Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2016,
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Humor
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Combining typefaces:
https://typekit.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/combiningtypefaces.pdf
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 29, 2016,
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Humor
My girlfriend wants me to become a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.
-- Anthony Jeselnik
Website 4 the day:
Amazon Echo in a browser: /
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-test-drive-the-amazon-echo-in-a-browser
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 28, 2016,
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Humor
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Website 4 the day:
Learn ethical hacking:
http://www.prophethacker.com/2016/05/websites-learn-ethical-hacking-2016.html
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2016,
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Humor
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
-- W. H. Auden
Website 4 the day:
Coding with Chrome:
http://www.omgchrome.com/coding-chrome-google-ide-extension/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 26, 2016,
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Humor
I installed an elevator in my haunted house to lift my spirits.
Website 4 the day:
Snowflake font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Faux-Snow-BRK
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 24, 2016,
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Humor
Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
-- Jack Benny
Website 4 the day:
Flower font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Kalocsai-Flowers
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 24, 2016,
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Humor
Speaking of irony, there's a newspaper in Britain called the Sun.
-- Stewart Francis
Website 4 the day:
Happy font:
http://www.myfonts.com/fonts/fontry-west/jls-smiles/sampler/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 23, 2016,
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Humor
Humans have all the qualities of dogs except loyalty.
-- W. C. Fields
Website 4 the day:
Sugary font:
http://www.bvfonts.com/fonts/details.php?id=4
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 21, 2016,
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Humor
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Jimmy Durante
Website 4 the day:
Stately font:
https://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/stateface
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016,
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Humor
One measure of success is the number of things written about you that aren't trhttps://www.futurelearn.com/ue.
-- Cybill Shepherd
Website 4 the day:
Rosette font:
http://www.fontspace.com/agasilva/rosette110621
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016,
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Humor
The play had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
-- James Thurber
Website 4 the day:
Splat font:
http://www.fontspace.com/24hourfonts/split-splat-splodge
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 20, 2016,
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Humor
Rabbits walking backwards, all in a row, are a receding hare line.
Website 4 the day:
Free alternative to Microsoft Office:
http://www.freeoffice.com/en/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 17, 2016,
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Humor
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Website 4 the day:
Universe expanding faster than expected:
http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/archive/releases/2016/17/text/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 17, 2016,
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Humor
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
-- Germaine Greer
Website 4 the day:
Open IoT platform:
https://thingspeak.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 15, 2016,
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Humor
The only exercise I have time for is a run in my stockings.
-- Donna Gephart
Website 4 the day:
Burp web security testing tool:
https://portswigger.net/burp/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 14, 2016,
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Humor
Seven out of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids. Do the other three enjoy them?
-- Sal Davino
Website 4 the day:
Beginners guide to web sites:
http://lifehacker.com/5790955/how-to-make-a-web-site-the-complete-guide
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 14, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
What are schools for if not for indoctrination against communism?
-- Richard Nixon
Website 4 the day:
Watching what you are saying:
http://news.mit.edu/2014/algorithm-recovers-speech-from-vibrations-0804
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 13, 2016,
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Philosophy
If at first you do succeed, try something harder.
-- Ann Landers
Website 4 the day:
Talk to a stranger:
http://www.omegle.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 13, 2016,
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Humor
The ransacked kitchen was covered with cake, fruit, and custard. The police are a trifle concerned.
Website 4 the day:
Do it yourself AC:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/interior-projects/how-to/g2632/diy-air-conditioner/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 11, 2016,
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Humor
A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
-- Thomas Mann
Website 4 the day:
Google streetcam shots:
http://9-eyes.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 10, 2016,
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Humor
When I was in the army, I lost my rifle and was charged $85. That's why in the navy the captain goes down in the ship.
-- Dick Gregory
Website 4 the day:
Have you been pwned?
https://haveibeenpwned.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Thursday, June 9, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Nationalism is the measles of mankind.
-- Albert Einstein
Website 4 the day:
Pranking texts:
http://textastrophe.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 8, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
Most of our troubles stem from our inability to sit quietly in a room.
-- Blaise Pascal
Website 4 the day:
Past photographs in the present:
http://dearphotograph.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, June 7, 2016,
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Humor
You don't have to be a house to be haunted.
-- Emily Dickinson
Website 4 the day:
Audio only website:
https://croaciaaudio.com
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, June 5, 2016,
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Humor
Put your money in weeds. The price of weeds never goes down.
-- Wanda Sykes
Website 4 the day:
Free online courses:
https://www.futurelearn.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 4, 2016,
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Humor
The difference between a well dressed guy on a bicycle and a scruffy guy on a unicycle is a tire.
Website 4 the day:
How old do you look?
http://how-old.net/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 3, 2016,
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Humor
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
-- Steve Landesberg
Website 4 the day:
Bizarre cold war experiments:
http://allday.com/post/8545-these-are-the-most-bizarre-research-experiments-to-come-out-of-the-cold-war/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 3, 2016,
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Humor
Next time you fly, squirt ketchup on each ear and then ask the flight attendant, "Is this supposed to happen?"
-- Brad Stine
Website 4 the day:
Install Chrome extensions into Opera:
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/how-to-install-google-chrome-extensions-in-opera-browser/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016,
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Humor
What separates us from all other animals is that we aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.
-- Jeff Stilson
Website 4 the day:
Vegie burgers:
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/vegetables-you-can-make-burgers-with/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016,
In :
Philosophy
The trouble with television is that it takes your mind off your mind.
-- Robert Orben
Website 4 the day:
Top Google searches, by state:
http://blog.estately.com/2016/05/you-wont-believe-the-questions-each-state-googles-more-than-any-other-state/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, June 1, 2016,
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Humor
I was going to have plastic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
-- Rita Rudner
Website 4 the day:
How to remove a splinter:
https://www.aad.org/media/news-releases/how-to-remove-a-splinter
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