing what you love:
http://news.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505.html

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Being married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 20, 2012, In : Humor 
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
Divorce lawyers on how to stay married:
http://www.divorcemag.com/articles/Relationships/staymarried.html

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Everything is funny

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 19, 2012, In : Humor 
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
The funniest part of this link is that it is a UK site:
http://www.thinctanc.co.uk/words/comedy.html

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Bright children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 18, 2012, In : Humor 
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
-- Ralph Bus

Website 4 the day:
Save energy at home:
http://www.energysavers.gov/tips/

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Why don't they?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 17, 2012, In : Humor 
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Cook for your cat: (with or without mice):
http://catinfo.org/?link=makingcatfood

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Being powerful

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 16, 2012, In : Humor 
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
-- Margaret Thatcher

Website 4 the day:
Charisma is power:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2009/03/20/how-to-be-charismatic-7-powerful-tips-from-the-mentalist/

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The first

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 15, 2012, In : Humor 
The first scientists who studied fog were mistified.

Website 4 the Day:
Make your own bottled fog:
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Fog-in-a-Bottle

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Nobody cares

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 14, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
-- Cynthia Nelms

Website 4 the day:
Mayo Clinic's guide to being happy:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/how-to-be-happy/MY01357

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Be kind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 13, 2012, In : Philosophy 
If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
-- Judith Martin

Website 4 the day:
It's nice to be nice:
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Polite

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Only those

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 12, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Elliot

Website 4 the day:
Learn to take risks:
http://www.livestrong.com/article/14727-becoming-a-risk-taker/

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A terrible thing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 11, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.
-- Erica Jong

Website 4 the day:
Take control of your time:
http://sidsavara.com/personal-development/how-to-actively-take-control-of-your-time-and-your-life

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Burdensome

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 10, 2012, In : Philosophy 
Nothing is more burdensome than an unfinished task.
-- Jim Rohn

Website 4 the day:
Finish what you start:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2010/03/23/how-to-finish-what-you-have-started/

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Gifted child

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 8, 2012, In : Humor 
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

Website 4 the Day:
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.
http://www.ri.net/gifted_talented/character.html

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Thoughts as tools

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, January 7, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The thoughts we choose to think are the tools we use to paint the canvas of our lives.
Louise Hay

Website 4 the day:
Paint with friends:
http://sketchia.com/

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Secret of being

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, January 6, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The secret of man's being is not only to live but to have something to live for.
-- Dostoyevsky

Website 4 the day:
It can be the little things that make life worth living:
http://www.savagechickens.com/2008/09/something-to-live-for.html

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Will not limit myself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, January 5, 2012, In : Philosophy 
I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:
Ignore what other's think:
http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Care-What-People-Think

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There will come a time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, January 4, 2012, In : Philosophy 
There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
-- Louis L'Amour

Website 4 the day:
How to start:
http://www.positivityblog.com/index.php/2009/04/23/how-to-stop-procrastinating-7-timeless-tips/

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Married by a judge

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, January 3, 2012, In : Humor 
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Improve your marriage:
http://marriage.about.com/od/marriagetoolbox/a/fiveimprove.htm

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The old year has gone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, January 2, 2012, In : Philosophy 
The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months! Powell
– Edward Payson

Website 4 the day:
Goals, not resolutions:
http://simplemom.net/20-questions-for-a-new-year/

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New Year's resolution

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, January 1, 2012, In : Humor 
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

Website 4 the Day:
How to achieve one's resolutions:
http://www.goalsguy.com/Events/n_resolutions.html

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