Browsing Archive: July, 2016

Atlanta was a void

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 31, 2016, In : Humor

In the beginning, Atlanta was a void without form. It still is.
-- Roy Blount, Jr.

Website 4 the day:

Find a companion:
http://petfinder.com

A non-stop flight

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2016, In : Humor

I didn't take a non-stop flight on my vacation because I couldn't figure out how to get off the plane.

Website 4 the day:

Avoid airline fees:
http://twocents.lifehacker.com/how-to-get-around-most-airlines-hidden-fees-1782372680

Change

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 30, 2016, In : Humor

People change and forget to tell each other.
-- Lillian Hellman

Website 4 the day:

Simple JavaScript charts:
http://gionkunz.github.io/chartist-js/

A tangled weave

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2016, In : Philosophy

Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When we think our children are naive.
-- Ogden Nash

Website 4 the day:

What does Google know about you?
https://myactivity.google.com/

Viagra cost

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 28, 2016, In : Humor

The average cost of one Viagra pill is about $90, given the cost of the drinks and the room.
-- Argus Hamilton

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Methods of mathematical proof:
http://jwilson.coe.uga.edu/EMT668/EMAT6680.F99/Challen/proof/proof.html

Eagles soar

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 27, 2016, In : Humor

The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.
-- John Benfield

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Uses for hydrogen peroxide:
http://sevennutrition.com/digital/11-little-known-uses-for-hydrogen-peroxide/

Everyone an adult

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 26, 2016, In : Philosophy

I believe that everyone my age is an adult, while I am merely in disguise.
-- Margaret Atwood

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Public domain movies:
https://m.youtube.com/user/BestPDMovies

Fish on a wall

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 25, 2016, In : Philosophy

You never see a fish on a wall with its mouth shut.
-- Sally Berger

Website 4 the day:

2016's best illusion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfFco7K9v8

Future energy

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 23, 2016, In : Humor

Fusion is the energy of the future, and always will be.

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Music genres:
http://everynoise.com/engenremap.html

The greatest thing since ...

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016, In : Humor

It's the greatest thing since they reinvented unsliced bread.
-- William Keegan

Website 4 the day:

Make a programmable outlet:
http://www.mechtechlab.com/portlet/

One's principles

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016, In : Humor

If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.
-- Agatha Christie

Website 4 the day:

Make a tiny FM transmitter:
http://makezine.com/projects/make-tiny-fm-transmitter-spying/

Favorite gym machine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016, In : Humor

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine
.-- Caroline Rhea

Website 4 the day:

First aid and CPR training online:
http://www.firstaidforfree.com

dddd

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 22, 2016,

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:

Fonts in use:
http://fontsinuse.com/

God and voting

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 21, 2016, In : Humor

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:

Fonts in use:
http://fontsinuse.com/

eBay down for hours

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 20, 2016, In : Humor

eBay was shut down for three hours, which led to a loss of $6 million worth of useless crap.
-- Colin Quinn

Website 4 the day:

Herb-drug interactions:
https://www.standardprocess.com/MediHerb-Document-Library/Catalog-Files/herb-drug-interaction-chart.pdf

Items you lose

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 19, 2016, In : Humor

Any item you lose automatically doubles in value.
-- Mignon McLaughlin

Website 4 the day:

HTML cheat sheet:
http://lifehacker.com/get-a-jump-start-on-your-next-web-site-with-this-html-c-1782183641/

911 calls in NYC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 18, 2016, In : Humor

When you call 911 in New York City, the poerator says, "This better be good."
-- David Letterman

Website 4 the day:

E-mail reminders:
https://www.followupthen.com/

Tomorrow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 18, 2016, In : Humor

Tomorrow is the busiest day of the week.

Website 4 the day:

1980's TV:
http://my80stv.com/

Keep an open mind

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 16, 2016, In : Humor

It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.
-- Carl Sagan

Website 4 the day:

Use of "irony":
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony

The general rule

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, July 15, 2016, In : Philosophy

Insects are the general rule and everything else is a special case.
-- Paul Bystrak

Website 4 the day:

How to use "literally":
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

See me jogging

Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, July 14, 2016, In : Humor

If you ever see me jogging, tell the bus driver that my arm is caught in the door.
-- Jeff Shaw

Website 4 the day:

When to use a semicolon :
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon

Lousy dishes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 13, 2016, In : Humor

More lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pâté than any other.
-- Kingsley Amis

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When to use an apostrophe:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe

Sex education in school

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 12, 2016, In : Humor

Sex education in school may be a good idea, but there should be no homework.
-- Bill Cosby

Website 4 the day:

Where major services are down:
http://downdetector.com/

Transition in one generation

Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 12, 2016, In : Philosophy

In one generation we went from teaching Latin and Greek to remedial English.
-- Joseph Sobran

Website 4 the day:

Lock pick channel:
https://lock-lab.com

A glass of water

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 10, 2016, In : Humor

After the waiter brought a glass of water, I commented on my rough day and asked for something harder. So he came back with a glass of ice.

Website 4 the day:

All of Key and Peele:
http://www.cc.com/shows/key-and-peele

The key to happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, July 9, 2016, In : Humor

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
-- Joan Rivers

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