Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
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Philosophy
Politicians are the hardest of cure of all insane people.
-- Robert E. Lee
Website 4 the day:
Medieval doodles:
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-marginalia-books-doodles
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
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Humor
Einstein's original theory of relativity is that time slows down when you are with relatives.
-- Garrison Keillor
Website 4 the day:
Oldest multicolor book:
https://cudl.lib.cam.ac.uk/view/PR-FH-00910-00083-00098/1
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
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Humor
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
-- Jay London
Website 4 the day:
Ransomware protection:
https://ransomfree.cybereason.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
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Philosophy
The worst part about prison is the snoring.
-- Dr. Jack Kervorkian
Website 4 the day:
Learn a language while waiting:
https://people.csail.mit.edu/ccai/waitchatter/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
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Humor
The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition.
-- Mark Twain
Website 4 the day:
Live virtually forever:
http://eterni.me/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
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Humor
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.
-- Erma Bombeck
Website 4 the day:
Easy woodworking plans:
http://build-basic.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
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Humor
I saw a sign that said: "Watch for children" and thought is sounded like a fair trade.
Website 4 the day:
Hamster self-portrait:
https://vimeo.com/173067576
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Humor
Britain plans to ban the breeding of pit bulls. It's hard enough to put a muzzle on a pit bull; lots of luck with those condoms.
-- Jay Leno.
Website 4 the day:
Robot room:
https://www.orisystems.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Humor
The way to a man's heart is through is aorta.
-- Jerome Manheim, MD
Website 4 the day:
Free handwriting fonts:
http://www.creativebloq.com/features/8-free-handwriting-fonts-for-2017
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I am a vegetarian not for my health, but for the health of the chickens.
-- Isaac Bashevis Singer
Website 4 the day:
Anonymous BitTorrent:
https://anomos.info/wp/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
The fun of talk is finding out what a man really thinks and then contrasting it with the lies he has been telling all his life.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
Website 4 the day:
Opera Neon - new browser:
https://www.opera.com/computer/neon
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
We would rather criticize ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all.
-- Francois La Rochefoucauld
Website 4 the day:
Google Voyager virtual trips:
https://earth.google.com/web/data=CgQSAggB
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Humor
Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.
-- Albert Brooks
Website 4 the day:
No more ransomware:
https://www.nomoreransom.org/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 30, 2017,
In :
Humor
I’m very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
Website 4 the day:
Homemade waterjet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg__B6Ca3jc
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
-- Wendy Liebman
Website 4 the day:
Tie one (or more) on:
https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/lacingmethods.htm
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
My musical talent s less God-given than taketh away.
-- Steve Rubenstein
Website 4 the day:
Old software versions:
http://www.oldversion.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Accordions don't play "Lady of Spain," people do.
-- Herb Caen
Website 4 the day:
Age estimate from photos:
https://how-old.net/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
At my age, flowers scare me.
-- George Burns
Website 4 the day:
Search for animated GIFs:
https://gfycat.com
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Brendan Behan
Website 4 the day:
Art via texts:
https://www.sfmoma.org/read/send-me-sfmoma/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
Ground beef: a cow with no legs.
Website 4 the day:
Fake news?
http://factitious.augamestudio.com/#/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.
-- Mitt Romney
Website 4 the day:
Interactive periodic table:
http://elements.wlonk.com/ElementsTable.htm
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness.
-- Aristotle
Website 4 the day:
Robot legal help:
https://donotpay-search-master.herokuapp.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones.
-- John Lennon
Website 4 the day:
Online grocery where everything is $3:
https://brandless.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Wisdom leads us back to childhood.
-- Blaise Pascal
Website 4 the day:
Galaxy SciFi magazine archive:
https://archive.org/details/galaxymagazine&tab=collection
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, July 17, 2017,
In :
Humor
A chicken coop only has two doors because if it had four it would be a sedan.
Website 4 the day:
Create your purr:
https://purrli.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Einstein knows as much about psychology as I do about physics, so we had a very nice talk.
-- Sigmund Freud
Website 4 the day:
Google Translate songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKxaxrxVMsg
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
Misers make wonderful ancestors.
-- David Brenner
Website 4 the day:
Short by District 9's director:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjQ2t_yNHQs
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
My children didn't have my advantages. I was born into abject poverty.
-- Kirk Douglas
Website 4 the day:
100 Life Hacks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t04s4NB6ROE
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
-- Steve Altman
Website 4 the day:
Watch blocked Youtube videos:
https://www.proxfree.com/youtube-proxy.php
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
Never argue with a man whose job depends on not being convinced.
-- H. L. Mencken
Website 4 the day:
Fake news:
http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Philosophy
A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost
Website 4 the day:
Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History online:
http://naturalhistory.si.edu/VT3/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Website 4 the day:
Spy Museum online:
https://www.spymuseum.org/about/virtual-tour/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.
-- Will Cuppy
Website 4 the day:
Oriental Institute Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
A concrete truck has collided with a prison van. Motorists should watch for hardened criminals.
-- Ronnie Corbett
Website 4 the day:
National Women's History Museum online:
http://www.nwhm.org/online-exhibits/
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
In :
Humor
When insects take over the world, I hope they remember how we used to take them along on picnics.
-- Bill Vaughan
Website 4 the day:
Le Louvre online:
http://www.louvre.fr/en/visites-en-ligne#tabs
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, July 5, 2017,
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Humor
A friend of mine left $15,000 to her cat. Today that cat is broke.
-- Ann Landers
Website 4 the day:
Hamster self-portrait:
https://vimeo.com/173067576
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 4, 2017,
In :
Humor
Hard work never killed anybody who supervised it.
-- Harry C. Bauer
Website 4 the day:
Free recycling:
https://www.freecycle.org
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, July 4, 2017,
In :
Humor
If you know Morse code, tap dancers drive you crazy.
-- Mitch Hedberg
Website 4 the day:
Compare book prices:
http://www.directtextbook.com
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Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, July 2, 2017,
In :
Humor
There are two types of people: those who need closure
Website 4 the day:
Typewriter simulator:
http://uniqcode.com/typewriter/
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