Browsing Archive: June, 2018

Health club position

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
I applied for a position in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

Website 4 the day:
Innovators and entrepreneurs:
http://www.npr.org/podcasts/510313/how-i-built-this

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Terrified by women

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is “Notice anything different?
-- Mike Vanatta

Website 4 the day:
Computational cognitive neuroscience:
https://grey.colorado.edu/mediawiki/sites/CompCogNeuro/images/0/0e/ccnbook_08_2016.pdf

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Getting a child's attention

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
-- Lane Olinghouse

Website 4 the day:
Rewriter tools:
https://www.rewritertools.com/

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Impossible to learn

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Philosophy 
It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
-- Epictetus

Website 4 the day:
Free cyber security training:
https://www.cybrary.it/

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Life lessons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Philosophy 
In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.
- Tom Bodett

Website 4 the day:
Voice recognition in Chrome browser:
https://dictation.io/

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Love v. friendship

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
-- Otto von Bismarck

Website 4 the day:
Free web-based PDF editor:
https://www.pdfescape.com/

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Coffee or tea?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
-- Abraham Lincoln

Website 4 the day:
Details on any web site:
http://builtwith.com

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Facebook name

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, It will say "you are now friends with Benefits."

Website 4 the day:
Web programming playground:
https://webmakerapp.com

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Watching my drinking

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Website 4 the day:
Make a comic:
https://www.pixton.com/

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Addicted

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
I’m addicted to placebos.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Generate spreadsheet mock data:
https://mockaroo.com/

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Everything is changing

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Drag and drop Android and iOS apps:
https://thunkable.com/#/

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Bad decisions

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Bad decisions make good stories.
-- Ellis Vidler

Website 4 the day:
Help a sight-impaired people:
https://www.bemyeyes.com/

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Life is hard

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Philosophy 
When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”
-- Sydney Harris

Website 4 the day:
Temporary or limited credit card numbers:
https://privacy.com/


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No talent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 23, 2018, In : Humor 
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.
-- Robert Benchley

Website 4 the day:
Goldbach Conjecture calculator:
http://wims.unice.fr/wims/wims.cgi?module=tool/number/goldbach.en

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Chapstick v. Glue Stick

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
My girlfriend asked me to pass her the Chapstick and I accidentally passed her the Glue Stick! She hasn't said a word to me since.

Website 4 the day:
Hi-def NYC flyover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN3uF3990Q0

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Everybody lies

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
-- Nick Diamos

Website 4 the day:
VPN comparison:
https://thatoneprivacysite.net/vpn-comparison-chart/

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Without lawyers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If it were not for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
-- A. K. Griffin

Website 4 the day:
Automating Chrome:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/extensions-automating-repetitive-browsing-tasks/

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Indonesian drivers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Once you see the drivers in Indonesia, you understand why religion plays such a big part in their lives.
-- Erma Bombeck

Website 4 the day:
Digital literacy terms:
https://www.tolerance.org/magazine/fall-2017/speaking-of-digital-literacy

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Going to an opera

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
Going to an opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment.
-- Hannah More

Website 4 the day:
Thinking in systems:
http://ncase.me/loopy/

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Never too late

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Berke Breathed

Website 4 the day:
Printing on wood:
https://www.instructables.com/id/5-Ways-to-Print-on-Wood/

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An oboe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
An oboe is an ill wind that nobody blows good.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Software project management (free for a three-member team):
https://clubhouse.io/

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High heating bill

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
My landlord wanted to make an appointment to talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, "My door is always open".

Website 4 the day:
Audio-only television:
http://blindy.tv/

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Love my friends

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I love my friends. Without them, I'd be the most screwed-up person I know.
-- Margo Black

Website 4 the day:
Remove website malware:
https://hackercombat.com/fix-malware-from-your-website-free/

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Driving too fast

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
I drive much too fast to worry about cholesterol.
-- Steven Wright

Website 4 the day:
Check files or websites for viruses:
https://www.virustotal.com/#/home/upload

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Growing old

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Growing old is like being increasingly punished for a crime that you didn't commit.
-- Anthony Powell

Website 4 the day:
Create a digital signature:
https://www.mylivesignature.com/

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Therapy and grad school

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Therapy is like going to grad school and majoring in yourself.
-- Fran Drescher

Website 4 the day:
Circuit board class:
http://www.instructables.com/class/Circuit-Board-Design-Class/

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Ignorance is bliss

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Humor 
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
-- Philip Howard

Website 4 the day:
AI Algorithms:
http://wps.aw.com/wps/media/objects/5771/5909832/PDF/Luger_0136070477_1.pdf


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Nobody cares

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, June 11, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Nobody cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
-- Cynthia Nelms

Website 4 the day:
Web code IDE:
http://www.codelobster.com/

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Shoveling snow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Humor 
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.

Website 4 the day:
Why we like junk food:
http://jamesclear.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/why-humans-like-junk-food-steven-witherly.pdf

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Wanderers

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Not all those who wander are lost.
J.R.R. Tolkien

Website 4 the day:
Free FAX:
http://www.free-fax.online/

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Not serious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
-- Brendan Gill

Website 4 the day:
Budget planner:
https://www.mymicrobalance.com/en

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Dissatisfied with life

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Humor 
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
-- Will Rogers

Website 4 the day:
Mount. St. Helens missing photos:
https://www.whas11.com/mobile/article/news/local/mount-st-helens-eruption-never-before-published-photos/417-550397455

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Getting children to listen

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.
-- Ann Landers

Website 4 the day:
Make visual presentations:
https://www.easel.ly/

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We are fools

Posted by Ira Chayut on Saturday, June 2, 2018, In : Philosophy 
We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.
-- Bonnie Lin

Website 4 the day:
Create your own Alexa skills:
https://blueprints.amazon.com/

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Blonde jokes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, June 1, 2018, In : Humor 
I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
-- Dolly Parton

Website 4 the day:
Remove USB write protection:
https://windows101tricks.com/how-to-remove-write-protection-from-usb

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