Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 31, 2015,
In :
Humor
I had five years of happy marriage, which is not bad out of fifteen.
-- Bob Thomas
Website 4 the day:
How memorable is your image?
http://memorability.csail.mit.edu/demo.html
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Don’t build your dream
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 30, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If you don’t build your dream, someone will hire you to help build theirs.
-- Tony Gaskin
Website 4 the day:
Vectorize raster images:
http://www.autotracer.org/
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No metaphorical shortage
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 29, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Dudeists of the world unite:
http://dudeism.com/
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Nature abhors a vacuum
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 27, 2015,
In :
Humor
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.
-- Nelson A. Crawford
Website 4 the day:
Pocket privacy:
https://whispersystems.org/
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Eating clocks and watches
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 27, 2015,
In :
Humor
I had to stop eating clocks and watches. It was too time consuming.
Website 4 the day:
Math Swiss Army knife:
https://www-fourier.ujf-grenoble.fr/~parisse/giac.html
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Camping and nature
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 26, 2015,
In :
Humor
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
-- Dave Barry
Website 4 the day:
Youtube trending videos:
https://www.youtube.com/feed/trending
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Hold a cat by the tail
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 26, 2015,
In :
Humor
If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Today I Found Out:
https://www.youtube.com/user/TodayIFoundOut/featured
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Looking for knowledge
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 24, 2015,
In :
Humor
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I’m looking for knowledge. . . or when I want to create some.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Watch YouTube videos faster:
http://viewpure.com/0xe4D_T_WN0
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The first place
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 24, 2015,
In :
Humor
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I’m looking for knowledge. . . or when I want to create some.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Watch YouTube videos faster:
http://viewpure.com/0xe4D_T_WN0
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On a diet
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 23, 2015,
In :
Humor
I was on a diet for fourteen days. I lost exactly two weeks.
-- Sam Levenson
Website 4 the day:
Home repair costs:
http://www.homeadvisor.com/cost/report/
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Get your message across
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 22, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to get your message across, shut up.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe
Website 4 the day:
Basic HTML/CSS:
http://www.dontfeartheinternet.com/
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250 million years ago
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 22, 2015,
In :
Humor
The Himalayan sea salt we just got says it was created 250 million years ago. Label says the expiration date is 2016. Guess they dug it up just in time!
-- Jeff Dunham
Website 4 the day:
Chromebook on your old laptop:Chromebook on your old laptop:
http://www.neverware.com/free#freeintro
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My doctor's waiting room
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 20, 2015,
In :
Humor
After hours in my doctor's waiting room, I realized why we are called patients.
Website 4 the day:
Find cheaper airfares:
https://tripdelta.com/en
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Husbands not shot
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 19, 2015,
In :
Humor
Police records show that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
-- Earl Wilson
Website 4 the day:
Manipulate people:
http://www.businessinsider.com/psychological-tricks-to-influence-people-2015-11
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Tarot poker
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 18, 2015,
In :
Humor
Last night I played poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Bull generator:
http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/
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Half fares
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 17, 2015,
In :
Humor
When are the airlines going to offer half fares to Pago, Bora, Baden, and Walla?
-- Bob Holmes
Website 4 the day:
Old time radio shows:
http://www.oldradioworld.com/
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Die horribly on television
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 16, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
-- Kurt Vonnegut
Website 4 the day:
Organize free online courses:
https://www.coursebuffet.com/
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The living are dead
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 15, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The living are the dead on vacation.
-- Maurice de Maeterlinck
Website 4 the day:
No login video chats:
https://appear.in/
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Care about the rest of the world
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 13, 2015,
In :
Humor
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Chopra wisdom?
http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/
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Beavers' money
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 12, 2015,
In :
Humor
Where do beavers keep their money? In a riverbank.
Website 4 the day:
Spurious correlations:
http://tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations
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68 % water
Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, December 12, 2015,
In :
Humor
We are 68 percent water. Tha's how close to drowning we are.
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Museum of modern betas:
http://momb.socio-kybernetics.net/
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Halls of justice
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 11, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
In halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce
Website 4 the day:
Founders' careers:
https://fleximize.com/careers-of-the-founders/
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Don't care what's on TV
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 10, 2015,
In :
Humor
Men don't care what's on television. They only care about what else is on television.
-- Jerry Seinfield
Website 4 the day:
Think visually:
http://wisemapping.com/
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Reincarnation anxiety
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 9, 2015,
In :
Humor
I suffer from reincarnation anxiety. I'm afraid I'll come back as myself.
-- Richard Lewis
Website 4 the day:
Interactive timelines:
http://histography.io/
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1812 winner
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 8, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The only winner in the war of 1812 was Tchaiskovsky.
-- Solomom on Short
Website 4 the day:
Be a Google Guide:
http://google-latlong.blogspot.co.uk/2015/11/get-your-favorite-places-on-map-with_13.html
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Advantage of inaccuracy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 6, 2015,
In :
Humor
A lack of accuracy can be an advantage if you're hurling yourself on your sword.
-- Chet Hurley
Website 4 the day:
Collaborate:
https://sketchboard.io/
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Don't feed the animals
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 6, 2015,
In :
Humor
Toy store sign: "Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed."
Website 4 the day:
Paramount movies on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzMVH2jEyEwXPBvyht8xQNw/playlists
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Never a mistake
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 4, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
The man who never makes a mistake gets tired of doing nothing.
-- Will Rogers
Website 4 the day:
Sublime text editor:
http://www.sublimetext.com/3
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An interesting life
Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, December 4, 2015,
In :
Philosophy
All you have to do to have an interesting life to to be a damned fool.
-- Sau Bellow
Website 4 the day:
Free professional ringtones:
http://theinteractivist.com/free-ringtones-iringpro/
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Above-ground dead
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 3, 2015,
In :
Humor
In my home state of Louisiana, we bury the dead above-ground so that we can get them to the polls quicker.
-- Lesley Stahl
Website 4 the day:
NASA ringtones:
http://www.nasa.gov/connect/sounds/index.html
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One-handed economist
Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, December 3, 2015,
In :
Humor
Give me a one-handed economist. All of my economists say, "On the other hand ..."
-- Harry S. Truman
Website 4 the day:
Fast start Windows 10:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/improve-windows-10-startup-time/
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My family tree
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 1, 2015,
In :
Humor
I examined my family tree and discovered that I was the sap.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Screenwriter assist:
https://storywriter.amazon.com/
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