Browsing Archive: December, 2019

Happy spots

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The ink spots were jubilant because they just came out of the pen.

Website 4 the day:
Observe the weather:
https://www.weather.gov/coop/BecomeAnObserver

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Love my cell phone

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
We love our own cell phones but hate everyone else's.
-- Joe Bob Briggs

Website 4 the day:
Ship your enemies glitter: 
http://www.shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

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Learning to fly

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-- Douglas Adams

Website 4 the day:
Free printable habit tracker:
https://tealnotes.com/free-printable-bullet-journal-habit-tracker-template/

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Without statistics

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
In ancient times they had no statistics, so they had to fall back on lies.
-- Stephen Leacock

Website 4 the day:
Nooooooooooooooo: 
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

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Composition of the universe

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
The universe is made up of electrons, protons, neutrons, and morons.
-- Andy Dappen

Website 4 the day:
Drop trash into the can:
http://www.trashloop.com/

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Reliance

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Never rely on your friends for money or on your money for friends.
-- Dr. Mardy Grothe

Website 4 the day:
Fighting pixels:
http://pixelsfighting.com/

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Easy Street

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
-- John Madden

Website 4 the day:
Is my computer on?
http://www.ismycomputeron.com/

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Cleaning my spice rack

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
While cleaning my spice rack, I saw that everything was old and had to be thrown out. – What a waste of thyme.  

Website 4 the day:
Live satellite images of the earth:
https://zoom.earth/

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Great wealth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The greater the wealth, the thicker the dirt.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith

Website 4 the day:
Random color:
http://randomcolour.com/

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Degrading jobs

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
All paid jobs degrade the mind.
-- Aristotle

Website 4 the day:
What is the highest frequency sound you can hear?
http://onlinetonegenerator.com/hearingtest.html

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Police are excellent

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
I think our police are excellent, probably because I haven't done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by them.
-- Sir Clement Freud

Website 4 the day:
Get an arbitrary award:
http://arbitraryawards.com/

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Dogsled riding

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Dogsled riding is both relaxing and fragrant
-- Dave Barry

Website 4 the day:
Psychoactive drugs:
https://www.erowid.org/

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Walk with the Lord

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
A man once told me to walk with the Lord. I'd rather walk with the bases loaded.
-- Ken Singleton

Website 4 the day:
Blockchain symphony: 
https://symphony.iohk.io/en/

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If you are not the windshield

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Some days you're a windshield, some days you're a bug.
-- Price Cobb

Website 4 the day:
Gross science:
https://www.youtube.com/user/grossscienceshow

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Lizard with a stroller

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
 A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. “What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my newt.”

Website 4 the day:
Sexual health chatbot:
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/roo-sexual-health-chatbot

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What is a decision

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
A decision is what a man makes when he can't find anybody to serve on a committee.
-- Fletcher Knebel

Website 4 the day:
Learn digital painting:
https://www.ctrlpaint.com/

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Kill a snake

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.
-- Ross Perot

Website 4 the day:
Free art lessons:
https://artyfactory.com/art-lessons.html

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Scrabble with children

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Children are the best opponents in Scrabble because they are easy to beat the fun to cheat.
-- Fran Lebowitz

Website 4 the day:
Drawing lessons:
http://www.drawingcoach.com/

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Age of proof

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
I'm now at an age where I have to prove that I'm as good as I never was.
-- Rex Harrison

Website 4 the day:
VBA in Excel: 
https://www.maketecheasier.com/writing-vba-macro-microsoft-excel/

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Inheriting the earth

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Humor 
Jesus said that the meek would inherit the earth. So far, all we've got is Minnesota and North Dakota.
-- Garrison Keillor

Website 4 the day:
Quadratic equations made easy:
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/614775/a-new-way-to-make-quadratic-equations-easy/

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Impressive America

Posted by Ira Chayut on Wednesday, December 25, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The thing that impressed me most about America is the way parents obey their children.
-- Edward, the Duke of Windsor

Website 4 the day:
Sorting set to dance: 
https://www.youtube.com/user/AlgoRythmics

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Through a campground

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Yesterday I ran through a campground, but that was past tents.

Website 4 the day:
How to crack a safe:
https://www.sparrowslockpicks.com/v/vspfiles/files/SPARROWSVaultInstructions2019104.pdf

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The ruin of happiness

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Traveling is the ruin of all happiness. There is no looking at a building once you've seen Italy.
-- Fanny Burney

Website 4 the day:
Researchers' conflict of interest: 
https://projects.propublica.org/dollars-for-profs

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All wrapped up in yourself

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed.
-- Kate Halvorson

Website 4 the day:
A compiler for carpentry: 
https://grail.cs.washington.edu/projects/carpentrycompiler/

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Promises, promises

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Promises are like children's art - often made and seldom kept.
-- Peter Schickele

Website 4 the day:
Video surveillance software: 
https://www.contaware.com/

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The aging process

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The aging process could be slowed down if it had t work its way through Congress.
-- George H. W. Bush

Website 4 the day:
Data structures and algorithms: 
https://opendsa-server.cs.vt.edu/ODSA/Books/Everything/html/index.html 

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Health food

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
My husband thinks that health food is anything he eats before the expiration date.
-- Rita Rudner

Website 4 the day:
How to take notes: 
https://pdf.wondershare.com/mobile-app/cornell-note-taking-system.html 

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Life is too short

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
Life is too short to explain the obvious to idiots.
-- Gloria Naylor

Website 4 the day:
Mount virtual drives: 
https://www.elby.ch/en/products/vcd.html 

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Comparative weights

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
Comparing the weight of water and butane, I found water to be heavier because butane is a lighter fluid.

Website 4 the day:
Second Cousin Once Removed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBt5V7kO3j4

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Bagpipe tunes

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
If you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both.
-- Jack Finney

Website 4 the day:
Earth satellite images: 
http://rammb.cira.colostate.edu/ramsdis/online/

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Dancing till the cows come home

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Humor 
I could dance with you till the cows come home, but I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
-- Groucho Marx

Website 4 the day:
Everyone can draw:
https://www.drawspace.com/

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A perk of being famous

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
If you are famous, eventually some very nice people will give you a doctorate in fine arts for doing jack squat.
-- Stephen Colbert

Website 4 the day:
Images of the sun:
https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/data/

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Totally obsolete

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
When a subject becomes totally obsolete, we make it a required course.
-- Petyer Drucker

Website 4 the day:
Brain-to-brain communication:  
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-41895-7.pdf

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Security

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
The only security of all is in a free press. 
  -- Thomas Jefferson

Website 4 the day:
Edit triangular meshes:
http://www.meshlab.net/

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Looking for skeletons

Posted by Ira Chayut on Monday, December 16, 2019, In : Philosophy 
They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes.  
--  Imelda Marcos

Website 4 the day:
3D scan from camera photos: 
https://alicevision.org/

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