Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Humor
A friend was so stupid that he had to change states and take on an assumed name. He was in the Witless Protection Program.
Website 4 the day:
Guesses the character you are thinking of:
https://en.akinator.com/game
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Be thought a liar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
-- Logan Pearsall Smith
Website 4 the day:
Color wheel:
https://color.adobe.com/create/color-wheel/
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Boredom cure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
-- Dorothy Parker
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Compress PDF files:
https://smallpdf.com/compress-pdf
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Only one regret
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Humor
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
-- Woody Allen
Website 4 the day:
MP3 tag editor:
https://www.mp3tag.de/
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Be sorry tomorrow
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Humor
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.
-- Henny Youngman
Website 4 the day:
Network scanner:
https://angryip.org/
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Power is not masculine
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Once, power was considered a masculine attribute. In fact, power has no sex.
-- Katharine Graham
Website 4 the day:
Old SD memory card formatter:
https://www.sdcard.org/downloads/formatter_4/
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Take credit for the good
Posted by Ira Chayut on Tuesday, December 25, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
We always take credit for the good and attribute the bad to fortune.
-- Charles Kuralt
Website 4 the day:
Full moon:
https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/a6kzqr/the_full_rotation_of_the_moon_as_seen_by_nasas/
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Apple's new car
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Humor
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car. But they're having trouble installing windows.
Website 4 the day:
#1 song when you were born:
https://playback.fm/birthday-song
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Reality vs. illusion
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Winter is reality, summer is an illusion.
-- Toivo Pekkanen
Website 4 the day:
Inspriation:
https://ineedaprompt.com/
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Bureaucrats
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Humor
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants.
-- Harry S. Truman
Website 4 the day:
Program in emojis:
https://www.emojicode.org/
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10 percent of brains
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Humor
We only use 10 percent of our brains. Think what we could do if we used the other 60 percent.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Website 4 the day:
Museum of endangered sounds:
http://savethesounds.info/
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General Failure
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Humor
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
-- Steven Wright
Website 4 the day:
Free PDF editor:
http://pdfedit.cz/en/index.html
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Never promoted
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
If you are irreplaceable you will never be promoted.
-- Jonathan S. Benton
Website 4 the day:
Elements through the centuries
https://www.reddit.com/r/educationalgifs/comments/a6lr6n/300_years_of_element_discovery/
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Melting the ceiling
Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 19, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The glass ceiling melts when you turn up the heat.
-- Pauline Kezer
Website 4 the day:
Virtual credit cards:
https://privacy.com/
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Sandwich in a bar
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
Supply vs. demand
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
The supply of government exceeds the demand.
-- Lewis Lapham
Website 4 the day:
When was a webpage posted?
http://carbondate.cs.odu.edu/
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Keep your facts
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
-- Stephen Colbert
Website 4 the day:
Find your perfect Linux distribution:
https://librehunt.org/
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Motivational tapes
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
I have a set of motivational tapes, but I never feel like watching them.
-- Daniel Liebert
Website 4 the day:
Download videos:
https://www.xvideothief.com/
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Bought a staple gun
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
My husband bought a staple gun. Now we have to bring food to the cat.
-- Rita Rudner
Website 4 the day:
Free streaming movies:
https://www.kanopy.com/
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Fine line of cooking
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Humor
My wife treads a fine line between cooking and arson.
-- Bill Hoest
Website 4 the day:
Is your Flash drive fake?
https://www.rmprepusb.com/tutorials/-fake-usb-flash-memory-drives
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Nuts to you?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 16, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
Failed magicians
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half-sisters.
Website 4 the day:
Free magic tricks:
https://trickshop.com/free-downloads.html
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Why a magician?
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
Games are silly
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Philosophy
It may well be that all games are silly, but then so are human beings.
-- Robert Lynd
Website 4 the day:
Raising self-reliant children:
http://www.freerangekids.com/
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The noblest dog
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
The noblest dog is the hot dog, which feeds the hand that bites it.
-- Laurence J. Peter
Website 4 the day:
US population by state:
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/9yasnn/us_population_growth_by_state_19002017_oc/
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Too much music
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky
Website 4 the day:
Google products that flopped:
https://gcemetery.co/
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Psychoanalysis takes years
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
Psychoanalysis is a process that usually takes years, which is why Freudians have such lovely summer homes.
-- Cynthia Heimel
Website 4 the day:
Recover deleted files:
https://www.ccleaner.com/recuva
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17 days straight
Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, December 9, 2018,
In :
Humor
I've been straight for seventeen days . . . but not all in a row.
-- sam Kinison
Website 4 the day:
Free graphic viewer:
https://www.irfanview.com/
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