Browsing Archive: April, 2019

Walk the plank

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor

My mother used to make me walk the plank when I was younger, we couldn't afford a dog.

Website 4 the day:

Wasting time:
https://iwastesomuchtime.com/

Leadership

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Philosophy

Leadership involves finding a parade and getting in front of it.
-- John Naisbitt

Website 4 the day:

Gravity points:
https://codepen.io/akm2/full/rHIsa

Billions for schools and roads

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
-- Andy Borowitz

Website 4 the day:

Find similar musicians:
https://www.music-map.com/

Why two senators?

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor

The reason that there are two senators from each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
-- Jay Leno

Website 4 the day:

Things organized neatly:
http://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com/

More discussion time

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Philosophy

If we had more time for discussion, we probably would have made a great many more mistakes.
-- Leon Trotsky

Website 4 the day:

Classified ad exchanges:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/

The purpose of the brain

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor

The human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
-- Peter De Vries

Website 4 the day:

Museum of Flight:
http://www.museumofflight.org/Explore-The-Museum/

My old neighborhood

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor

Where I grew up, you could walk ten blocks and never leave the scene of a crime.
-- Charlie Callas

Website 4 the day:

Audio-only films:
https://thenextweb.com/shareables/2019/04/03/listen-to-movie-at-work/

How to have a good day

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

Website 4 the day:

Free Microsoft courses:
https://academy.microsoft.com/en-us/professional-program/tracks/

Only golf

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor

Golf is the only sport where the object is to play as little as possible.
-- Charles G. McLoughlin

Website 4 the day:

Gardening tips:
http://freeplants.com/

A place for hotels

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor

A hotel is a place that keeps the makers of twenty-five-watt lightbulbs in business.
-- Shelley Berman

Website 4 the day:

Ring of 48 high-speed cameras:
https://youtu.be/3fu3anMtDS8

Trouble with NYC

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor

The trouble with New York is that it's so convenient to everything I can't afford.
-- Jack Barry

Website 4 the day:

Plant watercolors:
https://usdawatercolors.nal.usda.gov/pom/search.xhtml

Talking dogs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor

If dogs could talk, they's say things like: "Hey! Hey! Hey!"
Ellen DeGeneres

Website 4 the day:

Check USB manufacturer information:
https://www.softpedia.com/get/System/System-Info/ChipGenius.shtml

The most noxious

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Philosophy

Of all the noxious animals, the most noxious is the tourist.
-- Francis Kilvert

Website 4 the day:

Fake SD/USB tester:
https://www.majorgeeks.com/files/details/fakeflashtest.html

Things to never eat

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, April 22, 2019, In : Humor

Never eat anything that has to be explained.
-- Charles Schulz

Website 4 the day:

Popular cars through the years:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/g23320934/car-history/

Blank dictionary

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor

I bought a dictionary and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank; I have no words for how angry I am.

Website 4 the day:

How to be a Wikipedia editor:
https://www.maketecheasier.com/howto-become-wikipedia-editor/

Food for travel

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor

Never travel without food in your pocket - if only to throw at attacking dogs.
-- E. S. Bates

Website 4 the day:

Are you owed a refund?
https://paribus.co/

Grow to heaven

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Philosophy

No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven, unless its roots reach down to hell.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:

Cheap flights from where you are:
https://greatescape.co/

The Flemish masters

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor

We studied the Flemish masters using real phlegm.
-- Lew Cady

Website 4 the day:

Data breach support:
https://www.breachclarity.com/

Happily married

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge

Website 4 the day:

7.5 billion people on one chart:
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/04/the-world-s-7-5-billion-people-in-one-chart/

Politics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Humor

Politics: 'Poli' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures.'
-- Robin Williams

Website 4 the day:

The biggest theft:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnh0Z51H87s

Either or

Posted by Ira Chayut on Sunday, April 14, 2019, In : Philosophy

We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses.
-- Bonnie Lin

Website 4 the day:

13.8 billion years for free:
https://school.bighistoryproject.com/bhplive

Magic trapdoor

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor

A magician added a trapdoor into his show. But I think it’s just a stage he’s going through.

Website 4 the day:

URL lengthener:
http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com/

Money in golf

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor

You can make a lot of money playing golf. Just ask my ex-wives.
-- Lee Trevino

Website 4 the day:

Unsearchable YouTube videos:
http://defaultfile.name/

Wandering v. traveling

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Philosophy

The difference between wandering and traveling is that we wander for distraction and we travel for fulfillment.
-- Hilaire Belloc

Website 4 the day:

Ancient Rome, then and now:
https://www.boredpanda.com/before-after-roman-buildings-structures/

While milking a cow

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Philosophy

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
-- Grant Wood

Website 4 the day:

Ransomware rescue manual:
https://www.wired.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/RansomwareManual-1.pdf

As a porcupine

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Humor

A friend said that in the next life she'd like to come back as a porcupine. She doesn't like crowds.
-- Brian Andreas

Website 4 the day:

Is it normal?
https://www.isitnormal.com/

Just once

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Philosophy

All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.
-- Robert Breault

Website 4 the day:

Guided meditations:
https://www.tarabrach.com/guided-meditations/

Two personalities

Posted by Ira Chayut on Friday, April 5, 2019, In : Philosophy

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemicals substances: if they is any reaction, both are transferred.
-- Carl Jung

Website 4 the day:

Phish in a barrel:
https://duo.com/assets/ebooks/phish-in-a-barrel.pdf

Thought 4 The Day

Browsing Archive: April, 2019

Walk the plank

Leadership

Billions for schools and roads

Why two senators?

More discussion time

The purpose of the brain

My old neighborhood

How to have a good day

Only golf

A place for hotels

Trouble with NYC

Talking dogs

The most noxious

Things to never eat

Blank dictionary

Food for travel

Grow to heaven

The Flemish masters

Happily married

Politics

Either or

Magic trapdoor

Money in golf

Wandering v. traveling

While milking a cow

As a porcupine

Just once

Two personalities

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